@Kairouseki:
By the way. I'm watching an episode of Masters of Horror (look it up, it's awesome. They even have an episode based off Lovecraft's story Dreams in the Witch House) called "The Dance of Death" and the 2 main characters of the episode look an awful lot like Jacob and Bella from Twilight. No kidding.
Lol, I saw that episode–good stuff. I love that series. I'm still trying to recover from "Imprint", though.
@robbybedfart:
Speaking of awesome fights…
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That reminds me so much of drunk lee.
Shorter than all the ones here and kind of… pervy but I always liked this scene
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That reminds me so much of drunk lee.
It should. Jackie Chan created the drunken fist style.
Its designed to be showy, unpredictable and fun to watch, but its not all that good for actual combat.
(Okay, thats an exageration. He didn't create it. But he popularized it and pioneered a lot of the moves.)
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I've only seen the first two episodes of the Hellsing OVA, so I haven't seen that fight.
I should really buy the DVD, I love the series. I saw the first series (the 13 episode one with the crummy ending) and loved majority of it. The OVA looks so much more badass.
I'm speechless .
Yep. That's Hellsing.
the drunken master 2 final fight is one of my top 10 fights of all time. I really like the depth of the style from the original DM, but DM2 had such amazing choreography!
but did someone say best fight?
Police(glass) story: Final Mall fight
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Wheels on Meals: Vs Benny "the jet"
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Dragons Forever: End fight (most of it)
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Pedicab Driver: End fight
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oh… and stuntmen fucking kick ass
@robbybedfart:
It should. Jackie Chan created the drunken fist style.
Its designed to be showy, unpredictable and fun to watch, but its not all that good for actual combat.
(Okay, thats an exageration. He didn't create it. But he popularized it and pioneered a lot of the moves.)
I was about to say. … Uhh, no he didn't. xD
Maybe the first ever drunk person created the drunken fist style.
Speaking of awesome fights…
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Alright! You got a lot of guts Oscar!
Anyways, yeah I love Jackie Chan fights and stunts, truly one of the best if not best. Too bad his newer movies suck but probably since he is getting too old.
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Alright! You got a lot of guts Oscar!Anyways, yeah I love Jackie Chan fights and stunts, truly one of the best if not best. Too bad his newer movies suck but probably since he is getting too old.
I've seen this clip before. The only thing I keep thinking of over and over again in my head is: how is this guy not falling down or why isn't his wound not bleeding profusely? But than I remember that it's a movie.
anyways the latest chapter was once again…..yeah. Izanagi :getlost:
@robbybedfart:
It should. Jackie Chan created the drunken fist style.
Its designed to be showy, unpredictable and fun to watch, but its not all that good for actual combat.
(Okay, thats an exageration. He didn't create it. But he popularized it and pioneered a lot of the moves.)
That's just plain wrong, being drunken during combat gives you the nothing-matters-attitude which makes you focus on the fight more actually and it makes you impervious to pain. So when your opponent is exhausted from hitting and not hitting you, you have an easy fight 
I would have added a video of Homer boxing bums, but there is non…
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That's just plain wrong, being drunken during combat gives you the nothing-matters-attitude which makes you focus on the fight more actually and it makes you impervious to pain. So when your opponent is exhausted from hitting and not hitting you, you have an easy fight
The postures are created by momentum and weight of the body, and imitation is generally through staggering and certain type of fluidity in the movements. It is considered to be among the more difficult wushu styles to learn due to the need for powerful joints and fingers.
While in fiction, practitioners of Zui Quan are often portrayed as being actually intoxicated, Zui Quan techniques are highly acrobatic and skilled and require a great degree of balance and coordination, such that any person attempting to perform any Zui Quan techniques while intoxicated would be likely to injure themselves.
So yeah… getting ACTUALLY drunk is a movie only thing, not a legitimate part of the style.
@robbybedfart:
The postures are created by momentum and weight of the body, and imitation is generally through staggering and certain type of fluidity in the movements. It is considered to be among the more difficult wushu styles to learn due to the need for powerful joints and fingers.
