well then half of arlong park would be sentenced to death
unless thats part of the plan
Paris Hliton is going to jail…
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o hay sup giant robo
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I propose the idea that certain, awesome people would have the power to bestow a death sentence upon certain people.
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Now now, most celebrities are decent human beings like the rest of us.
Then there's the kind which aren't….which seem to be the most popular. Funny, no?
Actually:
Every celebrity either has:
A genetic disability
A disease of some sort
a drug problem
an alcohol problem
empty space where we have brainsI have yet to see one major celebrity and few small-time ones without one of those problems(that I know of).
I'm just sick of this garbage taking over the news. I don't care if some random guy and somebody who just won an award were dating in secret and are getting married now. I want to know what's going on around the world. I'd really rather not listen to what some celebrity's cat is sick with.
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Hahaha, I just found out that my uncle literally bumped into Paris in a Los Angeles gym a while back. He apologized, and the bitch didn't have the decency to acknowledge him.
So I say, let her snooty ass rot in jail. And I really hope that a big sweaty fat woman named Marvin chooses her for her girlfriend.
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Today I read in a newspaper that a guy was protesting Paris's jail time on the basis that she's "hot".
I propose we ban free speech.
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OBJECTION!
I propose we limit free speech to people who aren't idiots.
IE: People who spout extremely offensive stuff, and people who protest jail time because they think the prisoner is "hot" will have their ability to speak remove.
I think the really stupid people should have their mouths welded shut. Or clamped together by some kind of metal…thing.
America isn't as much a free country as it was many years ago. The only reason we haven't banned stuff like anti-religious protests and things like these is the first law of our country is every law must be constitutional. And the second law/first law of the constitution is Free Speech.
If a law like that is passed, I call dibs on the job of whoever gets to put the clamps on people's mouths.
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Who needs laws when you can have massive anrgy mobs full of anonymity and bricks?
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Why not have both?
Sentence anyone who starts abusing their rights to free speech to a mandatory beating by an angry brick wielding mob; then while the poor fool is still unconscious from blood loss follow it up with a trip to a government funded mouth welder. That way you get the best of both worlds. -
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=262385>1=7703
Awwww man. She gets to go to a special prison block AND gets her sentence cut in half?
I understand good behavior while IN prison, but I don't see how showing up for court dates on time is good behavior. I guess they are considering her Mentally Retarded(as they should) and consider that for her to make it to court on time is like trying to climb up a cliff with a waterfall coming down on your head.
Seriously, why both. Neither are necessary, but both of them are complete overkill. Watch, she's getting special treatment and she'll STILL cry.
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I find it immensily satisfying to get Hilton behind bars; as far as I'm concerned, her crime of drunk driving and whatnot is onlys econdary to infecting the minds of millions worldwide with the ideals of a pompous bitchy stupid lifestyle.
Wich is why I find this quite awesome:
http://www.caplakesting.com/parishiltonautopsy/
Normally I absolutely abhor modern (or is it postmodern?) art for being freaky and disgusting and so on, but this I can wholeheartedly support. Someone give this man a grant. -
she's out already…..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070607/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton
honestly, I think she just gave a blow job(s) to get out of this…..
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oh, that's bull shit!
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Not the least bit surprised. The medical condition was she got knocked up from sleeping with all the guards.
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hahahahahahahahaha what did you think fellows
the rich and powerfull never get to jail
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I wish some flesh-eating birds would feast on her flesh.
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They should put Hilton back and make it into a reality show. Paris Hilton in Jail! I'd probably watch that show just to point and laugh. "OH! SHe got the burning toilet paper in her hair! gasp don't drop the soap!"
leans back and laughs
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Appereantly it was due to medical reasons hahahhahhahhah that she was let out lol what a bunch of fuckin bullshit. That's america's justice for you, if you got the money hell you can get out of jail easily no prob
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You know what. I watched a short bit of MTV Movie Awards and the host was makig fun of her and about her prison gig and she was just sitting there trying smiling back as like she thought it was funny and I add some drumming here felt sorry for her.
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wow…that was fast...
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It's basically her locked in her home.
