@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
Bikini Tops.
What's the point of wearing them anyway? It's not like they cover a lot.
That gave me a good laugh. lulz.
What pisses you off?
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-these guys who think they're extremely brave rebels or even FIGHTING AGAINST FASCISM because they made a joke about the Pope or insulted a politician (generally from the Right). NEWSFLASH: it's not anticonformism when everybody else does it
Was coming to post this, but you worded it better.
Popular music isn't a genre folks. and if you actually hate it for being popular, you're a tool.
-showbusiness people or sportsmen who somehow think they have to give moral lessons to the plebs while these fucking douchebags have no idea what real life is like
It makes for hilarious brain rotting television though.
Lol @ America's Top Model.
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If there's no one there, I take the middle urinal. If someone's there, I take the one next to them. Or really, any urinal I feel like. Some of the younger ones get pissed, but they wouldn't dare talk shit while their meat's out.
For some reason this made me laugh.
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The only thing I hate about urinal use is when someone uses the middle urinal, then gives you "You're a faggot" looks for using the one next to him.
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That's when you stare at his steady stream of urine, lick your lips, then comment about how thirsty you are.
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@Cyringohn:
That's when you stare at their steady stream of urine, lick your lips, then comment about how thirsty you are.
what the?!
and give him the wink
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That everything has a price on it even with tax added on top.
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@Cyringohn:
That's when you stare at his steady stream of urine, lick your lips, then comment about how thirsty you are.
For some reason, this reminded me of how I hate orange juice.
Actually, I think the reason is pretty obvious.
and I'm all for fucking with people, but not while I'm pissing. That part of my day is serius bizznazz.
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Unfortunately, I have my principles of never harming a lady
Wow, where's the fun in that?
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Gohn was later found dead along with his wife whom he beat to death with a copy of Guilty Gear Accent Core after she pwned him in Virtua Fighter.
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@Cyringohn:
Wow, where's the fun in that?
The fun part is where I don't have to worry about some crazy broad macing my eyes or calling the cops on me. My ass thanks me for keeping myself out of jail.
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Gohn was later found dead along with his wife whom he beat to death with a copy of Guilty Gear Accent Core after she pwned him in Virtua Fighter.
Hey, once this marriage thing ends up happening, you better believe she'll be molded into a little Fighting Game Monstrosity.
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So, does Gohn commit suicide or does the sheer awesomeness of his pwndage in Virtua Fighter finally kill him?
! The current chapter I'm writing is pissing me off.
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Soccer moms.
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On that note:
When people talk shit at you because you can't help calling "soccer" futbol.
Same goes for when you call tissues a "Kleenex".
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@Impel:
When people talk shit at you because you can't help calling "soccer" futbol.
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The reverse is the same. I can't help calling "futbol" soccer, yet you have "futbol" maniacs come at you telling you saying "soccer" is wrong. Its just stupid.
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Talking to my little sister on the phone. She's either got some music playing loudly in the background or talking to her friends at the same time while talking to me, and most of the time, I can't tell whether she's talking to me or not. Pretty sure she's high off her ass too, which also pisses me off.
If you can't tell, she called me just now.
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"futbol"? which language is that? why not call it football?
or are you just useing that "crazy" spelling to differ it from american football?
(why is american football called football btw? most of the time the damn sport is played with the ball in your hands)PS: im not trying to piss you off or correct you im just curious =)
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
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The person in this forum that always say "Heso
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@bunshindattebayo:
The person in this forum that always say "Heso
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Punching you in the face will do.XD Just kidding
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When I can't fucking draw! I swear, this damn artist block is driving me nuts! I have commissions to finish, you inconsiderate bastard! shakes fist at it
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My old, should have died ten fucking years ago drama queen of a Sicilian grandmother.
84 fucking years old, needs to walk around her house connected to oxygen, exagerrates so many things, treats her kids like crap and I have to go spend Thanksgiving with her and only her.
Her daughter won't come since my Uncle died last year and she still won't celebrate Thanksgiving because it was his favorite holiday. Her grandsons (my aunt's sons) won't come either. She kicked out the younger (Chad) and does not like Ted's 3rd (yes 3rd) wife.
