Based on jojo's Chinese translations. velcry's translations is right below this, so I suggest you read both to get the best understanding.
Free for all as far as scanlations.
One Piece Chapter 402
Cover "#2 Handcuffs"
Name of Miss Goldenweek's Plan: "Meet Baroque" Vol. 33
[6 People Revolt]
Page 1
[Justice Tower - Wolf's room]
Tag team battle startsâŚ!?
[Zoro + Sogeking VS Kaku + Jabura]
Jabura: Horse Horse fruit model giraffe, hehhehheh~
Jabura: You really have the worst luck, staying a long-necked man the rest of your lifeâŚ!!!
Kaku: What's wrong with being a giraffe!
Kaku: I like it!!
Zoro: ...
Zoro: That pigeon guy was a leopard.
Zoro: There are actually two others here that are Zoan as well...
Zoro: CP9 really is a zoo...!?
Page 2
Sogeking: Huhh...
Sogeking: Huhh...
Sogeking: A-Another fruit user!! And it's a Zoan type!!
Sogeking: First wolfman, then came a giraffe man.
Sogeking: Why am I so unlucky as to run into them!!
Sogeking: --But having Zoro fall in here as well is pretty lucky.
Sogeking: I should just put on a 2 v 2 act and let Zoro finish them off.
Sogeking: Hmm?
Sogeking: What's with that safe and its wide open door...
Sogeking: Those are...!?
Sogeking: Strange looking handcuffs.
Zoro: Hey! Giraffe...how long are you going to be talking over there?
Zoro: I told you that I don't have time to listen to you banter!!
Zoro: If you want to stay as you are
Zoro: Then I'll just finish you off.
Kaku: ...
Kaku: Idiot...!! Don't underestimate the massive destructive power of a giraffe.
Kaku: Form change!! Beastman form!!
Zoro: ....!?
Zoro: !!!
Page 3
Kaku: I'll let you taste...my new born
Kaku: Power!
Zoro: Wah! Too weird!!!
Kaku: !!!
Kaku: What...did you say?
Jabura: Wa~hahahahaha~ah!!!
Page 4
Zoro: I...I can't believe I just said something like that! I let myself be surprised!!
Zoro: I can't lose my focus...or my swords will become dull.
Jabura: Wahahahaha.
Kaku: When are you going to stop laughing Jabura!!
Zoro: But right now it is really humorous...his square nose definitely took the brunt of the transformation.
Zoro: !!?
Zoro: Wah!!
Zoro: ...!? What's with the handcuffs.
Sogeking: Wah!!
Sogeking: Sorry!! Zoro!!
Zoro: Oi! What the hell are you going!!!
Sogeking: Those are probably seastone shackles!!
Sogeking: Since those two are ability users, if we but these on them, they'll have problems!!
Zoro: Then why did you put them on me!!
Sogeking: I...I screwed up.
Sogeking: It's all because the face of that giraffe is halirious...so I missed on the throw.
Kaku: You...you bastards...
Page 5
Kaku: Rankyaku
Jabura: hn!
Sogeking: Wah!! What's this!!
Sogeking: What's coming!!
Kaku: hm...
Kaku: Roundcut!!!
Jabura: Crap!!
Zoro: Get down!! Usopp!!
Sogeking: Wahhhh!!
Sogeking: Wahhhh!!
Page 6
Zoro: ...
Zoro: So this is how it is.
Zoro: Length...centrifugal force, plus the massive body power.
Zoro: His strike power and accuracy both increased greatly.
Sogeking: ...Ah? What happened!? Nothing's broken...
Zoro: Look at the roof...
Usopp: ?
Sogeking: Eh? Is that the sky I see over there?
Usopp: ....!!?
Sogeking: Ah!! That means!!!
Sogeking: The whole Justice Tower
Sogeking: got cut and moved!!?
Sogeking: Oh my gosh that's too scary!!
Page 7
Jabura: That's embarrassing! Losing your temper in the middle of battle.
Kaku: Shut up. I like model giraffe.
Kaku: I like giraffes, ok?
Jabura: Ok, ok, got it, got it.
Zoro: Even as is, that's nothing special...
Clink (cuff sound)
Zoro: hmm?
Zoro: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!!
Background (probably Sogeking): Wahahhhh
Sogeking: THIS TIME IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
Page 8
Sogeking: It's because you rushed into me!!
Zoro: Shutup! It's because you were stupidly standing there, I had to save you!!
Zoro: Enough, just open it!
Sogeking: I don't have the key!!!
Zoro: WHAT!!?
Kaku: ...What are you doing?
Jabura: ...
Sogeking: Frankly speaking...
Sogeking: We're in the same situation as Robin..!!
Zoro: !!
Zoro: Then the key
Zoro: is in the hands of a CP9 member.
Zoro: And we can only get the key if we beat them.
Sogeking: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM! HOW CAN WE FIGHT LIKE THIS!!!
Jabura: Our prey got locket together...