Doesn't even matter. 40 days of just not leaving her home. Kinda sucks because she'll be perfectly happy there. I think the law about not leaving is keeping in mind most people have small houses with not much to do, and jobs to do as well.
EDIT: Something about a "close source to the family saying it's a rash".
My money is they made it up since it's a symptom of the "infection" going around, got her out, and then hired a hobo in front of their house to report to the newspaper what happened.
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She was cited as "mentally fragile".
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Quick question…. why do people give a shit? I see something about this on the front of newspapers and I can't find myself to care to read about it in the least. Amazed I actually opened the thread to post this.
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@EvilGamerX:
Quick question…. why do people give a shit? I see something about this on the front of newspapers and I can't find myself to care to read about it in the least. Amazed I actually opened the thread to post this.
Normally most people wouldn't give a shit. However Paris is the perfect example of how fame and having a large fortune can turn the court system in your favor. (Not by bribes or anything like that, though it does happen.. It's just that people with her kind of money wouldn't even blink over paying the highest amount of bail possible for these kinds of cases.) To many people it's disturbing how someone like that can practically get away scott-free for a crime, while the common man actually has to serve their time in jail (or in fines) for committing a similar or identical offense… In short, people are just sick of celebrities flaunting the law and Paris Hilton is just the latest straw to break the proverbial camel's back. It also doesn't help that she really doesn't DO anything worth while, save for being paid to stand in or out of certain stores to boost their popularity. (Her porn video and MTV series do not count as worthwhile in my book.)
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She is being ordered to court tomorrow morning. The judge wants to know the details of this medical condition. Hopefully, they'll send her back to jail. As for why I give a shit…It's basically about a double standard between us common folk, and the snobby, whiney elite. Besides, it's a very short sentence, and she should serve it fully.
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why do i care…just wanted to kno why this thread keep popping up when i click "new posts"
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6735631.stm
Well at least there's one judge who has some balls…
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Quote from Paris Hilton:
"MOM! MOM! It's not right!"The medical reason for the attempted "house arrest" was for privacy reasons.
I was going to announce that news, but Bad-Beat beat me to it.
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she arrested during a party she held. She was crying when the cops took her away. MUAHAHAHA! >:) take that bitch
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They should put her in General Population…
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paris, you suck. ha ha
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what's General Population? tell me!
in the case you are not jokeing: regular cells within a prison, with all the other convicts without special priviledges etc etc.
usually they put former cops in special cells seperated from "general population" so they dont get beaten to a pulp by the perps they have put in there..
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
That's fucking fantastic. Just like a good stupid spoiled bitch.
Can you imagine that? Less than 40 days in a cushy jail and you think she'd been sent to the chair.
This is important and demands attention because you need to identify this kind of behaviour and evaluate your life and what kind of life you want your children to lead.
Sure, we may all realize she's a stupid spoiled bitch, but there are people that idolize her and believe that she's the victim here. Just remember this someday when you learn who your kids idolize.
And I quote from a comment at her MySpace:
STAY STRONG! NOBODY is gonna still your spot light! Come on! You're famous bc you're hott and party with all the other famous ppl!
love ya bitch!
How proud that fan's parents must be.
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@EvilGamerX:
Quick question…. why do people give a shit? I see something about this on the front of newspapers and I can't find myself to care to read about it in the least. Amazed I actually opened the thread to post this.
Pretty much my thoughts. It's shitty if she gets special treatment, but it's also kind of dumb how spiteful everyone is about it.
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
That's fucking fantastic. Just like a good stupid spoiled bitch.
Can you imagine that? Less than 40 days in a cushy jail and you think she'd been sent to the chair.
This is important and demands attention because you need to identify this kind of behaviour and evaluate your life and what kind of life you want your children to lead.
Sure, we may all realize she's a stupid spoiled bitch, but there are people that idolize her and believe that she's the victim here. Just remember this someday when you learn who your kids idolize.
And I quote from a comment at her MySpace:
How proud that fan's parents must be.
Yeah. Well take a look at this picture:
Mother and daughter supporting her. Aren't we all proud.
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The reason I want to see her serve this sentence is because of all the deluded people around the world that see this woman as some sort of roll model.
