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    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer v.2

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      Kuroneko @Impel Down
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      A: No. The most awesome scene of One Piece would be Jango and Fullbody doing a karaoke.

      Q: What if Usopp was an AP member?

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        A: Then he would have loads of apforum girlfriends.

        Q: If Nami was real do you think she would commit suicide, If she saw all the hentai of her?

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          A. Na, she'd frame it.

          Q. Do you think Sanji-kun would find a girl who loves him besides me?

          Sanji-kun is mine hands off!

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            A: Yes. In real life most girls want a man that treats them like royalty all the time….. and who also has the power to kill 10 men with a single kick.

            Q: If Zack morris was a strawhat what would his position be?

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              A. Musician, and the some of crew would be 'The Zack Attack' Robin (Kelly) vocals, Nami (Lisa) bass guitar, Luffy (Slater) drums, and Ussop (Screech) keyboard.

              Q. Will the female D. turn out to be Luffy's sister, his mom, a dead girl, or someone they meet?

              Sanji-kun is mine hands off!

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                A: She'll be a platypus.

                Q: How did a female platypus end up being a D.?

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                  A. Monkey D. Dragon has an odd love for animals.

                  Q. Why am I still here?

                  Sanji-kun is mine hands off!

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                    A: Because you have nothing else better to do.

                    Q: Will the SH ever meet the platypus?

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                      A: Maybe
                      Q: Will the SH ever meet a Griffin?

                      Kamen Rider OOOs

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                        A: One Piece and Family Guy just don't mix so, no.

                        Q: Will our next forum banner feature Brooke?

                        ~My Deviantart Page~

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                          A: Yes it would be the picture of eggy's drawing of Nami sitting on his face while wearing a skirt with no panties.

                          Q: If Brooke were to shave his afro what would make him different from any other talking skeleton?

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                            A. He's scared of ghost.

                            Q. If the SH where Pokemon which one's would they be?

                            Sanji-kun is mine hands off!

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                              A. Luffy = Mr. Mime/Ditto/Hitmonlee/Slowbro/Machamp
                              Zoro = Snorelax/Exeggutor/Scyther
                              Usopp = Nosepass/Psyduck/Hypno
                              Nami = Pikachu/Squirtle/Charmander/Jigglypuff
                              Sanji = Kicking Hitmonchan
                              Robin = Mew/Metapod
                              Franky = Kingler/Cubone/Shellder/Onix
                              Chopper = Slowpoke/Cloyster
                              Brooke = Haunter/Marowak

                              Enel = Raichu/Zapdos/Electabuzz
                              Ace = Charizard/Magmar/Moltres
                              Seaking's = Seaking (Duh!)

                              A. Make a picture of Luffy in his Mr. Mime/Ditto/Hitmonlee/Machamp/Slowbro form.

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                                Q: Okay, here it is:

                                A: Right now: Foxy vs. Kabuto. Who wins?

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                                  A-Foxy hands down.

                                  Q-Who'd win, Eneru or Crocodile?

                                  Originally Posted by Nightwing

                                  Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?

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                                    A: Crocodile would hook in the win

                                    Q: If Captain crunch and his crew of cereal loving kids were to go up against the strawhats would it be a epic battle of huge proportions.

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                                      No. Just tell Luffy the kids are made out of MEAT

                                      What would the recruitment slogans be for different pirate crews?

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                                        A: Buggy's crew :Don't play with fire, play with Buggy's crew.»

                                        CP9: Go farther with CP9

                                        Red hair pirates:Think Red hair pirates

                                        Whitebeard pirates:Call a friend, call White beard pirates

                                        Q: what would the slogan be for the world government?

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                                          Absolute Justice. Well, sort of. Hey, how'd you like a silly hat that says MARINE on it?

                                          One Piece x Keroro Gunso. How does it end tragically?

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                                            Okay, I'm going to try to use my limited knowledge of Keroro Gunso to answer this.

                                            A: Luffy would ask if they were yummy and Sanji would make frog's legs out of them.

                                            Q: Was my answer acceptable?

                                            Q2: What if Oda tricks us and has Dr. Hogback join the crew as the musician instead of Brooke?

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                                              A1: yes

                                              A2: That would suck. we don't need to doctor.

                                              Q: Do you think Hogback is lame looking?

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                                                A: No, he just looks like a creepy registed sex offender.
                                                Q: What would be the campaign slogan for the Revolutionaries?

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                                                  A:It's not a dream. Revolutionaries is real!

