I can't think of any now, but try writing some funny things that the One Piece characters would do when they're not on the show.
Humor: What the characters do off-screen/outtakes.
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Take #90 on Gomu Gomu no Storm. And….Acton!
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no…...
Crocodile: Sables…..
Luffy: Sto..grumbles
Suddenly, Luffy takes off!
Crocodile: Oi, Baka Luffy! Where the hell are you going?!
Luffy: To lunch…I'm starving....
Director: Cut!
Take 29 on the duel challenge in ep 235 and….ACTION!
Usopp: Monkey D. Luffy!!!!!
Luffy: grrrrr…
Usopp: I challenge you to a…..Pffft....Pffft..Hahahahahahahahaha!
Luffy: Oi! What's with you!?
Usopp: I was imagining everyone in their underwear to forget stagefright!
Nami jumps in….
Nami: Ero Baka Usopp!!!! (English: Idiotic peveted Usopp!!!!)
Director: Cut!!
Take #7 on Bellemere's death and….action!
Bellemere: Nojiko! Nami!
Nami and Nojiko:…sob
Bellemere: I love you…
Then Arlong pulls the trigger of a......hammer gun?!
Arlong: WTF is this?!
Bellemere: Must be those fuck-heads from 4kids!
Director: Cut!!! And get Al Khan and his edit-team off the set please!?
Al Khan: Oh…....Crap!
Everyone beats the crap out of Khan and his goons.
Take #19 on "Dreams Never Die!"….AND.....Action!
Marshal D Teach: People's dreams never….....
Blackbeard ends upvomiting in the floor and Luffy and Zoro.
Luffy: Goddammit ya drunk son of a mother…
Director: Cut! Dammit Blackbeard, how many times have I told you not to get boozed up for real before this?!
Marshal D Teach: Oh whatever! You always spoil my fun!
Zoro: Twitch…..You.....put vommit in my mouth and my censored hinnie!
Marshal D Teach: That's it sword boy! You asked for it!!
Blackbeard and Zoro start beating the crap out of each other.
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Zoro vs. Mihawk, take four:
Zoro: "Three thousand…."
(Mihawk falls over)
Zoro: WTF?
Director: "Great. His meth wore off. Get the supply guy over here."
Zoro: "You drug Mihawk?"
Director: "Yep; how else can you explain three seconds of intense violence followed by a nine-day nap?"Chopper introduction, take 9:
Chopper: "I'm not a freak, I'm a reindeer"
Director: "Cut, cut, cut.... it's still not high enough. Try again."Chopper introduction, take 10:
Chopper: "I'm not a freak..."
(sound of lens cracking in camera)
Director: "Brilliant!"Baratie arc, scene 29, take 10:
Krieg: "Mighty battle spea... sp... spear....
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Sanji: "It is a bit phallic, isn't it?" -
Don't ask me why but…
The Straw hats line up in front of CP9
Director:…....and cut!
later, off setLucchi: How was that lasange my wife made last night?
Sanji: puffs cigarette yeah, it was good..yeah, you and Susan gotta come round to our house next time, Carol makes a great Carrot soup
Lucchi: hmm..sounds good to me..
Sanji: yeah, I just hope your talking 'bout the soup..
Lucchi: would I do such a thin..Luffy: hey guys, have you seen my spare pants? I think I left them on the Rocketman set the other day….
Zoro: The director says that h….Luffy, why aren't you wearing any pants?
Luffy: They first pair got wet so I hung them up to dry in my room and now I can't find my spare pair..
Zoro: ….Damn, I need a raise and fire that agent.Chopper: ouch, Geez! that rooftop scene did a number on my meat and two veg, I need a smoke, hey Sanj' ol' boy, light us one up wills ya'?
Sanji: tsch…, sure thing but I thought you were gonna cut dow..
Chopper: ya ya, I'll do what i feels like!
Nami walks past
Chopper: hey sweet thing, looking good today..
Nami: Than..
Chopper: and your actin' was pretty good too!
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Director: All right everyone, take your places…ready? aaaaaaand ACTION!
Ener: ...How shallow!! (With his hand oozing with electricity, he points a finger at Robin)
Nami: Robin!!!
Ener: I don't like shallow women.
(Camera cuts to Robin, with a terrified look on her face.)
Ener: (electrifies Robin straight in the face)
(Camera focuses on Robin dramatically falling over...)
Nami: No Way.
(and then suddenly....THUD!)
Director: Oh shit! Cut!!
Everyone behind the scene: .. Oooo that's GOTTA hurt!
Robin: ow....ugh...
Director: Zoro!!!! You're supposed to CATCH her!!! WTF was that!!!!!? (curses)
Zoro: Oh,uh..... my bad.
Director: Aaaand ----ACTION!
