Post How Your Day Was..

No Maam

@No:

Not gonna say anything definite just yet. But…....we'll see !

You can completely fucking forget this now. Completely and utterly.

Nolus

@No:

You can completely fucking forget this now. Completely and utterly.

That's not good:/

No Maam

@Nolus:

That's not good:/

No, it is not .

Pochipochi

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Wooden_Giraffe

@The:

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Does this mean you're ready to take me back?

Nia

@The:

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Everytime I read this I think of

and I'm not sure why.

Nolus

@No:

No, it is not .

I wish you luck though.

tigerlilly

@The:

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I don't know how to answer this except with one single and confident "VAGINA".
You go, girl.

Smudger

This post is deleted!

MDL

@Nia:

Everytime I read this I think of
and I'm not sure why.

lol, wavelength. i thought the same~

joesephes · Go here or here (UPDATE 05/10/14)

The pass two days had been miserable for me. ;_;

I keep trying to find other ways to make extra money but no luck, not to mention that I can't even get up the nerve to try out new things cause every time I do, I either freeze up and chicken out or end up feelling constapated and lose interest quickly. DAMNIT, why does this keep happening to me?

What a shitty weekend this was. -_-

Pochipochi

@tigerlilly:

I don't know how to answer this except with one single and confident "VAGINA".
You go, girl.

Let's become a team of Bad Bitches who beat up all men

I'm sick of this patriarchy

Schwerer Gustav

And I'll form the head

Nami

@The:

Let's become a team of Bad Bitches who beat up all men

I'm sick of this patriarchy

Can I participate?

fedcom

but I don't wanna get beat up

Samwize78

@The:

Let's become a team of Bad Bitches who beat up all men

I'm sick of this patriarchy

RPGJay

@The:

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You made me think of this

Sorikai33

Went to my relative's house for Easter. Just a small get together, and I enjoyed myself.

Also, Bubba Watson won the Masters, so that made me very happy.

Edit: Crap. I just accidentally put my cell phone through the washing machine. Again.

Smudger

@The:

Let's become a team of Bad Bitches who beat up all men

I'm sick of this patriarchy

I can't think of a worse fate than being beaten to death by holys megagunt.

Amachizzle

My day was alright. Woke up, worked out, chatted a bit, did some reading, studied some languages. Nice day all round, except it was a bit chilly.

Looking forward to tomorrow though.

@The:

Let's become a team of Bad Bitches who beat up all men

I'm sick of this patriarchy

hahaha, I'd like to see you try.

We don't really have a patriarchy anymore, unfortunately. The Patriarchy is bloody great. Benefited everyone. Matriarchal societies suck.

Schwerer Gustav

My week. I want a do-over on the whole thing.

GuetaMinute

@Smudger:

I can't think of a worse fate than being beaten to death by holys megagunt.

From me on IRC

"The BBB is a wild group of bad mama-jamas who leave broken hearts and broken bones in their trails. A femme fatale for sure, these lovely ladies are a damn mighty force to be reckoned with."

Was ignored and I know it's not cool but I just liked how it came out, lol. Drew inspiration from DJ Professor K from JSR.

joesephes · Go here or here (UPDATE 05/10/14)

Despite how shitty my weekend was overall, at least yesterday evening was awesome as my fam and I went over to my aunt's house for a small gettogether BBQ. Man, can my cussion cook like a mofo! It was a great time indeed which cheered me up a little. :)

Monkey King

@Amachizzle:

We don't really have a patriarchy anymore, unfortunately. The Patriarchy is bloody great. Benefited everyone.

I could lambast you on how untrue this is from a sociological stand, but that's so overdone.
So instead I'll laugh at your dumb ass from an economic stance, since it's beyond the pale to compare a patriarchal society to an economically equal one. The economy of the latter fucking flattens the former lol.
DURRRR LETS SUPRESS 50% OF THE POPULATION FROM THE WORK FORCE AND IDEA MARKETPLACE THIS WILL HELP US COMPETE WITH SOCIETIES WITH ACCESS TO LITERALLY TWICE AS MUCH PEOPLE IN ACTION DURRR

Gliblord

Looked at this thread when I saw Zeph had latest post

Nami

Today was my last day at my Dad's place. Tomorrow morning 6am I have to go back to my place. And I have to work for 6h just after a 9h train ride. fun fun fun.

