@e1n:
vote for the big lady who can tame the ugly frog.
Awesome e1n. That picture needs to be on every page in this thread!
@e1n:
vote for the big lady who can tame the ugly frog.
Awesome e1n. That picture needs to be on every page in this thread!
Hey, hey, hey! Am I detecting some actual fun in this match!?? Suddenly there's campaigns and hats everywhere! I think this round is getting back into the swing of things finally. :D
Moria.
He once has battle vs Yonko and sirvivered.
Hey, hey, hey! Am I detecting some actual fun in this match!?? Suddenly there's campaigns and hats everywhere! I think this round is getting back into the swing of things finally. :D
Too bad Aph is going to lose and next round we're just going to be stuck with stupid Moria. This is why I voted for Aph!
@robbybevard:
Its a TERRIBLE picture of her hat, but it is a good picture of her hanging out with her amazon sisters. See that cute look on her face?
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We get it .
Had to go for Moria here. Crazy >> Fanservice in my book.
Haha, it's like he does it on purpose
@ZeArmyOfHalen:
Allright then, sorry for being a dick.
I was expecting criticism from that anyway. No biggie.
Moria.
He once has battle vs Yonko and sirvivered.
Moria once got into a fight and GOT HIS ENTIRE CREW KILLED. And then he cried about it endlessly, only to then get beaten up again despite having shitloads of advantages and prep time.
Aphelandra, as far as we know, has never gotten a crew killed, and mostly seems to have fun hanging out with her sisters and snakes.
Meh…this is not a fight I care too much about...
Voted Moria simply because he is a more important character...
Aphelandra!
Mmmm~ DAT HAT!!!
XD
And the bouncing boobs help too!
Meh…this is not a fight I care too much about...
Voted Moria simply because he is a more important character...
Lazy character has a lazy team, go figure! Join the fun team, vote for the hat!
Credit to e1n
@robbybevard:
Moria once got into a fight and GOT HIS ENTIRE CREW KILLED. And then he cried about it endlessly, only to then get beaten up again despite having shitloads of advantages and prep time.
Aphelandra, as far as we know, has never gotten a crew killed, and mostly seems to have fun hanging out with her sisters and snakes.
And she would not have fought evenly with one of the Four Kings. Moria snapped because he was alive enough to snap. And when Moria snaps, islands break in half. No boob jokes, no "oh, it's soooo kyooot how she's stoopid an makes that faaaace!" Nopers. Just 'FUCK YO' SHIT, NIGGA!" right before an island gets busted up. With one punch. SHA_BOOM_!
Look, here's Aphelandra, hanging out with her sisters again, smiling and having fun!
Moria… sits around in a graveyard bitching about his miserable fate, while hanging out with a phlushiphile with an annoying laugh (perona), a bondage fetishist (hogback), a retard (odz) and a WANNABE RAPIST. (absalom)
Fun party girl and all her friends? Or creepy old whining guy that hangs around with horrible sociopaths?
@robbybevard:
Moria once got into a fight and GOT HIS ENTIRE CREW KILLED. And then he cried about it endlessly, only to then get beaten up again despite having shitloads of advantages and prep time.
Aphelandra, as far as we know, has never gotten a crew killed.
Gotten? Why, she's caused the deaths of thousands upon millions of crews throughout the world! Her bloodlust is said to have destroyed the world three times over!! Very few people actually know that Aphelandra is the real ruler of the World Government. The few people who do know this are in no condition to talk about it…
@robbybevard:
Look, here's Aphelandra, hanging out with her sisters again, smiling and having fun!
[qimg]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3700/funz.jpg[/qimg]Moria… sits around in a graveyard bitching about his miserable fate, while hanging out with a phlushiphile with an annoying laugh (perona), a bondage fetishist (hogback), a retard (odz) and a WANNABE RAPIST. (absalom)
Fun party girl and all her friends? Or creepy old whining guy that hangs around with horrible sociopaths?
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Moria… sits around in a graveyard bitching about his miserable fate,
He doesn't bitch, all he's trying to do is get some sleep, but those damn strawhat kids have the wireless up too loud with their rock music.
Let us break his name down, shall we?
M is for motherfucker, which he is. Islands go shaboom, as previously stated.
O is for "OH MY GOD FUCKIN' ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST!" Which he commands.
R is for Really fuckin' huge, which he also is.
I is for intelligent; he's not dumb enough to engage in a direct fight just to prove something, when he can bust out a giant monster zombie and safely fuck you up at his leisure.
A is the grade he gets for motherfuckery and awesometacularness!
I think that Moria is a pretty cool guy, eh steals shadows and doesn't afraid of anything.
… except losing his crew in the New World.
It's okay you fatass, vampire lizard, we still love you :wub:
MORIA HANGS OUT WITH WANNABE RAPISTS.
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You knew it was coming.
Rape victims are lucky compared to Absalom's victims. He'll marry by force and enslave for life.
