Time for another round of Authorial love, from me… to you!
Before I get started though, I must ask the audience... I keep getting questions about this "Hinata" character. Am I supposed to know who that is?
@Jarhead:
Hey, Kisimoto, do you collect eyes as a hobby? And paint shanaingans on them?
All Sharingan have eyes, but not all eyes have Sharingan.
@Airflow101:
Hey Kishi, what is your typical approach when dealing with a wild Juju back home?
Generally I leave out a box propped up with a stick, and some treat under it. Sasuke/Itachi wank doujins seem to do the trick pretty well.
And I sure do wish Kishi was here to answer our questions…
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Time difference between America and Japan. And forwarding and translating and other such trifles. I will do my best to answer questions in a timely manner as I see fit, but no guarantees.
@Wrong:
Konan should have been the leader of Akatsuki.
The scenario I always imagined was Konan as a cigar-chomping iron-fisted proletariat and wastes of ink like Nagato and Madara didn't exist.
Ah, but she is! I have not yet deemed most of the reading audience worthy of this reveal, but it will in fact be a true surprise twist that Konan is actually Tobi, who is actually Madara! Who is actually Danzo! Who is actually Jiraiya!
@Zkaiser:
There is not enough boobage and discussion of boobage in this thread.
I personally respect a modest pair of breasts on my mate. Large breasts seem unnecessary in this day and age even if they are fun. I actually disapprove of breast augmentation. women should stick to what they've got.
Gross! Who would want to deal with weepy females when much more seductive Glossy Black is there for the taking?
@Gekko135:
a question for Kishibevard.
I can see where the confusion comes from, but I am not Robby Bevard. I respond and send an email to Mr. Bevard, who then translates my memos despite having no grasp of Japanese whatsoever, and then posts these things. I truly am Kishimoto… uh... I forgot my first name again, and I don't feel like checking Wikipedia. Uh... Masashi? Is that it?
What kind of affection do you give all your lost children? (like Juju)
People who've forsaken their families to become your servants.
Where do you keep them?
I love all my children and fans. As for where I keep them, I'm afraid if you knew that, you would also know where the bodies were, so I cannot say at the moment.
@choperman:
EDIT: WTF why is this in the naruto thread now :(
Moderator lacks a sense of humor. It was intended as focused thread of win and awesome, and as stated in the first post, an UNoffical Naruto thread to go alongside the official one for those that wished to take it seriously, while in here it would be treated as the trash that it is now.
I mean, the great epic that I put to paper every week.
It was relabeled as the plain old "Naruto VI" thread after being up for about an hour, and so it will instead, just carry on much like the later half of the "Naruto V" thread. Perhaps having "boobs" in the title was pushing matters a bit…
If you reply to a post instead of just posting anew, it will keep the intial subject heading.