While in fiction, practitioners of Zui Quan are often portrayed as being actually intoxicated, Zui Quan techniques are highly acrobatic and skilled and require a great degree of balance and coordination, such that any person attempting to perform any Zui Quan techniques while intoxicated would be likely to injure themselves.
So yeah… getting ACTUALLY drunk is a movie only thing, not a legitimate part of the style.
You take my post for serious?! I'm always surprised how convincing my bulltalk is…
Fact is, when you are drunk in combat in reality, you pretty much knock yourself out by simply moving to much and getting dizzy... you don't even need an opponent, really.
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The thing is about Jackie Chan movies, they could have the dumbest, suckiest plot ever and you'd still leave a theater satisfied. I mean look at "Who am I" which Jackie himself directed. Lame plot but the fights were all awesome especially the finale against two master fighters.
One of the greatest films, aside from his very first films and the later U.S. productions Rush Hour Series and Shanghai Noon/Knights,
is Armour of God II: Operation Condor. That film had everything!
While we're on the topic of great movies, One Piece I'mma let you fish but The Shawshank Redemption had one of the greatest prison breaks of all time.
I'm surprised nobody put this in.
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the drunken master 2 final fight is one of my top 10 fights of all time. I really like the depth of the style from the original DM, but DM2 had such amazing choreography!
but did someone say best fight?
Police(glass) story: Final Mall fight
Wheels on Meals: Vs Benny "the jet"
Dragons Forever: End fight (most of it)
Pedicab Driver: End fight
oh… and stuntmen fucking kick ass
Awesome taste. Seen most of those, takes me back…Now I gotta go find some other awesome fights. Your also totally right about the stuntmen, that's what helps make it all look better, men willing to get kicked in the face and thrown 15 feet.
@Thousand:
The thing is about Jackie Chan movies, they could have the dumbest, suckiest plot ever and you'd still leave a theater satisfied. I mean look at "Who am I" which Jackie himself directed. Lame plot but the fights were all awesome especially the finale against two master fighters.
That was indeed sweet, the guy with the "rubber" legs was my favorite. That's what I like about kung-fu movies, the plot can suck but man the fights are so good i don't even care.
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While we're on the topic of great movies, One Piece I'mma let you fish but The Shawshank Redemption had one of the greatest prison breaks of all time.
lol, you are correct sir.
This is a good fighting scene..
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another one ridiculous..
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I just remembered ths awesome pirate video.
epic fights…. hmmm i just can't resist
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EDIT: i know i'm an ass but i just had to how about this when the series was still fucking awesome
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plus good music does this make up for it
Member of Beelzebub is Freakin' Awesome Group
what I'm catching up on currently: Gintama, lone wolf & cub, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, and lost in poem (by our very own AP member GEPPETTOSMONSTER)
@y2kyle89: The scene reminds me of the last part of this:
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Riki-Oh is indeed an awesome movie. I watched it with subs though but I've seen that clip before. I've been meaning to watch Equilibrium too, is it any good?
Equilibrium has many flaws, it isn't the worst movie ever though. I watched and enjoyed it but don't expect something grandious.
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I looked at metacritics:
http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/equilibrium
Pretty huge gap between user scores and critic reviews.
equilibrium huh?
I am now inclined to post a scene from Hard Boiled
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I've been meaning to watch Equilibrium too, is it any good?
Depends on your taste. I thought it was meh. The end fight is a bunch of slapping, which is really funny but a lame fight. The gun play can be looked at as arm flailing or as precise training on human predictability. Some will tell you it's good others will say it's crap, see for yourself.
equilibrium huh?
I am now inclined to post a scene from Hard Boiled
Damn it, now I have to post one because jesus fucking christ is that a bad-ass movie!
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I got a question, too. Don't ask why but I need a reason for a stranger to be invited into someone's house.
@Kairouseki:
I got a question, too. Don't ask why but I need a reason for a stranger to be invited into someone's house.
Need more info, how do you know the person in the house and what is the stranger to you?
They're both complete strangers to each other.
Edit: Also, found this.
@Kairouseki:
They're both complete strangers to each other.
Edit: Also, found this.
Yea, but are you friends with both people? Also for that game,lol, hit space bar a bunch and throw-up:sick:
I said don't ask 
. It's for a story.
