Felch Discussion Part 4

Megadoomer

Tell me what makes Aizen so unlikable as a villain. I'm sure you'll typically say "HURR DURR AIZEN IS OVERPOWERED AND SUPER DUPER SMART AND STUFF"

He's not just unlikeable as a villain - he's unlikeable as a character. His presence removes all suspense - every single time that there is any kind of cliffhanger which appears to have him injured in any way, we know that by the next chapter, he'll either be completely unharmed, or the entire thing will be an illusion. He has no personality beyond smug preparedness, and given that he recently made four years of the story completely pointless by defeating the Espada on his own and complete cellular destruction can't put him down, he quickly becomes frustrating to read about. He's merely a shell of a character, a male version of a Mary Sue, and given that a larger version of an attack that's already failed multiple times won't stop him, he will continue to be for the foreseeable future.

Also, we're still waiting on your list of reasons why Bleach is better than One Piece so that they can be completely proven wrong.

Zoom

@No:

He has no personality . He is so strong and overly powerfull and prepared for every eventuality it makes him boring and every fight with him just filler , basicly .

He has plenty of personality. He has a god-like I don't give a shit attitude and looks down on even people such as old man Yama. To be standing in front of Yama and not even feel fear(Because if he was scared of Yama at the time he would've started transforming) is simply amazing and shows how badass he is. And as for him being prepared, well Batman is a heavily worse offender at that. Aizen's preparations were honestly common sense. You can't just stroll up facing the gotei 13 without having something to take down Yamamoto.

@Silverblade:

Do you mean that you haven't read no books at all, or that you haven't read any diffficul tbooks?

I haven't read any books that seem difficult to me.

@loledinmypants:

He also has butterfly wings growing out of his ass. And before that he was a mullet fairy. And before that a condom man.

You don't even know where the ass is located at because the wings obviously aren't growing out of his ass. It's growing out from his spine. You'd know this if you knew anything about the human body at all. I'm guessing that you must shit out of your mouth with your ignorant limited knowledge of the human body.

Sheep

@Zoom:

Crocodile is a straight up badass and is up there in terms of villainy in my opinion but I'll have to give it to Aizen because of his cunningness and overall badass personality and complexity as a villain.

Ow, this post so bad, It's physically hurting me. Aizen is just shockingly, incrediblybad, that reading this garbage makes me want to vomit. Aizen is very cunning, plotting plans for 110 fuckin' years without anybody noticing, because, he got lucky with his sword that happens to have the power of complete hypnosis, which is just a horrible idea to begin with, because It's broken beyond believe without any seriouss weakness.
And I on't get which complexity you are talking about. He is the most, one-sided, boring and obnoxious villain I've ever seen in my life. Kubo even said that he won't even give him a backstory or something like that, to explain his motivation or at least flesh out his blank personality.
And are you fucking kiddin' me, badass? He turned from a condom into a guy with a mullet, and then he became a butterfly.

loledinmypants

@Zoom:

You don't even know where the ass is located at because the wings obviously aren't growing out of his ass. It's growing out from his spine. You'd know this if you knew anything about the human body at all. I'm guessing that you must shit out of your mouth with your ignorant limited knowledge of the human body.

Sea or RBoar posted the anatomy fail that showed that indeed, the wings come from his ass. I'm not the one failing anatomy just because you can't see it in your blind love for the character. I do have to admit, you'd have no need for knowing where Aizen's ass is because clearly he'd be the one pitching between you two.
Zoom V - Don't Stop Carry On!

Megadoomer

@Zoom:

He has plenty of personality. He has a god-like I don't give a shit attitude and looks down on even people such as old man Yama. To be standing in front of Yama and not even feel fear(Because if he was scared of Yama at the time he would've started transforming) is simply amazing and shows how badass he is. And as for him being prepared, well Batman is a heavily worse offender at that. Aizen's preparations were honestly common sense. You can't just stroll up facing the gotei 13 without having something to take down Yamamoto.

Yes, because Batman can totally plan out every detail of a person's life fifteen years in advance, reverse his own senses instantly despite how impossible that is, and know how a reality-warping device works better than its creator. Wait, no, you're an idiot.

Zoom

@iSheep:

Ow, this post so bad, It's physically hurting me. Aizen is just shockingly, incrediblybad, that reading this garbage makes me want to vomit. Aizen is very cunning, plotting plans for 110 fuckin' years without anybody noticing, because, he got lucky with his sword that happens to have the power of complete hypnosis, which is just a horrible idea to begin with, because It's broken beyond believe without any seriouss weakness.
And I on't get which complexity you are talking about. He is the most, one-sided, boring and obnoxious villain I've ever seen in my life. Kubo even said that he won't even give him a backstory or something like that, to explain his motivation or at least flesh out his blank personality.
And are you fucking kiddin' me, badass? He turned from a condom into a guy with a mullet, and then he became a butterfly.

