Ask The Dude Anything's REVENGE!!

Bobjr

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

GEPPETTOSMONSTER

How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

kmohyudin

If you HAD to (and have the authority to), which admin would you ban? Same question for moderators, which would you ban?

MiniLuffy

Why can't anyone else have a cool thread like this one?

Mr M

would you like to give your top 5 disney villians?

Cyan D. Funk

If it's okay to cry at a wedding, why is it taboo to laugh at a funeral?

Sea

Can you cry underwater?

Akumu

@Kitsune:

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

Nice Silence of the Lambs reference.

Dude, what sort of books do you like? Also, if you had to pick a favorite book, what would it be?

MiniLuffy

Oh, it must be fun answering a thousand questions at once.

The Dude

@Cyan:

If it's okay to cry at a wedding, why is it taboo to laugh at a funeral?

Because nobody usualy says anything funny at funerals.

@Sea:

Can you cry underwater?

Its possible.

@Kaze:

Were you appointed Administrator By Ocean or AfterShock?

Edit: My friend Robby wanted to know.
Also, Would you be willing to clear up the mystery as to how the staff chooses the users who become senior members/mods/admins.

AND, How much Cock did Urouge actually suck to get to his current position. Lets be honest here.

-Aftershock. I predate the forums.
-Usually mods are nominated by anyone who feels so and so would do a good job/seems to care enough about a particular section. Admins at this point, revolve around the free time someone has and their familiairty with the CP. Note: We don't need anymore admins so don't ask to be one or whatever.
-Probably a lot. He LOVES the cock.

@Cuddles:

poop

those aren't questions.

@MetaMario:

What's your favorite Straw Hat (if you have one)?

Franky (Brook is damn close. Zoro and Usopp are still up there though)

@Sick_Fool:

Who are the ten OP characters you're looking forward to seeing most after the timeskip?

1. Usopp
2. Franky
3. Luffy
4. Teach
5. Robin
6. Buggy
7. Jango
8. Smoker
9. Zoro
10. Shushu

@Joey:

What are your favorite types of video games?

Anything good. I used to love RPGs, but I don't have time for them anymore. I like Fighters too.

@Bobjr:

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Feng shui.

@GEPPETTOSMONSTER:

How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I answered this, search for it.

@kmohyudin:

If you HAD to (and have the authority to), which admin would you ban? Same question for moderators, which would you ban?

Brennen, cuz ya gotta haze the new guy. And Bedfart, because dutch ovens are no joke.

@MiniLuffy:

Why can't anyone else have a cool thread like this one?

Because I'm the coolest

@metteminne:

would you like to give your top 5 disney villians?

Gladly.
1. Captain Hook. My favorite for the sake of being my favorite.
2. Gaston. No one ______s like Gaston.
3. Jafar. Campy megalomaniac.
4. Ursula. Making a deal with her is like making a deal with Satan.
5. Hades. It's James fucking Woods.
Runner-up: Dr. Facilier
(Note: Frollo isn't on this list because I never saw HoND and Maleficant is missing because I literally haven't watched Sleeping Beauty since I was a kid)

The Dude

@puffin:

Uh.. what is your favorite color?

Green.

I could have thrown in a Holy Grail reference here btw

Cyan D. Funk

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?

Kitsune Inferno

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will we get One Piece spoilers two weeks early?

Don Quichotte De Flamingo

Who would you punch in the face?
(on this forum and in real life, when you would have the chance)

Mr M

monster , 20th century boys or pluto?

you know those mangas

Ekila

@The:

Anything good. I used to love RPGs, but I don't have time for them anymore. I like Fighters too.

Ah, I see. So, which fighting games do you like the most?

Kaze

No need to worry, I don't have any more time like I used to to be begging for and doing administrative things.

I just got a 2 dolla raise at my job with some extra hours tacked on so My plate is happily full.

Is ocean retired? I know he got hitched recently, and one usually has bigger problems then a forum, but will we see a return of him or??

Zach Logan

Can you do your best impersonation of Jason?

TakinawaTonfa

How long do think it'll be until 3D TVs catch on? Or alternatively, when people stop giving a rat's ass completely?

IrishLuigi

Why did you decide to abuse your admin powers? :D

Fire-Fist

why do sun rises in east?

taboo

Are we good pals y/n????

The Dude

@Cyan:

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?

they be fuckin, yo

@Kitsune:

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will we get One Piece spoilers two weeks early?

no

@Don:

Who would you punch in the face?
(on this forum and in real life, when you would have the chance)

I'm a lover, not a fighter. That reminds me, tell your mom thanks for last night. And for breakfast.

@metteminne:

monster , 20th century boys or pluto?
Pluto.

@Joey:

Ah, I see. So, which fighting games do you like the most?

Street Fighter series. Anything Capcom does really.

@Kaze:

Is ocean retired? I know he got hitched recently, and one usually has bigger problems then a forum, but will we see a return of him or??

As far as I know, ocean is gone for good in the administrative department

@Zach:

Can you do your best impersonation of Jason?

I already did, and it only cost me $20! Did I mention I just did an impersenation of Jason?

The Dude

@TakinawaTonfa:

How long do think it'll be until 3D TVs catch on? Or alternatively, when people stop giving a rat's ass completely?

a)Until people can easily afford HDtvs, or b)Never because it's retarded to need an extra set of glasses in order to watch something, plus if you already wear glasses who the fuck wants to wear an extra set? Retarded. I hope James Cameron chokes on 5 dicks.

@IrishLuigi:

Why did you decide to abuse your admin powers? :D

The answer is simple, really. Because I can.

