Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD
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So me and Dryish are about the same age, the same weight, we're probably around the same height (I think I'm just a bit shorter), we're both physically weak and frail, we both write on occasion, we're both depressed, we both underrate ourselves and our appearances (I mean for god's sake, he's Finnish!).
But just to make sure, Dryish, do you have any pictures that you'd be willing to share? I don't quite remember what you look like, and I would very much like to have my memory jogged.
The most recent good ones are from May so they're not as fresh as I'd like, but nothing has really changed from back then so, eh, why not. Have a few:
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... stop it with this nonsense, you rascals. Don't make me peck your eyes out.
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In regards to teachers, I was probably the worst student. I was the smug asshole who didn't care about anything being taught and ace'd everything either by luck or common sense. I was flirting with this girl next to me, and she was talking about the american flag in the revolution. The teacher picked me and asked me "What does the word Patriot mean to you". I'm military background so I said "It's more of a feeling than something i can put into words". Well evidently she "defined it" previously of asking me, doing the smart tactic of proving I wasn't paying attention.
This 4'9 pug looking egg shaped bitch then proceed to tell me I was un-american. Without thinking the next words out of my mouth were "That's rich coming from some Korean bitch", I have never put my hands over my mouth so hastidly in my life.
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My current expression reading this thread.
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@wolfwoof:
You're only grumpy because lord pandington won't give you his paw in panda marriage
I've got it.
Pant Bearror.
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Did you notice how both Crys and Dry both went away for the duration of that "shower"
Panda print 4 ever
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No, I've been here, watching this thread like a hawk the whole time. You were the ones who disappeared.
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Just so this doesn't get buried.
@Anr:
In regards to teachers, I was probably the worst student. I was the smug asshole who didn't care about anything being taught and ace'd everything either by luck or common sense. I was flirting with this girl next to me, and she was talking about the american flag in the revolution. The teacher picked me and asked me "What does the word Patriot mean to you". I'm military background so I said "It's more of a feeling than something i can put into words". Well evidently she "defined it" previously of asking me, doing the smart tactic of proving I wasn't paying attention.
This 4'9 pug looking egg shaped bitch then proceed to tell me I was un-american. Without thinking the next words out of my mouth were "That's rich coming from some Korean bitch", I have never put my hands over my mouth so hastidly in my life.
Hn. Your words seem to have been uncalled for, but at least you're admitting your mistake (and your bad attitude) now. Did you apologize to the teacher? What happened?
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Just so this doesn't get buried.
Hn. Your words seem to have been uncalled for, but at least you're admitting your mistake (and your bad attitude) now. Did you apologize to the teacher? What happened?
Inititally I got suspended but my dad was so pissed off at what she said, she ended up being forced to apologize to me, fortunately it was towards the end of the quarter so our teachers switched. She quit like a year later because she got caught with a racist remark to one of the students.
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@Anr:
Inititally I got suspended but my dad was so pissed off at what she said, she ended up being forced to apologize to me, fortunately it was towards the end of the quarter so our teachers switched.
Uh what? Was it the military background that made your dad get all fired up at the "un-American" comment? Were you surprised she did the apologizing?
She quit like a year later because she got caught with a racist remark to one of the students
Huh. Isn't that a tad ironic?
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She had to apologize for you being a prick?
Good job there dad, that's not at all how you raise a Cartman
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@wolfwoof:
Panda print 4 ever
I don't understand where this one came from XD
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I attended a school that had corpral punishment for a few years. Some of the stuff in the past few pages would have gotten my arse beat.
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I attended a school that had corpral punishment for a few years. Some of the stuff in the past few pages would have gotten my arse beat.
They punished you for masturbating to Looney Tunes?
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They punished you for masturbating to Looney Tunes?
Yeah, they only allowed Hanna-Barbera. :<
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They punished you for masturbating to Looney Tunes?
Yeah, they only allowed Hanna-Barbera. :<
Uh…..I think I'm missing something here....0_0
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Hey guys! What's going o–
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Uh…..I think I'm missing something here....0_0
Read these and endow yourself with knowledge. :ninja:
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=592&p=3056936&viewfull=1#post3056936
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=592&p=3056974&viewfull=1#post3056974 -
Hey guys! What's going o–
http://img.pandawhale.com/50057-Troy-fire-Community-gif-BuCt.gif
…Am I still in the Confession Session thread?Oh hey, pizza's here!
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Read these and endow yourself with knowledge. :ninja:
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=592&p=3056936&viewfull=1#post3056936
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=592&p=3056974&viewfull=1#post3056974Hahaha…HAHAHA oh my god.
