the human condition is…odd.
But in times like this, I feel odd is an understatement.
the human condition is…odd.
But in times like this, I feel odd is an understatement.
Oh God I was just there too!!!!
I hate you forever Khaini!!
You probably stepped in it…....LOL
The drama wiki was a medium to host it, I didn't host it, the person who would be liable would be, in fact, the author or even the website. Me giving you a sex tape of rihanna off a porn website, is not agains the law, hosting it and selling it, in fact, is.
I'm going to entertain this and go lower!
So like I had this really good friend, who is a she, who developed a crush on me. Although her mental health to me was inadequate so I kind of pushed her off. My best friend developed a crush on her, I told hiim why I wouldn't date her, but he thought I was exaggerating. So I encouraged her to give him a try, which she did.
Well about 2 months in, she was sent to a foster home after her mother passed away, her dad took care of her little sister. Wait what, why would she be sent to a foster home you ask?! Well we didn't know either, but we gave her the benefit of the doubt. Her and my bestfriend kept it up, she eventually cheated on him so they broke it off. She still talked to me, but as I said I kept a distance.
Over the 2 years her and my bestfriend were good friends, as was I, we would just text eachother all the time. Well I eventually found out she was sent there because she got sick of her "lazy" cancer ridden mother always riding her to do stupid shit and fed her bleach, which in the end did kill her after about a week. She confided to my best friend it was intentional but was to be a prank not to kill her. Which he confided in me. After that I definitely kept my distance, bitch was crazy, yet she still was crushing on me. Eventually she asked why I wouldn't date her and I told her, I didn't think she could handle my type of commitment (which is like, ya know, BF/GF, not text you once a f`ucking day). She wasn't happy about that and the next day she told me "Hey, why do you even bother texting me, it's fucking annoying".
At this point I flip, I'm like "Look, I told you why it wouldn't work, now you're calling me annoying, fine you know what, bye." and I deleted her, didn't hear from her for 4 months. She calls me and asks me why I haven't texted her, I told her I wanted nothing to do with her, I found her completely unstable, where she proceeded to go "yeah okay, fuck you". I texted her not to contact me. In novemeber she texts me "happy thanksgiving, want to skype later" I told her not to text me unless its an apology, she told me "fine be that way, you're a douche anyway".
So in January of last year her and her best friend were drinking. And her friend was pretending to be drunk and called me because she gave her my number. I was on skype with my bestfriend, who was talkign to her who was kind of tipsy apparently. Though I don't believe it, considering how much she has lied about shit in the past. Anyway the friend starts trying to play "freak you out", when she started saying personal details about me, my nickname being merc, my age, where I live, trying to pretend she was an angry ex or something. Her thick accent ticked me off that it was her friend.
At this point I just said "Look, she's using you as a catalyst to attempt to talk to me again, I don't want anything to do with her, you, or anything involving her. She's mentally unstable, a liar, a backtalker and immoral as balls." This is where the friend who was apparently BEST FRIENDS forever started trying to talk down to me "How dare you talk baout her like that, shes the nicest person I know, she loves and cares for everyone and I've known her for 2 fucking years, so fuck off you faggot". Something along those lines.
At this point I kind of had a headache and I decided to let my adrenline rush to kick in;
me: Nuke or burn a bridge
her: wut
Me: So your name is -spanish name-, does that mean you're the "stinky" mexican friend she refers too?
Her: uh-
Me: let me explain something, I've been friends with that bitch for about 5 years now, trumping you by over double, she talks a lot of shit and is utterly two faced. Let me ask you something, do you know why she was in a foster home?
Her: duh cus her mother died!
Me: Think about this, her sister didn't have to go to a foster home, who was younger, her dad was more than able to take care of her, since they are living together now, especially since she's younger than 18. Tell me, what's the difference between her and her sister in that regard
Her:-Spouts her name with a stutter-
Me: Here allow me to enlighten you, that angel you think is in the other room purposely poisoned her mother because she was too much of a naggy burden, ya know, because dying of cancer isnt enough right?
Her:…...............
Me: Welcome to hiroshima bitchHavent heard from either of them since. Her and my friend are still close but my name is taboo. LOL
This is how the idle rich live I guess.
Down here we do worse shit ereyday in the breadlines braw.
@Monkey:
This is how the idle rich live I guess.
Down here we do worse shit ereyday in the breadlines braw.
Look at you, flaunting your privilege like you don't even realize you have it. You get nice, organized 'lines' for bread? Where I come from, when a scrap of bread gets tossed into the pit, men kill each other trying to get to it.
Where i'm from we try to be nice and compromise. If there's bread everyone gets their assigned share and nobody cuts in line
Yeah we're badass like that
I get my bread delivered to my house.
Do milkmen still exist? Curious question,
@Panda:
Look at you, flaunting your privilege like you don't even realize you have it. You get nice, organized 'lines' for bread? Where I come from, when a scrap of bread gets tossed into the pit, men kill each other trying to get to it.
Man, they don't even GIVE you bread, they tell you to build a farm and make it yourself. Thug life son, you got no idea. Being one of those people, "oh loook at me, I'm almost extint and I'm a cute fat ball of fur", screw you and your fallacy of fame. ALL BECAUSE YOU CANT GET LAID.
