Oh, I almost (sadily) forgot. Manos: the Hands of Fate.
The most corny/cheesy movie you ever saw
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"A Sound of Thunder"- Good idea with the whole screwing up the timeline thing, but Jesus. Shitty acting, terrible SFX, and a weak storyline (as well as reptile baboons) made this movie crap. It was cheesy as heck, and my friends and I laughed through the whole thing.
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Hmm, cheesy… I`d say Daredevil. I read a Daredevil comic once and liked it very much, the story was very similar to the script. Many things just went wrong with the film, like dialogue, casting and director out of Cheesyland. But I LOVE Kung Pow! French Aliens rule! Njä hä hää! It´s just so absurd that it got me and my boyfrieng laughing uncontrollably many, many times and that does not happen often. :happy:
Voi hemmetti, minulla taitaa olla kuumetta ku pää tuntuu älyttömältä. :urg:
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Speaking of Daredevil, Elecktra. I had NO idea where they were going with the plot and they practiclly rushed through everything. Especially near the end where that life sucking women tried to kill their target out of jealous. I was like, "where that come from?" And of course the whole bringing the girl back to life deal.
Van Helsing, yeah its chessy but its also a great tribute to B-Movies and I loved it for it.
Catwoman, need I say more?
Howard the Duck, surprised mention this yet.
The Count Yorga movies, defiently chessy vampire movie but also one of my favorites.
Wild Wild West: Being a fan of westerns and sci-fi I thought they did this one rather well (and yes, before anyone says anything, I saw the TV series). It was chessy but I don't think it deserved that public outlash it received.
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Zolar, if anyone remembers that lame TV movie.
And the Puppet Master movies. The sequels were kinda funny. Especially that one with the mini flame-thrower.
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I heard that Robin Williams' falling out with Disney had to do with them using his voice in merchandise and not paying him royalties. After Return of Jafar was successful, he came back to do Prince of Thieves, which was a flop.
I loved Return of Jafar.
I thought Chronicles of Narnia was REALLY damn cheesy. Like the giant animal war where no one died, and the main character's weapon had no blood on it even though he stabbed like a thousand guys. And the whole reenaction of The Passion with Jesus Lion…
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ELLA ENCHANTED!!!! Chezzy shit movie!
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Hercules in New York
Surf Ninjas
The Street Fighter
TNT Jackson
Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires
Tromeo & Juliet
I'm Dangerous Tonight
Jack Frost
Leprechaun films
Rabid Grannies
Redneck Zombies
Sleepaway Camp
Evil Laugh
Pieces
Slumber Party Massacre
Silent Night/ Deadly Night
Bad Taste
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Flesh Eatin' MothersAnd I could name countless more…
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I thought of one. This happens in movies sometimes i hate it (the maxtrix and just like heaven are some)
where the main character dies but the side character who he/she is in love with kisses the main character and they prop back to live. I hate that!
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The Mask 2.Was a total disgrace to the first one.And it was so damn stupid me and my cousin even sit through half the movie because of its lamenessness.
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I heard there was a movie called "Attack of the Killer tomatoes". I watched. I almost barfed it was so bad.
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Hostel was so lame, not that scary over hyped too the plot totally was lame and the ending was crap. Not sure if this counts
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Gee, where to start?
Uzumaki- Lamest Horror movie EVER. Bunch of people in a Japanese village go crazy after seeing a spiral. This time the main character actually DIES (Oops, spoiled it! Ha ha!)
Reefer madness- an actual propaganda film on the horrors of marijuana from 1936. One smoke of pot and you'll turn into a laughing-maniacal sex fiend! MWAHAHAHAHA!
The Fuccons- Mannequins that laugh every five seconds. It's a bigger parody of the American family than Leave It To Beaver. -
Gee, where to start?
Uzumaki- Lamest Horror movie EVER. Bunch of people in a Japanese village go crazy after seeing a spiral. This time the main character actually DIES (Oops, spoiled it! Ha ha!)
Reefer madness- an actual propaganda film on the horrors of marijuana from 1936. One smoke of pot and you'll turn into a laughing-maniacal sex fiend! MWAHAHAHAHA!