Aizen is a transcendent being now. He even stated it himself. The condom transformation was short lived and the mullet form was awesome in my opinion and even the so called "butterfly" form is awesome looking. And the Kyoka Suigetsu does have a weakness. It was shown two times when Yamamoto let Aizen stab himself and when Gin touched his sword. I'm sure and I hope Kubo will probably make a backstory for him though.

@loledinmypants:

Sea or RBoar posted the anatomy fail that showed that indeed, the wings come from his ass. I'm not the one failing anatomy just because you can't see it in your blind love for the character. I do have to admit, you'd have no need for knowing where Aizen's ass is because clearly he'd be the one pitching between you two.
Zoom V - Don't Stop Carry On!

lol, I read the latest chapter 2-3 times. I don't see any wings at all coming out Aizen's ass.

Cyan D. Funk

zoom whos the better writer

kubo or tezuka

loledinmypants

Guys, I take it back, Zoom's not a troll. He's just obsessed with his fictional lover. Let's talk about Felch and sip on haterade again, ok? Unless Zoom wants to give us 5 reasons Bleach is > OP

Zoom

@Megadoomer:

Yes, because Batman can totally plan out every detail of a person's life fifteen years in advance, reverse his own senses instantly despite how impossible that is, and know how a reality-warping device works better than its creator. Wait, no, you're an idiot.

No. Batman has came up with plans to take down very powerful heroes that would be looked at as gods in other fictional universes. Even Aizen wouldn't be able to come up with plans to handle every hero in DC earth in a short time like Batman did. If you read the comics then you'd know Batman is god with prep time.

Cyan D. Funk

zoom whos the better artist

kubo or araki

Zoom

@Cyan:

zoom whos the better writer

kubo or tezuka

Kubo by default since I haven't read Tezuka's work.

@Cyan:

zoom whos the better artist

kubo or araki

Kubo by default since I haven't seen any of Araki's work.

Megadoomer

In that case, read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Now.

Cyan D. Funk

zoom why don't you read good manga

loledinmypants

@Zoom:

Kubo by default since I haven't read Tezuka's work.

Kubo by default since I haven't seen any of Araki's work.

So you don't even research any of the other side's work and just declare Kubo the winner? Glad to know you aren't Aizen's biased lover.

Zoom

@Cyan:

zoom why don't you read good manga

I've read plenty of manga… Not reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does not mean I don't read good manga.

@loledinmypants:

So you don't even research any of the other side's work and just declare Kubo the winner? Glad to know you aren't Aizen's biased lover.

What? I'm not gonna take my time reading works just to figure who's the best writer and who's the best artist. It's like asking me which of the two sluts is better in bed when I've only had sex with one of them.

Bobjr

Aizen the the anime equivalent of the Hypnotoad.

loledinmypants

@Zoom:

What? I'm not gonna take my time reading works just to figure who's the best writer and who's the best artist. It's like asking me which of the two Aizens is better in bed when I've only had sex with one of them.

Canon evidence to my claim of AiZoo

Bucephalus

@Zoom:

I haven't read any books that seem difficult to me.

…......

so, you've essentially read no books with any serious meaning or complexity, then?

because everyone, no matter who they are, assuming they've actually read a few good books, will find themselves pondering the meaning of a passage or the theme of the book as a whole

how about this: name one good author and one good book (the book must be by a different author than the one prior stated).

loledinmypants

@Bucephalus:

how about this: name one good author and one good book (the book must be by a different author than the one prior stated).

inb4 Zoom says JK Rowling/Harry Potter/Twilight/Stephanie Meyer.

Bucephalus

i'm actually expecting some book he had to read for an English class that he just ended up reading the Sparknotes for

Outerspec

Don't you ever change Zoom. Seriously, this is an entertaining read.

Zoom

@Bucephalus:

…......

so, you've essentially read no books with any serious meaning or complexity, then?

because everyone, no matter who they are, assuming they've actually read a few good books, will find themselves pondering the meaning of a passage or the theme of the book as a whole

how about this: name one good author and one good book (the book must be by a different author than the one prior stated).

If comic books count then I'd have to say Final Crisis by Grant Morrison because I'll admit that story was pretty confusing and you'd have to look back up on the story before fully realizing what it was about.

If Comics don't count, then I'd have to say The Cold Equations by Tom Godwin.

loledinmypants

LOL "if comics count"…

Zoom

@loledinmypants:

LOL "if comics count"…

Because with comics, you don't read it amirite?

loledinmypants

@Zoom:

Because with comics, you don't read it amirite?

Not with Bleach anyway. No words beyond Aizen's monologues.

Tsukishima

@Zoom:

I've read plenty of manga…

Yeah, you've said it a lot of times, but I don't remember if you ever gave us the name of those mangas. I would like to know what are your favourite mangas besides Bleach and One Piece. That could probably explain why you like so much Bleach.

Zoom

@loledinmypants:

Not with Bleach anyway. No words beyond Aizen's monologues.

