I forget who: If you want to beat us, bring a battleship.
It was Ben Beckman who said: "If you want to fight us, you better get a fleet of marines to back you up!" if that was what you meant.
Skypea, ch 257
?:"meh~~~~~…"
Luffy:"Goat? Is it a goat?"
?:"MEEH~~~~!!!"
Luffy:"It's a goat!!! A goat in the forest!!!?"
-hits the enforcer short before he's hit himself-
Luffy:"GRRR!!! Geeze I thought you were a goat. Made me extited for nothing."
there are so many I can't decide!
Zoro: QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING, CHOPPER!!!
IT'S PATHETIC!!!
Chopper: Zoro!!
Zoro: Coming to the sea was your own choice and responsibility!!!
Whatever end you come to on the sea depends on YOU! You can't fault anyone else!!!
We accepted this game!!!
Usopp's team gave it their all.
What kind of pirate is going to be sympathetic to your tears?!!
Crew: Zoro?!!
Zoro: If you're a man…
Zoro: YOU SIT TIGHT,
BE QUIET AND WATCH THIS MATCH!!!
Nami: You can't be serious...!!
Why don't you consider his feelings...
Foxy: Oooooh!!
Nami: Chopper...
Zoro: GOOD!!!
Luffy: Don't sit there with that pathetic look on your face your a SH pirate… he said that to Nami while fighting enel
After saving Smoker in alabasta the Mugiwara's and smoker have a confrontation
Smoker: Go, but this is the last time i'll let you go. When we meet next time your life is over!
Luffy: You know, i dont hate you :D
smoker blushes is embarrased
Smoker: Get out of here NOW!!!
i forgot who was Luffy fighting when he said this. This quote is from memory.
Enemy: "Are you not afraid of death!?"
Luffy: "Everybody dies, eventually"
rofl
i forgot who was Luffy fighting when he said this. This quote is from memory.
Enemy: "Are you not afraid of death!?"
Luffy: "Everybody dies, eventually"
rofl
He was "fighting" Vivi when he said that. And it was:
Vivi: Why can I not want anyone to die?!
Luffy: People Die.
And with Crocodile, too:
Croc: Are you planning on throwing away your life?
Luffy: If I die achieving my dream, then that's that.
Anyway:
Paulie: If you see those two, give them a message for me: You're FIRED!!!!"
–---
Kaku: Does the bandanna make you stronger?
Zoro: I dunno.
Franky: Even if he is naked, a man is still great!
Tom: If you're a man, do it with a DON!
@Fire Fist:
He was "fighting" Vivi when he said that. And it was:
Vivi: Why can I not want anyone to die?!
Luffy: People Die.
And with Crocodile, too:
Croc: Are you planning on throwing away your life?
Luffy: If I die achieving my dream, then that's that.
thanks man, I think i'm going to rewatch that episode.
This one went something like this?
Luffy: [at Wapol] "I don't even care if you're a god!"
Eneru: "I am GOD!"
Luffy: "WHAT'S SO HOLY ABOUT YOU?!"
Hiluluk's "When does a man die" speech is great.
"I wanna live!" - Robin
Chopper: Neanderthal!
Nami: Jerk!
Sanji: Marimo.
Luffy: Santoryuu.
Usopp: Wait Luffy, That's not an insult!
Luffy: Yontoryuu.
Usopp: You just added one!!
And Luffy's song in Skypiea. Classic.
Usopp: …this place is sturdy...
Sanji: Cause their princess is attractive!
Usopp: What does that have to do with it?
Sanji: Everything.
Paulie: "Why would they stick all of you together?"
Baskerville: "BECAUSE WE'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!"
I think there's an important lesson there.
Kaku: Let me show you the fighting ability of the devil-fruit…
...
Zoro: You look like shit!!!
It comes out of nowhere... I never laughed that hard xD
Crocodile - Why Don't you DIE?
Usopp - Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Zoro - Slicing!
Luffy - Stretching!
Nami - thieving!
Usopp - …Running and hiding
Luffy: I don't like being shot. It scares me
Sanji = Pepole are heart
Ruffy = until'l I die
Ruffy = I will surpass you
Sanji = hunter (it sounds too cool=
Kuro: We had spent many times together… we travelled, walked by the streets... When you got sick, I was there to take care of you... We laughed, cheered and suffered together, I was totally dedicated to you! I stayed with a dreamer girl and stood her company all for this day... The day I would kill you!
