You show me an opponent capable of blowing up galaxies ACCIDENTALLY, like Goku fought MID-CAREER, then we have a fight. Otherwise, versus threads are silly, and they turns into nonsense like this, which I did back and forth with one of my friends years ago.
Guts vs. Everyone. Beware, its long. And stupid.
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Friend: Guts vs Legolas… both unstoppable but in very different ways
RobbyBevard: Guts. Legolas can slam 80 or 90 arrows into him, and dodge all day, but Guts still won't stop.
Friend: Legolas took down the Oliphaunt ;)
RobbyBevard: Guts could do the same thing without the fancy jumping.
Friend: but perhaps Guts vs Prologue Sauron would be more interesting... but would probably have to give it to the Dark Lord
Friend: heh
RobbyBevard: Naw. Guts would take down the dark lord as part of a subquest to take on Griffith, then try to use the ring to become stronger and take on Griffith, only to become a demon himself. Or something.
In pretty much any scenario, I give it to Guts.
Friend: Sauron is like a fallen angel... sorry, but I don't think so.
RobbyBevard: Guts has ttaken on gods and lived already. Besides, mortals were able to take on Sauron before.
Friend: very lucky shot though, but Sauron's power rests mostly in control
Friend: humans were a lot more powerful on a spiritual level back them, it was about the strength of the blood of Numenor
RobbyBevard: nods Regardless, I give any situation to Guts because he just refuses to die or suffer because of ods.
ANd Guts is equal to more than 100 men and is the son of Zodd and thus part demon.
Friend: LOL
Friend: Sauron's mace could also probably shatter Guts' sword... it did shatter Narsil
Friend: he refuses to die, but Sauron is out of his league
RobbyBevard: So's Griffith at this point. Guts is still gonna kill him tho.
Friend: he hasn't yet
RobbyBevard: He's going to. Eventually.
Friend: and the Witch-King wins simply cause no man can kill him ;)
RobbyBevard: Heh. Stalemate.
Friend: yeah
RobbyBevard: Regardless, I'm gonna side with Guts in any fanboy discussion versus argument, just cause. Even if it is ludicrous.
Friend: Guts vs SS Goku!
Friend: Guts ve Galvatron!
RobbyBevard: "Yeah, sure Goku can crack the universe, but Guts won't die and Goku can still be cut by things! And Goku's been killed at least three times!"
"He's a really big target that doesn't even regenerate demon style!"
Friend: LOL
he's 40 feet tall, powered by Unicron and has a "destroy the planet Jupiter" setting on his cannon
RobbyBevard: 40 feet? An even bigger target than I thought! After an intial defeat, Guts will go to Rickets and have him blacksmith his arm cannon to be even stronger, and then he'll go blaster to blaster! Besides, Galvatron was beaten by Hot Rod of all people!
Friend: nah, he was beaten by Rodimus Prime after an initial Matrix boost, after that Galvatron was more powerful again
RobbyBevard: "Well, he's a transformer! They can't kill people because they're an 80's cartoon!"
Friend: Two Words: Simon Furman. One more word: Comics
RobbyBevard: Heh.
RobbyBevard: thinks
Friend: in the UK comics, it took a rip in the space time continuum to kill him
Friend: and that's after he was beating the collective asses of both factions single handeldly
RobbyBevard: "Guts would use his sword as a big shield to absorb the first blast from Galvatron's gun as he dodges aside, then stabs Galvatron in the kneecap before he knows what's happening!"
Heh, indeed. TO be fair, I'm being stupidly silly. I said Guts could beat SS Goku after all.
Friend: in one future time line, he killed Rodimus and crucified him between the smashed Twin Towers
RobbyBevard: Ow
Friend: yeah
Friend: alternate timeline, Unicron destroyed Cybertron and Galvatron conquered Earth
RobbyBevard: Good for them
Friend: yeah
RobbyBevard: And it as that point that from the wreckage, Guts arises from a time warp and takes them out thru sheer determination!
Friend: heh
RobbyBevard: BTW, did you see Justice League tonight?
Friend: Guts vs... Superman!
Friend: nope, missed it
Friend: Pre-Crisis Superman!
RobbyBevard: I already had him beat Goku. Of course, Goku is vulnerable to sharp things...
