@Monkey:
I don't think that's how things work.
Eh? How do they work? D:
@Monkey:
I don't think that's how things work.
Eh? How do they work? D:
Eh? How do they work? D:
I'm no expert but I believe it's the other way around. You're supposed to have his babies.
If that sounded sexist it's only because it is.
But no, it's really not.
In the next chapter of Naruto both Naruto and Sasuke discover that Ichigo died so they attempt to bring him back but in the process Naruto loses his left leg and Sasuke his entire body. Now they seek to bring back what was lost by joining the magic Guild 'Fairy Tail'. In here they meet the Shinigami Ryuk who tells them they have to defeat the Fire Lord before Sozin's Comet arrives and Fire Lord Bugs Bunny takes control of the Earth Kingdom. They go to defeat him but but before the final blow is struck, Bugs opens a portal in time and flings them into the future, where his evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
The title for such an amazing series could be: Fullmetal Death of The Last Bleached Samurai and Naruto the Looney Fairy.
Yo, look what I found.
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Hey guys, I've been wondering: did Danzo use to be a - sort of a - nice guy like the last chapter implied? I mean he was apparently cool with leaving Shisui alive, and only taking one of his eyes. "Thanks for your cooperation, the other one's on the house. Take a root beer and please, visit us again."
Also, it seems that none of the Uchiha noticed or cared that their greatest genjutsu master lost one of his eyes. Nice way to start a revolt, I guess.
Not even Shisui seemed to be too upset about it. He just casually mentions that the Root guys poked out one of his mangekyo eyes - btw, I'm curious who Shisui had to kill to get his magic pair of trollballs. Ah, so much fail.
And I'm a bit disappointed that no one seemed to notice the dramatic undertones and implications introduced by Kubo in this chapter. It's way better to get stabbed in the back - and grinning like the douche you'd like to be -, than getting backstabbed - and crying like the bitch you are.
Actually, another thing I find hilarious is pretty much how Rukia's smiling while stabbing Ichigo. I mean, in the first chapter, it was a big deal because even if you're getting Shinigami powers, you're still getting f**king stabbed through with a sword, but I guess it just goes along with the whole 'getting an arm lopped off' is like a scrape in Bleach now.
What I don't get is … wouldn't stabbing him take away her powers again if she's trying to give his powers back?
Or is she just some kind of battery charger now?
From memory it wasn't supposed to totally strip her powers the first time through.
Not sure whether that was a "ichigo has hidden depths" thing, or more of a "rukia is completely incompetent" deal.
@Monkey:
ahahahahaha, what the fuck is that.
Ninja High School. Comic from Antarctic Press. It ran for 20 years. I wrote it for 10 of them.
It was a book that reveled in parody at heart. (I wrote it more seriously than I should have a lot of the time. I also wrote Naruto as it should be.)
Sometimes the artist stayed a liiiittle too close to what was being parodied though, and I ended up not being able to use a character more than once. That was the Bleach/Deathnote/random Shinigami issue.
Issue 151 was Prince of Tennis crossed with a guy who wanted to be the best dish washer in the world.
I'm no expert but I believe it's the other way around. You're supposed to have his babies.
If that sounded sexist it's only because it is.
But no, it's really not.
So if I have his babies they won't be mine too? <.<
Yo, look what I found.
! http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp64/Gekko135/600billion_dicks.gif
ROFL That was Gekko's brilliant creation. Oh God I died when he made that.
@dirt:
What I don't get is … wouldn't stabbing him take away her powers again if she's trying to give his powers back?
Or is she just some kind of battery charger now?
She didnt stab him with her sword(look at her waist sword is still there),dont know where sword she is stabing with came from(isshin was holding previously).But i guess you can say the swords are batteries in a way.I have feeling the one who got powerless is isshin.
From memory it wasn't supposed to totally strip her powers the first time through.
Not sure whether that was a "ichigo has hidden depths" thing, or more of a "rukia is completely incompetent" deal.
So wait, I kind of forgot….was she completely without powers till the very end of SS ?