Gliblord's posts had me in tears, great job guys XD
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Uh what? Was it the military background that made your dad get all fired up at the "un-American" comment? Were you surprised she did the apologizing?
Yes, although I believe it was actually patriotism. I can't remember I was maybe 14 at the time. It was initially we were going to apologize to eachother but she initially refused saying I shouldn't be as offended as she was. My dad pretty much explained with the principal there that you can't expect an apology when the example set is bratty to begin with.I think that's the only issue I had with school though, don't get me wrong, I wasn't a bad kid, just ya know pre-teen rebellious nature going on.
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@Anr:
Yes, although I believe it was actually patriotism. I can't remember I was maybe 14 at the time. It was initially we were going to apologize to eachother but she initially refused saying I shouldn't be as offended as she was. My dad pretty much explained with the principal there that you can't expect an apology when the example set is bratty to begin with.I think that's the only issue I had with school though, don't get me wrong, I wasn't a bad kid, just ya know pre-teen rebellious nature going on.
Huh. From the way you phrased your story, I thought you were a tad older. Still….I find it more...puzzling? weird? that your dad shifted more of the blame on the teacher. Patriotism or not, she still got called an offensive name.
Not that I'm being judgmental towards you. Again, you admitted your mistake.
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Hahaha…HAHAHA oh my god.
Gliblord's posts had me in tears, great job guys XD
This thread has derailed into masturbating (again), but this time to Daffy Duck. …And despite that, I still want to un-ironically nominate as the best thread of the year.
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I think I might officially be a little scared of the fire siren in the next town over… It sounded really spooky just now; all long, drawn out, and slow in the silence.
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Read these and endow yourself with knowledge. :ninja:
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=592&p=3056936&viewfull=1#post3056936
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=592&p=3056974&viewfull=1#post3056974Ohh You got to be kidding me, he sure loves One Piece, I wonder which character he prefers
[hide]It has to be Lola, that long hair, missing teeth and big mouth can turn on anybody:ninja:[/hide]
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You all laugh now but you don't know what Bugs's ears can do to a fella's underbits
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@Toraish:
No, I've been here, watching this thread like a hawk the whole time. You were the ones who disappeared.
Are you suggesting that i'm having an affair with Taytay behind my own back?:ninja:
@Print:
I don't understand where this one came from XD
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling?
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown up
When you gonna own up
That you got, got, got it bad[hide]
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@wolfwoof:
Are you suggesting that i'm having an affair with Taytay behind my own back?:ninja:
I like how you say that as if it's a joke when we all know it's what you really want.
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I like how you say that as if it's a joke when we all know it's what you really want.
But of course my horse. Who could resist your 55 kg charms
Wait, does "affair" imply that I'm already with Dryish? LOL.
Don't ask me i can never keep up with these twist filled modern soap operas
Nah but i was actually refering to my poor ol' girlfriend who knew nothing of this sinfullness
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@wolfwoof:
The correct answer for this is however Friends. The show that launched a thousand male hands, and returned them again, and launched them again….
You're ruining everything for me D: I hate y-
@wolfwoof:
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling?
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown up
When you gonna own up
That you got, got, got it bad[hide]
ughhhh but I love you for this. the conflict :/
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the conflict :/
There is no need for a conflict. You have to embrace the woof in his entirety.
It's a yin-yang thang.
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How dare you bury my super senior-level jibes
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You're ruining everything for me D: I hate y-
ughhhh but I love you for this. the conflict :/
I think Rihanna wrote a song about this wolfwoof phenomenon
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Oooh you're so mad he's really gonna get it this time
But he just knows how to make you not hate him no more
Then it may or may not transitions into this
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[/hide]You be all oh that's so cheesy but somewhere around the eight time he stretches an E for 15 consecutive seconds you're lost
Remember kids you can't spell wolfwoof without some double ohs
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confession: I really need to post on this part of the forum more often. I visit here from time to time, but I usually don't feel like I have much to add so I just kind of lurk
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confession: I really need to post on this part of the forum more often. I visit here from time to time, but I usually don't feel like I have much to add so I just kind of lurk
you might change your mind about this decision if you read the post above yours
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There is no need for a conflict. You have to embrace the woof in his entirety.
It's a yin-yang thang.
teach me your ways master
help me understand the Woof and embrace it
I want to be complete
@wolfwoof:
I think Rihanna wrote a song about this wolfwoof phenomenon
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Oooh you're so mad he's really gonna get it this time
But he just knows how to make you not hate him no more
Then it may or may not transitions into this
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[/hide]You be all oh that's so cheesy but somewhere around the eight time he stretches an E for 15 consecutive seconds you're lost
Remember kids you can't spell wolfwoof without some double ohs
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Thanks to the "pet peeve" / disguised hate thread, I now know exactly who this will annoy.