Ah, that changes everything, i thought you were talking about real life. Mmm, sorry, i would need to know more about the story and characters, good luck though.
Yea, but are you friends with both people? Also for that game,lol, hit space bar a bunch and throw-up:sick:
Nice to play tetris after so long time, such a great game, got 2215 points and reached level 03 but then I started to feel weird.
I was just playing a competitive version for Wii against my friend recently, I hadn't played in a really long time but man did the instincts take over after a few matches and boom, i was back
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Something really weird just happened to me. I started writing my story, calling it Night of the Hunter. But then I was just flipping through the guide on my TV and there was a movie called Night of the Hunter :blink: . I hate making up titles.
@Kairouseki:
Something really weird just happened to me. I started writing my story, calling it Night of the Hunter. But then I was just flipping through the guide on my TV and there was a movie called Night of the Hunter :blink: . I hate making up titles.
Did you die a little inside? :sad:
@Kairouseki:
Something really weird just happened to me. I started writing my story, calling it Night of the Hunter. But then I was just flipping through the guide on my TV and there was a movie called Night of the Hunter :blink: . I hate making up titles.
hah!! I beat you!! wrote it! directed it! and produced it!!
Got it on TV in the time it took me to do all that after I was watching you write your story from your bedroom window!!! :ninja:
@Kairouseki:
Something really weird just happened to me. I started writing my story, calling it Night of the Hunter. But then I was just flipping through the guide on my TV and there was a movie called Night of the Hunter :blink: . I hate making up titles.
You hadn't heard of that movie? Well, I guess the title doesn't get as much recognition, but you may recognize it as the source of the 'love' and 'hate' knuckles.
Yeah, I had never heard of that movie before. I recognize the love and hate knuckles though.
So has anyone read the new Naruto chapter yet? I thought it was, well I can see why people go off topic about the manga here… Die Danzou. I woudln't mind Sasuke getting killed off too, he doesn't really have any purpose left.
@Friend:
So has anyone read the new Naruto chapter yet? I thought it was, well I can see why people go off topic about the manga here… Die Danzou. I woudln't mind Sasuke getting killed off too, he doesn't really have any purpose left.
you're a bit late on the discussion.
^doesn't mean he can't discuss it if he wants too
I read it… but I honestly don't have too much to say
I'll have more of an opinion when the fight comes to a finish.
Late on the discussion? Why I thought this was a Naruto thread? Sarcastic post title aside, I would of thought it had something to do with Naruto :p I hope Kishi is building up Sasuke to smash him down at some point, I really am sick to death of the sharingan, Kakashi excluded.
Although to be honest I'm glad I've had Phoenix Wright to save me from mediocrity. Godot has just appeared in the courtroom! Well I have had awesomeness of HxH and OP too but let's not kill ourselves with too much awesomeness in one paragraph eh? XD
@Friend:
I hope Kishi is building up Sasuke to smash him down at some point, I really am sick to death of the sharingan, Kakashi excluded.
Rest assured it is pretty much 100% guaranteed that Naruto will beat Sasuke in their final fight. Naruto is main charecter and this is mainstream shounen comic directed for younger audience.
Sasuke utilizes power of hatred,revenge and darkness while Naruto utilizes 'make love not war' ideology. If Sasuke could win it would signal wrong message to the youth.
Only real question is what happens to Sasuke after he gets beated, does he die or does Naruto use his infamous Talk-no-jutsu to destroy any intresting charesteric of his victim and rendering him to his eternal bitch.
Though Sasuke dont really have any charecter to destroy.
Only real question is what happens to Sasuke after he gets beated, does he die or does Naruto use his infamous Talk-no-jutsu to destroy any intresting charesteric of his victim and rendering him to his eternal bitch.
Though Sasuke dont really have any charecter to destroy.
More like jesus no jutsu
IDIOTS!!!!!! Naruto won't beat sasuke, Rock Lee will god can't believe you guys haven't realized this
Everyone go register on NF. Me, Airflow, IrishLuigi, and Kuminator are having some fun with the members there 
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Uh…..funny screencaps please?
you know i'm really suprised no one has an amv for one piece with only the good die young
