This is going to be worst than SC 2. :getlost:
Martin Short's make-up made my eyeballs fall out and run away.
Oh shit! Santa Claus 3.
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oh god, not another one, they should really think up some new movie ideas.
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This is a joke right…..this has to be....please god tell me thats a photoshop!
The entire "Santa Claus vs. Jack Frost" on the top is what is making me think this.
And "The Escape Claus"? The hell?
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This is a joke right…..this has to be....please god tell me thats a photoshop!
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Santa Claus, The: Excellent!
Santa Claus 2, The: Lame.
Santa Claus 3, The: SUPERIOR.…
This third movie is going to rock. It'll be just like Freddy v. Jason and Alien v. Predator.
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I think you're joking but I'm just asking.
Personally I think it could be interesting, I think Martin looks sweet.
Tho it was clearly a fast done movie like 2 was with a low budget. And looks like no Bernald.
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The second movie sucked, but I do have some hope for the third.
There have been some cases where the third in a series will rock while the second failed miserably. Devil May Cry, anyone? (Ok, that's a video game, but same concept.)
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Or it could just follow the Matrix trilogy.
Awesome>Cool>Teh suxxors!
Only difference is the second Santa Claus wasn't "cool". I'm just saying don't be disappointed if the third is worse than the second.
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Apple.com has a trailer I think. But I haven't dared to watch it yet.
Didn't Matrix Trilogy went like this though:
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Well, thats what most say but I actually liked the second one. If souly for the Neo vs. Hundreds of Smiths fight.
Just watched that trailer. It actually doesn't look half bad! It also looks like the entire blue theme for Short is just for the poster.
And OMFG! What are they doing to the nightmare before christmas?!
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This is the greatest thing I've ever heard of
Steve Martin? Are you blind or retarded? It says MARTIN SHORT as clear as possible on the poster
Didn't Matrix Trilogy went like this though:
Cool > "Teh suxxors!" > Didn't even care to watch this oneAgreed
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Jack Frost is a cool, under-used character.
And OMFG! What are they doing to the nightmare before christmas?!
They are remaking it using 3d.
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Five seconds into that trailer and I'm already angry. Disney has grinded the "blah blah" clause joke into the ground. -.-
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Martin Short rules.
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Um, Carter why are you bringing up Steve Martin? I can't see his name anywhere…
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The first post originally said Steve Martin.
Dear god. Another friggin Clause. The second one was bad enough. Tim Allen cant act good anymore.
The trailer is using Nightmare Before X-MAs music. Now that was a good Disney Holiday movie. Speaking of which I thing Nightmare being rerealesed is not nessecarily a bad thing. Disney has done it with all their classics. This just goes to show that it is still one. Besides I would want to see it in theaters because when it came out I was scared to death about it.
Similar to how Star Wars will be rerereleased in theaters in 3d next year, but there are more goddamn edits while Nightmare appears not to have any.
HAN SHOT FIRST! -
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Um, Carter why are you bringing up Steve Martin? I can't see his name anywhere…
AWB must've pussed out and editted his message.
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Okay, so he wrote the wrong name. Pretty dumb mistake. Does it warrant being rude and an ass about it? Please, don't be. Thank you very much.
As for the movie itself, it does look pretty bad. I remember seeing the first one and enjoying it as a kid…never even tried the second. Sad thing is around the holidays it will probably make money.
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I hated the first one so much I never cared to see the second. >_<
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@Cap'n:
Steve Martin? Are you blind or retarded?
@Cap'n:
AWB must've pussed out and editted his message.
Um, Carter, is was a simple mistake. Nothing more. No need to act like an asshole.
Yeah, I edited it. Do you find something wrong with fixing simple mistakes?
@Seta:Does it warrant being rude and an ass about it? Please, don't be. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Taken from the trailer:
"You're not Santa anymore. You're just a guy who smells like a cookie."It's offical, this is going to be a massive amount of suck.
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It looks interesting enough, but of course it probably will suck since Tim Allen just doesn't give a damn anymore aboot acting. Anyone seen Zoom yet? Yea that should tell you what he thinks of acting and the movie making business anymore.
I don't know, it would be good to see Santa vs Jack Frost fight off, but anything that Disney or Nick makes anymore sucks arse beyond belief.
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I don't even remember the 1st one. You've gotta be shitting me! Do we really need another "The Santa Claus"? But seriously, Disney needs to stop with the freaking sequals already. My opinion is pretty much the same as Green Ranger on this one.
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@Pass:
Um, Carter, is was a simple mistake. Nothing more. No need to act like an asshole.
Confusing Steve Martin and Martin Short is an heinous crime and I will idly sit by and let such transgressions pass.
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Did'nt like the first one
did'nt even notice the second one
and unless frost has a machine gun, then I don't give a damn for this one.
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Getting two names confused with eachother is no big deal. There's no reason to be like "OMG, you messed teh name up! Ur retarded!". Hell, I've accidently called Orlando Bloom "Orlando Jones". Rootbeer must've been thinking of Steve Martin when he was typing.
