I am going to approach this cooly and remain neutral.
What's your superpower?
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@The:
I clicked it once; no lie–that click got me Destiny Manipulation (like I posted early). I'm pretty much a God of the Gods; I can kill Gods by cutting a mere piece of string, they fear me.
Join my Supervillain Organization now!
You will need a Demolition Expert. Count me in.
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I am going to approach this cooly and remain neutral.
Why do you make these awfull puns ? Do I have to summon zombie Richard Nixon to chew off your buttcheeks ?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gauntlet_Proficiency
thanks random power generator, for giving me possibly the lamest "ability" in the entire thread yet.You can walk around with giant metal attached to your wrists that's bigger then your head ! What are you complaining about ?
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@No:
You can walk around with giant metal attached to your wrists that's bigger then your head ! What are you complaining about ?
no I can't apparently, since the article only says that I'm good at using gauntlets, but without any sort of superhuman strength/speed and all that stuff I'm just a dude who is good at punching.
Which somehow really doesn't make sense to me anyway, because do you really need to be "proficient" at using gauntlets? You put it on your fucking hand and punch people, it's not martial arts. I doubt Kratos counts as "proficient" gauntlet user just because he rips heads off, utterly worthless without another power.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Leadership
Well apparently I have Enhanced Leadership which I guess gives me the almighty power of having 'unquestionable leadership'.
The only plausible use for my powers that I can possibly see would commanding the most bad ass army of bears this planet has ever seen!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Awareness
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Awareness
So, how can I use this power ? Like "Look, there is a portal to another dimension !!" ?See this as a sub-power and try to get a main power and mix it.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stone_Mimicry
I'm a rock.
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See this as a sub-power and try to get a main power and mix it.
I see…http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penguin_Physiology
Now I´m a penguin with dimensional awareness…that´s weird.
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My sup-power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/German_Physiology
Hey that's perfect, I'm half german already anyway :p
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Out of curiosity I clicked a few more times to see what I wound up with on random onwards after my first power and it was shit like Omnisayler (ability to kill… anything?) and some other murder shit.
Apparently I'm destined for death no matter what, although at click #5 I started getting the hilarious crap everybody else is.
My personal favorite powers are all stuff like shapeshifting (Envy in FMA is the bomb) or invisibility, so it's not like I'm enjoying Death it's just my job man
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You will need a Demolition Expert. Count me in.
Welcome KageKageKing!
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I got: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tau_Physiology Which is chill, super human in most ways plus super advanced tech.
But then I did it again just to see what could have been and this popped up: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence_Genesis The universe laughs at me.
Background-wise I'm gonna go the "Best of his race both physically and mentally, who with his ultra powerful robo-exoskeleton (that would make Tony Stark cry tears of envy) who destroyed the rest of his race" route.I would like to volunteer. I know I am not at the level to become your #2 man but I could be a general/leader of a division or a member of your elite inner circle. In any position I would be undyingly loyal to you, revering you almost like a god. Hey maybe it was your influence that made me so great in the first place.
Welcome AlucarDraculA!
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@No:
Why do you make these awfull puns ? Do I have to summon zombie Richard Nixon to chew off your buttcheeks ?
I can see it in the movie marquee now…
"Frost v Nixon 2: Tricky Dick Strikes Back"
It will be a lot like the first, only with more fight scenes and 20% more tasteless puns.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stone_Mimicry
I'm a rock.
Together we are Permafrost!
Join me brother, and together, we will make this world a frozen tundra!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immutability
I guess it would be a nice power if you wanted to protect your friends, as in becoming the ultimate shield.
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@The:
I clicked it once; no lie–that click got me Destiny Manipulation (like I posted early). I'm pretty much a God of the Gods; I can kill Gods by cutting a mere piece of string, they fear me.
Join my Supervillain Organization now!
If you EVER need a penguin with dimensional awareness, you can count on me.
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If you EVER need a penguin with dimensional awareness, you can count on me.
Welcome captain Ugly! The more the merrier, I say.
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I… I... YODA I AM!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electro-Weak_Force_Manipulation -
Divine_Ice_Manipulation
oh haha, give the guy from Iceland Ice manipulation… XD oh well, it's a cool power (all the puns intended, yes the batman ones too).EDIT:
Let's take a look at the powers:
Applications- Freezing
- Ice Manipulation
- Happiness Inducement
- Healing Ice
- Summoning deceased, beings of ice and/or Angels from heaven.
