bleach written by one:
-kurosaki-kun, all of the battles you've fought so far have been part of my plan.
-…ahh, i'm pretty sure that's random bs you made up on the spot to rile me up or confuse me.
-no use denying it, kurosaki ichigo, how does it feel to know that all of your efforts had been orchestrated by me all alo...
-no man, seriously, it doesn't even make any sense. Like, the logistics don't make any sense and i can't comprehend how'd that be beneficial to you. I mean, my battle experience so far was kinda what shaped me into the obstacle standin in your way and there's no apparent way how any of this could be beneficial to you. Do you really think spouting some vague nonsense is going to make me lose my mind or even impress me ? I'm not a 12 year old anymore, you know.
-your philistine mind can't possibly comprehend my thou...
-no really, i had this brawl with that fat kid when i was in the second grade one time, did you plan that too ? If you really were manipulating things about my life for no comprehensible reason, were you stalking me or something ? Is that what you do with your free time. That's not normal man.
-silence kurosaki ichi...
-don't. Don't shout, raizen sasuke.
-it's aizen sosuke...
-whatever.
-talking about this is foolish, i'm now going to get this over with and go to where the soul king is!!!
-blablabla, not again with your poorly explained god complex schtick... Now, please excuse this highschooler for trying to play psychoanalyst with you, but you really do seem to have some issues. I mean look at how ridiculous you look. What's with those silly butterfly wings? And that funny mullet ? And i'm pretty sure you were wearing a condom over your head a minute ago. It doesn't take a sigmund freud to tell that you have something repressed deep down. Maybe that's why you're lashing out at the world and soul king or whatever. Could probably explain your needlessly convoluted planning too. If you really wanted to go to this soul king fellow, you could've done it half an hour ago. Instead here you are, flapping your silly butterfly wings and bubbling vague villainspeak nonsense. Are you trying to get noticed, are you trying to display your repressed sexuality to the world ?
-you impudent... I'm trying to change the rotten way of this world!
-ah so now you're gonna try to pretend to be a well-intentioned extremist ? You know, the soul society guys are massive douchebags and you might've had a leg to stand on… If you didn't go out of your way to be am even bigger douchebag at every oppurtunity. Killing your men, stabbing little girls for no reason. Yeah, how many times did you stab her directly or indirectly ? Yeah, i think my repressed sexuality theory is more likely. Instead of doing all this, i think you should go consult a real psychologist, come to terms with yourself.
-wh-what ? I will.... I will... I will be a god. I will be what you humans worship, calling it god. I will replace soul king.
-ummm...not quite.
You see, no one in my world knows about soul king guy, whether he is real or not, nobody worships him either. Quite a few people in my world don't even believe in gods, those who do believe in all manner of deities less ridiculous and more appealing than a butterfly man with a mullet and an occasional condom over his head. Even if you were to dethrone this soul king guy and take his place, nobody in my world will care no even know. Infact, you look so ridiculous that people would deny your existence even if you appeared in front of them in flesh. Like if you grabbed them by the shoulders and shook them with all your might, their brains would refuse to acknowledge your presence, even if you were to start smiting people in response, others would interpret their demise as a random heart attack. You're that stupid looking. At best, you would get reported as a sighting of mothman.Not even soul society would care, they hate you. You're not gonna get anymore popular by becoming a god. The only ones who would be happy about your ascension to godhood would be your arrancar fanboys.
The ones you slaughtered for shits and giggles.
aizen breaks down in tears
phew, sorry i just felt it was incomplete.
i want to draw this so badly!