Kumadori: When you go to the other side and meet my deceased mother, please tell her that I'm alright. And killing!
"Hopes for the future….? Yes. However, getting there with you....is not much different than being alone.....! What good is the treasure if I'm alone? After sharing so much of our dreams.... Instead of sacrificing them and leaving with you..... I would rather..... HAVE NOTHING AT ALL!"
-Nami, Chapter 282, Page 17
Hiruluk: Do you know when a person actually dies? When a bullet hits his heart? No. When he suffers from an incurable disease? No. When he drinks a highly poisoned soup? NO! A person dies… when he's forgotten.
Most touching quote ever...
I liked the Inherited Will speech the best, eventhough I can't remember all the words. Could someone post it?
My favorite quotes are
Franky: Even a naked man is proud
Brook: Can i see your panties?
Luffy (apathetic): Sorry. Spare me.
Buggy: NO WAY!
(about beating up some Baroque Works fodder)
Sanji: Ten minutes minus…how long?
Zoro: Hey, don't waste time talking.
Sanji & Zoro: Two seconds. (when Gomorrah is about to crash into a building)
Zoro: A dead end? Can you see such a thing?
Sanji: Nope. I can't spot one anywhere…
slash, kick
(from the Jaya arc)
Choppy : If we compare One Piece to an Atlas Beetle – which is better?
Luffy: Waaa! It's so hard to decide!!
[most of my other favorite quotes have been mentioned already]
Chopper: Neanderthal!
Nami: Jerk!
Sanji: Marimo.
Luffy: Santoryuu.
Usopp: Wait Luffy, That's not an insult!
Luffy: Yontoryuu.
Usopp: You just added one!!
when was this?
Oh, and Luffy's "all I have to do is kick his ass, right?" talk about Crocodile was very good, I thought.
That was when Zoro told them to get over Vivi not coming.
In the Jaya Arc, Monteblanc Cricket tells of a great liar and Luffy stares at Ussop. I loved that moment.
When Usopp talks about how he's the great captain Usopp against Mr. 4 while he brings out the 4-Ton hammer.
alot of my Fav quotes have been mentioned already
Same here. Then again, I'm the one who said them.
"I understand the enemy very well. Sogeking…"
"Yes?"
"I want you to make that flag... go up in flames."
"Roger."
Luffy and Usopp's exchange as they stand before Robin at Enies Lobby.
Zoro: We are going south, good thing i memorized how to get there. I go right. goes left XD
and zoros HK SUB filler line: Is it ok? We are undressed. XD
another HK SUB: You dive like a crazy beef
One of my favorites is when Arlong asks if luffy can actually do anything to him
Luffy responds: I can kick you're ass
Also when luffy said: We're going to get everything back! In the water 7 arc
and when Robin said she wanted to live
Most of my other favs have been mentioned already, probably some of these have as well
Chopper: "Oh.. Oh.. Where is sniper island?"
Sogeking:"It's in your… heart"
Nami: "Where is that?" 
One of my absolute favorites
Arlong: Do you honestly think you can do anything to stop me?
Luffy: I can kick your ass
I'm not completely sure if that's what Arlong said, but I'm ballparking it
Honestly, that line only works with context.
"I can't sword fight! I can't cook! I can't navigate! I can't lie!"
"What can you do?"
"Beat You?"
I always thought their other exchange was better.
"What's the difference between us?"
"Our noses? Our chins? Webbed toes?"
Luffy isn't even capable of the high-level comparison Arlong's trying for.
Is that what it was? I haven't really seen or read the Arlong/Luffy fight in a while so I wouldn't really know that well, but I like "I can kick your ass" more, I think that's what he said in the anime.
@Crocodile15:
Is that what it was? I haven't really seen or read the Arlong/Luffy fight in a while so I wouldn't really know that well, but I like "I can kick your ass" more, I think that's what he said in the anime.
Well, it's a translation thing. HK Luffy says one thing, 4kids Luffy says another, Kaizoku Luffy a third, scanlation Luffy a fourth, Viz Luffy a fifth, and Stephen's Luffy a sixth.
