A) Sanji masturbates to Sailor Moon reruns.
Zoro dreams of raping Usopp, but gets by with really rough hetero sex.
Usopp dreams of being raped by Chuu.
Nami wishes she had someone who understood her, but settles for secret flings with whoever's room is unlocked at night.
Franky has a Dell.
Chopper sneaks into the Soldier Dock Channel 2 chamber when no one's looking.
Luffy is a freakin' virgin.
Robin takes what she wants.
Q) What about the villains? What are their sex lives like?
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A) Buggy: none, Kuro: had his time with Kaya, but that's over, Kreig: Of course not, Arlong: He's a fish, Alivda: Before no, after yes, Mr.3: never, Ms. Valentine: her and Mr. 5, Ms. Goldenweek: you're disgusting, Mr. 2: depends what form he's in. That's all I'm doing for now
Q) What would Brook have on IT'S A LION's sig?
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A) Necrophilla
Q) Do the monsters of the Sea ever try and take control of the land?
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As I recall we had an entire story arc about that, and it begins with Chapter 69.
What will they do once they take over the land?
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A: Party and demand tribute.
Q: How does one make brown, o wise Lord?
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by sleep.
[insert a (not) good question here]?
fillerfiller
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A) SHARK ON DARTS! You dead.
Q) What kind of sex lives do CP9 have? -
A: Well, it's usually an orgy, since there's only one woman
Q: Will there ever be Clima Tact upgrades beyond Pefect Clima Tact? -
A) Yes, the Fanboy Clima Tact, with the power to make Eneru fight Kuma.
Q) If CP9 worked at the Domo, what would it be like? -
A: Like pidgeon dump
Q: Damn! The Kakusino burns! Who's the fireman/firewoman? -
A) Funkfreed!
Q) What does Kaku choose to rescue from his burning livelihood? -
A) Those giraffe manequins and the slot-machines with giraffe theme.
Q) What if CP9 was addicted on drugs? -
A) Then I guess they would buy drugs
Q) Can we seriously stop with the CP9 questions? -
A. Only if you give us a chocolate.
Q. If Majiin Buu came and turned everyone in One Piece into chocolate, how would different people taste?
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I don't know. I took a bite of Kumadori and spat it out because it was all hairy.
Can someone please explain the Kaku Mystique to me? I don't get what makes him 500 times cooler than Lucci or Jyabura.
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A: The super parkour-esque building jumping with the limb flinging. People dig bendy limbs. Just look at Hollow Ichigo vs. Byakuya or Sanji. And the fact that there is a giant, square, kick ass giraffe man.
Q: Lucchi and Jyabura are overrated. Dicsussions?
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A. Lycanthropes/Zoanthropes in general usually are.
Q. What would happen if Luffy fought someone who ate the Silly Putty Devil Fruit?
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A: He could throw newspaper at him and cover him in words.
Q: Can we all agree that OP > DBZ? -
A: No, because there are always some spoilsports out there >>
Q: What's the difference between Arlong and Kaku? -
Webbed toes? Their noses? Their chins? (gets slapped across the face by an unseen webbed hand) Oh, evidently their species.
How come Robin can make extra limbs, but she can't make extra muscles inside existing limbs, to, for example, give her a Miss Monday physique?
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A) Course she can, she produces boobs to go on her muscles, making her muscly.
Q) Would this be a dream come true for me?
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A: No, because you are homosexual
Q: Did I just burn you? -
A) No, no you didn't have a nice day ^_^
Q) Should I do a OP-Audio play?
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If you want to
Who will take over the world of One Piece?
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A) Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans, Slitheen, Silurians, The Rani, The Sycorax, Arlong and The Master, at the same time….then Nami will anal rape them all.
Q) How will she do that?
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A: By telling them its a prostrate exam.
Q: After she anal rapes them all, will she be the unquestioned ruler of the world?
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A: ….I'd rather not answer that one
Q: Is Local-chan's avi now the best one on the forums nosebleeds -
A. If your RL girlfriend isn't putting out.
Q. Eikichi Onizuka and Sanji switch places for a day. How does this work out? (Don't answer if you don't know who Onizuka is )
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A: Luffy will kick Onikuza out because he can't cook and Sanji will do cook lessons in Holy Forest, as well as dating the female students.
Q: Asking again because Impel Down answered it lazily… What if CP9 was addicted on drugs?