The Fuccons- Mannequins that laugh every five seconds. It's a bigger parody of the American family than Leave It To Beaver.How come I can't find the Fuccons in the IMDB website? :HUH:
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Wow, I never knew that this thread would be so… successful.:blink: Let's keep it running, guys.:biggrin:
Freddy's Dead- It wasn't even scary. More gross than that.:laugh: There was this funny part when Freddy was using a kid in a dream as a video game guy and the last boss was Freddy. I think that kid... well never mind.
The Grudge- Totally forgot what happened at the end. It was kind of weird whenever that little Asian kid pops out of nowhere and makes a cat sound, a person would freak out. XD
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the core was pretty lame.
watched it in Geo. like wtf was that movie? -_-;;
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within: I can't believe I sat through this! It was boring, and crappy.
The Mario Bros. movie was crappy, too. It was more like a bastardization of Mario.
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The Mario Bros. movie was crappy, too. It was more like a bastardization of Mario.
Can't believe I forgot about the SMBs movie
Continung on
Fist of The North Star (Live Adaptation)
House Of The Dead 2 (Haven't seen it but if the first movie was bad the second movie has to follow suit.)
X-Men 2: X United
Batman & Robin
Resident Evil Apolcalyspe
Blade 2/Trinity
Eventhough I liked it "Godzilla" (The one with Matthew Broderick)
Made for TV Movies
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I love my roomate and all but she gets some REALY bad movies-
Ghost World
My Own Private Idaho
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Reign in Darkness. I think that is currently #1 on our list of worst movie ever. My friends and I have a thing for watching bad movies.
There was also Lords of Wu-Tang and.. some other kung fu movie I can't think of the name. But these movies had the most ridiculous plots, like a guy stuck in a boulder (as in, he rolled around in it) being some great martial arts master. I remember him fighting the main character with like.. vines or something. What great training. I'm also not sure which movie was which, I may be getting plots mixed up, but at the beginning of one the main character's father basically made his heart explode on a bunch of guys so his son would have to take revenge on all those his blood was on. Literally, his dad just stood there and made his chest explode open on everyone.
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Mars Attack, that movie was sooo pointless IMO.
Reign of Fire.
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Mars Attack, that movie was sooo pointless IMO.
Reign of Fire.
Electra.Ohhh yeah. Let's not forget Mars Attack. Man it got so gross nearly at the end. I had a nightmare once about the martians invading my house when my family was watching the movie. The whole time, I was hiding in my room until one of the martians found me, then my nightmare was over whew.
MOVIE SPOILERThe part when the martians' brains were exploding and green slime was coming out of them. Man that was SO disturbing. >.<
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god how could i forget about the fuccons: worst show ever period.
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Attack of the Giant Bunnies, it was just so pointless.
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@Senshi:
The Mario Bros. movie was crappy, too. It was more like a bastardization of Mario.
Posting this to make fun of a cheesy movie; My cousin and I went to see the SMB movie when it came out in theaters. The first scene with Koopa, we couldn't stop laughing our asses off, cause there was a wad of green bubble gum stuck to the screen and it was right under Koopa's nose.
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Posting this to make fun of a cheesy movie; My cousin and I went to see the SMB movie when it came out in theaters. The first scene with Koopa, we couldn't stop laughing our asses off, cause there was a wad of green bubble gum stuck to the screen and it was right under Koopa's nose.
LOL. Yeah, and the guy who played as Bowser, I was like, "He looks nothing like him." And the guy who did the Goomba…:blink: he was a man. Goomba on the game isn't a human. What the heck? SMB really should have been redone. :sad:
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Anything by Uwe Boll. My roommate finds his movies amusingly bad, I just find them boring and tedious to sit through. The theater I work at bumped Memoirs of a Geisha to play 'BloodRayne' when it opened. I think we sold 6 tickets for it all weekend. That was just terrible, I will never understand what Ben Kingsley was doing in that movie.
Oh, and I love Beetlejuice, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was camp, it was supposed to be bad. As was Mars Attacks. And the Evil Dead movies (particularly 2) are among my favorites.