Well actually it's his 2nd wife, but he got a girl pregnant and had a baby girl back when he was in high school. Then he had two more kids with a woman who went psycho after the divorce (she's on meds now…we think.) and his current wife is an ex-stripper (Chyna) who has a daughter from a man who lives in Jamaica. And they recently had a baby together.
Why do I bother with my grandmother and her constant bitching, you ask? Not to mention her family? Why? I'll tell you why.
She's gonna kick that proverbial bucket someday and when she does I'm getting a shitload of diamonds and gold. For my 18th birthday, she gave me a 24 carat gold necklace with a 2 carat diamond in the center.
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Popular music isn't a genre folks. and if you actually hate it for being popular, you're a tool.
This made me think: is anti-conformism if you don't like music that is popular?
"futbol"? which language is that? why not call it football?
In Brazil we call soccer "futebol".
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Futbol is spanish for football, which is british/rest of the world for soccer XD
my stupid mac when it doesn't work!
<3 hoffy for the sig
"You hold your future in your own hands. Never waver in this belief." -Sir Frederick Treves
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@Bee's:
My old, should have died ten fucking years ago drama queen of a Sicilian grandmother.
84 fucking years old, needs to walk around her house connected to oxygen, exagerrates so many things, treats her kids like crap and I have to go spend Thanksgiving with her and only her.
Her daughter won't come since my Uncle died last year and she still won't celebrate Thanksgiving because it was his favorite holiday. Her grandsons (my aunt's sons) won't come either. She kicked out the younger (Chad) and does not like Ted's 3rd (yes 3rd) wife.
Well actually it's his 2nd wife, but he got a girl pregnant and had a baby girl back when he was in high school. Then he had two more kids with a woman who went psycho after the divorce (she's on meds now…we think.) and his current wife is an ex-stripper (Chyna) who has a daughter from a man who lives in Jamaica. And they recently had a baby together.
Why do I bother with my grandmother and her constant bitching, you ask? Not to mention her family? Why? I'll tell you why.
She's gonna kick that proverbial bucket someday and when she does I'm getting a shitload of diamonds and gold. For my 18th birthday, she gave me a 24 carat gold necklace with a 2 carat diamond in the center.
This is too expertly crafted to be true.
If it is, you could probably get a movie deal for your life story. Especially if your grandmother dies at Thanksgiving(and it looks like you killed her) and you try to cover it up and collect that will money.
as for something I hate.
Musicians who think they are changing the world, and making it a better place by selling overpriced CDs to people. What happened to when making music was just a personal thing? Alot of artists are so arrogant to think that they play a major role in helping people world wide just by singing shitty generic lyrics.
I know their songs may change moods, but that's not the equivalent of what they make it out to be. They act like their music helped as much as the food and water and people who worked to help people with their own hands.
and it's really annoying that they honestly think they are Good Samaritans changing the world with song when they are making millions off of them that those in need will never even see part of.
Also musicians that think they are "fighting the power of the tyrannical overlord" with song. Yea, you're really showing ol' Bush by criticizing him and his policies in songs he'll never listen to.
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-Racists, sexists, and homophobes and the like
-People who still insist homoseuality is a choice, despite the all the evidence to the contrary
-People who think homosexuality can be "cured" with prayer groups and Bible studies
-Certain animal rights groups. It's one thing to care about animals and try to stop them from being mistreated, but when the life of an animal is valued over a human being, that's too much. I heard that PETA once did an ad campaign comparing slaughtering pigs to the Holocaust
-Aside from people who think being gay is a choice, I'd also like to add people who think anorexia, bulimia, and autism are lifestyle choices
-That my mom overreacts to everything. You spill food in the car. A normal person might get angry and maybe yell at you, but, after making you clean it up, eventually forgive and forget. My mom will and actually start calling a retard and essentially make you feel worthless. I actually think that's why I'm so neurotic and paranoid
-When people complain and criticize something they don't know anything aboutMore to come later
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This is too expertly crafted to be true.
If it is, you could probably get a movie deal for your life story. Especially if your grandmother dies at Thanksgiving(and it looks like you killed her) and you try to cover it up and collect that will money.