Well, today I spend the day with my dad and friends of mine. Their little girl got so big already and she can WALK now. Kyaa, so cute. Sadly, she totally didn't remember me but something didn't change. She is still fascinated by my piercings, haha. Also another teeth is growing and she's in pain, poor little girl. Her daddy says she's a total bitch and comes totally after her mother :P hehe.

And now I will watch Robin Hood with Kevin Costner on tv. Get the sob story on, yooo!

Nia

The Ditto genocide continues.
DAMNIT why won't you little fuckers turn blue!!

Rogues' Gallery

Alright day, I guess.

Have a Mid-term Exam tomorrow on Virgina Woolf's A Room of One's Own, Poems by Mary Oliver, and Moral Disorder by Margaret Atwood.

KILLMEBEFORETOMORROW

Smudger

@Rogues':

Alright day, I guess.

Have a Mid-term Exam tomorrow on Virgina Woolf's A Room of One's Own, Poems by Mary Oliver, and Moral Disorder by Margaret Atwood.

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KILLMEBEFORETOMORROW

Virgina Woolf….

.....why did I google that?

Jazzy Jinx

Well, I quit my job.~

Came home, contemplated suicide, attempted suicide, chickened out and then ate some chicken nuggets… Heh, when I think about it, the chicken nuggets are oddly appropriate.

Anyways, shitty.

GypsyCarts

I was going to be all "HEY, I'M BACK. DID YOU FOOLS MISS ME?!"

But I kind of want to hug Kenny instead.

Mr M

Damn sorry to hear Kenny , I hope better times will come for you

Mastello

Sorry to hear that Kenny. But don't you dare give up on anything!!

I had the first day at my new school (high school for adults) today and it was pleasant enough. Only annoying thing was when during one lesson the teacher put us to work in groups, what I somewhat loathe because it's always so awkward. >_>

Anyway, I really need good grades now and I won't get them if I do anything else than study, so I've decided to use my laptop only for studying purposes from now on. I won't leave this place or anything, but from now on I'll only come here and IRC using by phone while studying simultaneously…

The Laughing Man

@Uncle:

Well, I quit my job.~

Came home, contemplated suicide, attempted suicide, chickened out and then ate some chicken nuggets… Heh, when I think about it, the chicken nuggets are oddly appropriate.

Anyways, shitty.

What… That's horrible to hear! Don't give up, Kenny.

Nami

Kenny, stop that bullshit! If I'm not allowed to kill myself then you are even less!

Today was weird. And looong and tiresome. And long and weird.
I want to cuddle.
And turn off my feelings. I'm way better than I was a week ago but there's still too much gone for me to actually feel awesome. But I'm fine.

Shuhan

You are an awesome guy Kenny, don't ever forget that.

Don't ever forget your friends, we are here for you buddy.

Jazzy Jinx

Uh… Thanks, everyone. >_>

Obviously, I'm not dead.

Flux

Pretty good so far, just god a moderator gig on one of my favourite forums.

Mr M

@Uncle:

Uh… Thanks, everyone. >_>

Obviously, I'm not dead.

It might be your ghost typing this

WarshipArc

@Uncle:

Well, I quit my job.~

Came home, contemplated suicide, attempted suicide, chickened out and then ate some chicken nuggets… Heh, when I think about it, the chicken nuggets are oddly appropriate.

Anyways, shitty.

Never a good feeling quitting your job, same thing happened to me about a month ago.
Regardless of how you might feel, just remember you had a damn good reason for quitting.

No Maam

I was waiting until it was definite before anouncing it but yes, I don't have to move.

I'm so fucking happy right now you have no idea. In fact, the very idea of not moving and paying what the landlord demanded was much cheaper. We were starting to move shit yesterday, not having a definite place to go to, risk losing our furniture and fridge etc. and then I added the numbers up in my head. Then came the part of asking my dad's mother, who was willing to pay for the move so we could be closer, but then today she said she didn't remember actualy offering anything per se, saying she thought we already had the money.

I also admit I deliberately sabotaged the move attempts by calling off the real estate agents, responding sort of harshly to one in an sms, and then making accounts to tell my parents the flats were already taken. My father is realy headstrong, and was absolutely set on the move, but only one of the appartments was cheaper and it needed reconstruction etc. And even when those people actualy called back, no one suspected anything, chalking it up to the fact most of the apartments were up for rent to several people.

So yeah.

:D

Nolus

@No:

I was waiting until it was definite before anouncing it but yes, I don't have to move.

