I think we all can agree that comedian vs ozymandias was the best fucking scene on the whole movie
AND the opening credits.
I DID like all the movie, but that fight scene was just gold for me.
I think we all can agree that comedian vs ozymandias was the best fucking scene on the whole movie
AND the opening credits.
I DID like all the movie, but that fight scene was just gold for me.
The opening credits is what made the beginning so confusing. Yeah they look nice nice, but the montage didn't really help when they thrown 20490329 characters at me at once not knowing any of them, but the movie acted like I did.
Wait a minute, if this movie was R-rated, how could movie theaters let little children in to see it?:/
^With their parents.
Also, since most movie theaters have automated ticket machines, these kids don't even need an adult with them to buy the tickets. They probably just lined up with a bunch of adults to avoid suspicion.
the newest watchmen is very cool, don't pass this one !!
Also, since most movie theaters have automated ticket machines, these kids don't even need an adult with them to buy the tickets. They probably just lined up with a bunch of adults to avoid suspicion.
This is kids as in six through ten years of age. Not the teenyboppers.
@dirt:
This is kids as in six through ten years of age. Not the teenyboppers.
Used to work at a movie theater. There are a lot of irresponsible parents that just drop off their kids to see whatever movie they want.
What the heck? How can they be allowed to see them with their parents? There's visible penises and cracked skulls in this movie, right? The theater wouldn't let the kids in, parents or no parents.
if the parents are there, yes they would. parents concent. parental supervision. i know it's stupid.
i could forgive parents for not knowing it was rated R, but as soon as i seen that stuff in it, i'd be heading my kids out the door. rolls eyes
Isn't R-rated like for 17 years old and above? I haven't seen the movie yet but at least the comic book didn't have anything I wouldn't let kids see. The comic book would probably just bore the kids anyway.
Isn't R-rated like for 17 years old and above? I haven't seen the movie yet but at least the comic book didn't have anything I wouldn't let kids see. The comic book would probably just bore the kids anyway.
There are boobs, penises, closeup headshots, a pregnant lady being blasted away, a 30 minute sex scene, arms being split, a mans arms being sawed off, a guy being chopped repeatedly in the head with a cleaver and cussing.
There are boobs, penises, closeup headshots, a pregnant lady being blasted away, a 30 minute sex scene, arms being split, a mans arms being sawed off, a guy being chopped repeatedly in the head with a cleaver and cussing.
with all these hit things it amazing how the movie didnt live up to the potenial…...go figure...alol
but the best fight sense is a tie between the opening and prison scene.
side note.....when the comidien threw the glass and missed.....it the the door and 3001 on the door...thus it became 300....noting the director of the film
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I saw the movie with a bunch of friends, and I was thoroughly entertained.
The Comedian and Rorschach were acted out very well and believable, I even was a little intimidated by Rorschach when he didn't have his face on.
What I didn't like…
[How Rorschach and Nite Owl are portrayed as 2 very good fighters throughout the whole movie, yet they can't even land a single punch on Veidt. I know they didn't even get a punch on him in the comic, but making Veidt look THAT good seemed a little "over the top".
Although the "I'm not a comic book villian" line was pretty good :P
@SILLS_HEAT:
side note…..when the comidien threw the glass and missed.....it the the door and 3001 on the door...thus it became 300....noting the director of the film
I thought that was pretty clever when I saw it, but I still had a bitter aftertaste to it because I really didn't like 300.
There are boobs, penises, closeup headshots, a pregnant lady being blasted away, a 30 minute sex scene, arms being split, a mans arms being sawed off, a guy being chopped repeatedly in the head with a cleaver and cussing.
Best scene of the movie in my opinion. It forged who my favorite character of the movie was.
And don't forget: rape.
! I knew nothing about the Watchmen before entering, so I was really excited. I liked the movie personally. I also could have done WITHOUT the blue penis being everywhere…couldn't they have done a "Silver Surfer" genitalia? Or have him KEEP the thong on? Whatever...
! One thing that bothered me was a review that I watched on TV BEFORE I watched the movie.
! The review said the movie was shit, and that the only redeeming quality was "The Comedian". He claimed he was the most 'interesting' character.
! Besides the fact that I consider that man (the Comedian) to be scum and I'm glad he died, he was by no means interesting. "Oh God! He regrets what he's done. How tragic!" He fucking should!
Do you people shit yourselves in art museums or what. It was non-sexual nudity, get over it.
To me, there was only one time where it was jarring/funny. It was when there were four Dr. Manhattans on screen. After that, I was focusing more on the movie scenes themselves.
