It makes me wish I could sell condoms to Meta
lol
Should take a bunch of silly quotes out of context and assemble them after a while when people don't really remember the context.
Confession Session II
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I suppose you're right. I did plan that I want to introduce him to my mom. Grandparents can come later I reckon.
Well, we'll surely find a compromise. A little bit of talk can't hurt anyone~ He isn't against it either so it's not like I'll be draggin' him all the way. But we do need that half day (tomorrow afternoon) to get more familiar with each other.
I'll be taking care of myself in the meantime, don't worry ;)
! A little bit unrelated, but today will be the first time I buy a condom. I know it's no big deal nowadays, but still, it's a kinda… weird feeling. Even if we won't do it, it's just strange thinking about it. Although he's very kind and wants to make sure I know we don't have to do it. He'll be here to get to know me, not because of sex.
Glad to see you are your guy are still doing good :3 I'm excited for you~
The first time I would go buy a condom I'd probably go through the self-checkout somewhere because I'd feel awkward XD But after awhile I probably wouldn't give a shit, it's like buying pads. Though a lot of places now put them in the stupid lock boxes you have to take to a register and have someone open them. Not all places do that, but the store I'm working at puts them in those stupid boxes. It's annoying. They have the Plan B and razor blades in those stupid things too XP
Personally, I'd be completely nervous about buying a condom….especially if the clerk is female. .....that odd?
I guess not, but I think after awhile you really wouldn't care. I've only ever checked out 1 other woman buying condoms, usually it's always guys. Older guys. One time this really cute guy walked up and I was like oh hai there then he put the box of condoms of the counter XD Damn, obviously not single. I think only once was it ever a couple together.
I had this older gentleman the other night quickly walk up and throw the box on the counter (which I then had to unlock) looking flustered. He seemed way too old to be embarrassed to be seen buying them. So hey, don't feel bad XD
I'd never want to go somewhere where you have to buy a box of condoms like a pack of cigarettes. "Uhhh… I want the Trojan flavored extra thin please." XD that is just weird.
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I'd never want to go somewhere where you have to buy a box of condoms like a pack of cigarettes. "Uhhh… I want the Trojan flavored extra thin please." XD that is just weird.
That sounds like some really unpleasant smokes, but who am I to judge
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Well, shit. It is a thing.
[qimg]http://acbouquet.com/image/cache/data/products/52/condom_bouquet_xlg_500pxl-500x500.jpg[/qimg]
Awwww, it's so sexual.
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This is adorable. It makes me wish I could sell condoms to Meta, as weird as that may sound. xD
See what I mean? People think my turning red is cute. Hahaha, but thank you XD
He'd probably be just as embarressed if you just gave him condoms.
Well it's the thought that counts? I probably would buy one from Noqanky lol
I guess not, but I think after awhile you really wouldn't care. I've only ever checked out 1 other woman buying condoms, usually it's always guys. Older guys. One time this really cute guy walked up and I was like oh hai there then he put the box of condoms of the counter XD Damn, obviously not single. I think only once was it ever a couple together.
I had this older gentleman the other night quickly walk up and throw the box on the counter (which I then had to unlock) looking flustered. He seemed way too old to be embarrassed to be seen buying them. So hey, don't feel bad XD
Heh, I guess not. Considering that I'm still a…..well you know...and probably the farthest from.....well you know....naturally the thought would fluster me.
Then again, I am no casanova.
@Flipper:
For all those pick up artists. If there was a female clerk selling them they would probably say;
"Could i buy an extra large condom. Don't worry, hold onto it yourself. Here's my address
smooth as a balloon my friend.
(what kind of simile was that…?)
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I don't get why I react negatively to praise at times. Even if someone is laughing at my jokes, I don't feel good, and I know it won't feel good as I'm telling the joke.
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I hate condoms. Like really hate condoms.
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@Monkey:
I hate condoms. Like really hate condoms.
9 months after the wedding we're going to get a surprise announcement! :D
Everything's Eventual…
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Like it's going to come as a surprise to anyone, lol.
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moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
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Well, yeah, it's the same over here. Some stores have them locked in glass cabinets, but mostly they're visible for everybody. It's just that the clerks won't let you touch them unless you show them an ID to prove that you're 18 or older because they've been told to do so by their superiors.
And, as a result, something like a third of all the sexually active 16 through 25 year old people have had either genital warts or gonorrhea. Fun.
is this in Britain? Dang, here you can pick up whatever you like at walmart and go through a self check out so you don't even have to talk to a cashier
Carter bought me a pack of condoms and a box of chocolate covered pretzels this past valentines day, lol. Such a charmer
We have to use the extra sensitive/thin ones bc the regular ones just don't work… Someone recently told me about a clinic in savannah for people who don't have insurance where I might be able to get BC for cheap/free so I've been looking into that. We'll see. Idk why it's so easy to get condoms here but so hard to get any other form of contraceptive
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Nah, it's in Finland. Which is really weird because we're totally open about sexuality in every other way. It's just the decision of some prudish corporate shills.