What the hell does she do? She makes shitty porno flicks, has a new boyfriend every week, gets drunk and drives around with no headlights.
She just sums up this celeb' culture that has suddenly boomed and people need to realise that the lives these people lead are all complete shite.What should I wear!? I know, the celebrities will tell me!
OMG! Did you hear that Lindsay Lohan drank a Pepsi last week?! OMG she is sooo fat!!I hope she realises that she brought this on herself and leads to some sort of change in behavior.
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Just saw a video on Hannity and Colmes Where the police car was driving Paris to the jail. The car could barely get away from the crowd of paparazzi that kept running in front of the car. I don't care much for Paris, but I don't care much for those paparazzi either…
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I think the fact that someone watches Hannity and Colmes is funnier
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LMAO. There was a vid on news with her screaming "Mom" and stuff. Lol, paris you really think of pleading mercing will help you? I mean you have posted sex videos, drunk driven, and even had a South Park episode dedicated to you, with a store called Stupid Spoiled Whore. You kill puppies!
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@Bad-Beat:
The reason I want to see her serve this sentence is because of all the deluded people around the world that see this woman as some sort of roll model.
What the hell does she do? She makes shitty porno flicks, has a new boyfriend every week, gets drunk and drives around with no headlights.
She just sums up this celeb' culture that has suddenly boomed and people need to realise that the lives these people lead are all complete shite.What should I wear!? I know, the celebrities will tell me!
OMG! Did you hear that Lindsay Lohan drank a Pepsi last week?! OMG she is sooo fat!!I hope she realises that she brought this on herself and leads to some sort of change in behavior.
Yep, exactly how i feel, the slut deserves it.
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So I was going to post this in the Image Macro thread but I thought it was relevant :D
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My, my, my, everyone here seems to love to cheer over others' misfortune and suffering.
Dont get me wrong, I hate the skank, just, still kind of feels wrong cheering for another's misery, even if he/she deserves it.
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The only reason why i really want to see her go to prison is just for the fact that
a)she's a spoiled stupid whore (skank, slut take your pic)
b) was under the infulence and recieved special treatment….because she is rich and a celebrity
c) and the most imporatant reason of all (actually the main reason) is that no god damn rich people/ celeribites/ politicans/ presidents/ are above the law at all.. she should serve her god damn sentence it's freakin 40 days my god and she get's a freakin cozy cell what the hell is her problem. oh loook i got a rash now! i guess i get to get out of jail for 5 days. stfu paris hilton and go serve your sentence you whiny bitch, like the rest of the common people.I don't know if anyone can answer my question but...how long do people normally serve if they are sentence because of dui?
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Wow this thread has 8 pages..
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What should I wear!? I know, the celebrities will tell me!
Exaaaaaactly.
I'm not even on the whole, 'she shouldn't get special treatment' boat.
It's just fantastic to see that a vapid waste of life which people see as a role model is going to prison. This essentially says to those people, "Hey guess what, this is what you look up to." Maybe that will help some people rethink what's important. The only reason people are protesting is because they don't want to accept that maybe they've wasted a part of their lives looking up to a stupid spoiled bitch.
"Greg, you cruel monster."
Sorry, but some people are fucking idiots. Although I don't care what kind of lifestyle Paris leads personally, the fact that she thrives on having others desire to emulate that lifestyle is sick.
And now desiring Paris' lifestyle means sobbing in the back of a cop car and spending jailtime.
She will bounce back and be just as famous as ever. No question. This means nothing to her personally other than a few boxes of tissues that a new Mercedes can't fix. But if any intelligence is left in her zombie-like fans, they'll see this as the result of what being a full-time stupid spoiled bitch will lead to.
And that's nice.
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You, sir, are incredible for that.
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She isn't getting off for good behavior. I'm glad the judge had balls and let us laugh at Paris for saying it's not right. It's called Justice. She broke the law, because she's crying doesn't make it unfair. She needs to stop being baby a grow up. If she didn't act like a spoiled baby she wouldn't be in jail in the first place.
I hope she suffers. That judge did a good job. He said what some people are afraid to do, and that's stick up for the law even though someone influential doesn't want you to.