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A. Lucci would do morphine and would talk like Mr 4., Jyabura would do speed and be bouncing off the walls, Calipha would do Ecstacy and find interesting ways to use her powers, Crippled Spandam would do shrooms and have "Spandam and Purple Funkfreed's funky adventure", Kaku would snort crack and start chortling incessantly, Kumadori would abuse tranquilizers and actually become normal, Fukuro would do pot and start a long, nonsensical conversation with anyone who walked by, and Bleuno would abuse laxatives and start crapping into the door dimension, then letting it all out on people's heads.
Q. If Blackbeard's power sucked in the door dimension, what would happen?
I called it wrong, so long ago. I guess this needs to be changed.
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A-He'd capture Blueno and all the demons inside of it.
Before i ask the question, i'm gonna point out i couldn't get to a computer for a week, and when i came back it was closed so…
Q-Who would've won the Hurt and Heal game if it was still open?
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A: Disco King Jango(Even though he lost)
Q: Do you cut the hairs?
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A: which hairs?
Q: Am I a bit creeped out by you now? -
A: Maybe..Kinda..Probably.. Yeah, you are!
Q: What did Generic_Soda mean when he posted "Do you cut the hairs?"
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A) Those weird hairs that grow outta the bottom of your feet.
A) What happens when Carl from ATHF finds Luffy and Usopp in his pool? -
A: He will curse them and Usopp will freak out, but Luffy remains and says "Geez, you're pretty chubby Onesan."
Q: What if Spandam was a pimp?
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@Jokerit:
A: Maybe..Kinda..Probably.. Yeah, you are!
Q: What did Generic_Soda mean when he posted "Do you cut the hairs?"
It's some engrish I found somewhere…
A: There's no way in hell I'm answering that...
Q: What if Fire Fist Ace remembered Nero in his post talking abou tCP9 on drugs?
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A: Nero would take Speed and jump out of a window… into the ocean. Wait, he already did
Q: Is Blueno's nose magical?
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A) No, but his hair is.
Q) What does Blueno's magical hair do? -
A) Make love with Kaku and Jyabura.
Q) Lucci meets Santa Claus. What will happen?
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A: Santa Claus dies with a hole in his neck from Lucci's Shigun.
Q: Shogun???
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A) SHAMAN!
Q) If Luffy was a voodoo priest, what would Nami be? -
A: Wow, that was a stupid question.
Q: Why does my forehead itch so much? -
A1: Nami would be a zombie slave and Luffy would make her beat in the others instead beat him all the time.
A2: Because you're trying to find a brain.
Q: What if Usopp burst out in anger just like Robert De Niro in "Taxi Driver"? (Don't answer it if you didn't watch Taxi Driver)
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A) "Each night when I return the Merry to the dock, I have to clean the cum off the poop deck. Some nights, I clean off the blood."
(Been a while, might not be 100% accurate)
Q) What would the "Royale with cheese" scene be like if it was Usopp and Sanji instead of Jules and Vincent?
[transcript]
Jules: Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars.
Vincent: Okay, so what'cha want to know?
Jules: Hash is legal there, right?
Vincent: It's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: And those are hash bars?
Vincent: Yeah, it breaks down like this: okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but, but - but that doesn't matter 'cause – get a load of this, alright -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it – I'm f--kin' goin'.
Vincent: I know baby. You'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the f–k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [[I]laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
V****incent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Gawd damn!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they f–kin' drown 'em in that shit.
Jules: That's some f–ked up shit. [/transcript] -
A) Sanji is talking about his mission in Skypea and complains how they call Lobster à Champion of "Sky Lobster at Blue", and Usopp grouches how it's indeed weird.
Q) What happened when Kumadori yelled, "The Tower of Justice won't be taken by… BURRITOS!"?
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A: Burrito lovers would throw tomatoes at him and his hair would be dyed red.
Q: Why is AD-HD Pirate's avatar making me cry? :cwy:
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A: Because you're a wuss. Oh wait what am I saying makes me want to cry too:cwy: how come you had to leave us saul.
Q: What would life be like if Luffy had fairly odd parents.
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A: He would have all the meat he ever wanted and he'd already be King of the Pirates.
Q: What if Zoro had Fairy Godparents?
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A-He'd never get lost again. He'd be too stubborn to just wish to be the strongest in the world, its just not his style. And his swords will be able to light on fire!!!
Q-What if Sanji had Fairy Godparents?
