It's staaaartiiiing.
Indecision 2016 - In Soviet Russia, we elect american president!
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It's staaaartiiiing.
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I'm not american, but can I join it?
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Important weapon for tonight:
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I get the blow by blow analysis later don't want to rot my brain.
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"Top Issues" - apparently LGBT is at #3.
Yeah, who's gonna even dare?
edit: here they come~
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Fox News has the cringiest talking heads, goddamn.
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I like how they made the candidates stand there for 5 minutes as they talked about them and mentioned how awkward it was that they were standing there.
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Of course Trump raises his hand.
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Ahahaahahahahahahaha not even 5 minutes in and Trump's already raised like ten flags.
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Can anyone who isn't fucking Rand Paul raise an objection to this?
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Damnit, Carson, you had the perfect setup for a Trump joke there with that brain line.
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It just my opinion, but I don't think Trump is taking this serious.
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Can we just skip to the part where they break out the folding chairs already?
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Oh goody, mentioning Hillary Clinton and it's not even 10 minutes in.
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I knew someone was missing there.
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Ah ha, Scarecrow Carson.
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Anyway this has been Trump getting decapitated.
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"a pretty picture to see her on her knees"
Classy.
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They're pretty openly trying to undermine Trump here and it isn't working at all.
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"Political correctness" as a buzzword for "not being a huge shithead", alright that's on my bingo sheet…
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And Mexico is mentioned, but not the way we expected.
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Calling McConnell a liar gets an applause line.
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I wonder if Cruz has a copy of "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" near his feet as a back-up plan.
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Ted Cruz looks depressed.
If I were Ted Cruz, I would be depressed too.
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Tax cuts, Reaganomics, and the Iraq War?
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"Renounced Canadian Citizenship in 2014", welp.
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The knives are out for Christie as well it seems.
Sure, all of these are supposed to be "tough questions" but the ones for Trump and Christie seem less designed to let them spin them a good way.
Like this Walker question, it's really a way for him to throw meat to the base.
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"Chris Christie, you have thrown New Jersey into a blender. Why are you here?"
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Okay "You should've seen it when I got there" is a good dig. Points to Christie House.
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Every time I see Cruz's face I'm reminded of a wax figure that was held a little too close to the fire.
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"Scott Walker, you are a fucking horrible human being. Why are you more electable than Chris Christie?"
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There we go again with Pro-Life.
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I'm pretty sure I already hit bingo
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14th amendment? Suddenly a fetus is a freed slave?
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Huckabee goes straight up Theocrat.
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Alright Rand, become the internet's darling like your dad is.
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"Allies of ISIS", oh my god here we go.
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We didn't give it to ISIS, ISIS took it from the Iraqis who we actually gave it to.
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Okay this guy I like the cut of his gib.
Oh wait, Lehman Brothers. Never mind.
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Kasich is staking his claim as the moderate in the group.
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@Cyan:
14th amendment? Suddenly a fetus is a freed slave?
Probably states' rights to protect life is their interpretation. But yeahhhhhhh that's ehhhh
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Oh, goodie. Immigration time.
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16 chars of FINNALY!
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Jeb starts off halfway reasonable and then…
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Ooh Barack Obama name drop.
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I like how amnesty is a nonstarter despite the fact that St. Ronnie himself embraced it.
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I really want to watch this but I'm tired and my live stream ain't working so I'll save the crazy for tomorrow.
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Donald Trump invented the illegal immigration debate.
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Did he answer the question yet?
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That dastardly Mexican government!
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I don't think general border control "comments" count as evidence Mr. Trump.
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@Purple:
Did he answer the question yet?
Not particularly but how many of them actually have answered their questions?
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How is something you once backed for 11 years be a "quick response"?