Brazil need their 2002 team now. Otherwise this game's over.
FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brazil
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How long until Brazilians realize they spent all of this money for nothing instead on things they actually needed and burn down all the soccer stadiums?
If you are gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk
RIP Eli Wallach
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Wow I am totally speechless. I was hoping for germany to score 2 goals in the first half to have high chances to win, but omg. Klose now holding the record for most goals and 5 goals in total in less than 30 minutes. Brazils spirit is completely broken, I just hope it doesn't turn out to be a complete one sided second half. That said, hell yeah we are in the finals. Hopefully germany doesn't let it go to their head to much and give their all in the next game.
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@!Volpe:
As a brazilian, I actually expected Germany to win, but this… this is just painful.
[qimg]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/prismal/brasilalemania_zpsc8a18d46.jpg[/qimg] .
If you are gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk
RIP Eli Wallach
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I can't comprehend what happened in the first half. I just… am I dreaming? Is this even real?
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"Fragile Brazilian takes 5 in a row in less than a minute from a crazy german".
World Cup or Brazzers?
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Germany is going to be one big party country tonight. They keep showing a commercial with tons of babies being born after the WC in what looks like Spain, but that's going to be Germany soon.
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From now until the end of time, if anyone needs to know the definition of schadenfreude they just have to see the first half of this game.
However if Germany massively fucks up and loses I do not know what to say about it.
If you are gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk
RIP Eli Wallach
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I don't really care for soccer, but… wow! Just wow!
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"Fragile Brazilian takes 5 in a row in less than a minute from a crazy german".
World Cup or Brazzers?
I wish there was a like button for posts because this is great.
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Germany deadly team, theyre so deadly
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It seems like Brazil's spirit was crushed after the second goal. What a shame, the last team that I was rooting for is out. They could manage to shoot 5 goals but this seems unlikely because they aren't even trying anymore and they aren't able to get through Germany's defense. Feeling a bit sad now. I hope that they'll at least make one goal.
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However if Germany massively fucks up and loses I do not know what to say about it.
I'm secretly scared about this. It's unlikely, but it can happen.
I'm still traumatized from that match against Sweden two years ago .__. -
Germany is going to be one big party country tonight. They keep showing a commercial with tons of babies being born after the WC in what looks like Spain, but that's going to be Germany soon.
16 chars of LOOOOOOOL!!!
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How long until Brazilians realize they spent all of this money for nothing instead on things they actually needed and burn down all the soccer stadiums?
This is actually what keeps this situation from being completely hilarious.
Best case, this WC will be followed by a thorough debate about its organisation.
Worst case… horrible riots that overshadow the enire tournament. -
Damn, the germans are giving a beating worst to Brasil than they give to us.
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This is insane!!!
I do hope though that the germans do not stop attacking and make some more goals. Especially Klose and Müller. Klose because after 12 years of not getting the WM trophe or the EM trophe, always being second or third place really deserves some good memories at this WM. And Müller because he's an Arbeitstier, somebody who never gets tired, runs after the ball, thinks of his teammates and is always there where you need him. Well mostly at least.^^
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Ladies and gentlemen, Good Ol' Jim Ross with the first half highlights
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What's with the new fighting spirit from brazil. I don't like it. Germany…CRUSH. xD
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Brazil is going hard lol
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Brazil is going hard…The wall known as Neuer is harder.^^
Btw, can't wait for the flying dutchman to take it's majestic flight tomorrow, if you know what I mean, lol.
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It's like Germany is humouring them a bit now?
And Brazil's all: We can score too, look!
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To the Germans here: is it me or does Schürrle sound like an Austrian name? Or am I just thinking of Schörle?
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@Cyan:
don't be mean
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And now it's Neuer's time to shine. Germany is playing pretty damn deadly today.
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Neuer is just godly
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Who wold have thought before the tournament that Algeria would be the team that would make Germany struggle. Other than that one match Germany has been really impressive - even in the games where the didn't score that many goals
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Sasha Grey is impressed with Brazil's capability.
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What's with the crying? For fuck sake, it's a sport.
They should be crying about the following riots.
6!!?
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Another German goal
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6:0 whoooohoooooooo
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This is starting to physically hurt. It hurts just by looking at it.
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Best. Game. Ever.
And my co-workers laughed at me today when I said we whipe the floor with Brazil
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Huh Germany scored. So what, nothing special.
Just kidding, I actually still can't believe my eyes :'D
Also Neuer did some great saves. -
Aw, kind of glad I didn't see most of this beating, that's a rough score, especially in your home… here's hoping Brazil at least scores!
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Damn, I missed the 6th goal.
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Holy crap dude, I went to take a shower and came back to 5-0. WTF HAPPENED??
LMAO, and then there's a sixth. I love this match, it's hilarious. Stuff like this is why soccer should have a mercy rule. You know, before Brazil gets destroyed further.
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Kids shouldn't be watching this.
Working thru some stuff. Dunno how long i will be here.
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Am I allowed to say that I want Germany to score one more goal or is it too cruel?
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Am I allowed to say that I want Germany to score one more goal or is it too cruel?
At this rate the only thing we can do is speculate if brazil will spit or swallow.
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7-0, one more goal for Shürrle
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I'm just so glad I stayed up to watch this game
I think the Brazilian audience actually gave Germany a standing ovation after that goal. At least that's what the announcer said.
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Ok guys, take a shot for everytime Germany scores.
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0-7
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Brazil is getting dangerously close to losing worse than Saudi Arabia in 2002.
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Whoops wrong quote, I meant to quote this;
@creeperqueen:Am I allowed to say that I want Germany to score one more goal or is it too cruel?
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Is the referee allowed to stop the game right now, as an act of mercy?
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Brazil's Goalkeeper be like
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