When you have special powers, your clothes adapt to them as well.
What I learned from One Piece
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That cola is the new power source.
That one should never use more than the directed amount of medication (i.e: Chopper) -
Reindeers can talk to me.
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blue nose reindeers are very adept at medicine
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that reindeers don't know how to hide and spy on people
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The fastest cure to a broken bone is to drink a glass of milk.
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bandages+food+sleep heals everything.
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that if you take a shark's teeth and use it against them it should theoretically work
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you can only trust the log pose and not a bunch of clouds.
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living Skeletons do in fact poop
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reading books leads to the destruction of your hometown…or island in some cases.
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That falling down a flight of stairs can kill you, but a bomb cannot.
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you should never accept an apple from anyone especially if the guy looks sick to begin with
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Do not open random barrels sitting in the middle of the ocean.
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@'[question:
;1483008']you should never accept an apple from anyone especially if the guy looks sick to begin with
You needed One Piece to learn this?
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Don't swim after eating a fruit. You'll drown.
Old men can throw huge-ass cannonballs at you if you show disrespect towards them.
Humans actually have more than 5 liters of blood in their body. 'Bout 20 or so. :ninja:
Don't offend a clown's nose.
Drunk red-heads can actually be hot.
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You needed One Piece to learn this?
of course, don't you know that free stuff is the best
i learned that drinking ample amount of alcohol can actually lead to longevity
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I learned that before Akainu took out Ace, Peter Griffin was the natural predator of the One Piece world.
Peter: Hey, remember that time we were squashed by a huge rock?
<past>Strawhats and Peter are crushed
Peter: That was fun…guys?
Strawhats are still crushed/deadI also learned that no matter what the situation, your problems could eventually be traced back to a few old white guys. Even in manga.</past>
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That whatever other people say, no one can tell you want you can and can´t do.
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Join the FBI and you too can learn magic kung-fu!
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I learned that to be successful in life you must have a hat, a moustache or a beard.
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If you know a pirate crew or a single member of that crew, people will want you to join that crew, no exceptions.
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-That carnivorous giraffes does exist.
-Any occupation can be used as martial art.
-Snails, bugs, (little) birds and koalas are dangerous. -
That it's much easier than I thought to have a sex change.
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That no matter how you might shrink or grow, your clothes will always fit perfectly.
And strawhats never take any kind of permanent damage. -
never give up even if the situation gets hopeless
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-i learned that there are good pirates in the world
-i learned how to make tea in the correct way
-i learned how to kill people with no evidence left -
You can still walk after amputating your legs
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You can wear shorts and flip-flops in the freezing cold and not get frost bite
but only if wearing pants and close-toed shoes goes against your police. -
You can still walk after decapitating your legs
and replace them with swordsAhah, decapitating legs xD
Amputating, you mean - decapitating is cutting heads off, specifically.Godzilla is not as big a phenomenon as we previously thought it to be - the legend probably stems from a string of Sea King sightings.
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Let´s see, What I´ve learned from ONE PIECE…
That real men do it with a "DON!".
To never, ever trust a guy with a talking pigeon on his shoulder.
That either Darwin´s theory of evolution is incorrect or that in the near future snails will evolve and be able to emit and recive radio waves, thus enabling the creation of a phone-like machine employing the aforementioned concept.
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i learned that Cactus Jack/Mick Foley/Mankind got skinny and weak and ditched Mr. Sock for an elephant that changes into a sword
that if you have to really, really, REALLY kill someone, a big a$$ bomb, water sapping sand, giant sea creatures, poison, lasers/beams of light that can take out a giant mangrove, cannons and cannon balls (especially giant ones thrown by old people), frostbite/hypothermia, being beautiful, deadly parasite, gravity defying waterfall, a thick slab of bedrock, a storm of punches, bullets, giant geyser-style shooting water, pirates, marines, warlords, blades, super ninja skills, spikes, shells, men on flying fish, merfolk, fishmen, world controlling political powers, world destroying powers bestowed upon by nasty tasting fruits (which in nature you should avoid since you can die), prison, and Buddha will NOT, I repeat, NOT work….DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME......
.....THE ONLY EFFECTIVE METHOD IS FLASHBACKS!!!!
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Ahah, decapitating legs xD
Amputating, you mean - decapitating is cutting heads off, specifically.
.aw man someone kill please for that =( Parties are awesome, espacialy with luffy around.
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I learned that if I see a zombie all I have to do is make him swallow salt
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Or shove him back into the ground.
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Or shove him back into the ground.
That part with Luffy still makes me laugh every time I see it.
I've also learned that beating someone with your fists is really just an expression of love.
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A fruit's consumption can allow you to alter the laws of physics, biology, and nature.
Tim Curry can change your gender and wink you into submission.
Bandages heal everything.
Joey Jordison can turn into a scarecrow, Eminem can shoot lightening bolts, Dean Martin can kick you at the speed of light, Marlon Brando is a walking fortress with a sweet hat, Jim Carrey is a cyborg, and Michael Jackson has heart-shaped eyes.
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Oh yeah, I forgot one. It was an important one.
I learned, that no matter how cold it is, you can always make a snowman if there just is enough snow. Without using any water. -
Oh yeah, I forgot one. It was an important one.
I learned, that no matter how cold it is, you can always make a snowman if there just is enough snow. Without using any water.What, you use water to make a snowman?:wassat:
Some more:
-The pirate flag is more important, than memories. (According to the filler episodes)Also I learn that (according to the OP-fans) guys must be gay, who:
-respect another guy.
-has shiny hair or unusual hairstyle.
-has sense of fashion
-met with another guy -even if it's happens only once in his/their life. (Why is there lots of Moria-Kuma pairings???:blink:)
-never met another guy -but the fans put them together too much as a pair.
-don't have girlfriend
-have a girlfriend
-have more than one girlfriends
-fight with another guy (they must be both gay, and actually LOVE each other)
-are brothers (YIKES! I've found a lot Luffy-Ace fanworks:blink:)
-save, or try to save another guy… or even a girl...
-appear in the manga/ anime with another guy.(Law-Kid. Hmmm)
-become friend with another guy.
-works at the same place
-best friends -
If you have something you want to protect, you are a good guy…
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Guns don't kill people. Flashbacks kill people.
And fists of lava from behind.
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What, you use water to make a snowman?:wassat:
You see, you can easily make a snowman when the temperature is around +1- -3, but colder than that it's harder/impossible to make. If you still wanna make a snowman when it's really cold, you have to put a little bit of water to the snow for it to get "sticky". Or somehow just heat up the snow a little bit (using water is kinda…hard because it freezes...).
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TELEVISA IS THE WORST NETWORK IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION:
Yes its relevant.Dont ask.
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Bears are not godless killing machines. They're godless pushing machines.
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@Cyan:
Bears are not godless killing machines. They're godless pushing machines.
The Bible in the hands of Kuma disagrees…
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That thing seems more like an atlas than holy scripture.
Oh yeah, reindeer are competent doctors.
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I've also learned that beating someone with your fists is really just an expression of love.
What your parents never told you this before
i learned that bombs can't kill people
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You can make people beautiful by kicking them in the face.
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What your parents never told you this before
I always got the 'it's going to hurt me more than it hurts you' line.
Even if you're close to death from getting run over by a seatrain, if you have enough scrap metal lying around you can build yourself into a cyborg.