Ok now you've sold this to me! BartArt ice cool bringer of joy!
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insert bad joke about my destiny and ability based on random browsing after several clicks here
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no I can't apparently, since the article only says that I'm good at using gauntlets, but without any sort of superhuman strength/speed and all that stuff I'm just a dude who is good at punching.
Which somehow really doesn't make sense to me anyway, because do you really need to be "proficient" at using gauntlets? You put it on your fucking hand and punch people, it's not martial arts. I doubt Kratos counts as "proficient" gauntlet user just because he rips heads off, utterly worthless without another power.
Edit: If I lived in the Falloutverse and was a Brotherhood of Steel Paladin with power armor and fist, then maybe.!
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I've decided. You all may call me AQUAMAN!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Sustenance
Ooh. Got lucky. I like this one. Not really conducive to being a hero or anything, but it makes everyday living so much easier and effectively extends active lifespan by 50% (8 hours previously used for sleeping can be devoted to doing stuff).
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no I can't apparently, since the article only says that I'm good at using gauntlets, but without any sort of superhuman strength/speed and all that stuff I'm just a dude who is good at punching.
Which somehow really doesn't make sense to me anyway, because do you really need to be "proficient" at using gauntlets? You put it on your fucking hand and punch people, it's not martial arts. I doubt Kratos counts as "proficient" gauntlet user just because he rips heads off, utterly worthless without another power.
Edit: If I lived in the Falloutverse and was a Brotherhood of Steel Paladin with power armor and fist, then maybe.oh come on, stop complaining. I have a superpower that isn't even a superpower! I mean, I share my super power with James Bond!
"The ability to possess extensive knowledge of surveillance."
Ok, if I think about it…. we both are pretty useless. We might as well team up and become bitter.
(On second try now I got "Boxing" as super power... :/)
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Death-Force Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Manipulation
Not sure who's is better, Beast's or mine, they're both pretty similar. This is a pretty cool one for my first click though, I can't wait to see funny ones when I retry.Notable abilities:
Age Manipulation
Disease Manipulation
Death Inducement
Enhanced Regeneration
Force-Field Generation
The ability to reject death
Insanity Inducement
Life-Force Absorption
Necromancy
Negative Energy Manipulation
Resurrection
Power AugmentationAfter looking through that one, mine looks A LOT more fun than embodiment. If death was a lady and the only one alive, I'd be a loner haha. An undead army, force fields, killing anything I want, causing insanity, immortality, I couldn't have asked for a better superpower. All bow before me :D. That time slowing and sight one seem like a lot more fun, oh the peeping potential. I cant really use my ability for good, it's almost pure evil. I guess I can try something similar to Death Note and create a world where villains get punished. Too bad it's not real :.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remolding
This is crazy broad (and OP), but it subsets into my personal favorite superpower, so its cool bro.
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the superpower thread, now with 20% more sour grapes.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omninescience
Why does this fit me so well?…..
Oh look, no known users, I'm one of a kind~
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omninescience
Why does this fit me so well?…..
Oh look, no known users, I'm one of a kind~
They forgot about
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@White:
They forgot about
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2783/4257780346_de1c02a517.jpg
You win this thread, I lol'd so hard XD.
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My Imperial Romanov Blood.
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Y'all got nothing on me.
[h=2]Also Called[/h]- Offspring of Angels and Man
and
This is similar to the conception of the Demigods in mythology. Just like said demigods, Nephilim can come in forms other than the traditional kind. Dem comments by the way on the Nephilim Physiology… so damn funny.
There's just a huge ass paragraph from a guy who did three years research and was pissed at inaccuracy...
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Lookie here
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
with this applications
Absolute Restoration
Destiny Manipulation
Event Manipulation
Existential Plane Manipulation
Mediae Manipulation
Samsara Manipulation
Subjective Reality
Sui Generis Manipulation
Time-Space Manipulation
Universal Embodimentand this know users
[h=2]Known Users[/h]- Those Who Sit Above in Shadow (Marvel)
- God (Religion)
So well, by the God powers of cycle manipulation I command everyone (Except myself to start anew with new powwers and all)
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping
So it's like elemental manipulation, based on the description, but just being able to warp from place to place would be awesome.
