Q:He will wish for Naked Nami
A:What if you saw Mr.2 kissing a women?
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A: It wasn't really a woman, it was a man in drag.
Q: Who was it that was disguised in drag?
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A-Caused Bon Clay was dressed as a DRAB
Q-Is Bon Clay a woman then?
Originally Posted by Nightwing
Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?
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A: I don't know.
Q: What if Erik the Whirlwind met Bon Kurei?
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A: Erik is dead, yo.
Q: What if a tattoo needle was full of chocolate sauce when you got a tattoo? -
That's a swirled chocolate rabbit, not a swirled fish! Do I have to tape the freaking outline to your forehead?
Santoryu has 'Three Thousand Worlds'. Gyojin Karate has the "Thousand Brick Fist". What does Okama Kempo have?
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A: Swan Arbesque, of course!
Q: What does Ramen Kenpo have?
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A: Lobster flavor
Q: What if Jimmy Neutron was a One Piece villain?
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A: Then, hopefully, Sanji would kill him.
Q: Wouldn't Vegapunk be OP's Jimmy Neutron.? -
A: 'Course not, no robot dog
Q: Eiichiro Oda made a mecha version of One Piece?
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A: Yeah, with a boy genius.
Q: When will it be released?
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A: As soon as they can come to an agreement with Judas Priest to use 'Metal Gods' as the theme song.
Q: Why are there no male Whiffle hens?
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A) Because the males are eaten by the females after or during copulation. Oh wait, that's spiders.
Q) What is Kaku's connection to this mysterious lack of male whiffle hens? -
A) He eats male Whiffle hens after or during copulation.
Q) What would the half human/half animal transformation for a bagworm Zoan fruit look like? -
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Q) What will Kaku do when he finds Vivi drunk in his living room? -
A) He will dye his hair of green, put a white shirt and trick her to the bed.
Q) What if Kalifa had a gangsta accent?
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A: "Yo, bitch! Sexual harrasment!" shigans Spandam
Q: Does Kaku dream of a naked giraffe at night?Jeff the Killer: Go to sleep…Cavendish: Okay 8DJeff: Wha- WAIT, NO!
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A) Giraffes are already naked, aren't they :wassat: ? Anyway, he doesn't dream that because everybody on Enies Lobby would think he is a freak and Jyabura would torment him everyday.
Q) Is It's a Lion actually Mel Brooks?
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A) >> << >_> Nooo…
Q) If Luffy had a son, and his son died, what would Zoro do? -
Well, considering he's the father, he'll just do another one.
Mr. 4 is a flower in disguise. What kind of flower?
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A: I hope not
Q: How many panties do we have to send to Brook? -
(Oops, sorry for that Lion)
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A: 50 :D
Q: What do you think will happen then? -
A) Their rightful owners will demand them back. Or, Sanji will get a pair stuck up his nose.
Q) Who the hell is Dadan? (chapter 440)
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A. A Sentient Space laser on the Moon.
Q. If Enel finds it, will they get along?
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"HIGHFIVE, MATE!"
Can Luffy lose at ANY sport?!
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A: Professional lawn-care triathalon is his one weakness.
Q: Should I java-script my way to a better body in just 15 days?
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A:Yes
Q:Who will win in a running on water contest Brook,Naruto, or Zoidberg Jesus? -
Wait until they finish! Badabom
Dies laughingCan Brooke raise his hand down? [yeah, no mistake in words]
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A-Yea of course, cant you?
Q-Can't everybody raise they're hands down?
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A: No, some people have muscular dystrophy.
Q: How many realized that that wasn't funny, but sad. -
A: That was very sad.
Q: Why are we talking about MD?
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A: What is this thread ever talking about? (I answered with a question)
Q: Am I the only one who feels that Aoi's new sig has indeed made him/her more emo? -
A-If Aoi's emo than Zoro's gay.
Q-Are both true or are both false?
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A: Both true, definitly.
Q: Why doesn't Robin just use a knife with her arms? -
A: Because she would be too tempted to cut herself
Q: How did Crocodile lose his hand? -
A: Paper jam in the office copier.
Q: What office did Croc work at?
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A: Dunder-Mifflin Inc, aka THE Office.
Q: Who else worked at the office?
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ummmm, those guys, Rikey Gervais I think one was called, hated that show, the American one was even worse.
Q) How big is Nami's piggy bank?
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A) Nami doesn't like piggy banks. She prefers safes.
Q) What if Enel had a surf dude accent?
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A: Then I guess he'd be less Eminem.
Q: What if Enel talked like the actual Eminem? -
A: Then I would hate him forevahs
Q: Is Zoro the sensei, with the sword he slay, pick up a queen in Miami and go MIA.
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A: No as he isn't currently teaching anyone and Miami doesn't exist in the One Piece universe.
Q: KakuXHachi?
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A: Giraffctopus.
Q: Who will join the Straw Hats next?
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A) Aokiji, Garp, and three out of Four Emperors.
Q) What is the most retarded fanboy theory to come down the pipe? -
Sogeking is Usopp from the future.
Who from the SH has the greatest chance of being a virgin?
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A) Usopp or Chopper are the most obvious, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Sanji.
Q) Luffy's obviously gotten laid. Who would f–k him and why? -
A: Vivi because she is a princess
Q:We know that Brook can poop but can he pee? -
A) insert joke
Q) If Luffy found a weird hole in a weird wall, what would he do? -
A: Yell to the crew about a 'Mystery Hole', whereupon Nami claims ownership of it and charges Sanji 100000 Berries to look through it.
Q: What does Sanji see there?
