@God:
Sell Hody Jones into slavery.
not a bad idea i like that
@God:
Sell Hody Jones into slavery.
not a bad idea i like that
@God:
Turn myself in to the Marines, break out, and steal a shit load of Seastone handcuffs.
I'd really like franky to put kairouseki on his fists and on the sunny(in case they have to go on the calm belt).
Ask Zoro what happened to his eye.
Have a look at Franky's designs BEFORE I let him build the ship. Force him to build a pirate ship and not a Disney World attraction.
Force Nami and Usopp to take martial arts lessons from Zoro and Sanji on a regular basis. If Nami even thinks about wearing a pair of heeled shoes into a fight, chuck them overboard. If she complains, tell her she's welcome to swim after them.
Dress better. And definitely not in a bright red blouse.
Make too much racket for Ace to hear Akainu's trolling. Moon Akainu from the deck of the Moby Dick as I sail away in triumph.
Kill Buggy.
Attack and plunder Marine ships on a regular basis (given that I'm a PIRATE and all). In this way, build up a massive treasure horde.
Recruit more often.
Once I have enough crew members and money, capture and refurbish one of the better Marines ships. Make Zoro captain of the second ship, promote myself to Commodore, and continue building the fleet.
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@Billy:
Have a look at Franky's designs BEFORE I let him build the ship. Force him to build a pirate ship and not a Disney World attraction.
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Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem with Sunny's design?
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Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem with Sunny's design?
Idk. I like it too. It fits the animal theme that the Going Mary started.
I would get pants with bigger pockets so I could fit more meat in them.
Idk. I like it too. It fits the animal theme that the Going Mary started.
I would get pants with bigger pockets so I could fit more meat in them.
This guy gets it.
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Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem with Sunny's design?
I like how it looks like an innocent tiger and then it opens it's mouth and shoots a giant laser at your ship
I like how it looks like an innocent tiger and then it opens it's mouth and shoots a giant laser at your ship
…But it's a lion...:ninja:
….......sure it is......:ninja:
This is a bigger Dunt dunt duuun moment than Rebecca being Thunder Soldier's daughter.
This is a bigger Dunt dunt duuun moment than Rebecca being Thunder Soldier's daughter.
Trust me it's a tiger under the lion mask,I saw the blueprints.
Trust me it's a tiger under the lion mask,I saw the blueprints.
A tiger masquerading as a lion? How deliciously absurd. I like it.
A tiger masquerading as a lion? How deliciously absurd. I like it.
It's because lions aren't super enough.Have you ever seen a lion?All they do is sleep and steal people's hard earned food.Unlike a tiger who works hard and get's it's own food.
It's because lions aren't super enough.Have you ever seen a lion?All they do is sleep and steal people's hard earned food.Unlike a tiger who works hard and get's it's own food.
Tigers are the blue collar workers of the animal kingdom.
Lions are fairly literally the fat cats.
That's why Franky fused them both.The Sunny is the blue collar working fat cat.It should be obvious by now that Franky was playing high level mind games with the crewAnyway this is all OT.
It was obviously a satirical political statement on Franky's part regarding the tenryuubito and the working masses…and yes we're way OT.
To get back on topic I'd have definitely tried to get kaku on the crew.
To get back on topic I'd have definitely tried to get kaku on the crew.
I would have recruited Paulie instead.
Hancock and Shirahoshi would have a lot of babies.
Hancock and Shirahoshi would have a lot of babies.
I assume this would be the result…
I assume this would be the result…
I'm pretty sure you misunderstood what he was saying.Unless Aohige meant he was going to be a scientist who crossbreeds Hancock and Shirahoshi somehow….
I'm pretty sure you misunderstood what he was saying.Unless Aohige meant he was going to be a scientist who crossbreeds Hancock and Shirahoshi somehow….
glass..I was joking brah.
glass..I was joking brah.
Well you know the first time I read that post…that's what actually came into my mind.Obviously I reread his post after that.
I would ask Shirahoshi for a couple of seakings as escort and attack impel down. Never leave a friend hanging.
I would ask Shirahoshi for a couple of seakings as escort and attack impel down. Never leave a friend hanging.
Then they find out you can control sea kings and come after you and find Shirahoshi.
I would do the same though.
It was obviously a satirical political statement on Franky's part regarding the tenryuubito and the working masses…and yes we're way OT.
To get back on topic I'd have definitely tried to get kaku on the crew.
I don't know if I would get Kaku into the crew. If I did I would just get confused and think there were two Usopp's in the crew. One bad ass fighting machine, and the other is a giraffe. I could hardly tell the difference.