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you might change your mind about this decision if you read the post above yours
Hey, I'm fine with super crazy weird shit. It's really enjoyable from time to time. This whole thing that started with the masturbating over pop culture bit has been hilarious
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This thread disgusts me.
People self pleasuring themselves to pop culture is a terrible notion. Have they no shame?
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This thread disgusts me.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9dghOljNcaU/TStKGozYeAI/AAAAAAAACDU/JJpdeKk_CQA/s1600/SparkP3.jpeg
Oh god the eyes. Those eyes creep me out. It's like its staring into your soul
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yeah they creeped me out too much, I had to swap them.
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And that concludes another interesting experience learning about human nature in the Confession thread.
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@wolfwoof:
But of course my horse. Who could resist your 55 kg charms
Anybody who likes T&A.
But like I said, I'm trying to change that.
New confession: Oftentimes, when I'm on AP forums, I'll be completely naked or at least topless IRL. Right now I'm wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts and I'm eating a big-ass bowl of macaroni and cheese.
No really, this must be like five pounds of macaroni and cheese, LOL.
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Hmm well if we are going to discuss nakedness, I confess I have been once or twice naked during a skype chat without even being aware of it. Albeit it was just a voice chat but…yeah. I don't think it was with anyone here though, that would be awkward.
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Hmm well if we are going to discuss nakedness, I confess I have been once or twice naked during a skype chat without even being aware of it. Albeit it was just a voice chat but…yeah. I don't think it was with anyone here though, that would be awkward.
Why would it be awkward if it's a voice chat?
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Why would it be awkward if it's a voice chat?
because it wouldn't be the first time I accidentally clicked the video button instead of the voice chat button :ninja:
thank god folks only pick up 10% of the time when it happens.(so far, I think Kitsune is the only one that ever picked up my accidental video call)
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@Anr:
Inititally I got suspended but my dad was so pissed off at what she said, she ended up being forced to apologize to me, fortunately it was towards the end of the quarter so our teachers switched. She quit like a year later because she got caught with a racist remark to one of the students.
fuck the flag
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teach me your ways master
help me understand the Woof and embrace it
I want to be complete
You dance.
Shake it, shake it like a blender, shake it so hard that there is nothing left afterwards. Shake black with white, good with bad, woof with meow. By the time you are done, your whole essence will be of a single, fizzy and happily bubbly nature.
And the eternal woof will resound in your ears.
Anybody who likes T&A.
But like I said, I'm trying to change that.
New confession: Oftentimes, when I'm on AP forums, I'll be completely naked or at least topless IRL. Right now I'm wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts and I'm eating a big-ass bowl of macaroni and cheese.
No really, this must be like five pounds of macaroni and cheese, LOL.
Topless macaroni and cheese sounds like a fetish I could get behind.
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Anybody who likes T&A.
But like I said, I'm trying to change that.
New confession: Oftentimes, when I'm on AP forums, I'll be completely naked or at least topless IRL. Right now I'm wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts and I'm eating a big-ass bowl of macaroni and cheese.
No really, this must be like five pounds of macaroni and cheese, LOL.
Post-shower house-roaming nakedness = best. Playing with my guinea pigs while shirtless and feeling their fuzziness on my chest while I'm wrapped in my blanket and my wet heads's on my pillow = maximum cozy.
Your mac-n-cheese reminded me of the giant bowl of ramen I ate yesterday. It was 3 packs of it, and that was only one of 6 meals for yesterday (bulkin'). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The only way I could ever eat that much ramen is to very generously pour cayenne on it. Then it becomes a challenge to eat. And I embrace that challenge.
Also if it's any consolation, T&A don't often factor into if I like a girl I've met IRL. Hopefully the same can be said for a decent chunk of other guys?
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Thanks to the "pet peeve" / disguised hate thread, I now know exactly who this will annoy.
Someone had me dicking around as a pet peeve?
Anybody who likes T&A.
But like I said, I'm trying to change that.
Are you suggesting that you are a head floating over a toro, that's in turn floating over a pair of legs?
No but seriously. I feel girls tend to underestimate how big their endowments appear to us
New confession: Oftentimes, when I'm on AP forums, I'll be completely naked or at least topless IRL. Right now I'm wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts and I'm eating a big-ass bowl of macaroni and cheese.
No really, this must be like five pounds of macaroni and cheese, LOL.
I don't think that's very uncommon.
When people are at home, alone pants are pretty optional
Unless i'm some sort of wild caveman and people really sit in starched jeans at home by themselves