Zoro: ...She's a woman.
Ener: Yah, so am I.
Everyone: .......
Director: CUT!!!!Backstage
Usopp and Sanji: (engaging in a very intese passionate wet kiss)
Nami: Hey Sanji, Usopp, you guys are needed on the set!
Usopp and Sanji: (ignoring Nami)
Nami: Hey--
Sanji: (cuts nami off) Alright! Sheesh, don't get your panties in a bunch. Where's my smoke? -
(backstage)
Zoro: "Oh Sanji, you didn't notice that Nami was wearing a new perfume today."
Sanji: "Is she?"
Zoro: "Yeah, I think that she was kinda hoping you'd stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey."
(bonus points to those who can name the inspiration of this actual outtake) :P
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@Daisuke:
Take #90 on Gomu Gomu no Storm. And….Acton!
Take 29 on the duel challenge in ep 235 and….ACTION!
Take #7 on Bellemere's death and….action!
Take #19 on "Dreams Never Die!"….AND.....Action!Gomennasai for not being able to contribute any good outtakes, but now you got me thinking about attempting to draw some of these scenes :3 These are pretty good~
(Do some more D:)
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Take # 22 on Luffy, Usopp and Karu rumbling in
Nami: don´t do it!
Mr. 3: They´re crazy!
(Zoro aims his swords to his feet)
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CUT!!
Director: Where the hell are Luffy and the others?In backstage...
Usopp: Karu, I don´t care if you have to hatch those eggs, we have to go to the stage
Luffy(putting some makeup on his scar): leave him, that´s important for him...
Usopp: But...the scene...!!In the stage
Nami: Hey, can we get out of this stupid wax until they come back
(Zoro faints)
Vivi: Yeah, this weakie has fainted because he saw a blood drop coming out from the sword cut of before ¬¬ -
Director: All right everyone, take your places…ready? aaaaaaand ACTION!
Ener: ...How shallow!! (With his hand oozing with electricity, he points a finger at Robin)
Nami: Robin!!!
Ener: I don't like shallow women.
(Camera cuts to Robin, with a terrified look on her face.)
Ener: (electrifies Robin straight in the face)
(Camera focuses on Robin dramatically falling over...)
Nami: No Way.
(and then suddenly....THUD!)
Director: Oh shit! Cut!!
Everyone behind the scene: .. Oooo that's GOTTA hurt!
Robin: ow....ugh...
Director: Zoro!!!! You're supposed to CATCH her!!! WTF was that!!!!!? (curses)
Zoro: Oh,uh..... my bad.
Director: Aaaand ----ACTION!
Zoro: ...She's a woman.
Ener: Yah, so am I.
Everyone: .......
Director: CUT!!!!Backstage
Usopp and Sanji: (engaging in a very intese passionate wet kiss)
Nami: Hey Sanji, Usopp, you guys are needed on the set!
Usopp and Sanji: (ignoring Nami)
Nami: Hey--
Sanji: (cuts nami off) Alright! Sheesh, don't get your panties in a bunch. Where's my smoke?LOL!!!!! these have got to be the funniest ones so far!! Especially the Ener one XD XD XD
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Director: Aaaand –--ACTION!
Zoro: ...She's a woman.
Ener: Yah, so am I.
Everyone: .......
Director: CUT!!!!XD
@Bad-Beat:
Chopper: ouch, Geez! that rooftop scene did a number on my meat and two veg, I need a smoke, hey Sanj' ol' boy, light us one up wills ya'?
Sanji: tsch…, sure thing but I thought you were gonna cut dow..
Chopper: ya ya, I'll do what i feels like!XD!
These are great.
Director: Action!
Zoro: ONI… GI- oh no!
Director: What is it??
Zoro: I broke a nail! I broke a nail! Oh no! OH NO! Ohno-ohno-ohno…!!
Sanji: ...Pansy. hides his nails, which are painted pink with little flowers and butterfliesSorry, that was the best I could do. XD
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Alabasta: before the bomb explodes
Vivi: PELLLLLL!!!!
the bomb explodes
Pell: WTF? A disco ball?
CP9: our sources indicate that Al Kahn has been in the set, Director.
Director: KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!Sorry, my brains not working good right now. <_<
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Meanwhile, on backstage after shooting ep 236…
Luffy: Damn….I can't belive Oda-sensei made us fight like that in the show...=(
Usopp: Yeah….=( Well, anyway, lets hit Vegas this Summer!
Luffy: I'm with ya on that! XD There's nothing to be sad…All that was fake! :laugh:In the dressing room…all the girls are changing..
Nami: Whew…What a day, Robin...
Robin: Yeah….taking her t-shirt off...So, have any plans?
Nami: Hmmmm…...Not sure.....about to take her panties off
Then, the girls hear a pleasuring moan….