@Zoro-
! Dude Ozy is the one who LIFTED Comedian and threw him out of his apartment, furthermore Ozy is skilled in various forms of combat, hence why Rawshark and Nite-Owl couldn't do jack shit against him.
Truth be told, it'd make more sense in the book, what with Ozy looking older and more sexier
f@Zkaiser:
There are boobs, penises, closeup headshots, a pregnant lady being blasted away, a 30 minute sex scene, arms being split, a mans arms being sawed off, a guy being chopped repeatedly in the head with a cleaver and cussing.
They should have at least had him wear underwear to cover his thing up unless he was getting a you know what from a girl everytime they showed it then that'd be different but even that's wrong to show.
Dude, seriously. It's just a penis. A harmless penis. Does a penis bother you guys that much? Is it bothering you that I'm saying penis in every sentence? Seriously, penis is no big deal. If he was doing something his penis, then your claims would be valid. But he's not so leave the whole penis deal alone.
Dude, seriously. It's just a penis. A harmless penis. Does a penis bother you guys that much? Is it bothering you that I'm saying penis in every sentence? Seriously, penis is no big deal. If he was doing something his penis, then your claims would be valid. But he's not so leave the whole penis deal alone.
It's not that it bothers me it's that it doesn't make sence why it's not covered up. I mean if he were to say oh I do this for the ladies or cause I need a little draft down there then fine but if it's just for no damn reason at all it kind of makes ya wonder. Like why Superman wears red and blue and then has a red and yellow s on his chest. You wonder why is there yellow there if his whole costume is red and blue?
@Deltron:
Do you people shit yourselves in art museums or what. It was non-sexual nudity, get over it.
translation: deltron likes big blue penises.
actually, realistically, I think it should be covered up. People don't normally walk around with their penises hanging out. It's indecent and against the law. So, ya, why isn't it covered up? (mind you i never saw the movie, so maybe I'm missing something here never mind, robby explained it.
It's not that it bothers me it's that it doesn't make sence why it's not covered up. I mean if he were to say oh I do this for the ladies or cause I need a little draft down there then fine but if it's just for no damn reason at all it kind of makes ya wonder. Like why Superman wears red and blue and then has a red and yellow s on his chest. You wonder why is there yellow there if his whole costume is red and blue?
actually, realistically, I think it should be covered up. People don't normally walk around with their penises hanging out. It's indecent and against the law. So, ya, why isn't it covered up? (mind you i never saw the movie, so maybe I'm missing something here)
There was a much longer scene in the book where they tried to commercialize Manhattan. "Please, put on some pants. Please, wear this stupid costume with an atom on it. Be our gaudy marketing tool." As a concession, he engraved a single hydrogen atom into his forehead… and wore underwear in public. Really, isn't that ALREADY more than you can ask? (I find it really amusing that people keep putting forth the same question that was already in the book, as put forth by unlikeable characters, that Manhattan then nonchalantly upstaged by going "Okay fine, I'll do this")
The dude is a GOD. Who can reararrange matter with his mind. He's being polite and humoring the world wearing clothes at all. If an indestructable incredibly powerful GOD wants to run around starkers, I wouldn't argue with him.
And seriously, as noted before, its just a penis. Half the world has them. It was nonsexual whenever it was on screen. Sure its a little jarring the first time, but... if you KEEP LOOKING AT THE PENIS every time it comes on screen, and it distracts you ever time, during this AWESOME movie, then thats your own problem.
Reminds me of the South Park movie. "Remember, deplorable violence is perectly fine as long as there are no naughty bits!" we have SUCH a strange culture.
Also, Superman wears the hint of yellow because it breaks the costume up some. and because its one of the primary colors. Originally that spot was black and the S shape much different.
Wait a second, Mr. Manhattan's penis is always showing and that naked form seen in the trailers is where his penis is showing and that it's normal for his penis to be hanging out?O_O
People are complaining about a blue naked man's penis, yet drooled over Mystique in the first 3 Wolverine films?
alt response: We know who didn't read the graphic novel.
People are complaining about a blue naked man's penis, yet drooled over Mystique in the first 3 Wolverine films?
Don't remember seeing her mumu in any of those. ;)
But to be honest, Dr. Manhatten's penis was one of the more entertaining parts of the movie. Everytime I've seen I laughed to hard, half the audience had to join me.^^
It's not that it bothers me it's that it doesn't make sence why it's not covered up. I mean if he were to say oh I do this for the ladies or cause I need a little draft down there then fine but if it's just for no damn reason at all it kind of makes ya wonder. Like why Superman wears red and blue and then has a red and yellow s on his chest. You wonder why is there yellow there if his whole costume is red and blue?