Kaku: That's alright Jabura, you go take a rest and I'll take care of them.
Jabura: Don't take other people's prey!!
Kaku: Then you want to fight with me?
Jabura: Over my dead body!
Kaku: Me too.
Page 9
Kaku: Hey you two!!
Zoro: !
Kaku: Tell us the cuff's number!!
Usopp: ...
Sogeking: Number!?
Kaku: Yeah, to prevent a mix up between cuffs and keys
Kaku: they all have matching numbers.
Kaku: If we have the key to your cuffs, we'll unlock it.
Sogeking: AH!! REALLY!?
Sogeking: Number, number...! Got it!
Sogeking: #2
Sogeking: Unlock this!!!
Jabura: ...
Kaku: ...
Page 10
Jabura: Nope
Kaku: Mine neither.
Kaku: Drat.
Zoro: What!? Then don't set our expectations up like that!!
Sogeking: Then that means the key is in the hands of the other 3 CP9 members!! I'm going to faint.
Jabura/Kaku: Oh well.
Jabura: Then finder's keeper!! (In the Chinese translation it sounds like Jabura's saying whoever gets to them first gets to fight both)
Kaku: Seems like it...
Zoro: CRAP! THINK OF SOMETHING!!!
Sogeking: WAH-YAHYAHYAHYAH!!!
Page 11
[Inside the Just Tower]
Chopper: Huhh huhh
Chopper: Wuh!! The staircase is cut!!
Chopper: That means something really happened to cause the shaking just then!!
Chopper: I hope this tower doesn't collapse!!
Offscreen: Wah-ahahahah
Chopper: !
Chopper: !!
Chopper: Ah!
Chopper: Zoro!! And Sogeking!!
Background: Wah-ahahahaha
Zoro/Sogeking: Ah!! Chopper!!
Chopper: What happened!! Why are you so happy?!
Chopper: Hey, hey!
Zoro: You moron, can you not see the handcuffs!!!
Sogeking: Hurry up and go find the #2 handcuffs' key!!
Chopper: !!?
Page 12
Chopper: Huhh huhh
Chopper: #2! #2!
Chopper: Huhh! Ah, so the cuffs and keys have numbers!
Chopper: Ah! If it's like this
Chopper: I'll fight them!
Zoro: No! They're only 2! if you lose
Zoro: Then we're stuck like this and can't do anything but await death!
Sogeking: Help us! You're our only hope!
Chopper: Hope? Just because you say this I'm not happy at all bastard!
Zoro: Sanji, Nami, or Franky!
Zoro: Whoever gets the #2 key
Zoro: Get it to us right away!
Sogeking: It's in your hands!
Chopper: The first to get a key will probably be Sanji!
Chopper: Find Sanji!
Chopper: Come on Chopper! I'm their only hope!
Page 13
Luffy: âŚ!!
Luffy: And I thought there was a bridge here.
Luffy: What's with this.
Luffy: Those are some giant whirlpools!
Luffy: I can see the Gate of Justice!!
Luffy: But can a normal boat get me there!?
Luffy: Don't have time, I'll just give it a try!!
Luffy: Is Robin already over there?
Page 14
[Underground tunnel Nami VS Kumadori]
Nami: Wah!
Kumadori: I have you now!
Nami: Let go!
Kumadori: Alright!! Prepare ~ to ~ die!
Kumadori: DIE!!!
Nami: !!?
Nami: Wah!!!
Kumadori: Hmm
Kumadori: !!
Nami: I'm completely out of his league.
Page 15
[Tunnel in front of the dining hall (?) Franky VS Fukurou]
Franky: Franky!
Fukurou: Tekkai!
Franky: Boxing!!!
Don don don don don don
Fukurou: âŚ!?
Franky: YAH!!
Fukurou: Suro!
Fukurou: Hey hey..!! What's with your punches!!
Fukurou: You're not normal!!
Franky: Stupid, no matter how your body emulates the hardness of steel
Franky: My fist is MADE of REAL steel!!!
Page 16
[Karifa's Room Sanji VS Karifa]
Sanji: NoâŚ
Sanji: No way!!
Sanji: I can't waste time drinking tea!!!
Sanji: Ah!! I must be under a spell!
Sanji: I almost fell into her love enchantment!!
Sanji: Too close!!
Karifa: But you already drank 3 cups.
Sanji: Give up enchantress! I won't fall into your trap again!!
Sanji: I haven't forgotten how you people treated Robin on the train!!
Sanji: Hand over the key!!
Karifa: That's too bad, you look really handsome too!
Karifa: Then please take the key and leave.
Sanji: ?
Sanji: Where is it?
Page 17
Karifa: Yeah..
Karifa: Where could it be?
Karifa: It's hidden on my body
Karifa: Want to come and search?
Sanji: THEN DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!
Karifa: ...
Sanji: Ah crap!!!
Karifa: Ah, your attitude today isn't very good. (not sure if this is right)
Sanji: I'm such an idiot!!!