All we can do is approximate
Very true, I've seen many different versions, and it is often a completely different translation with each
Oh man, there are so many good ones. A lot of my favourites have been mentioned already, but I have to post my favourite one in the entire series, by one of my favourite characters:
"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
"Don't make my Navigator cry."
Oh man, there are so many good ones. A lot of my favourites have been mentioned already, but I have to post my favourite one in the entire series, by one of my favourite characters:
Oh yes, almost forgot those ones
"This is truly a deplorable persuit ,but theyve broken the World's Law.We cannot allow them to get away with this.".
Spandine:"We have just recieved-the order for your execution!".
"Ohara has….....learned too much.Give the order to atack.You musnt let anyone escape.".
"Initiate Buster Call.All ships start the atack.The research done by Ohara's sholars has exceeded our expectations.That knowledge could be passed on. We must not let the exposure be anywhere else but on this island.Completely obliterate the demons living in Ohara!IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!"
Spandine:"Evacuation ship!Dont let that runt onboard.Even though shes a kid,shes an archeologist.Shes one of this ofensives targets!".
Aokiji:"If its for the beterment of the world,it cant be helped.Arent the scholars breaking the law?".
Akainu:"If even a single scholar snuk onboard,all the sacrifices made today would have been wasted.Evil must be completely eradicated!".
"The pirates just........they declared war on the World Government.".
Spandam:"Its the fleet!The Buster Call has started!".
"There will be no mercy,no pitty,no regret!Leave absolutely nothing untouched on Enies Lobby!Destroy the entiere island!".
Onigumo:(the transcription wont be al that,but stil:)"Dzenkan Hoshi.Daiougunkan isojunguawaseru.Kobeomoni sehogek!"."Ishinokynomaioidetorininashtakyoakankara.Omee miraio mamororerunuka? Ogeki!".
"arararara." - Aokiji
"Seriously, you look great, just like a prince. Of Dumbass Kingdom." - Zoro
"Hey, don't you guys wanna know where SharpShooter Island is?" - Usopp
Oh man, there are so many good ones. A lot of my favourites have been mentioned already, but I have to post my favourite one in the entire series, by one of my favourite characters:
For some reason, Smoker reminded me of Duke Nukem there.
Another quote I found from the manga:
! Perona to Usopp: "There is only one thing I want to say…Thumbs up You will get positive some day. :D"
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! Perona to Usopp: "There is only one thing I want to say…Thumbs up You will get positive some day. :D"
! Seriously. Usopp's response is even more hilarious!
Usopp's line at the end of that fight was pretty badass for him
"Let me just say this…
You had no idea who you were messing with when you came at me with negativity and lies for weapons!"
Usopp: SHADDAP!
Chopper: Hahaha! That's funny!
Usopp: What, this? with funny face SHADDAP!
Chopper: SHADDAP!
Sanji: Hey, what do you guys want for dinner…
Usopp and Chopper: SHADDAP!!
Sanji: Okay, guess you don't want any.
I don't know if that's exactly how it goes, but close enough. Hehehe.
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Crocodile: "If I do this, I can stop the rebellion", "if I do that, I can stop the rebellion"… Open your eyes, princess! Your zealous idealism disgusts me! Ideals can only be spoken by those powerful enough to carry them out. And that excludes you!Vivi: I don't care if it disgusts you! I won't give up my ideals! YOU'D NEVER UNDERSTAND! I am the princess of this country! I will not back down!Crocodile: …You show a lack of charm, woman.
I think Luffy said this at one point "If you don't risk your life,you have no future" or something like that,I just can't get it out of my head.
Nami: {Oh no!! Oh no!! We must get out of here!! Luffy, hurry up and beat Ener!!}
Nami: {No!! Wait!! If we beat Ener, the ship will fall…!! But if we don't beat him, he'll destroy the island, and take us somewhere.}
WHAT SHOULD WE DO, LUFFY?! WE...!!!Luffy: DON'T PANIC!!
Nami: But...!! But!!
Luffy: CREWMEMBERS OF THE FUTURE PIRATE KING...
SHOULDN'T PUT ON PATHETIC FACES LIKE THAT!!!Ener: Pyrat King?
What kind of king is that...?Luffy: THE KING OF THE GREATEST SEA IN THE WORLD!!!!
Ener: Splendid...
Let's settle this, then... here in the sky!!!
From stephen's translation. Probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire manga.
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