You know, looking back on my father's side of the family now it all does seem false if you're on the receiving end of one of my rants. XD
But I sadly assure you it be the truth. I wonder…did my grandmother's second (she says it was her first, but that's another long and seemingly strange story) husband feel the same way about making a movie on it? He was a film editor after all. Well, if the teaching thing doesn't work out maybe I'll give it a shot. :p
God damn no wonder my dad is an alcoholic o_o.
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@bunshindattebayo:
The person in this forum that always say "Heso
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Personalized license plates.
What a horrific waste of money.
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They do make for interesting hitting games though. (Which used to piss me off.)
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"futbol"? which language is that? why not call it football?
or are you just useing that "crazy" spelling to differ it from american football?
(why is american football called football btw? most of the time the damn sport is played with the ball in your hands)PS: im not trying to piss you off or correct you im just curious =)
Because "Handball" would sound like someone's trying to make a pass at you.
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We definitely need an Arlong Park Handball Thread now.
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"futbol"? which language is that? why not call it football?
or are you just useing that "crazy" spelling to differ it from american football?
(why is american football called football btw? most of the time the damn sport is played with the ball in your hands)PS: im not trying to piss you off or correct you im just curious =)
It's spanish, but they call it and spell it "futbol" because they think its fucking right. Well, that may be right for the rest of the fucking world, but here, in this country, its known as fucking soccer. Whats even more upsetting is when you try to please them and say "football" they have a pansy fit because you said it like an American and therefore are referring to American Footbal. It never ends.
As per the spelling, your theory seems to be most correct.
@bunshindattebayo:
The person in this forum that always say "Heso
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I hope she comes in here and reads that.
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Know what's funny? I've known some British folk who bitch at Americans for using the term, when it was England who came up with the name soccer as a slang word for the name of the game back in the 1880s.
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Futbol is spanish for football, which is british/rest of the world for soccer XD
my stupid mac when it doesn't work!
In Japanese its サッカー which is phonetically translated, sakkaa, or soccer.
My extended family pisses me off for extended periods of time, most of the time i just hold in the anger.
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serious? its a slangword originateing in the UK? they gotta be punching themselves in the guts now for that one.
Tsukento: Handball is another sport played with a smaller ball, soccer goals and a line players (excludeing goalkeepers) arent allowed to step over. A liklier name would be "american rugby" (as rugby is the sport that as far as i know is the most similar to american football, though not exactly the same.)
Natty: if they throw a fit for you calling football football instead of soccer calm them down say that you meant the sport with the spherical black and white ball and then later in the discussion throw a fit over nothing and walk out on them calling them assholes.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
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People who only wear certain brands, and then form social cliques dependant upon the clothing label they wear.
I find it utterly retarded, myself.
OH MAH GAWD ABERCRAWMBIE! LIKE LETS HANG OUTTTTT!
Doesn't help the majority of the girls that do that are complete cunts to people who don't wear anything that doesn't come from a high grade fashion mall.
"Can I get the homework for that class I missed today?"
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@Flor:
–Certain animal rights groups. It's one thing to care about animals and try to stop them from being mistreated, but when the life of an animal is valued over a human being, that's too much. I heard that PETA once did an ad campaign comparing slaughtering pigs to the Holocaust
I think it was compared with a chicken farm. Yeah, PETA Pisses me off too.
-Aside from people who think being gay is a choice, I'd also like to add people who think anorexia, bulimia, and autism are lifestyle choices
I've never heard of someone referring to Autism as a "life Choice" Where are you from?
People who still insist homosexuality is a choice, despite the all the evidence to the contrary. People who think homosexuality can be "cured" with prayer groups and Bible studies
You'd love my uncle then, who told me that gay people are just demon possessed and needed to be exorcised.
Lets see, what else pisses me off.
The stupid closed minded redneck idiots that live around here. For example: I was in Walmart getting some stuff. There was this Huge, fat bald old man, in overalls and a dirty wifebeater shirt. A group of hispanic people walked by talking in Spainish and he yelled out them "Learn English, you're in America!"People who let their dogs ride unteathered in the back of pick up trucks. I am always afraid that their dogs is going to fall/jump out and I am going to hit them. Heck, being tied up isn't that much safer. Stupid people shouldn't have pets.
