Ned, I am a maiden.
APRIL FOOLS 2012- Bobarts, cats and hats
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Ned, I am a maiden.
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On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.
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Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
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Maybe the prank is a twisted system of word filters….
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Jesus is a raisin.
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Niagara, eh? I hear again!
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Rise to vote, sir.
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Nurse, I spy gypsies – run!
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Digimon~ Digital Monsters~ Digimon are the Champions~
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Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.
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What is going on in here…
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No "x" in "Nixon"!
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Red rum, sir, is murder.
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Stop! Murder us not tonsured rumpots!
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There are too many penguins eating lunch, shit!
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Swap god for a janitor; rot in a jar of dog paws.
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Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
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"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
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Oprah deified Harpo.
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Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
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Live not on evil.
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Draw O Caesar. Erase a coward.
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; ! , ?
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Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I – lo! -- rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!
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What have you done to the Beelzebub thread Rob!?
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Never odd or even
What have you done to the Beelzebub thread Rob!?
Now I see bees I won.
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Drab as a a fool, aloof as a bard.
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A man, a plan, a canal - Panama
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Senile felines.
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Evil did I dwell, lewd I did live.
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I want to be the very best, like no one ever was…
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To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause -
Poor Dan is in a droop.
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I'm at homebase.
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I will travel across the land
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Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod
EDIT: I hope I'm not the only one copying and pasting these.
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Obama's health care plan is a lie
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Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts.
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Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside -
@xasjjx:
I hope I'm not the only one copying and pasting these.
I was doing it too. I wish I knew more palindromes off the top of my head, though.
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Pokemon (gotta catch em all), it's you and me
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I know it's my destiny
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… Why did you say it :(
Oh well. goes off to find something else to do
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I can't post awesome pictures. Curse you mobile phones
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Did any of you hear about the surfer that was attacked in Australia? A shark bit his leg and pulled him into the water. It wouldn't let go of him. Then the guy started hitting it and after three minutes of fighting the shark it finally let go of his leg… and bit off his left arm. He was taken to a hospital and had to have his left leg amputated because it was so mangled. He's all right now.