Force Garp to take me with him. Train rokushiki+ haki and master my DF. Proceed to Defect from the marines at the same time Luffy would have finished his training with Rayleigh and become PK with my new hax haki+ rokushiki+gomugomu no fighting style. Gear 3rd Armament Rokugan would be so broken lol.
Imagine Tekkai Busoshoku Kenpo.
Then they find out you can control sea kings and come after you and find Shirahoshi.
I would do the same though.
Hmm, so coat the ship, just get permission by Shirahoshi and attack Impel Down with a running clock?
Oh, and ask Magellan to join.
Force Garp to take me with him. Train rokushiki+ haki and master my DF. Proceed to Defect from the marines at the same time Luffy would have finished his training with Rayleigh and become PK with my new hax haki+ rokushiki+gomugomu no fighting style. Gear 3rd Armament Rokugan would be so broken lol.
Luffy's creativity is what makes him dangerous in my opinion
Luffy's creativity is what makes him dangerous in my opinion
I think the reason Luffy isn't musclebound is because of his devil fruit, but when he flexed during Alabasta you got an idea of how huge his muscles actually are.
If it is okay with OP can we also talk about things we would do differently than other characters?
Buggy: Master my devil fruit, hang around Shanks so I can learn his weaknesses, he starts to trust me when he is sleeping shoot him in the head, steal all of his treasure, and live comfortably for the rest of my life.
Alvida: Learn and master Haki and hand to hand combat, take over Paradise with my haxxorz fruit.
Enel:I would go to the island of falling lightning.I would use the lightning as a constant power source and improve my haki.Fill the island with lots of iron to electro-magnetise(so I can use Kidds ability too).Build a satelitte to launch into space so I can use a laser from space that can attack pretty much anywhere on the globe.Pretty much become as strong as an ancient weapon as a result.
Enel:I would go to the island of falling lightning.I would use the lightning as a constant power source and improve my haki.Fill the island with lots of iron to electro-magnetise(so I can use Kidds ability too).Build a satelitte to launch into space so I can use a laser from space that can attack pretty much anywhere on the globe.Pretty much become as strong as an ancient weapon as a result.
That's brilliant. The satelitte should shoot electricity in case you need a power up.
@God:
That's brilliant. The satelitte should shoot electricity in case you need a power up.
I got a whole island to power me up.Literally any time lightning falls on the island it gets conducted by the iron or gold on the island and I absorb it.Eventually I'll turn the island into almost full iron and gold so I can use Enel's alchemy technique on the whole island.A shapeshifting island if you will.
I got a whole island to power me up.Literally any time lightning falls on the island it gets conducted by the iron or gold on the island and I absorb it.Eventually I'll turn the island into almost full iron and gold so I can use Enel's alchemy technique on the whole island.A shapeshifting island if you will.
I meant for if you ever leave the island.
@God:
I meant for if you ever leave the island.
Hmm good idea.Need a emergency back up plan when I go to "Negotiations" after all.
Who needs "negotiations" when you can set an example of what happens when the people even get the slightest idea of rebelling.
Probably would've been scared shitless back at Loguetown's execution stand.
@Gol:
Probably would've been scared shitless back at Loguetown's execution stand.
There would be no Mariejois or Marineford with that kind of power.
I would have told Zeff that I didn't intentionally send a cannonball into his restaurant's direction and that I deflected it from an enemy Marine ship.
@Medical:
I would have told Zeff that I didn't intentionally send a cannonball into his restaurant's direction and that I deflected it from an enemy Marine ship.
I don't think he would care. I would have just drowned Krieg when he was dying of hunger. If you couldn't already tell I have a thing for drowning people.
Sanji: Beat the shit out of Kalifa , and still fight Jabra because obviously Nami is going to end up fighting her and logically Nami is going to get fucking slaughtered.
Shanks:I would kill the sea king and skin it.So when anyone asks me what happened to my hat,I would say I traded it for this coat.
Pretty cool. Never did understand why he chose to let it eat his arm. Nami: Keep a gun on me at all time just in case someone knocks away my Clima-Tact. Train with Luffy and Sanji in basic hand to hand combat.
Chopper: Develop poisons for use in battle. If Mayuri can do it, so can I.
Wont do much if I was luffy however if I was Nami I would have sex with sanji because I pity him.
Wont do much if I was luffy however if I was Nami I would have sex with sanji because I pity him.
I would have fought Bellamy's crew at the bar instead of letting them beat me up.
Wont do much if I was luffy however if I was Nami I would have sex with sanji because I pity him.
Pity sex is the same as spitting in his face.