Nami: Sanji!!!! You pervert!!
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Director: Take 5 aaaaand ACTION!!!
Nami: ….......
Director: CUT!! Nami, Nami, Nami…what's wrong?
Nami: Uh, sorry, but…I can't say this line.
Director: Ofcourse you can. You must! I'm telling you, Nami, you're one of the best actresses out there, you can do this!
Nami: Okay, okay. Sigh
Director: Take 6 aaaand ACTION!!!
Nami (with a fierce and determined look on her face): Turn the ship around like letter U!
Director: aaaand CUT! Bravo!!! That was awesome, Nami! I'm telling you, you're gonna win an Oscar with that line!
Nami: Ha ha sure.
Director: Lunch break everyone!!!
Robin: (walks up to Nami): See? That wasn't so hard now, was it?
Nami: Oh shut up, Nickelbao, or I'll dive at you like a crazy beef. snicker
Robin: Ha ha, very funny.
Nami: Snorts "He dive like a crazy beef." LOL
Robin: Oh, do be quiet. By the way, where's Sunkist and Solon?
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Zoro vs. Mihawak: Take 29
Zoro (Drunk): I command you as king of the British to stand aside!
Director: Dammit Zoro, where do you keep getting that sake?!
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@Senshi:
Zoro vs. Mihawak: Take 29
Zoro (Drunk): I command you as king of the British to stand aside!
Director: Dammit Zoro, where do you keep getting that sake?!
Hahaha thats hilarious XD
On Little Garden:
Director: Take 4! Let's go!
Broggy: This is the end Dorry!
Broggy slips on the wet ground
Broggy: Whoa!!
Director: Cut! What was that Broggy? Dorry was supposed to slip on the wax. Anyway, where is MR 3?
Mr 3: lies below Broggy Ouch…..
Sorry for lack of creativity^^
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Hahaha thats hilarious XD
On Little Garden:
Director: Take 4! Let's go!
Broggy: This is the end Dorry!
Broggy slips on the wet ground
Broggy: Whoa!!
Director: Cut! What was that Broggy? Dorry was supposed to slip on the wax. Anyway, where is MR 3?
Mr 3: lies below Broggy Ouch…..
Sorry for lack of creativity^^
Lack of creativity? The Mr 3 line cracked me up. XD
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Director: Take 5 aaaaand ACTION!!!
Nami: ….......
Director: CUT!! Nami, Nami, Nami…what's wrong?
Nami: Uh, sorry, but…I can't say this line.
Director: Ofcourse you can. You must! I'm telling you, Nami, you're one of the best actresses out there, you can do this!
Nami: Okay, okay. Sigh
Director: Take 6 aaaand ACTION!!!
Nami (with a fierce and determined look on her face): Turn the ship around like letter U!
Director: aaaand CUT! Bravo!!! That was awesome, Nami! I'm telling you, you're gonna win an Oscar with that line!
Nami: Ha ha sure.
Director: Lunch break everyone!!!
Robin: (walks up to Nami): See? That wasn't so hard now, was it?
Nami: Oh shut up, Nickelbao, or I'll dive at you like a crazy beef. snicker
Robin: Ha ha, very funny.
Nami: Snorts "He dive like a crazy beef." LOL
Robin: Oh, do be quiet. By the way, where's Sunkist and Solon?
Nami and Robin look at each other and start laughing uncontrollably.XD I actually have one of the original DVDs, which I received as a gift. The subbing was so bad! Speaking of which…
Director: All right, everyone! Places! And…Buggy! Action!
Buggy: pointing the cannon at Luffy while addressing Nami See? Now you can blow your former boss…Wait...Did I just say...?
Buggy and Nami start laughing hysterically
Nami: gasps Oh my god, Buggy! What the hell was that? laughs some more
Buggy: I didn't mean it like that! Unless you really are interested! continues laughing
Director: sigh Cut…Let's call it a day. I wanna see you al bright and early tomorrow.
Buggy and Nami, still giggling, leave the set. The lights shut down, leaving Luffy alone in the cage
Luffy: …Hello? Guys?Buggy's line was taken from the actual subtitiles on the DVD set. It's ca-wazy!:wacko:
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Nice one..
another one
Kreig hits Luffy with his spear..
Krieg: O I am so sorry muffin, are you OK?
Director: CUT!
Luffy: yeah, hey why are you acting all nice today?
**Krieg:**o it's these new pills the doctor gave me, makes me more happy
Luffy: O, OK sounds good
Krieg: The doctor said there might be some side effects but I haven't had any yet…
Luffy: O well that's g..
Krieg: You've got a sweet ass.
Luffy: err…what?!
Krieg: You fancy a drink after work?