                                                  Q: Would it be awesome if the World government had informants within the Revolutionaries? in the form of mutant ninja turtels?

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                                                    A: Not mutant turtles, but Ifrits!

                                                    Q: Does Chopper look cute to you at all in the anime?

                                                    ~My Deviantart Page~

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                                                      A-Not in the beginning

                                                      Q-Who's the fattest Straw Hat?

                                                      Originally Posted by Nightwing

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                                                        A: Chopper is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever seen with his huge eyes and deformed body plus he's fat.

                                                        Q: would Robins character be better if she turned into more of a Gothic lady?

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                                                          A: Na, that'd be pretty lame
                                                          Q: What if Robin turned into a lollicon?

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                                                            A: That would be extremely hot lol XD.

                                                            ! actually that would suck beyond belief but for some that would be a good thing

                                                            Q: Would that lolification be a good thing?

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                                                              A: Of just Robin, yes. Of the whole series, hell no.
                                                              Q: What if Vivi came back, but she was all emo and punkish?

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                                                                A: Usopp would join her and they would start their own "Goth Talk" show.

                                                                Q: What if Zoro had a pathological fear of parades?

                                                                The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.~Too Much Coffee Man

                                                                Name: Leaf

                                                                Friend Code: 2492-3809-4869

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                                                                  A: Then he wouldn't have gotten off the ship at that place filled with bounty hunters and all the strawhats would be dead.

                                                                  Q: If the strawhats reenacted a episode of seinfield who would be who?

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                                                                    A:

                                                                    Luffy would be Seinfeld.
                                                                    Zoro would be Kkkramer.
                                                                    Nami would be Loise.
                                                                    Sanji would be George.

                                                                    Ah, screw that, I suck at those things.

                                                                    Q: Dance dance revolutionaries?

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                                                                      A: Jango, Mr. 2, Chopper, Satori and Fullbody.

                                                                      Q: What if Brooks was an AP member?

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                                                                        A: Panty-parade on his birthday

                                                                        Q: And wich color does Brooke prefer when someone give him a panty on this special day?

                                                                        Jeff the Killer: Go to sleep…Cavendish: Okay 8DJeff: Wha- WAIT, NO!

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                                                                          A: strawberry-pattern undies

                                                                          Q: do you like the guy in my siggy?

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                                                                            A: Hello there, Sham.

                                                                            Q: Who is Sham?

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                                                                              A: Sham I am

                                                                              Q: Does sham like green eggs and ham?

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                                                                                A: You just said that you were Sham.

                                                                                Q: Does Cochise like green eggs and ham?

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                                                                                  A: No Cochise does not like green eggs and ham because they are very poisonous.

                                                                                  Q: would luffy eat green eggs and ham even though they are poisonous?

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                                                                                    As long as it's MEAT.

                                                                                    What does Zoro's secret tattoo say?

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                                                                                      A: Stop reading my flesh!!

                                                                                      Q: Where's my $5000?

                                                                                      I'm like Hisotensoku: Not here to preserve peace, nor to destroy it. I certainly can't move mountains. Mostly, I'm just full of hot air.- Meh

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                                                                                        A: Over there.

                                                                                        Q: What does Usopp's secret tattoo say?

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                                                                                          A:"if you are viewing this tattoo chances are we are about to have sex"

                                                                                          Q: What does Nami's secret tattoos say?

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                                                                                            A: If you can read this, you'd better have the money to cover it unless you want a Happiness Punch

                                                                                            Q: What happens if a fishman eats a Devil Fruit?

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                                                                                              A: He gets stuck to the bottom of the sea and starves to death.

                                                                                              Q: Who is the next tiny, insignificant character that only lasted 5 frames to get a new fanclub?

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                                                                                                A: Cynder.

                                                                                                Q: What Spandam would do with a computer?

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                                                                                                  A: Spill his coffee on the keyboard.

                                                                                                  Q: What was he doing before his coffee was spilt?

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                                                                                                    A: Well, he drank his coffee

                                                                                                    Q: SPandam vs. Hattori?

                                                                                                    Jeff the Killer: Go to sleep…Cavendish: Okay 8DJeff: Wha- WAIT, NO!

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                                                                                                      Oooh, a tough fight. After a little struggle, Hattori uses his shigan despertaly but loses an honorable lose. R.I.P

                                                                                                      Will the SH find a lolipop to fulfill Sanji's wishes?

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                                                                                                        A: No, because if it happens they will be cursed by 4KIDS, an evil deity that lives in other dimension/reality.

                                                                                                        Q: What if Hattori was a pinguin?

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