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Here in México they give the condoms for free in any health center although they aren't really good conformtable-wise. I prefer to buy them. But they will do in some emergencies. Althought they do feel ahm….well, like not the most delicate of things?
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9 months after the wedding we're going to get a surprise announcement! :D
lol truly condoms are the only form of birth control.
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9 months after the wedding we're going to get a surprise announcement! :D
I have the Implant ;w; Sorry guys! You'd have to wait until we settle in a good place so about a year after the wedding you will get an AP baby~
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Personally i do a handstand and twirl three times. Can't go wrong with that.
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@Print:
Monkey Princess
I waaaant gushes
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@Monkey:
lol truly condoms are the only form of birth control.
Seriously guys, have you never heard of pulling out?
Also, let me tell you about a little something called biorhythms.
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I don't get why I react negatively to praise at times. Even if someone is laughing at my jokes, I don't feel good, and I know it won't feel good as I'm telling the joke.
Hmm…perhaps you have some paranoia? Like you hear the praise, in the back of your mind, something's telling you "no, no, they can't mean what they're saying". I say this because.....eh, I'm no stranger to the concept....
do these negative feelings occur when you're being praised in front of a large group?
@Panda:
Seriously guys, have you never heard of pulling out?
[hide]Serious question, isn't that one of those things that's easy to say but when the moment comes…..it's not exactly easy to accomplish?
I mean....well you know.[/hide]
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@Panda:
Seriously guys, have you never heard of pulling out?
Also, let me tell you about a little something called biorhythms.
Of all the people to consistently take odd snipes at me, you've always been the dumbest by a loooong shot lol.
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If you use pulling out as birth control method you are either 12 yo out just stupid as hell. Pulling out does nothing.
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Sex Ed.
AP Edition.
Everything's Eventual…
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@Monkey:
Of all the people to consistently take odd snipes at me, you've always been the dumbest by a loooong shot lol.
If you use pulling out as birth control method you are either 12 yo out just stupid as hell. Pulling out does nothing.
Sex Ed.
AP Edition.
Well I fell for that one.
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I really like how sometimes in AP the threads don't just derail but just ramp off the cliff <3
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@Panda:
Seriously guys, have you never heard of pulling out?
Also, let me tell you about a little something called biorhythms.
Pulling out is the most unreliable birth control method. And even if a lady knows her cycle like the back of her hand, she can still get pregnant out of it since it's not always a stable thing and sometimes a woman ovulates more than once and not just on her 'ovulation week'.
Pills and/or the implant are two of the best options if a couple completely trusts each other not to sleep around and get STD's and don't want to use condoms for various reasons.
But as we all know, the ONLY thing that is 100% effective is abstinence.Edit: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/birth-control-effectiveness-chart-22710.htm <- Cool chart :O
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I really like how sometimes in AP the threads don't just derail but just ramp off the cliff <3
Go big or go home son!
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How are you people not detecting his sarcasm?
Or is your counter-sarcasm just so clever that my sarcasm detector is not activating?
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I… think I just assumed everyone on a forum like this would be educated enough to know that even the mention of pulling out is absurd. XD
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I don't know what about this forum implies everyone has had good sex ed.
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Well I fell for that one.
No, it's ok to question that method if you were curious and now you have your answer. You were right in questioning its reliability. Wouldn't want you making any mistakes in the future.
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I… think I just assumed everyone on a forum like this would be educated enough to know that even the mention of pulling out is absurd. XD
Hahaha ouch. To be fair, my question was more about….accomplishing it, not that it's the superior means of birth control. But I should've hit the backspace button from the get-go.
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No, it's ok to question that method if you were curious and now you have your answer. Wouldn't want you making any mistakes in the future.
Fair enough, heh. Sometimes my inexperience really shines through the surface.
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I… think I just assumed everyone on a forum like this would be educated enough to know that even the mention of pulling out is absurd. XD
Well…. We have young teenagers around too that it might actually sound like a good idea if they are too shy or don't have enough money to buy condoms for sexy time. You know how people, even smart, educated people, can be dumb at times of weakness and sexy time is a lot of people's Achilles heel! :P Blood runs hot and you lose control and all that shiz when desire gets a bit too much to handle~
Oh! Also what Supernova said. Not all people had sex ed o.o We don't have much of that in Cyprus for example. Ours was like.. a day's lesson. They talked to girls about period and condoms and to boys about just condoms. Most awkward day in my elementary school life!