Also, pretty much any Sci-Fic Channel original movie, particularly 'Rottweiler'. That one didn't even make sense. Word to the wise: if you have a Terminator rip-off killer dog, trying to have crude artistic symbolism sloppily (and confusingly) spliced in with out-of-sequence storylines with it does not high art make. Oy.
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Any sci-fi bug movie lol like Locusts,Swarms, They Nest… thye are all pointless and exactly the same exept for what bugs are there xD They Nest was creepy cause it was about roaches ><
Though Aracnophobia is the only good sci-fi bug movie that was good
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I love cheesy movies. To me, they're movies that are so bad that they become entertaining because of it. When you laugh when you're not supposed to. One example of that kind of movie could be Bloodsport, Van Damme's first movie. You can't help but laugh at VD's facial expressions as he fights :D
Sometimes, they can be intentionaly cheesy, like Evil dead for instance. Especially the 3rd one. Or Shaolin soccer. A story about a washed up group of retired monks who regroup to form a soccer team to regain their dignity and win against an evil team owner cannot be taken seriously. It even got a musical number ! A great movie, BTW.
Other categories could include…
Pretentiously cheesy : Independence Day
Patriotic cheese : Delta Force movies
God like disasters : Batman & Robin -
batman & robin was just bad. everything was blah. i sat through the entire movie thinking what is wrong with the costumes - and acting? plot? and then i wonder why was i still watching the goddamn thing.
it snatched a few razzie awards, didn't it? ^^
catwoman was also bad in the exact same way.
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Some movies are meant to be cheesy, like Kung Pow. I LOVED that movie. And wasn't "The Fuccons" originally Oh! Mikey! or something like that…?
And in my list goes pretty much everything from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Man I loved that show. Anyone know if it's out on DVD?
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Attack of the Giant Bunnies, it was just so pointless.
Oh my god, someone beside myself remembers that movies. But for the movie I picked even though I love it, it's Cannon Ball Run. I mean come on this is the only you can see Sammy Davis Jr, and Dean Martian desguise as priests, and Dum Delusie as Captian Chaos. hehe
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I'm suprised nobody mention edHalloween 3 yet I really wonder what the hell the producers, the director , & the damn scriptwriter were thinking when they decided to make that movie.
Other Cheesy movies
The Tuxedo (probably mentioned this earlier but can't remember)
Men In Black II
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TMNT III was just TMNT 3. heheh.
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My sister and younger cousins forced me to sit through Herby Fully Loaded. I wanted to vomit, seriously…
It doesn't get much cornier than that..
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My sister and younger cousins forced me to sit through Herby Fully Loaded. I wanted to vomit, seriously…
It doesn't get much cornier than that..
That movie wasn't too bad, but it could have been better. Anyway, some more cheesy movies:
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: I never saw the whole thing. Just a second of it and the colors were pretty dull.:sad: In the preview, the storyline was just…:sleep: it just focuses on dueling. Not a YGO fan, but just thought I'd bring that up. Too bad that it was all made up by 4Kids.
Madagascar: It was funny and all, but there could have been more excitement and better plots. All the lion cared about was going home, going home. -_-'
Halloween H2o: Could have been a lot better. All Michael Meyers did was chase the kids around and killing them.
Jeepers Creepers: Can't judge yet, because the story isn't over, but all that monster ever did was go around scaring and eating people.
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it just focuses on dueling. Not a YGO fan, but just thought I'd bring that up. Too bad that it was all made up by 4Kids.
You do know that the dueling is a staple in the series much like the devil fruits are staples in One Piece (of course the dueling didn't come into play in the story until a bit later, at least in the manga.)
Halloween H2o: Could have been a lot better. All Michael Meyers did was chase the kids around and killing them.
That's just stereotypical horror movie for you.
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Don´t know if it counts as corny but one of the dumbest and most pointless movies I´ve seen was "Alone in the Dark". If I ever had a wtf moment in the cinema it was at the end of this movie.
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Ooh, ooh!
"Bubba Ho-tep".
XD.