Ladieeeeeeeees and gentlemen! ahem 218 entrants have entered this year's tournament and 210 entrants have fallen. The final eight have formed tag teams and have competed as one since the third round and now… I present to you, the final four teams of the Arlong Park Character Tournament 2012 event!
! 'Beards and Berries' Straw Hat Navigator Extraordinaire Nami and the Dark King Himself, Silvers Rayleigh
! 'Eras Collide' Former Yonkou Edward Newgate and Supernova-turned-Shichibukai Trafalgar Law
! 'O-kami' Practitioner of the Okama Way Bon Kurei and Lord of Light and Lightning Enel
! 'Sand-toryuu' Mr. Crocodile Sir Zero and Roronoa Hunter Pirate Zoro
Now then, let us draw the matches for Round 4!
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! I don't believe it... The first match! Swords and spirits collide! It's Crocodile and Zor-
! >! CROCODILE: "Hold it."
! >! (dramatic bgm)
! Yes, Sir Crocodile?
! CROCODILE: "I no longer wish to work with this undesirable fool."
! ZORO: "Oh good, I was thinking the same thing."
! Now, now, guys. Here, let me just switch you partners wit-
! WHITEBEARD: "Now that you mention it, I'm getting a little fed up with the way this bean sprout runs things as well."
! LAW: "If your heart's not in it, then you're welcome to leave, old man."
! WHITEBEARD: "Old man? What nerve you have. Gurararararara."
! Hey, um, can we please just get on with the matches? Crocodile and Zoro, you will face B-
! BON CLAY: "Oh, I've had it up to here with this guy's ego!"
! ENEL: "Do you tremble before God? Do you wish to leave my side? Unfortunately, the only exit from my service is death."
! Guys, come on…
! [sNAMI: "Time to pay up on that debt, Silvers. You barely scraped your way through thanks to me."
! RAYLEIGH: "You barely survived last time, girl. What makes you think you can stop me this time?"
! Okay, fine, tag teams are disbanded! Are you happy? Let's just redraw the matches an-
! >! NAMI: "Nah, don't bother. I've got a score to settle with Beardy over here.
! RAYLEIGH: "Fine, but just know that I don't plan on losing twice."
! BETRAYAL! Nami vs. Rayleigh!
Uh, let's not betray each other. Let's talk this o-
! >! WHITEBEARD: "You're still a hundred years too early to be tangoing with me, boy."
! LAW: "I'll take my chances-ya."
! BETRAYAL! Whitebeard vs. Law!
! Come on, now, seriously!
! >! BON: "Oh, that does it! I'm not holding anything back!"
! ENEL: "So, you choose death? Kneel before my might and pray for mercy!"
! BETRAYAL! Bon Clay vs. Enel!
! Oh, what's the use?
! >! CROCODILE: "Betrayal? How amusing. I don't plan on betraying Moss Head here or anything, I just want a partner who isn't completely useless."
! ZORO: "Hey…..............................!!!!!!"
! >! ZORO:"…....................Who you calling Moss Head, wise guy!?"
! BETRAYAL! Crocodile vs. Zoro!
! Oh, fine, just ignore me and stuff… You guys sort out your own damn problems! throws match card to the ground and signals the start of the Fourth Round
_Prepare your campaigns and enjoy the filler matches as we prepare for the most exciting round yet! These quarter-finals matches are not to be taken lightly, ladies and gentlemen! Any one of these eight brave combatants could very well be the TOURNAMENT CHAMPION!
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(Significantly less fun summary of the events which transpired above):_
! Nami vs. Rayleigh
Whitebeard vs. Law
Bon Clay vs. Enel
Crocodile vs. Zoro