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@Cap'n:
Confusing Steve Martin and Martin Short is an heinous crime and I will idly sit by and let such transgressions pass.
For once I have to agree with you. Expect Steve Martin can not act.
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…Steve Martin is a brillian actor. Watch the Jerk. Brilliant movie.
As for Zoom!, it got a 0% at Rotten tomatoes. That means it truly sucks. -
Steve Martin is awesome, he's just been starring in really shitty movies for the past 5-10 years
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I might be alone on this one, but I liked the Pink Panther. I found it hillarious.
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@Cap'n:
Steve Martin is awesome, he's just been starring in really shitty movies for the past 5-10 years
Yes he has, that is what I was refering too. His old Saturday Night Days were the best.
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@Anime:
I might be alone on this one, but I liked the Pink Panther. I found it hillarious.
you probably are as Peter Sellers much MUCH better than Steve Martin as Clouseau.
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Any movie starring Beyonce loses half its points.
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…it is no where as good as the original movies...except the one where he wasnt in (Son of the Pink Panther?) but it was a good movie if you accept it as a reboot of it or something like that.
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when I first saw the Santa Clause it was entertaining. If I watch it again though, it will probably be dull. I still want to rent it again though. Aperently it was filmed in Oakville Ontario. (where I have lived) I know all you big city folk probably yawn at this, but I grew up in small town SK. Where nothing ever happens.
Speaking of Saskatchewan, anyone seen Corner Gas? (starts to boast)
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I have, my mom and I both watch it regularily.
This looks kind of interesting… I like Jack Frost.
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Okay I'm sorry Carter but stop being an ass. They both have Martin in their names and if you aren't paying alot of attention to your post its easy to do. I respect you and all but theres just some cases where you need to keep your attitude out of it.
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Okay I'm sorry Carter but stop being an ass. They both have Martin in their names and if you aren't paying alot of attention to your post its easy to do. I respect you and all but theres just some cases where you need to keep your attitude out of it.
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I just watched the trailer and now have an overwhelming urge to punch something
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I just watched the trailer and now have an overwhelming urge to punch something
Hm, guess I'm the only one who found it remotely interesting.
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This third movie is going to rock. It'll be just like Freddy v. Jason and Alien v. Predator
Except, AvP was terrible.
In any case, instead of a new Santa Claus, they should be making another of those homicidal Jack Frost movies. The killer snowman is always funny.
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Wow, that cover makes it sound like some "there can only be one" Highlander crap. First one was alright, never bothered to see the second. Like someone wrote earlier, it's sad because it'll end up making money too.
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Hmm….I heard Tim Allen is coming out with Toy Story 3 along with Tom Hanks of course. I always loved the first two when I was young, I don't if I should watch this at my age. 0.0
! Buzz Lightyear is recalled to a factory in Taiwan, and the rest of his toy pals go to rescue him.
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…okay Allen rocked in that movie....and of course Tool Time
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! Buzz Lightyear is recalled to a factory in Taiwan, and the rest of his toy pals go to rescue him.
Hey, I heard that was the original plan Disney was going with but proved unpopular with everyone, that and the fact that Pixar didn't do it, so to the fact that… I think his name was... John Ratzensomething or something like that, it was the voice of Piggy, didn't want to voice in it unless Pixar was involved....
...that they brought Pixar into the picture. Pixar (I heard, but I can't remember where, maybe it was Wiki, so be warned) apparently rewrote the script so that...
! Andy outgrows his toys and in the end they go to a preschool where they'll always be played with
Anyways, you're never too old to enjoy a Pixar movie.
Edit: I can't find anything on said spoiler plot. So I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that it was merely a false rumor.
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I just watched the trailer and now have an overwhelming urge to punch something
I had the exact same feeling just by looking at the pic in the first post of the thread, especially that frozen retard's face.
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I remember seeing a preview for this at the movies. My mom and I both exclaimed, "Not another one!"
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"Your not Santa Claus anymore, you small like a cookie"
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Okay, frist of all that's an poorest insult I've ever seen, what's so funny about that? Why can it say "Your not Santa Clause anymore, you are an total loser in a pathetic robes"
The second movie was braindead, looks like the script was written by a person who did not sleep for 70 hours. It's not even funny, the humor was dumb, no laughs came out of my mouth.
The frist movie was better. Could have stayed that way.
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Okay…I've seen this thread for the past few days and I've slowly watched it grow and grow. I thought there was no way in hell that it could about whatI thought it was but when I checked, I was wrong.
How did a thread about a sequel to a movie from forever ago that was mediocre to begin with, get so big!!!????
Did The Santa Clause have a cult-status following I was unaware of? I remember liking the film but that was about the extent of my enthusiasm.
Either way I think after shit like Zoom and Meet the Cranks (or whatever it was) and The Shaggy Dog, Tim Allen should be executed for committing crimes against humanity.
Don't get me wrong, I've seen every episode of Home Improvement more times than I can count but Allen's wholesome and only mildly offensive blend of humor and macho went the way of the Dodo a long time ago.
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I think he should star in more serious movies. To me, he doesn't seem like the "Kid" type of guy.