-drops mic-
@Monkey:
This is how the idle rich live I guess.
Down here we do worse shit ereyday in the breadlines braw.
You have king in your name and live in connecticut, I'm a wolf while you're a domesticated Pug. STEP IT UP BRO
I get my bread delivered to my house.
How sad. Then you don't get to walk into a bakery and just get enveloped in that delicious fresh baked smell
You have king in your name and live in connecticut, I'm a wolf while you're a domesticated Pug. STEP IT UP BRO
Yo yo yo, dis wolf all up in dis fancy colonial style townhouse, makin' salaries at 20 bigger than mothafuckas moms and dads.
Got the Chinese honeys on the line, shout out to all my stockbroker uncles in law! Hong Kong represent bitch!
We don't even fuck around in the DC metro area! Cats be working for the Department of Transportation filing office and shit, making six figures and getting mad dental coverage.
For whatever it's worth, I don't think Khaini's tales are real.
@Hiroy:
Do milkmen still exist? Curious question,
They do in my part of the world.
@cooldud_21:
They do in my part of the world.
Here as well,but by "milkman" I mean farmers going to the city to sell the milk they produce,visiting their clients on schedule to delliver the milk.
Here as well,but by "milkman" I mean farmers going to the city to sell the milk they produce,visiting their clients on schedule to delliver the milk.
Those exist too, in my part of the world.
Georgia X India fanfic in the works.
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"We give milk here too India-san.....would you like some of our...milk?"
"I would like that very much Georgia-kun..."
@Monkey:
Georgia X India fanfic in the works.
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"We give milk here too India-san.....would you like some of our...milk?"
"I would like that very much Georgia-kun..."
Not a bad start, but you should see if you can't get Khaini to maybe spice it up a little bit.
@Panda:
Not a bad start, but you should see if you can't get Khaini to maybe spice it up a little bit.
It needs a real working class American touch, so no lol.
@Monkey:
Georgia X India fanfic
I can write that, if you mean redneck Georgia. For the other one, I would need Sander's help. But you've got the ball rolling well enough.
@cooldud_21:
I can write that, if you mean redneck Georgia. For the other one, I would need Sander's help. But you've got the ball rolling well enough.
@Monkey:
Is this the part where I respond with Indian folk music?
The trouble: I can't put one video of 'Indian' folk music without pissing off 80% of the Indian population.
@cooldud_21:
Is this the part where I respond with Indian folk music?
The trouble: I can't put one video of 'Indian' folk music without pissing off 80% of the Indian population.
A nice compromise
@wolfwoof:
A nice compromise
Oh goody! We're doing weird Indian videos! How's this?
Bollywood happens to be where most of the populace here gets their idea of India from.
We should also add American Georgia-chan for the triangles.
@cooldud_21:
Oh goody! We're doing weird Indian videos! How's this?
It's not my fault nobody ever wants to do weird Swedish videos
Bollywood happens to be where most of the populace here gets their idea of India from.
That, and Western media reports of brutal rape cases.
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@wolfwoof:
It's not my fault nobody ever wants to do weird Swedish videos
Would that be a video of a bunch of blonde people standing around being polite to each other, whilst inwardly hating themselves?
@cooldud_21:
Would that be a video of a bunch of blonde people standing around being polite to each other, whilst inwardly hating themselves?
@wolfwoof:
Eh, the Norwegians have you beat.
@Monkey:
Yo yo yo, dis wolf all up in dis fancy colonial style townhouse, makin' salaries at 20 bigger than mothafuckas moms and dads.
Got the Chinese honeys on the line, shout out to all my stockbroker uncles in law! Hong Kong represent bitch!
We don't even fuck around in the DC metro area! Cats be working for the Department of Transportation filing office and shit, making six figures and getting mad dental coverage.
Military brat born and raised, saw the bottom and sought after the top
This animal kingdom which you hold to high regard are nothing but aimless men to feast on
To climb the ladder to reach the pinnacle, you must have endured the past ridicule
You'll never be, you'll never do, a bunch of wise men who I stripped of credibility
Idiots I saw, idiots I proved, that no one can choose your destiny, that much is true
Recognize your gifts, your achievements, not the fruit at the end, as no one will taste the same satisfaction that reward your lips
I don't know, that was really hard without a song or something :(.
We should also add American Georgia-chan for the triangles.
Military brat born and raised, saw the bottom and sought after the top
This animal kingdom which you hold to high regard are nothing but aimless men to feast on
To climb the ladder to reach the pinnacle, you must have endured the past ridicule
You'll never be, you'll never do, a bunch of wise men who I stripped of credibility
Idiots I saw, idiots I proved, that no one can choose your destiny, that much is true
Recognize your gifts, your achievements, not the fruit at the end, as no one will taste the same satisfaction that reward your lipsI don't know, that was really hard without a song or something :(.
…Dude... are you high? O.o
Is this some macho American thing I can't understand?
