! @Mr.333:
! > I'm watching Rio: Rainbow Gate right now, and I must say that I'm confused. The animation itself is excellent, but from what I understand, the premise is that a young dealer there, Rio, is a Mega-Idol called "The Goddess of Victory" because every day, the simple fact of her touching the costumers or being in the same room as them brings them immense jackpot winnings. (Apparently she does this by being one with the cards or some Yu-Gi-Oh like shit, except Yugi never dressed in a bridal outfit to do that) It's confusing because isn't the goal of a casino to earn millions by having the customers bet & lose millions? Casino's naturally stack/rigg the astronomical odds against the customers for a reason. So isn't she having the complete opposite effect on what the casino actually wants? And yet everyone's fine with everyone winning. Every time. I'm not a business major, but it's common knowledge that when to consistently lose far more then you gain, it's generally a bad thing.http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/7692/lolftx.jpg
SHE'S MAKING YOU LOSE MONEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE EVEN STAY IN BUSINESS?
And the 70's-style villain of the 1st episode turned out he wanted to kidnap the little girl's teddy-bear because he has a stuffed animal fetish because he misses his wife…awwww-WTF.
Seriously, the episode was:
Scene 1:
Grandpa: I'mma play at this Casino. Go wander by yourself in this large city where you could be kidnapped and forever kept as a drug mule by sex offenders.
Little Girl:Okay!~Scene 2: (Casino Lobby)
Little Girl: I'm bored.
Big-Titted Lady: Do you want to see something fun?
Little Girl: Okay!~
Big-Titted Lady: Then follow this weasel.
Little Girl: Okay!~Scene 3: (Casino Floor )
Little Girl: The weasel ran to you. You must be amazing!
Rio: Yes, I make people rich.
Little Girl: Okay!~
Grandpa: Ah, Rio, watch over her for me, I'mma play at this Casino.
Casino Owner: and wear this slutty outfit while you're at it.Enter Bad Guys
Mr.Shades: Rio, I challenge you to a Duel! If I win, I get that random little girl's random teddy-bear!
Rio: Why?
Mr.Shades: Because I'm lonely and miss my wife. Boom chicka wah wahScene 4: (Poker Table)
Rio enters wearing a bridal outfit
Mr.Shades: Why are you wearing that?
Rio: Because I have to marry the cards to be one with them.
Mr.Shades: I'll never let you get married to inanimate objects! I'll strip you naked!
Rio: Why?
Mr.Shades: Because I'm lonely and miss my wife. Boom chicka wah wahTrippy Card Shit Happens And He Loses
Mr.Shades: I Lost!~
Rio: Shoves his head into her breasts
Rio: It'll be Okay, just stop being a Freak.
Little Girl: Be my big sister!End Episode with the Weasel licking it's private part
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Amazing you summarized what went through my head while I watched this. Damn what a waste of good animation.