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More from me, as if anyone cares:
-Whenever a manga, anime, book, comic book, movie, or TV show has a good or interesting character with lots of potential, but that character barely gets any screen time. Naruto seems to suffer from this problem. Another show that comes to mind is The Simpsons (Reverend Lovejoy and so many other great characters are stuck as background filler)
-When a kid's making a racket in a public place and the parents don't do anything and just ignore it
-The fact that so many parents don't discipline their kids anymore. I'm not just talking about beating their ass when they misbehave, but some parents don't even give the kid a freaking time-out
-A certain Baptist Church in Kansas
-Whenever a musician or movie producer starts bitching about piracy making them lose money. Have they ever stopped to consider that maybe the reason their last album or movie didn't sell was because it sucked?
-When people use chatspeak in a real-life conversation. I think that they should pass a law that, if someone does this, you would be allowed(in some states, required) to punch their jaw as hard as possible.
-Lobster Pot-Sticker
-Puns
-The fact that so many of todays youth can't appreciate slower movies that don't have explosions, crude humor, or special effects.
-Bishounen
-People who refuse to accept the fact that Haku and Deidara were guys
-Some kids in my high school who don't things they should've learned in grade school. A large percentage of the Juniors still don't know cursive beside their own name. -
-Aside from people who think being gay is a choice, I'd also like to add people who think anorexia, bulimia, and autism are lifestyle choices
Show me these people who think being autistic is a lifestyle choice. I would like to introduce them to my friend, Mr. Red Hot Fireplace Poker.
It reminds me of those horror stories I hear of children being suffocated or beaten to death during "exorcisms" to "cure" their autism. :/ I vividly remember hearing one such story on the news some years back and kicking a nearby table so hard I knocked over the glass vase on top. My foot was not happy with me.
About people who don't know cursive: Send them off to a Catholic/Evangelical Christian school. Let the nuns and reverends fix that.
About girls who only associate with clothing brands: It's why I was an outcast in elementary school. We didn't have a lot of money, so we bought the cheap blue and white school endorsed uniform clothes. That was fine so long as you were a minority kid, but oh no! Not if you're a white kid. The rich white kids want nothing to do with you because you don't dress like them, and the rest of the school hates you because you're one of the white kids. :/
I just gave up and waited for middle school to roll around and hope for a new start there.
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Also musicians that think they are "fighting the power of the tyrannical overlord" with song. Yea, you're really showing ol' Bush by criticizing him and his policies in songs he'll never listen to.
In the same grain of things related to ol' Bush, I hate people who think Bill Clinton was a Mt. Rushmore worthy president just for the simple fact that he came before Bush Jr. I don't get people who can say good things about a dude who lied with a straight face to the American public and whose administration was mired in scandal (and not just what latest intern he boned). I don't like Bush Jr. , but Jesus Christ Clinton wasn't that great either.
Another unrelated thing, single women who own more than two cats. Owning this many cats has always freaked me the hell out, especially when those cats have human names. Cats in general piss me off, but when I walk into an apartment to the synchronized mewing of Paul, Jim, and Jim Jr. I can't help but feel that this woman has serious issues that are just waiting to pop out at the best times.
And just so I won't be sexist, single men owning more than one cat is a sign that something is amiss in my mind.
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I concur Archibald Desmond Deus. I hate it when people are mindlessly loyal to any politician, regardless of where they stand on the political spectrum. Cults of personality are never any good.
Besides politics, I hate it when people try to bring attention to themselves in public places. Why the fuck does everyone in this country think they're going to be "discovered"?
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@bunshindattebayo:
The person in this forum that always say "Heso
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Anybody who's to Liberal or Conservative needs to be kicked in the teeth.
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It pisses me off that Changsho's avatar doesn't come from an actual Manga. We need more dinosaur gore, damn it…
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Flor: what is so good with reverend lovejoy?
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Lovejoy has his moments. Like in that episode where Marge becomes the new church adviser.
But indeed his wife makes us get into nerves.
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Fanboys piss me off. In fact, my youngest brother is a fanboy. The idea of casual gaming is foreign to him.
Last night he took the latest Smash Bros. update really hard. In fact, he stated that Brawl isn't a true Wii game because it doesn't exclusively use the Wiimote as a controller. I always thought he would be above that sort of petty fanboyism. :(