@No:
So wait, I kind of forgot….was she completely without powers till the very end of SS ?
Yes,after the "wishing stone" got removed her powers start coming back i think.
In the next chapter of Naruto both Naruto and Sasuke discover that Ichigo died so they attempt to bring him back but in the process Naruto loses his left leg and Sasuke his entire body. Now they seek to bring back what was lost by joining the magic Guild 'Fairy Tail'. In here they meet the Shinigami Ryuk who tells them they have to defeat the Fire Lord before Sozin's Comet arrives and Fire Lord Bugs Bunny takes control of the Earth Kingdom. They go to defeat him but but before the final blow is struck, Bugs opens a portal in time and flings them into the future, where his evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Best post 2011 here
I think the endings of both Naruto and Bleach will go something like this
I think the endings of both Naruto and Bleach will go something like this
Sounds about right.
This thread. Just wow.
Time for some cross-overs!
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oh god there are so many horrifying cross-overs, too. barfs at hinataXtoshiro
Okay those two images are kinda great not gonna lie.
It's not DragonBall X One Piece Cross Epoch, it's not One Piece X Toriko Cross Epoch, it's Naruto X Bleach Cross-not-Epoch.
@RobbyBevard:
Ninja High School. Comic from Antarctic Press. It ran for 20 years. I wrote it for 10 of them.
It was a book that reveled in parody at heart. (I wrote it more seriously than I should have a lot of the time. I also wrote Naruto as it should be.)
Sometimes the artist stayed a liiiittle too close to what was being parodied though, and I ended up not being able to use a character more than once. That was the Bleach/Deathnote/random Shinigami issue.
Issue 151 was Prince of Tennis crossed with a guy who wanted to be the best dish washer in the world.
I would be really interested in buying it, mostly for the pitch of "Naruto done right". Which issues/volumes were written by you?
What ever happened to Tobi's tank, fat naruto and the whole myriad of gifs that came with them?
So if I have his babies they won't be mine too? <.<
No? o_O
This thread. Just wow.
Time for some cross-overs!
! http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/309/b/3/_naruto_bleach_crossover__by_moni158-d2wqolu.png
! http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/257/f/4/_naruto_bleach_crossover___by_moni158-d2yp5is.png
oh god there are so many horrifying cross-overs, too. barfs at hinataXtoshiro
Holy shit! Madara vs. Aizen in rock, paper, scissors. I can't tell who's trolling who. Aizen could have caught Madara in an illusion with his Shikai or Madara could have caught Aizen in an illusion with his Sharingan. I'm so confused…
Is Rukia being a fangirl or is she putting a duck on Sasuke's shoulder?
If Arnold could have babies, anyone can.
If Arnold could have babies, anyone can.
Oh Lord the memories..
! ![](http://www.miserableretailslave.com/junior Baby Arnold.jpg)
shudders
@Sniper:
Is Rukia being a fangirl or is she putting a duck on Sasuke's shoulder?
Wait what? looks closer Duck? But no, Rukia's hands are both wrapped around Sasuke's arm. Though that begs the question of why any living creature would want to even come near a horrible person like Sasuke.
Also:
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Wait what? looks closer Duck? But no, Rukia's hands are both wrapped around Sasuke's arm. Though that begs the question of why any living creature would want to even come near a horrible person like Sasuke.
Also:
! http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/236/d/8/Bleachruto_the_Cosplay_by_KarolaKH.jpg
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Well I looked for Naruto and Bleach pictures and found male pregnancy ones. Fuck you deviantart.
Wait what? looks closer Duck? But no, Rukia's hands are both wrapped around Sasuke's arm. Though that begs the question of why any living creature would want to even come near a horrible person like Sasuke.
Also:
! http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/236/d/8/Bleachruto_the_Cosplay_by_KarolaKH.jpg
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You don't see the duck??
Wasn't there a comic one that compared similar Naruto and Bleach characters, I remember being really funny.
I meant "Duck?" as in "Why is there a duck on his shoulder?" Because seriously, that has nothing to do with either Bleach or Naruto, as far as I recall. But then again, neither does Aizen and Tobi/Madara wearing girly, pink aprons while baking cakes.
