Doc Hiruluk: You, sir, are a very sick man. Let me get my gun, my medicine bag, and a chainsaw so I can diagnose the problem right away.
Hannyabal: I already know what I have. It's I-Want-To-Be-The-Wardenitis!
Usopp: Is that anything like I-Want-To-Be-King-of-the-Snipersosis?
Kermit: This match has been brought to you by the letter 'H' and number '13'. Yaaaaaaaaaaay!