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Slavic Deity Physiology - Superpower Wiki
Anyone wanna call hax?
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Clicked the link again today, to see if I would get anything not as OP as Destiny Manipulation. Well… That worked out not how I intended:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation
Causality Manipulation Applications:
All Almighty Powers
All Enhancements
All Manipulations
All Mental Powers
All Mimicries
All Personal Physical Powers
All SuperpowersDestined to be OP, I guess.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Decided too try it again, this is slightly better than water bending:)
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Okay, I clicked again for fun and I think I've found my true power.
Screw snakes, call me Glass-stache from now on!I shall save the day with a glass of orange juice~
Hyalokinetic Combat
The power to utilize glass in physical combat. A sub-power of Glass Manipulation and a variation of Elemental Combat.
- Glass Combat
- Silica Combat
Capabilities
The user can infuse glass materials into their physical attacks.
ApplicationsAssociations
I've found my true power!
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Clicked once today and got this…
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Bodily_Cleansing
…one of the known users...is Sakura...
Excuse me while I throw up a little....But seriously, being a walking anti venom is kinda cool.
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@bartholemew:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Decided too try it again, this is slightly better than water bending:)
Basically i am god nowOh wise-guy eh ? Bet you gonna say you know how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop then ?
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I got: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Breath
(only clicked once)
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It seems most of the users of this power are from Naruto (cringe) but then I saw one from Godzilla which means all is forgiven. I will breathe lava to the best of my ability and share my lava with the rest of the world and people I don't like that happen to be facing my direction.~
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Decided to click one more time…
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peace_Manipulation
Known users:
- Jesus Christ (Christianity)
- Conquest, The 1st Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Christianity)
COME AT ME BRO.
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I reclicked and got this;
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Empowerment
So I depend completely on luck?Eh,could be worse.
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well i got nether manipulation on my first try and so i guess i am death
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Transcendent Physiology Nethereal Form: Be composed of Nether and gain a form similar to a spirit.
Absolute Existence: Possess control over their own existence.
Enhanced Regeneration: Regenerate from any damage.
Extrasensory Perception: Gain a sixth sense.
Higher Consciousness: Possess a divine level of consciousness.
Immortality: Users of Nether are outside of death.
Invisibility: Become unnoticeable.
Intangibility: Alter physical form so physical objects pass through the body.
Invulnerability: Invincible to nearly all forms of damage.
Shapeshifting: Possess complete control over their physical form.
Supernatural Condition: Possess a physical condition that surpasses normal beings.
Teleportation: Ignore distance and spatial limits.
Force Manipulation: Control many forces (Spiritual, Cosmic, and Elemental)
Astral Manipulation: Being well adjusted to souls, users can control spiritual energy.
Ectoplasm Manipulation: Control spectral energy.
Soul Manipulation: Control the souls of the dead.
Cosmic Manipulation: Can reach out and influence deadly forces among the cosmos
Elemental Manipulation: Control the forces of the physical and Nether Realms
Dark Element Manipulation: Control the dark-side of elements
Black Lightning Manipulation: Generates the black thunder of Underworld
Black Earth Manipulation: Control the dark ground of deeps
Dark Flame Manipulation: Control the flames of the deepest pits of the Underworld.
Dark Water Manipulation: Manipulate the polluted and poisonous water of Underworld
Dark Wind Manipulation: Manipulate the atmosphericall elements of Underworld
Darkness Manipulation: Control the darkness of the Nether Realm.
Disaster Manipulation: Control the destructive forces of nature
Poison Manipulation: Control toxic elements
Pollution Manipulation: Control the forces that make planets non-habitable
Negative Energy Manipulation:Manipulate powerful and destructive forces of dark energy.
Underworld Lordship: Gain dominion over the Underworld, the source of Nether
Magic: Control the Mystical energies.
Dark Arts
Destruction
Necromancy: Magic involving the dead, life-force and/or souls[/hide]
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Mine.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_Expulsion Weid, looks familiar. -
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Oh wise-guy eh ? Bet you gonna say you know how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop then ?
First of all, my all knowing will tell you that you spelled centre wrong,second of all (and this is the words of the joker) if you are good at something, never do it for free.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Ball_Projection
Basicallly I'm Super Mario.
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@bartholemew:
First of all, my all knowing will tell you that you spelled centre wrong
And yet you spelled it the exact same way.