I have created a new thread to post all of my stuff in. Most of it will be song parodies but there will be the occasional cosplay and fanart too.
First off, my cosplay of Brook the Gentlemen Skeleton.
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And now for my song parodies.
This one I call King Soge, a parody of Eminem’s Slim Shady
[hide]Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the readers for one second?
Hi otakus! Do you like graphic violence? (Yup, yup, yup!)
Wanna see me shoot burning fire pellets through some dude’s flappin’ eyelids? (Yee-ha!)
Wanna see me do what I do like I do? (Hell yeah!)
Lose Luffy and get fked up in my mind, too? (Huh?)
My life’s dead, mate. I'm tryin to get the facts straight
but I can't figure out whose crew I’m on now (Huh..)
And Cap. Luffy said, "Usopp, you a basehead!
Uh-huh! So why's your nose red? Man, you pointless!"
Well since the manga started, I've felt like I'm just hated
Cause I see my original self was too goofy to be taken seriously
Got pissed bad and ripped Luffy’s pride off
And impact-dialed him so hard I knocked his hat right off his stupid head
I sulked a little and a lot and sat on my ass
Franky offered me a job to help build some ships fast
C'mere dude! (Usopp, give it up, your ship’s dead, dog!)
I don't give a fk, mom always said never turn your faith off!
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
The Puffin’ Tom train, meet up with Franky and San-jive!
Saving my ass, nine to five
I left them in the face of certain danger, came back, they’re safer
and stapled a mariner’s nuts to the engine’s scrapper (Owwwwwwww!)
Now I‘m the great Sogeking, my head held high
Flashed my slingshot, then shot my pellet in your fly
Now I‘m just runnin’ around destination
in Enies Lobby while they screamin out loud: "Sogeking’s like constipation!"
Zero percent now I’m fibbing with you
I just found out Nico Robin does more betraying than Nami do (Bam!)
I told her I'd save her ’cause I’m the king sniper
Make a speech about defending friends and dedicate it to her (Oh thank you!)
You know you screwed up when the giants protect your stand
and try to keep away the truth about the leaders of their clan (Aaahhhhhh!)
This S&M freak Spandam asked for my execution
(Dude, would ya like an execution?)
So I told him, 'Yo Spandam, shut the hell up, DONKEY-HOLE!'
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Stop the manga! This series needs another damn flashback! (Dream sequence!)
Okay now, don't just stand there, move now!
Robin begins to acquaint a tale where everyone eventually dies (Funk that!)
All her friends be carried away, watery cemetery’s where the bodies at
(Uh, yeah?) Is she comin or goin? Can she decide?
I just shot a fifth mariner down – dare me to shot a sixth? (Go ahead)
All my life I was so denied
But in the past few years, I’ve got plenty love, I’m sex-a-fied
(Whoo!) Overalls ripped by my female cult (Oh-ooh)
I shoot before I talk, I'll shoot anything that attacks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to lie so much I would get chased
BUT YOU GOTTA BELIEVE THESE WORDS NOW! (AAAAAAAH!)
I‘M HANDCUFFED TO ZORO! SH*T! (WAHHH!)
I’m so angry and stressed being in the cuff
Stuck with bull-head using three swords, slicing these guy in the head (POW!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him his son’ll make his proud, the pirate son he had
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge.
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Another Eminem song parody. This time, Lose Yourself gets the treatmnent in the form of The Rock Lee Rap
[hide]Lee, if you had one shot, one fight of your life
To seize glory and show with an explosion of youth
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His brow is hugh, arms in bandages, his weights heavy
Going up against The Uchia now, get the confetti
He’s sweaty, but everyone thinks his ninja way is so petty
Now begins the attack, but he sins
His sensai comes, says no fights before the test begins
Says run laps like a cow carrying bottle bins, all while walking on a million pins
Time to stop the badgery
Sakura’s all alone, she’s in tragedy
But Lee have at thee, look he can defy gravity
But what?
His friends save the day, time to go back to the ninja tower
Matches begin, ring the bell
Hinat’s in hell
Kiba begins to moan and wail, Shino fucking his swallowtail
Sakura’s one of his hoes
Lee’s so confident but he knows
This is life or death so anything goes, and he stills grows and grows
He says he doesn’t wanna be apart of the fights
And this whole shit bites
He’d rather fly some kites, but he’s joking and enters with his might
You better lose yourself in the match, the moment!
Whatever happens do not let your dream go!
You’re in the spotlight, this is your shot to change the flow!
This is the explosion of youth of your lifetime yo!
Here is his match against the sandman with the gourd
Everyone believes young Lee will be floored
Doubts are pored, but Lee will take the sword
But all these doubts will be scammed
The weights come off, the ground gets whammed
It’s power slammed, everyone thinks Gaara’s damned
The mighty bushy brow, with his mighty ninja vow
He opens the fifth gate, everyone screams wow
Whoosh, dodge, pow! Gaara’s gonna get it now
Millions of spectators are screaming “how’d
He do that?“ right from the crowd
His sensei’s proud, but boy is he loud
A punch and a kick to the face
Fifth gate open, he might come in first place
But again he lost the race, his dreams are covered with mace
He’s hospitalized and it looks like his dream is dead
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
But Lee, no matter how many blows you get
Just remember do not let your dream go!
You may be out but this you still can change the flow!
This is the explosion of youth of your lifetime yo!