He's a super being who thinks in flat out concrete.
Why the living shit would he give a damn about wearing clothing.
FACT: You are too immature for this movie/book (and life as well) if you care about seeing non-sexual genitalia.
Fact 2: You would probably be drooling like a moron and cheering if it were boobs.
Fact 3: Shut up.
America is so goddamn lame when it comes to sexuality.
woha dude, he totally shooted a pregnant lady duh huh huh
OH GOD A DICK, EEEYYAAAHHHHH
People are complaining about a blue naked man's penis, yet drooled over Mystique in the first 3 Wolverine films?
I'm not complaining nor do I mind at all. It's just whoah, it's the first time, I've seen a humanesque being with no clothes where the area where his groin should be is not the standard invisible, flat area but actually has a penis dangling out. It's funny to think about^^
I thought that while he became more and more detached from humanity that his fashion sense detetriorated as well.
I was hoping that the movie would showcase all the costumes they made him wear and how they got smaller and smaller over the years. That would help explain his nakedness more to the regular viewer. It's already being explained to them that he's not interested in the human race anymore - clothes is apparently next.
By now it's pretty clear what this movie will be remembered for.
good film. Entertained during parts where i thought i'd be bored.
ummm… let's see... yeah, really good movie!
can't wait for the extended edition!
@Deltron:
He's a super being who thinks in flat out concrete.
Why the living shit would he give a damn about wearing clothing.
FACT: You are too immature for this movie/book (and life as well) if you care about seeing non-sexual genitalia.
Fact 2: You would probably be drooling like a moron and cheering if it were boobs.
Fact 3: Shut up.America is so goddamn lame when it comes to sexuality.
woha dude, he totally shooted a pregnant lady duh huh huh
OH GOD A DICK, EEEYYAAAHHHHH[/quoteOk I see your point. I wonder what would happen if he fought the Silver Surfer?
can't wait for the extended edition!
Hahaha, I know that's not how you meant it but that statement definitely cracked me up.^^
People are complaining about a blue naked man's penis, yet drooled over Mystique in the first 3 Wolverine films?
actually, I was gonna post a simmilar response. good job on the mystique reference. "whoo for equality nakedness" :P
Saw the chick that played Silk Spectre II today.
@EvilGamerX:
Saw the chick that played Silk Spectre II today.
Explain? So did I. On TV.
I've got people at my work cracking up over the Saturday Morning Watchmen thing. I love working at a movie theatre, people actually read the graphic novel there.
It's been a week and all I can remember is that there was a blue penis…
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Don't remember seeing her mumu in any of those. ;)
By mumu do you mean vagina? Either way one would still salivate, since the actor who played Mystique was hot.
By mumu do you mean vagina? Either way one would still salivate, since the actor who played Mystique was hot.
Only when she was mystique, IMO. Not all that great once the shot hit her.
Explain? So did I. On TV.
I was walking by NBC studios and then a crowd was rushing to my side. I looked over and she was there, getting out of a van that just pulled up.
Oh, cool. Did you get her autograph?
This movie was a lot better than I thought it would and I already thought it was going to be good. I loved the opening with the "The Times They are A Changing" song playing and the history rolling by. And I got to see it on the Imax screen :P . Anybody in this thread complain about the changed ending yet? I thought it was really well done and it wasn't really changed all that much. Can't wait for the director's cut.
actually, I was gonna post a simmilar response. good job on the mystique reference. "whoo for equality nakedness" :P
The difference is, however, that Mystique, while unclothed, was still covered. Granted it was scales, but the specific parts of naughty bits that are considered to be naughty (and therefore no longer PG13) are covered and therefore less jarring that a flopping blue penis.
Only when she was mystique, IMO. Not all that great once the shot hit her.
Glad I'm not the only one who strangely thought Mystique was hotter when she was blue.
The difference is, however, that Mystique, while unclothed, was still covered. Granted it was scales, but the specific parts of naughty bits that are considered to be naughty (and therefore no longer PG13) are covered and therefore less jarring that a flopping blue penis.
it's an example. i'm just saying, no one seems to have a problem with haven naked women all over the screen, but there seems to be a double standard with guys. So, it's kinda a nice change. (and she may as well been naked. anime does naked all the time without nipples)
Something funny I found on 4chan. It has nothing to do with penises.
[hide]@Rorshiro:
Child carcass in village this morning, axe wound in stomach. This wasteland is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The ruins are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their rape and murder will foam up about their waists and all the bandits and tyrants will look up and shout "Have mercy!"… and I'll look down and whisper "You are already dead."
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^That is too good.