Yes, your female and foreign mind cannot comprehend the dance of words occuring right now
Yes, your female and foreign mind cannot comprehend the dance of words occuring right now
Yes, your female and foreign mind cannot comprehend the dance of words occuring right now
…Dance of words... Seems to me like it's some kind of freakish mutilation of popular quotes and sayings, chewed all together and then spat out :U
: Is this some macho American thing I can't understand?
Whoever writes the best poetry is deemed to be the toughest guy on the illustrious streets that people sometimes talk about
But who are we to judge their ways just because they seem strange to us
…Dance of words... Seems to me like it's some kind of freakish mutilation of popular quotes and sayings, chewed all together and then spat out :U
Source 2 quotations in that
@monkeyking:
VIDEO
STOP POSTING VIDEOS I CANNOT RESPOND NOR POST VIDEOS SINCE YOUTUBE IS BANNED AT MY WORK qq.
Read the last 5 pages or so and, no offense, it kind of reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from Justified:
You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
@cooldud_21:
That, and Western media reports of brutal rape cases.
Not really.
I wish I could post some goofy videos like you guys do,but I can't really seem to think much of anything besides some old ass local memes and some political satire,neither of which would be all that understandable or funny,so I might as well refrain.
Zeph,upon seeing that scene and then reading that movie's summary…US Georgia seems a lot creepier now than before.
Source 2 quotations in that
I said 'like' :U As in 'resembles' / 'reminds me of' / 'sound like'. I didn't literally mean there are quotes in there.
@Monkey:
I can't watch it, WASTED PUN IS WASTED.
Man about to go all count dracula up in this shit.
Read the last 5 pages or so and, no offense, it kind of reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from Justified:
You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
But but…I'm YOUR assh--wait that didn't come out right!
I guess the bottom line is, I'm not afraid to break you if I feel justified to do so, and yes, that takes months of annoying and prodding at me.
I feel your pain Khainiwest. I can't see youtube videos either lol.
Military brat born and raised, saw the bottom and sought after the top
This animal kingdom which you hold to high regard are nothing but aimless men to feast on
To climb the ladder to reach the pinnacle, you must have endured the past ridicule
You'll never be, you'll never do, a bunch of wise men who I stripped of credibility
Idiots I saw, idiots I proved, that no one can choose your destiny, that much is true
Recognize your gifts, your achievements, not the fruit at the end, as no one will taste the same satisfaction that reward your lips
Comic books have Crypton
We got nothin
Comic books have Superman
We have the supermarket
Supermarket!
Food, Deodorants, Drugstores and maybe clothes
It's my hero. My foundation. A literal living body
Supermarket is real. Superman is fake.
Man of steel ain't got nothing this this
Life is a comicbook for all eternity
Amen
*passes the mic
Comic books have Crypton
We got nothin
Comic books have Superman
We have the supermarket
Supermarket!
Food, Deodorants, Drugstores and maybe clothes
It's my hero. My foundation. A literal living body
Supermarket is real. Superman is fake.
Man of steel ain't got nothing this this
Life is a comicbook for all eternity
Amen*passes the mic
We all expected 7 movies from Harry potter, as the characters expected 7 pieces of voldemorts soul. Yet, we end up both surprised when an 8th was there all along.
Coincidence?!
http://i46.tinypic.com/2uerad1.jpg
You have a natural goldmine of it.
Oh you bet he is.
We all expected 7 movies from Harry potter, as the characters expected 7 pieces of voldemorts soul. Yet, we end up both surprised when an 8th was there all along.
Coincidence?!
I was just as surprised when I first rode a bike without training wheels the first time.
It was an exiting feeling. My old home was located on a hill with a long road that dived down steeply.
I took that bike and rode down that thing. It was so fast and amazing.
I was just as surprised when I first rode a bike without training wheels the first time.
It was an exiting feeling. My old home was located on a hill with a long road that dived down steeply.
I took that bike and rode down that thing. It was so fast and amazing.
Sorry to interrupt, but I have to confess something.
Whenver you post, I end up staring at your sig for a few minutes. Every single time.
I have a confession too.valiantt's current sig mesmarizes me.Also,I can't ride a bicycle.
@Nia:
Sorry to interrupt, but I have to confess something.
Whenver you post, I end up staring at your sig for a few minutes. Every single time.
Is it the frames that I was too lazy to delete? (or kept in for hilarity)
You know?
The ones that makes it look like she's pooping or farting underwater.
…
I think I should not have said anything. Hahahah! Confession thread. Anything goes!
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Also,I can't ride a bicycle.
:(
That's two people. How sad.
It's not too bad, but I can never imagine learning to ride one when you get older.
Using training wheels and/or falling all the time could look embarrassing.
I didn't use training wheels to learn how to ride a bicycle. And I was learning on a full size bicycle at 7 years old. At that time, in my place, everyone learned like that.
By the time my younger brother grew up, he learned on a mid-size kiddie bike. With training wheels.
Is it the frames that I was too lazy to delete? (or kept in for hilarity)
You know?
The ones that makes it look like she's pooping or farting underwater.
It's the way you drew her tail, the way she moves (bends her tail, specifically), the way she stops and breathes and poops/farts, the constant bubbles … EVERYTHING.