But here comes more drama and a lot more rage
He needs an operation but he only makes minimum wage
Tsunade the sage, looking up a cure on the book page
Lee feels chewed up and spit out
He wishes to return to the matches and bout
He’s getting a doubt, but Gai tells him what it’s all about
A fifty-fity chance, but the operation is a attainment
But there’s no time to relax, Saskue’s left the pavement
Lee endorses fresh mint, now that’s entertainment
The knucklehead ninja’s in trouble
Lee arrives straight from the rubble
He screams “Lee! move on the double, don’t burst my bubble”
He begins to bonehead fucker, but Lee needs sake to heal
But something odd happens and he gets a drunken feel
On the edge of his heel, he’s drunker than a banana peel
He puts up a hell of a fight, but all he can do is take a lickin’
He seems outmatched but someone comes to help him with his pickin’
Gaara’s aint no chicken, this dawg goes all out and trippin’
The guy’s down and comatose
Bones ripping through skin, that’s gross
Lee and Gaara make a toast, and they make up for the most
Lee has yet to win but he won’t give up
Someday, sometime, somewhere, he knows he will win
You better lose yourself in the land, the moment!
No matter where you come from do not let your dream go!
Remember your true self, this is your shot to change the flow!
This is the explosion of youth of your lifetime yo!
Don’t forget my handsome manly features, Lee[/hide]
Here’s a classic: Liar Boo. A parody of Billy Joel’s Piano Man.
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It’s morning on a Saturday
The regular sun shines in
There's an old feeling inside of me
Time to tell some lies and sin
“Damn it, kid, must you do this every time?”
They yell at me as I ran
But life’s bittersweet, through victory or defeat
I promise to savor as much as I can
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Tell us a tale, you're the Liar Boo
Tell us a tale tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a tall tale
Just as long as it doesn’t bite
Now Kaya at the mansion is a friend of mine
She’s stuck in bed, sick as can be
I stop by to say hi, as she enjoys a good lie
But that Klahadore guy surely hates me
He said, "Kid, I‘ve been scheming for so long
So it would surely be wise to suppose
That if you decide to unleash the hero inside
I‘ll use my claws to scrap off your nose"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Luffy is a real time pirate
Who’s never out of time for a snack
And he’s avoiding the locker of Davy, and also the navy
And he uses his rubber body to attack
And he’s practicing his Gomu Gomu skills
As his first mate slowly gets drunk
Yes, I’m sneaking some beers with my crewmates
Until the navigator hits our heads with a thunk
Tell us a tale, you're the Liar Boo
Tell us a tale tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a tall tale
Just as long as it doesn’t bite
We’re a pretty proud group today
And our victory makes me smile
'Cause I know it is we who saved my village, you see
So we’re at piece for a while
And the new ship, it sails like a dream
And the front has a giant goat head
We‘ve traveled so far, though I should take a car
But I think I’ll travel with my nakamas instead
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Tell us a tale, you're the Liar Boo
Tell us a tale tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a tall tale
And we hope that you’ll do alright
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And a little tribute to the members of Arlong Park. A little diddy I call Can’t Post This, a parody of MC Hammer’s hit Can’t Touch This..
[hide]Can't post this!
Can’t post this!
Can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Can’t post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Why-why-why-why (Can’t post this) the forum crash so much?
Makes me say oh bee-yutch
Just who on Earth did I offend
To deserve a header I can’t emend?
It feels bad when the big hand comes down
As the super mods ban trolls from the hometown
Now it’s time to change host
And this is the junk uh u can't post
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) I PM’d you homeboy, can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Yeah, typing in all caps and ya know, can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Just rate my sig man, can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Yo bust out the seme and uke jokes, u can’t post this!
Viz Hater’ll kick ya right down
But let’s start with our man from whack-town
That’d be 1 2 Jango - king of “gits”
Talkin’ ‘bout special stuff and Nico Robin’s tits
Thanks to Battle Franky, chapters are GO!
But first a yaoi thread by pirateneko
Gay porn - that’s her crack
While Buuhan acts like a dipsomaniac
Too bad Aftershock is now a ghost
And this is the junk uh u can't post
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Oh what the hell? Can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Why it freezing now, maaaan, can't post this!
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Give me some pocky or yen
Watch out for the falling spleens of Nguyen
If you want a real good show
Check out the art of e1n, Eggy and Changso
There’s the boss, Oceanizer
Don‘t bash dah man, be a recognizer
And now you’re in a trance
Watching Strings boogie without pants
Mod status - shiznit!
Shut up, do your job, or you might as well quit
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Chillax man, because you know, can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Lockdown!
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Stop! Spammer time!
Omnichild is seme it is said
If you can't handle the bondage then your drive is dead
So wave your keyboard in the air
Then slam it down on Warp’s head ‘cause you just don’t care
Ginny x Madgopher is cannon
CosmicDebris’ art will makes you need fannin’
Drawing Usopp sins of the flesh
It’s the white screen of doom, let’s click refresh
Refresh, fresh, fresh…. oooyy! U can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Look noob, can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) You'll probably get pwned boy 'cause you know you can't, can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Sound the alarm, the trans are in, lockdown!
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Stop! Spammer time!
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(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Can't post this!
(No-no-no-no, no-no-no!) Lockdown!
(D’oh-d’oh d’oh, d’oh-d’oh! D’oh-d’oh d’oh, d’oh-d’oh!)
(D’oh-d’oh d’oh, d’oh-d’oh! D’oh-d’oh d’oh, d’oh-d’oh!)
Stop! Spammer time!
Every time you visit, the forum's just so high
Taboo’s dope with the jokes and Carter actually thinks he’s fly
Now why would I ever stop coming here?
I am the Weirdo Baka! I am the Rootbeer!
Members from around the world, from Indonesia to Germany
Arlong Park, see the Park, be the Park, live the Park, screw the rest who cannot see
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