Nuts. I was gonna make the argument that if Doomsday could kill him through sheer unwillingness to die... But Pre crisis?
Friend: heh heh heh heh heh
Friend: I gotcha
RobbyBevard: Well, Pre Crises Superman was an evil asshole, so Guts would win due to sheer Good vs. Evil rules in the DC universe.
Friend: yeah
Friend: Guts vs Coop and MEGAS
Friend: wait!
Friend: Guts vs Mr. T!!!!!!!!!
RobbyBevard: Guts would stumble across a lump of kryptonite, load it into his arm canon, and blast Superman with an unparallelled ammount of death energy.
Hmm.... Due to a misunderstanding, the sides fight. Eventually, after the whole planet is destroyed, they figure out it wa s amisunderstanding and go eat some grub.
Well, Mr. T always wins, thats not a fair fight.
Friend: yeah, most likely.
heh
RobbyBevard: Guts and Mr. T go toe to toe for months on end, and tho the advantage is Mr. T's, suddenly demons appear, and seeing the true threat, they BOTH start attacking the demons, and peace is had by all.
Friend: Guts vs Unicron!
RobbyBevard: ANyway, I had a REALLY hard time taking Justice league seriously...
Guts would go in through a broken eye and hack Unicron apart from the inside. VERY slowly, but after two days, Unicron goes into huminoid mode and it becomes really easy to beat him, and the job would be done.
Friend: heh
But only the Matrix can destroy Unicron... he's like a god
Friend: and the Matrix is the life essence of his ancient enemy Primus
RobbyBevard: They were fighting this HUGE army or self replicating robots. Like, the ENTIRE league, and they were having trouble due to the speed the robots replicated. The problem being, the robots looked very similar to the bug bots that Samurai Jack fought for half an hour and slaughtered thousands of in the first three episodes.
Uhm... Guts fights, loses, then goes on a quest and GETS the Matrix, then proceeds to kick Unicron's ass.
Friend: heh
heh, like in the comics
Friend: Guts vs the Heads of Marketing at Disney!
Friend: Who threaten to pull string to have Kentarou Miura be forced to cancel the manga, thus erasing Guts... the most terrifying battle ever!
RobbyBevard: So the whole time I was just thinking, "Why the hell don't you guys go get a samurai ? One would do well!" ANd poor Booster Gold was still getting dissed. He was ina couple different shots, but his face was constantly out of camera frame.
Miura is insane and would produce the remaining 10000 pages of story in two days before the order can get through, and thus Guts wins.
Friend: Guts vs Evil Dead's Ash
RobbyBevard: No battle, the both go, "Hey, you've got a robot hand? Me too! You fight hoards of undead demons? Me too!" They team up, and much ass is kicked.
Friend: heh
Friend: and yet he still can't beat Griffith yet ;)
RobbyBevard: Well, he's not had much opportunity to face him. He beats Zodd but good at this point He'll hose Griffith easily eventually. Unless of course the entire manga thus far is just the prolouge, and its actually the little kid currently traveling with Guts thats the real hero...
Friend: Guts vs Jesus!
RobbyBevard: Stupid Inu Yasha evil demon. Just said, "Don't tell me you think you could kill the great demon insert name here". He always slaughters them after they brag like that.
Gutz versus Jesus... Aww, Guts wouldn't fight him, and Jesus is a total pacifist.
Friend: yeah
Friend: unless the demon's name is Naraku.
RobbyBevard: Naraku cheats a lot.
Friend: yep
Friend: Guts vs Sesshomaru!
Friend: Guts loses cause either way he gets mauled by the legions of Fluffy Fan Girls ;)
RobbyBevard: Yasha has beat him soundly a couple times, but Naraku's head keeps escaping.
Oh dear lord, Guts in the Inu Yasha universe? Do you have any idea how many techniques he'd learn and make his own?
But the fangirls ALSO like Guts, especially with his shirt off.
Friend: yeah
heh
heh
RobbyBevard: He'd make use of the windscar, and cut off Fluffy's other arm. ANd he'd learn how to turn his own blood into projectiles like Yasha does.
Friend: heh
RobbyBevard: Dear lord, can you imagine Guts being powered up by the Shikon jewel?
Friend: eeeee
Friend: Guts vs ::sings:: Lupin the Third!!!
