Staff Note: Way too many Kuma related threads poppin' up on the front page over the last few days, more or less discussing much the same thing. Direct all Bear related theories, predictions, baseless assumptions, DURbatin, musings, brain farts, ect. to this thread, and this thread only!
I didn't come up with this theory, but my brother forced me at knifepoint to post his theory on the Arlong Park forums, so here it is in all its glory! I'll try to make it SUUUUPAAAA for my bro~!!
First of all, we know that Kuma has long hair, but we don't know what's underneath his hat. The theory is that Kuma is balding underneath his hat, and he's probably wearing a hat because of his balding scalp.
Second of all, we know that Kuma carries a Bible. He's based on Black Bart, who was also fond of the Bible, but there will probably be some more significance to the Bible than that. I think it'll play a strange role.
Now in 2 Kings 2:23-24 there is a story of Elisha the prophet, who was going around doing miracles and prophesying, and then some kids came out of the city and starting mocking his bald head. But since Elisha was a prophet, and you do not want to mess with prophets, God sent two bears out of the wilderness to kill 42 of them, to send a message.
We don't know where Oda got inspiration to make Bartholomew into a bear type of DF user (we're assuming he has the bear DF right?) but this is probably the most famous story with bears in the Bible, so if Oda wanted to take inspiration this is a possible place to get it.
Of course, the idea is that if you make fun of Kuma's baldness, he'll totally lose his temper and kill you, like the bears did when they made fun of the prophet Elisha.
Let's all give credit to my brother for this daring, cool and powerful theory!!