Luffy: Is this one of the side effects
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@Bad-Beat:
Krieg: You've got a sweet ass.
Luffy: err…what?!XD That's frightening…
Nami (with a fierce and determined look on her face): Turn the ship around like letter U!
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Nami: Snorts "He dive like a crazy beef." LOLXD I'm sorry, now I have to do this…
Director: Okay, Nami, you're trying to save Luffy from the cannon, yet you're about to get jumped by a bunch of pirates. Zoro, you come in and save her. Everyone ready? Action!
Nami: Aaah!
Pirates: Hyaaaaaa!
Zoro: comes in dramatically Hey, I'm just a little girl. How many pirates-
Nami: ??
Director: CUT!XD Wish I could screencap that…
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Usopp: how can we break through the Hymen?
Rest of Crew: Pffttt holding back Laughter
Usopp What?
Director: CUT CUT CUT!! Usopp, Read it like it was WRITTEN!!
Usopp: I did, see points "how can we break through the Hymen?"
Sanji: loses it and tries talking between laughing and taking breaths You… haha, You Put your p-
Director: TURN THE CAMERA OFF!! screen goes blacklater Press Release
Director: I assure you all, he was going to say "put your pop-tarts in the Toaster to make them golden brown" -
Turning the HK subs into outtakes, makes sense. XD
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Hahahaha!
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I can somehow imagine Kuro coming in with his claws all skewering donuts and fruit and bringing breakfast.
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Ah…Once again, I'm inspired by the DVD's horrible subs...
Director: Alright. Take it from the top, people. And…Action!
Luffy: So? What's the big deal? It's not like anyone's going to tell him that you told us.
On a rooftop nearby, the Unluckies look at each other and smirk
Vivi: He will…You don't know how calculating Clark Dell can be…does doubletake Huh? WTF?
The Unluckies both fall off the roof in exasperation. Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Vivi all bust out laughing
Director: Cut! What's so funny?
Crocodile: looms behind the director Clark Dell, huh?
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^ Ok this one completely lost me….
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^Oh…Um, alot of the subs gave everybody really weird names. The most bizarre I had noticed (and I laughed my arse off when I read it) was that Crocodile was being subtitiled as Clark Dell. I was just trying to point out how stupid that sounded, much like daRK26 poked at with his post
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Some random things that popped up into my mind:
Luffy: …What am I suppose to say, again? Gimme' meat. I WANT MEEEEAAAAT!!!!
Nami: What's in it for me, money?
Chopper: AAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!! SOMEONE FELL OFF A CLIFF!!! IS THERE A DOCTOR AROUND HERE?!!!!
Iceberg- I DON'T WANNA!
Ace: Falls asleep during the acting
Sanji: OH SHOOT! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!!
Ms. Goldenweek: Bo-ring! I'm on lunch break, now.
Brogy: Hey, Gorey, are you okay?
Dory: Why'd the heck you call me that?!
Looks at self Oh, I'm all bloody. Well that makes sense.Zoro: AGGGH!!! I stepped on something sharp, really! It felt like something pierced through my foot!
Hiluluk: A man will die of...pffff, dies laughing
Crocodile: Once again you lose, Straw-Hat, kitty- WHAAA- WHAT THE HECK?!!! LUFFY, I MEANT LUFFY!
Eneru: Do I look pale? I don't think I can go on
much longer. Someone gimme a coke or whatever- faints.Alvida: MY MAKE-UP! I NEED MY MAKE-UP! STOP THE TAPE!!!!
Buggy: Bara Bara...
Camera man: Snickers
Buggy: YOU LAUGHIN' AT MY NOSE!?!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!!!!Kaku: Your boat? Well, ummm... bawls I CONFESSS, I STOLE IT AND HID IT INSIDE A SEA CAVE!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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This is definately one of the funniest threads yet!!! ^___^ :XD:
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Off screen Chopper roams around the woods in his "human" and is known as bigfoot
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That one scene from Drum Island where Luffy tries to grab Sanji's hand and only pulls off his glove would have made a great outtake if it wasn't intentional.
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After Luffy got the hat and Shanks is about to leave:
Ben Beckman: The force is strong with him.
Shanks: … Just shut up.
Ben starts laughing.
Director: CUT!Luffy (using Gomu Gomu no Rocket): To infinity and beyond!
Director: Why does he always have to do that?:closedeyes: -
Luffy & Usopp on a computer..
Usopp: Phoarw! these pics of last night's after party are great!
Luffy: I know!
Usopp: wow, that girl is hot!!..and whose the hot girl wearing the fur..?
Luffy:….That's Chopper!.... eww you think Chopper is hot!
Usopp: What?! no...I was looking at the other girl..
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XD Bad-Beat, that reminds me of a certain hillarious YTMND involving Usopp and a chatroom.