RobbyBevard: Well, I guess Guts would have to be hired security. He'd hold the vault for three days singlehandedly, and nearly cut Lupin in half multiple times, deflects Jigen's bullets, ignores Fujiko's advances, but then in an epic battle with Goemon, Goemon teaches him the true meaning of being a samurai, and Guts learns much. WHile Guts is learning true techniques, Lupin makes off with the money. Guts then teams up with Zenigata and tracks him down, and while Lupin is sleeping puts a sword to his throat. Lupin gives the money back, and its all okay in the end, really.
Friend: Guts with a samurai sword. frightening.
Friend: Guts vs Magneto... Magneto could take all his weapons away
RobbyBevard: Guts rips off his own metal arm, runs at Magneto, and bites his kneecaps.
Friend: Magneto flys and has his forcefield up
RobbyBevard: Gats uses his blood fueled demon spirit armor and cuts through it with the space/time cutting sword the Skull Knight gave him faster than Magneto can deal with it.
RobbyBevard: Ooh, Guts versus Spike! Wait, Spike was already killed by a guy with a sword...
Friend: yeah
Friend: but Vicious is the only one who can kill Spike, and vice versa, so Guts would just beat the crap out of him and leave him messed up
RobbyBevard: Yeah, that happened to Spike a lot.
Friend: Guts vs The Tick!
RobbyBevard: Hmm, the Tick is nigh invulnerable... But his atennae are a weak point! Guts bashes him repeatededly, and becomes a little scared when the Tick doesn't feel a thing. Then, in a mad swipe, he lops off the antannea, and Tick loses all his balance and can't fight anymore. And Arthur gets killed in the process because Arthur's life sucks that way.
Friend: Guts vs Wal-Mart
RobbyBevard: Whats the challenge?
Friend: to stop it from entering and doing business in Midland
RobbyBevard: He cuts down every employee one by one, thousands upon thousands die. Judea helps out cause Judea rocks.
Friend: but it keeps coming cause it's the only place Midlanders can find work, even the king has to work there
RobbyBevard: And so thusly Griffith's ambition is justified, and he and Guts again become allies to stop it.
Friend: but would they succeed?
RobbyBevard: Eventually, because being part of their army would be the OTHER job.
Friend: Guts vs Dr. Doom
RobbyBevard: Doom gets beaten by that lame ass Reed Richards regularly. No big deal.
Gutz versus Mr. Satan. Mr. Satan makes many stupid attempts to beat Guts, and fails miserably. But in the end, the world thinks Mr. Satan won anyway due to a crazy quirk in the broadcasting of the fight footage, and Mr. Satan goes on to make millions.
Friend: Guts vs Dr. Doom
RobbyBevard: Doom gets beaten by that lame ass Reed Richards regularly. No big deal.
Friend: heh
Friend: See, Redd with pull out a device he invented five minutes ago and send Guts into the Negative Zone ;)
Friend: Guts vs Batman... and Bats gets Prep time!
RobbyBevard: And Guts will claw his way out despite the excruciating pain!
Hmm... Well, luckily a giant flood of demons starts pouring out with Guts' arrival, and so Bats and other superheroes are slowly worn down. Guts, who is used to this, eventually gets in a lucky shot.
Friend: Guts vs Dark Phoenix!
RobbyBevard: Uses the dimension cutting sword and berserk armor to go toe to toe.
Friend: heh
RobbyBevard: No, better yet. He only has one eye, so Wolverine calls him Cyclops, which weakens Jean/Phoenix's resolve just long enough for him to kill her.
RobbyBevard: Gutz versus Luffy...
Friend: well, Luffy can be cut.
Friend: that's... gonna be the end of it.
RobbyBevard: But Luffy has never lost a fight.
Friend: hm.
Friend: those two
Friend: will fight forever.
RobbyBevard: ANd he can take a LOT of cutting before he falls.
RobbyBevard: Heh.
RobbyBevard: Guts attacks Luffy repeatedly, while Luffy dodges and hits. Guts then slices Shank's hat in half, which totally pisses Luffy off. Luffy eventually launched himself 8 miles into the air, then comes down right on top of Guts. Guts falls, but Luffy fell unconscious in the fall, so its a draw. And Usop dies somewhere in the course of it.[/hide]
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Robby aka phenomonyl. Welcome back! Lord of the trolls.
The hell you talking about Spongebob?