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Well, Meta, to be fair to you and to actually answer your question (because I wouldn't want to be mean, now would I :P), accomplishing it would not matter one bit.
There are very often some sperm cells even on the precum that drips out of the penis even before it's anywhere close to ejaculation, so unless you use a condom to prevent those from getting into the womb or use some form of hormonal treatment that makes the egg refuse all sperm there is a very real chance you'll get an unwanted pregnancy even if you didn't ejaculate inside your partner. This is why pulling off is complete nonsense. Even a single surviving sperm cell might in some cases be enough. Chances of that happening are very low, of course, but stranger things have happened.
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Well…. We have young teenagers around too that it might actually sound like a good idea if they are too shy or don't have enough money to buy condoms for sexy time. You know how people, even smart, educated people, can be dumb at times of weakness and sexy time is a lot of people's Achilles heel! :P Blood runs hot and you lose control and all that shiz when desire gets a bit too much to handle~
Touché. :P
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With some luck. If it hits the walls even once it dies. :P
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Who knows, maybe there is a Lurker that is about to have sex with his partner and just thought "Hey, let me just check real quick if there is no One Piece this week" and is reading this thread right now. Now he knows that pulling out is not a safe method. WE MIGHT BE SAVING LIFE SON!
Also, maybe buy one of this
Working thru some stuff. Dunno how long i will be here.
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming~
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Well, Meta, to be fair to you and to actually answer your question (because I wouldn't want to be mean, now would I :P), accomplishing it would not matter one bit.
There are very often some sperm cells even on the precum that drips out of the penis even before it's anywhere close to ejaculation, so unless you use a condom to prevent those from getting into the womb or use some form of hormonal treatment that makes the egg refuse all sperm there is a very real chance you'll get an unwanted pregnancy even if you didn't ejaculate inside your partner. This is why pulling off is complete nonsense. Even a single surviving sperm cell might in some cases be enough. Chances of that happening are very low, of course, but stranger things have happened.
Much appreciated, Dry. Tbh I thought the notion of "pulling out" would be difficult more in the physical sense, that in the throes of ecstasy, at the clears throat peak of the moment, the man simply wouldn't be….able. Self-control, is what I'm driving at.
But I wasn't aware of the low yet possible chance of the sperm getting inside regardless. Health class was way back at the beginning of high school, I'm afraid.
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well! even if that sounded completely ridiculous, at least I learned something.
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Who knows, maybe there is a Lurker that is about to have sex with his partner and just thought "Hey, let me just check real quick if there is no One Piece this week" and is reading this thread right now. Now he knows that pulling out is not a safe method. WE MIGHT BE SAVING LIFE SON!
Also, maybe buy one of this
[qimg]http://home.comcast.net/~adam714/uploaded_images/frink-777418.jpg[/qimg]
Actually, wouldn't we be preventing the possibility of life from forming?
Everything's Eventual…
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Inb4 "every time you masturbate you are murdering thousands of innocent children-to-be, you scum" comments.
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You can't be a scum without…
Yeah, this thread is weird.. I lost it with the comment of the helmets.
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Hmm…perhaps you have some paranoia? Like you hear the praise, in the back of your mind, something's telling you "no, no, they can't mean what they're saying". I say this because.....eh, I'm no stranger to the concept....
do these negative feelings occur when you're being praised in front of a large group?
Well, I haven't been praised in front of a large group in awhile, but even simple praise with one person feels awkward.
FMA 03> FMA Brotherhood
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Whoops, I see how my comment could cause a fuss but don't delve too deep into it and try to make it something it's not.
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Well, I haven't been praised in front of a large group in awhile, but even simple praise with one person feels awkward.
…How often do you get praised?
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You know how people, even smart, educated people, can be dumb at times of weakness and sexy time is a lot of people's Achilles heel! :P Blood runs hot and you lose control and all that shiz when desire gets a bit too much to handle~
I actually read something a while back on a study that was done on that exact phenomena, which I thought was really quite interesting. It only involved a couple hundred people, I believe, so hardly incredibly rigorous or anything, but still pretty telling in its results. Basically, it found that people, when in a state of arousal, tend to be more likely to find any given thing 'hot', less likely to do various things to practice safe sex, and, perhaps most disturbingly, care (slightly) less about various ethical concerns.
Which I mean, on the whole, probably isn't exactly breaking news on any front. But I thought the fact that someone actually did a study of it was pretty neat, albeit somewhat amusing.
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Actually, wouldn't we be preventing the possibility of life from forming?
Oh, don't come with your reasoning :p
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