There is reading with Bleach… You'd know that if you looked at the series... It seems to me that you don't look at it since you think Aizen has wings coming out from his own butt.

loledinmypants

@Zoom:

There is reading with Bleach… You'd know that if you looked at the series... It seems to me that you don't look at it since you think Aizen has wings coming out from his own butt.

lol… you're the one not looking at it if you think he doesn't, or that he's a seraph, or that it takes longer than 30 seconds to "read" a chapter. Bleach has such a high word count... I like OP because it has less to read.

TLC

@Bucephalus:

how about this: name one good author and one good book (the book must be by a different author than the one prior stated).

John Grisham and Of Mice and Men

This could actually end up being a fun game.

RBoar

@loledinmypants:

LOL "if comics count"…

@loledinmypants:

Not with Bleach anyway. No words beyond Aizen's monologues.

Guys…

@Tsukishima:

Yeah, you've said it a lot of times, but I don't remember if you ever gave us the name of those mangas. I would like to know what are your favourite mangas besides Bleach and One Piece. That could probably explain why you like so much Bleach.

@loledinmypants:

lol… you're the one not looking at it if you think he doesn't, or that he's a seraph, or that it takes longer than 30 seconds to "read" a chapter.

What the hell…

... are you guys doing??!!

loledinmypants

@RBoar:

Guys…

What the hell...

... are you guys doing??!!

We're talking with the guy who takes Aizen's "sword" every night. But I agree with the sentiment that we ought to stop.

Cyan D. Funk

The Godfather and John Milton.

dirt monkey AL

@Zoom:

I've read plenty of manga… Not reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does not mean I don't read good manga.

except it does mean that
@Zoom:

What? I'm not gonna take my time reading works just to figure who's the best writer and who's the best artist. It's like asking me which of the two sluts is better in bed when I've only had sex with one of them.

yes, but the reason you fuck both is to find out which one has AIDS

Badass SnoCone

So, what, is Zoom this thread's Juju or something?

loledinmypants

@Badass:

So, what, is Zoom this thread's Juju or something?

That's insulting to juju.

GEPPETTOSMONSTER

I find bleach to be a satire unto itself

Airflow

well you're not a troll Zoom

…I can't say any more than that because one of my kidneys shut down when you said Aizen was a better villain than Crocodile.

GEPPETTOSMONSTER

Aizen's a villian? I must of missed something somewhere…I thought he was a stand up comedian

MetaMario

@GEPPETTOSMONSTER:

Aizen's a villian? I must of missed something somewhere…I thought he was a stand up comedian

You have no idea how much this made me laugh. XD

Megadoomer

@Badass:

So, what, is Zoom this thread's Juju or something?

No, Juju actually shows signs of improving.

loledinmypants

@Megadoomer:

No, Juju actually shows signs of improving.

Juju also actually has more debathing skills beyond "no u" unlike Zoom. All Zoom's done is say baseless stuff, not back his opinions up with anything beyond garbage, and go "lol, you must not reed belch if dat's wut u tink". Juju at least tries to show examples from the manga and prove his point. Juju at least tries to back himself up with more than opinionated drivel and "lol, no ur rong"

Kitsune Inferno

Um… guys...

Who the hell are you all arguing with?

loledinmypants

@Kitsune:

Um… guys...

Who the hell are you all arguing with?

Aizen's lover, Zoommari.
PS: Can you makes Turn A's Moonlight Butterfly with an Aizen face for me, pl0x?

Sheep

We should organize a fight between juju and zoom with heavy weaponry. If we end up lucky, they both can't continue to write here anymore.

loledinmypants

@iSheep:

We should organize a fight between juju and zoom with heavy weaponry. If we end up lucky, they both can't continue to write here anymore.

Zoommari would win. After all, when were you under the illusion you forced the real Zoommari into that fight?

Kitsune Inferno

@loledinmypants:

Aizen's lover, Zoommari.
PS: Can you makes Turn A's Moonlight Butterfly with an Aizen face for me, pl0x?

There's not even a member by that name. Closest I found was Zoo Shanks.

Seriously, why the hell are you all having an argument with this "Zoom" person?

Also, @moonlight butterflyzen, I'm going out of town in like five minutes. Somebody else do it /moria

GEPPETTOSMONSTER

Now i'm just gonna go on a whim here and say the next chapter no scratch that the chapter after the next chapter we'll be brought back to yammy .

loledinmypants

If we ever interrupt Yammy and co's tea party, I'd expect Kubo to leave us with another "Aizen's been attacked" "cliffhanger" beforehand.

GEPPETTOSMONSTER

It's going to happen sooner or latter…actually I rather have another TBTP arc than go an see what yammy's doing.

Zoom

@GEPPETTOSMONSTER:

Aizen's a villian? I must of missed something somewhere…I thought he was a stand up comedian

You thought wrong as always. What makes you think that? He's far from it. He's more of a philosopher.