@Fire-Fist:

why do sun rises in east?

Because that's where Japan is. Apparently, they invented the sun. Or so I'm told.

@taboo:

Are we good pals y/n????

y <3

No Maam

Which member of the Giant Squad you think is the most awesome ?

Don Quichotte De Flamingo

@The:

I'm a lover, not a fighter. That reminds me, tell your mom thanks for last night. And for breakfast.

Cant you do that on your own ? Last time you said i should smack her on her bottom and give her 20$…that was weird enough. Cant you just lay down a bit the role play with her, Dad?:getlost:

Mr M

can i ask multiple questions in this thread?whatever i will do it either way

what do you think off the people in my signature?

did you ever heard of me before i came to this thread?

why does everybody think that near is smarter than L?

Chrissie

@The:

I'm a lover, not a fighter. That reminds me, tell your mom thanks for last night. And for breakfast.

spits out her water Wait what?

@Don:

Cant you do that on your own ? Last time you said i should smack her on her bottom and give her 20$…that was weird enough. Cant you just lay down a bit the role play with her, Dad?:getlost:

S-son…Please tell me he is talking about another mother of yours...D: And if not, where are my 20 bucks kid?

Captain Hypersock

Have you finished those errands?

Kaze

Since there's no donations like other forums have, who keeps the site up and running??

Would you ever think about opening up a donation link for the sigt in the future? (( Although I'm sort of proud that I post on an anime forums that doesn't require or ask/beg for donations. But this is also the only site that I'd be willing to donate to. lol))

Furnace Sparks

Dude, when will Kubo kill Aizen?

!

Don Quichotte De Flamingo

@Chrissie:

spits out her water Wait what?

S-son…Please tell me he is talking about another mother of yours...D: And if not, where are my 20 bucks kid?

Why do you always have to pull me in those things:sad:
I don`t want to know more about it than i already do^^

Ehhm the 20 bucks..those are..
runs away

Kitsune Inferno

Would you promote me to Admin for five dollars? :ninja:

Cyan D. Funk

Who would win in a fight: Nikola Tesla or Mark Twain?

kmohyudin

Would you donate an eye to your favorite fictional character if s/he was real… and you know... was begging you for an eye for whatever reason??

If you did indeed donate an eye, do you think you would look cool in an eye-patch?

Mugiwara_no_Ice

What did you do to deserve being called "The" Dude?

Zyordius

If you could murder any one person and get away with it, who would it be,why and how would you do it?

Smudger

Why did aftershock leave, and how did you guys manage to gain control of the original site after?

Will you ever be tempted to pull off another 'Griffin' level of prank?

Jumping Josh

What is the meaning of life?

bartholemew kuma

do you read most of the posts here on apforums

Lucky777

Does Rosetta Stone really work? Because I'd like to learn another language. >:T

iPenguin

Do you like penguins?

The Dude

@No:

Which member of the Giant Squad you think is the most awesome ?

They're all fodder characters so I have no real opinion on them

@metteminne:

can i ask multiple questions in this thread?whatever i will do it either way

what do you think off the people in my signature?

did you ever heard of me before i came to this thread?

why does everybody think that near is smarter than L?

-they're cool
-No
-I don't know what that means
You're not allowed to ask multiple questions anymore

@Captain:

Have you finished those errands?

yes

@Kaze:

Since there's no donations like other forums have, who keeps the site up and running??

Would you ever think about opening up a donation link for the sigt in the future? (( Although I'm sort of proud that I post on an anime forums that doesn't require or ask/beg for donations. But this is also the only site that I'd be willing to donate to. lol))

We'll keep that in mind. I think ocean still pays for the forum actually. Despite her inactivity she still cares about the community

@Furnace:

Dude, when will Kubo kill Aizen?

when pigs fly

@Kitsune:

Would you promote me to Admin for five dollars? :ninja:

who the fuck are you

The Dude

@Cyan:

Who would win in a fight: Nikola Tesla or Mark Twain?

Mark Twain

@kmohyudin:

**Would you donate an eye to your favorite fictional character if s/he was real… and you know... was begging you for an eye for whatever reason??

If you did indeed donate an eye, do you think you would look cool in an eye-patch?**

I bolded this post so everyone can read it

@Mugiwara_no_Ice:

What did you do to deserve being called "The" Dude?

I was born. Duh.

@Zyordius:

If you could murder any one person and get away with it, who would it be,why and how would you do it?

You. With the lead pipe, in the study.

@Zender:

Why did aftershock leave, and how did you guys manage to gain control of the original site after?

Will you ever be tempted to pull off another 'Griffin' level of prank?

-Aftershock just kind of left, and nobody heard from him afterwards. Nobody could get in contact with him or anything. I think the forums were established after he left though, so it was easy to carry on without him.
-Probably not, because everyone always expects something these days. Besides, the Griffin Prank was nowhere near as good as DRAGON ZONE

The Dude

@Jumping:

What is the meaning of life?

Get rich, fuck bitches

@bartholemew:

do you read most of the posts here on apforums

Hahahahaha no

@Lucky777:

Does Rosetta Stone really work? Because I'd like to learn another language. >:T

A Little Green Rosetta

@iPenguin:

Do you like penguins?

Yes. Yes I do.

Sea

This post is deleted!

Cyan D. Funk

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

Sea

What do sheep count when they want get to sleep?

Fire-Fist

how many times has this thread been locked/unlocked.

how many times has this thread been renamed

sufjan

@bartholemew:

do you read most of the posts here on apforums

do you think this guy is serious?