He would end up in an oven!
What would happen if Luffy would start reading a book?
He would end up in an oven!
What would happen if Luffy would start reading a book?
Sanji: "Hey guys, we have reindeer meat today for dinner!"
WTF are that two monkey brothers from Jaya?
What would happen if Luffy would start reading a book?
a cyclone would come and crached GM with all the crew without Nami knowing, because all of the crew will be stunned in surprise :P
WTF are that two monkey brothers from Jaya?
they are orangutan who can speak:P
Q: what will happen if Sanji accidentally cut his finger while doing the cook job?
(sorry, I can't think any better question ^^; )
A: He'd ask Nami to kiss it and make it feel better!
Q: How did Alvida nearly double in height after eating a Devil Fruit?
You try swimming back from where she landed after Luffy sent her into the sea!!!
What would happen if Sanji actually found himself a girl?
A: he wouldn't know what to do
Q: If the strawhats started a band, what kind of music would they play?
A- Extremely bad music, at least until they practiced.
Q- Why do the Marines wear those incredibly obvious uniforms which make them easy targets?
A: Because the guys from quer eye chose out the outfits
Q: Would the staw hat guys make a good boy band? (sorry, I'm really jittery since I heard that the backstreet boys were coming back…in a bad way)
A: No, because they need to worry about Nami and Robin.
Q: What would happen if a OP main character died?
A: The world would end.(XD)
Q: What would happen if the mermen turned into normal people?
A:
Kurobi: I'm… I'm so short~!
Arlong: SHAHAHAHA~!! What the hell happened to you~? Shaha– ... OH GAWD MY NOSE~! MY TEETH~! OH DEAR LORD~!!
Chuu: Calm down, it's not that bad… Chu <3
Arlong: THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY~!! You barely look any different~!
Hatchi: … What's going on~? -goes over to Arlong and Kurobi-
Kurobi and Arlong: GET OUT OF OUR BREATHING SPACE~!
Chuu: Look, just relax, this'll all be sorted out soon enough, Chu <3
Arlong: Is… Is it me, or is it really stuffy around here... -hyperventilating-
Hatchi: I don't get it… New haircuts~?
-everyone glares at Hatchi-
Hatchi: … Well sooo-orry~! Pfft... Hey, look guys~! I can cross my fingers~!
Kurobi: My… My gills... ;_;
Hatchi: I still don't get it…
Arlong: -faints-
Heh… I gotta make a doujin of that...
Q: What type of Merman is Jinbei~?
–Saito
A: A seahorse! :lol:
Q: Why does Lucci talk too much?
A: Because his original hair color is blonde (that was sooo bad :( )
Q: If luffy can stretch his arms and legs and stuff can he stretch his…uh.. um..teeth <.<; >.>;
A: too much plaque!
Q:Why is Sanji so skinny?
A: He has my metabolism (food goes right through me ^^ ).
Q: What if Buggy became a porn star?
A: The world would finally know if he has a detatchable hoo-hah.
Q: What happened to Kurobi and Chew after the Arlong arc?
A: they're all gone with the wind
Q: How is franky related to Pop-eye and Ace ventura???
A: Popeye, the arms & cola is his spinach. Ventura, the ultra cowlick hair, shades & the Hawaiian shirts. :P
Q: Why was Kuromarimo's weakness his chin?
A: because that part wasn't protected by his afro :P
Q: what will happen if Chopper was ill?
he will start panicking and start running for his doctorine
why does robin's nose look flat at the top but normal at the sides?
A: Extensive plastic surgury!
Q: What if Crocodile was in sand form then it started to rain?
A: A massive glitch would occour, and the word "TILT" would pop up on the page, which would self-destruct.
Q: What If Luffy permanently glued the Afro to his head?
Okay, when I saw Solar's question, I decided to do a visual piece, but because The Daz replied before me, I won't post a question, just my answer to the Solar's question. So just move onto his question after this. (It's read right to left… Duh.)
Thank you and goodnight.
–Saito
Originally posted by The Daz@Jun 18 2005, 01:50 PM
Q: What If Luffy permanently glued the Afro to his head?
A: He would be so bad ass that the entire earth explodes.
Q: If Sanji had to choose between Nami and Robin, who would he pick?