+1 Aphelandra. I actually wasn't sure who to vote for, Moria was generally "meh", but he had some things going for him. But Aphelandra is just so lovable for someone who could blow you through a building just by aiming a sneeze the wrong way. What fully convinced me was the first couple of posts, tho.
Awesome hat.
That was a terrible attempt at wordplay. Go sit in the corner.
…
Well?! Get' goin'!
IMO, it's an extremely ugly hat.
Allright, so we got the Aphelandra voters who are kinda creepy (some) and obviously spent too much time focusing on cartoon boobs, and the Moria voters who have respect for bad-ass zombie villains.
@ZeArmyOfHalen:
Allright, so we got the Aphelandra voters who are kinda creepy (some) and obviously spent too much time focusing on cartoon boobs, and the Moria voters who have respect for bad-ass zombie villains.
Yes, and which side do you want to be on, forum-goers?
Moria does have alot of toys in his room. I wonder how he acts beind closed doors.
That was a terrible attempt at wordplay. Go sit in the corner.
…
Well?! Get' goin'!
YOU'RE the one going on about how great Moria is with all the sexual terms involved, not me. YOU'RE the one focusing on Aphelandra's breasts. You also brought the term "nigga" into play. None of which are compelling arguments.
I've never once mentioned fanservice except in reply. I've talked about Aphelandra's hat, and her face, and the fact she seems to be having fun with her sisters and snakes.
Vote for the human.
I have heard quite a bit more talk about the fanservice from the Moria faithful. There are several possible reasons why they would obsess, so I wont venture a guess.
@robbybevard:
YOU'RE the one going on about how great Moria is with all the sexual terms involved, not me. YOU'RE the one focusing on Aphelandra's breasts.
English language not yer forte, or did you forget "fuck" means things other than sex. Not my problem Aphelandra's got you zeroed in on one thing. And I'm fixed on boobs?! Are you illiterate?!
I've never once mentioned fanservice except in reply. I've talked about Aphelandra's hat, and her face, and the fact she seems to be having fun with her sisters and snakes.
Vote for the human.
Hate to say it, but the "hat" thing stopped being clever… Ah hell, it was never clever. We all know what it means.
It means a hat, go take a cold shower.
lol so are choices are between:
Moria: The over grown, lazy shichibukai, who manages to epically fail even though his DF is haxed as hell, who's only redeeming qualities is that he managed to survive a pwning by Kaidou and he has the chance/potential to redeem himself in the war.
Aphelandra: The cute, absent minded amazonian, who Oda only made a giant because if she took up any less space in the panels we'd forget she existed. But hey big boobs :wub:.
Ok, random flame of both characters over, but I guess I have to go with moria, because although it's nice to root for the underdog, Aphe just doesn't have enough potential for depth for me to vote for her, either that or I flip a coin to make my decision. PS the fanservice argument does get tiring though.
Go Moria GOOOOO! :D
VOTE GECKO!
The Aphelandra campaign praises her "luscious boobs" and posts fanservice-laden fanart, and I need a shower?! At least my fanart is cool.
Moria just cos he's fairly important.
More sisterly fun. Lot of Margaret in this one too.
The Aphelandra campaign praises her "luscious boobs" and posts fanservice-laden fanart, and I need a shower?! At least my fanart is cool.
One guy posted that once, said it was a joke, and now it's our campaign motto? You're the one who keeps harping on it.
The Aphelandra campaign praises her "luscious boobs" and posts fanservice-laden fanart, and I need a shower?! At least my fanart is cool.
Yeah thread's getting full of people who praise Aphelandra's boobs and have probably never seen a naked chick in real life that's not his mom
And you keep harping on my imaginary fixations. What's your point?
I have heard quite a bit more talk about the fanservice from the Moria faithful. There are several possible reasons why they would obsess, so I wont venture a guess.
I am reminded of being kid and flaunting around my superman action figure at girls playing with their dolls. Maybe some kids grow with that ego.
@ZeArmyOfHalen:
Yeah thread's getting full of people who praise Aphelandra's boobs and have probably never seen a naked chick in real life that's not his mom
I'm starting to platonically man-love you…
Woah buddy, don't get too friendly
Platonically, god damn you! PLATONICALLY! PLATONICALLYYYYYYYY!
@ZeArmyOfHalen:
Yeah thread's getting full of people who praise Aphelandra's boobs and have probably never seen a naked chick in real life that's not his mom
This is an insult that a middle schooler would come up with.
lol
Death by ShuShu?
+1 Aphelandra
Ok then, cool .
This is an insult that a middle schooler would come up with.
And that is the comeback an elementary schooler would come up with. :)
See? Geckos hang out with chicks too. Chick doesn't have a hat but she has nice hair, hm? And a rather nice GUN. THERE. We have nice GUNS and HAIR in our campaign now. Vote Moria >:D