I'm so fucking happy right now you have no idea. In fact, the very idea of not moving and paying what the landlord demanded was much cheaper. We were starting to move shit yesterday, not having a definite place to go to, risk losing our furniture and fridge etc. and then I added the numbers up in my head. Then came the part of asking my dad's mother, who was willing to pay for the move so we could be closer, but then today she said she didn't remember actualy offering anything per se, saying she thought we already had the money.

I also admit I deliberately sabotaged the move attempts by calling off the real estate agents, responding sort of harshly to one in an sms, and then making accounts to tell my parents the flats were already taken. My father is realy headstrong, and was absolutely set on the move, but only one of the appartments was cheaper and it needed reconstruction etc. And even when those people actualy called back, no one suspected anything, chalking it up to the fact most of the apartments were up for rent to several people.

So yeah.

:D

When I saw that huge smiley in your post, it brought a smile to my face as well:D
Good to hear things turned out to be alright!

No Maam

I have to find some kind of work though, any kind, and right now.

Still, it would have taken at least 14 days to get a technician to transfer my internet to the new place, and I would have missed everyone here so much :D

–- Update From New Post Merge ---

@Uncle:

Well, I quit my job.~

Came home, contemplated suicide, attempted suicide, chickened out and then ate some chicken nuggets… Heh, when I think about it, the chicken nuggets are oddly appropriate.

Anyways, shitty.

I was unable to say anything before, as I myself was feeling rather terrible bordering on apocalyptic, but now I just want to say: sorry to hear that. But hope you can find one real soon.

Shuhan

At the gym for a few more minutes then got work….

I will lose 25 pounds before the wedding, that's the goal

Rogues' Gallery

A New One Piece and Shingeki no Kyojin Chapter on the same day + I got home from school pretty early.

Today is a good day.

Elisabeth Heart

So today I was very much starving and midly bored. Seems I wasn't the only one.

17:33:47 trappy: Sakie and I are bored
17:33:52 trappy: let's tell bad ghost stories!
17:34:31 Huschel: Like everybody says one word at a time?
17:34:36 trappy: Sure

And so it began.
Written by BartArt, ElisaHeart, Huschel, Mette, Trappy, and Zona.

When my hunger becomes too unbearable I like to hunt in the banana forests and get high on monkeys. The danger, the being of flesh and blood is lurking looking at darkness above. The clowns' teeth were looking at my oranges which cried "rape me hard! Not!"
The strawberries smoothies took my shoelaces and hung themselves from a kitchen chandelier.
Everybody died.
Willingly, I turned around to behold the wonder of birth from the chasm beast of myth "Oh my! What magnificent toenails". Nicely enough the newborn stared befuddledly at me and I sneezed radioactive bananas into his soul. Suddenly the baby said shyly , "Will you marry my mother ?" I was bewildered but I said "Hell yeah. Why not?"
Three days later, I found myself in a chasm of joy because that is how I always wanted to bail my hay.
The clown's winked seductively and I turned around in shame, "What are you doing to me ? I never liked oranges anyway so go to suck on some smoothies please."Surprisingly, my pants disintegrated which was what discombobulating. Then a chasm looked at the sky above longingly for inspiration but couldn't find any. Meat was rare in fairy lands but spaghetti dough wasn't because water always flew in pairs like doves flapping like ghosts longing for cheese passion. Sadly it couldn't get any help with its erectile cheese waves because we are mentally disabled.
Henry Kissinger kissed trapped's llama on the phalange leader's

It pretty much ended there :)

GuetaMinute

@Shuhan:

At the gym for a few more minutes then got work….

I will lose 25 pounds before the wedding, that's the goal

Then I'd advice more than a few minutes. 30 minutes at least dude

GypsyCarts

Sony Tech Guy came today and fixed my laptop~ Vasco is back on! YEAH!

And, to make this day even BETTER, my Amazon order came too. Now Dr. Horrible, Treasure Planet and Tommy Boy have joined my movie shelf. AW, YEAH, SON.

MDL

@Shuhan:

I will lose 25 pounds before the wedding, that's the goal

Good luck! :)

@metteminne:

It might be your ghost typing this

Like, ZOINKS! D:

@Flux:

Pretty good so far, just god a moderator gig on one of my favourite forums.

Congrats!
It made my day when that happened to me a few years ago~

OT:
I've just arrived back at my great aunts house after saying my final farewells to my 2nd cousin and her family.
The flight back to England is tomorrow. God, i'm gonna miss these guys :(
I've had a great time though, and will be posting in the pic thread sometime tomorrow.

Sai-chan

I'm gonna try and buy Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Squee! soon~