A: Robin due to all the sexual possibilities. XD
Q: What if Gaimon never fell into that treasure chest, but just broke his legs?
Originally posted by Saito Ayame@Jun 18 2005, 03:44 PM
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A: You'd have a very poor man with no way of covering his new medical bills.
Q: Why does Usopp seem to wear a cafeteria-style hair net?
A: Because he secretly worked part time as a lunch-lady
Q: HOW did all of the animals/things on Longringlong island got so…Long?
A: It's a looooooong stoooorrrrryyy, but, it makes island hopping easier
Q: If you ate a zoan devils fruit based on a fish, would you be able to swim?
A: Nope but you would be able to breath.. ^^
Q: What can the skypea people do with their wings?
A: Snowboard, of course!
Q: Why can't Arlong be named Penelope?
A: 'Cose Penelope Park just doesn't sound menacing enough :lol:
Q: Why can't Chopper fly?
A: He´s not inspector gadget, guy: he can´t make appear a helicopter from his hat!
Q: What if Aokiji, instead of the Ice power, had the… banana power(the first thing i tought)?
A: Luffy and Robin would have turned into a rubber banana, and a banana that can sprout peels anywhere.
Q: what is the least useful devil's fruit power seen in One Piece to date?
The Indigestion Indigestion Fruit: All life forms have severe stomach allergies to eating it.
Q: How come Luffy doesn't have much trouble with other people stretching his rubber limbs as attacks or for amusement?
A: He likes it when people touch his rubber! (That doesn't sound right)
Q: Usopp has a big nose, does that signify anything?
Yes, it means that he was a stand in for Larry of the tree stooges during Moe's nose yanks.
What if Luffy fought someone with glueglue fruit powers?
Stalemate, lol.
Why don't the stretching and momentum follow the law of physics? It's pretty impossible to throw your head back a 100 metres then bring it back, without any handhold and without your body being yanked back.
A: It's an anime/manga.
Q: Does Luffy like cheese?
A: Luffy loves cheese…He just doesn't tell anyone!
Q: Will Luffy ever fall in LOVE???
A: If he meets an edible woman. But that chick had better have some insane healing power or it'll be a very short-lived romance.
Q: What has Morgan been doing lately?
A: Breakin' rocks & breakin' hearts! ;)
Q: What happened to Miss Monday after the collapse of Baroque Works?
She joined a a motorcycle gang
what would Luffy do if they landed on an island of vegans, and the log took at least 1 month to set?
Look at Chopper not as his nakama, but as emergency food XD
Why Zoro have three swords? Why didn´t he throw one of the two swords he had before and keep the Kuina´s?
A: 'Cause biting into Kunai's sword makes him horny - but he has to keep up with the two sword style aswell.
Q: Where'd the silver fox get the name, "Foxy" from~? (Like, why's he called that~?)
–Saito
Because he looks a bit like a fox?
(I remember a fancomic where Luffy said something to Zoro(who was holding the three swords) and Zoro replied: "I can´t(whatever he said).Having this sword in my mouth make me drool" XD)
When Arlong was fighting Luffy, why does he showed his fin when he hid underwater? Why didn´t he just sunk and stab Luffy?
A: He couldn't help it~! Have you ever tried to dive into a pool in a baggy Hawaiian shirt~? They puff up. It was a good minute until the air dispersed allowing him to finally start heading below - that, and he reckons his fin is supa sexy, and he couldn't resist flashing it.
Q: What would happen to a gyojin if he/she ate a devil-fruit~?
–Saito
A. He/She would lose their ability to swim, therefore they would be laughed at
alot.(sorry, all I could think of.)
Q: (another Arlong Arc question!)What would happen if you turned Chuu, Arlong, Hatchi and Kurobii into girls?XD
A: They'd turn into mermaids and lose their legs in the process, and therefore Arlong would have no use for them and they'd spend the rest of their lives unemployed.
Q: How come most Marines seem to be total losers, save for the ones we know or are led by people we know?
Because they arent important.
What other purposes could a Klabuterman be used for?
A: One hot 24/7 themed dance club (come on Lucie and get down with your bad self! :P )
Q: Why are eveyone's teeth so shiny and white and you never see anyone brush their teeth or go to the dentist?