I meant "Duck?" as in "Why is there a duck on his shoulder?" Because seriously, that has nothing to do with either Bleach or Naruto, as far as I recall. But then again, neither does Aizen and Tobi/Madara wearing girly, pink aprons while baking cakes.
Actually that's the plot of the two manga's
The only things I like about Bleach are the art and a few of the characters: Chad, Kenpachi, The one really lax captain who actually dresses somewhat differently from the other captains (can't think of his name off the top of my head).
Other than that, Its really repetitive. Enemy appears, Ichigo fights enemy and loses, goes off to train and acquire a power stronger than previous, comes back and defeats enemy only to have another enemy show up and the cycle goes on
But hey, at least Kubo did something different by having Ichigo, out of paranoia, prepare for the next new enemy by accepting a new power that he wouldn't need in the first place if not for that new foe showing up
I have no thoughts on Naruto other than I stopped caring around the start of this war :/
@piratemarimo - Loving the Neuro Hattori avatar <3 8D
Sasuke just wants people to touch his duck.
Rock Lee and Guy should NOT be in those crossover pictures.
I don't think I ever wanted to Falcon Punch a character more than Ichigo.
That explains why Aizen was misunderstood. He didn't want to be normal, he just wanted to dress effeminately and pursue his dream of baking pastries in a little cake shop without being made the laughingstock of Soul Society. Alas, for it was not to be…
! http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/236/d/8/Bleachruto_the_Cosplay_by_KarolaKH.jpg
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Look at the arms on Ten Ten.
Bloody hell.
@metteminne:
Actually that's the plot of the two manga's
Yeah, we already see from the crow that with ninja magic, Sharingan eyes can be transplanted into animals, so this time a duck gets the Supreme Sharingan with ability of not just illusion and brainwashing, but outright reality-warping. Somewhere in the storyline, an Uchiha duck lands on Sasuke's shoulder and renders everyone under its sharingan, which not only controls their action but warps the reality to turn their universe to a similar but with much worse fate to befell them - that is, Shippuden.
Oh, and the duck is Kubo. He also moonlights as anti-hero vigilante The Baker, with his Pink Apron of Doom - and all this is just as planned by Aizen.
I don't think I ever wanted to Falcon Punch a character more than Ichigo.
Well there's Vince Vaun in one of the Jurrasic Park movies.
Ya know, where he steals all the bullets away from the people who help him and his friends get off the island so they won't be able to shoot down a T-Rex….even when it went in and started eating them.
But Ichigo comes at a close second.
That explains why Aizen was misunderstood. He didn't want to be normal, he just wanted to dress effeminately and pursue his dream of baking pastries in a little cake shop without being made the laughingstock of Soul Society. Alas, for it was not to be…
Man, I love how Kubo just pulled that motivation completely out of his ass, and didn't even bother to at least retroactively back it up. He would've been a lot better off sticking with ''sitting in God's empty seat'' or whatever it was that Aizen said during Soul Society.
Man, I love how Kubo just pulled that motivation completely out of his ass, and didn't even bother to at least retroactively back it up. He would've been a lot better off sticking with ''sitting in God's empty seat'' or whatever it was that Aizen said during Soul Society.
Out of his ass, just like pretty much everything else in Bleach. We actually know practically nothing about Aizen's past and are suddenly expected to believe that crock of nonsense. btw, congrats on your promotion, Crossword.
Crossword, you got promoted? Congrats.
You looked better in yellow dude.
Real men wear orange.
Thanks guys. I'll still be the same ol' Crossword, just with a higher quality mop.
@No:
Well there's Vince Vaun in one of the Jurrasic Park movies.
Ya know, where he steals all the bullets away from the people who help him and his friends get off the island so they won't be able to shoot down a T-Rex….even when it went in and started eating them.
But Ichigo comes at a close second.
I guess you're right how bout I just double Falcon Punch them at the same time?
I have to add my own congratulation to the mix man :D