Okay. Its obvious with all the fun and innuendos, that the elephant in the room is just flat out unavoidable. So, I will adress it.
DONALD DUCK would vote for Applejacks!
This is a place with fine academic traditions. You have studied, discussed and disputed so many fine and interesting topics, and so, after I come here I have tried to learn and to get familiar with this. And so, obviously la seminare today is about sex, and on crazy islands full of wierd shit. So I thought? Why not Duckburg? La sexologia della Duckburg, and so I was wondering, how can I contribute within the tradition?
Well, some scholars, men, they like the legs, some men like the arse. Me: I like the boops. And today, I would like to touch … this interesting topic..eh..quite thoroughly. Si, I think, at the seminare numero due, i disputed over the question: do the Ducks, the female Ducks, have boops? Well, I have been investigating.
I have looked at if we have boops in Duckburg at all? And yes, we do. Well, not we, but women do, the women of Duckburg, at least some of them. And it is very interesting that Donald, just like me, he seems to like the boops. Very much. He likes boops!
So. VOTE FOR APPLEJACKS! DONALD DUCK WOULD!