Get drunk and wrap themselves up and eat usopp's nose
why doesnt Eneru's attacks catch Luffy's strawhat on fire?
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His hat is actually made of plastic. The straw hat name is just a marketing thing.
Q: Where's the sea combat you'd expect most pirate encounters to take the form of?
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A: Hiding. Play 'Spot The Sea Combat!' and get brownie points from Oda himself.
Q: Whoa.. is that Luffy I see knitting?
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Apparently.Am I the only Buggy fan girl?
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Originally posted by chitose-himura@Jul 7 2005, 12:59 PM
!!.. XD
A: You might be. Take a vote!
Q: Does Sanji really like girls? I mean, really?
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No he doesnt,he likes guys actually.Especially Zoro.
Why does Luffy always have to eat tons before he gets back to his full strength?
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A: Because food (mostly meat) give the same effect to him as Popeye eating spinach.
Q: What if Nami became a cosplayer?
(Couldn't think of a better question -.- )
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A: "Man, that Nico Robin is terrible, the proportion's wrong, the hair's wrong, and the attitude's all wrong!"
Q: Why does Luffy seem to learn absolutely nothing about restraint?
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A: "Restro– ant? Wassat? Wassat mean??" says Luffy, scratching his head, upon being asked why he has learned nothing about restraint.
Q: Ooh, look! Someone's snogging someone on the Going Merry deck! Who is it??
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Chopper and Zoro. Because nobody ever expected it.
Q: How does Zeff keep that monstrous beard and moustache out of what he's cooking?
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A: Telekinesis.
Q: Wow, Patty looks weird. What happened to him?
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A: Unbeknownst to him, he's related to Franky.
Q: Am i the only one who thinks Alvida looks like Bettie Page?
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Umm… No. She does look like Bettie Page. Thanks for making me do a Google Image search for her.... <_<
Does Miss Monday do steroids?
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A: Only whenever her partner puts them in her drink.
(I was bored and felt I needed to revive this thread)
Q: What happened to Gin???
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He spinned his hammers too fast, and now he flies like a helicopter through the East Blue
Why the Goinge Merry fly form looks like a chicken?
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A: Everyone knows a ship can't turn into a budgie!
Q: If you're Alvida's crewman, what's the right answer to "How do you like me best– before or after?"
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A: Huh? you changed when you ate the devils fruit? Your just as beautiful now as you were before.
: What would Sanji do if there was only Spam in the stores?
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He would use Chopper for "emergency rations" :P
Why doesn't Luffy realise he's causing neck pain for Going Merry to just sit on his head?
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A: The GM heavily self-medicates, absorbing numerous toxic sea critters to lessen the pain of being near Usopp's dub voice. It feels no pain,
Q: How did Arlong get his rings on in the first place?
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A: They aren't really rings, just gem stones jammed into his skin.
Q: Is Crocodile based on the fresh-water variety or salt-water variety?
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A: Trick question. He's based off the guy from the movie Kingpin.
Q: What's Zoro's actual lifelong dream?
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A: Zoro actually wants to eat a whole bunch of cookie dough, massage people, and be violently sick on the floor.
Q: Why is Franky's hair in that specific hairstyle??
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A: Cuz he's an Ace Ventura fan
Q: When will Luffy join the shichibukai?
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A: at the end of One Piece but once he finds out that theirs no meat he'll quit.
Q:Why Sanji always keep his eye cover?
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He actually was born with only one eye. It's embarassing, and greatly affects his depth perception. So, he maintains the "mysterious cool guy" image (well, not really).
Is Mr. 4 related to Slowpoke?
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A: Yes, from his mother's side.
Q: What will Usopp's first bounty be and what will it be for?
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A: 500 berries; he tripped a particularly whiny Marine, who proceeded to write up a poster and pin it up in the breakroom.
Q: Now that the Strawhats are recognized threats, how are people preparing themselves for potential attack?
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A: Mothers are locking away their daughters
Q: What is Nero gonna do now (for a job) now that he's been kicked outta CP9?
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A: Probably flippin' burgers at Mickey D's.
Q: Where did Jabura get that scar over his eye from?
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A: A while ago, Fukurou's zipper was stuck. Jabura offered to help, and from constant struggling, he got it free, but it kept going and ended up getting stuck in his left eye. He pulled back too hard and tore the skin off, and that's how he got the scar.
Q: Why did Crocodile hire an otter and a vulture to be the Unluckies?
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A: Croc' had a bad experince with an otter and a vulture at a zoo as a kid, so from then on he thought otters and vultures were unlucky.Case solved.
Q: Why are there so many pink-haired marines?(Refering to Koby, Fullbody and Hina)
"If you want me..Come and find me._I'm here..__for you._Nothing's stopping you so please release me.I'll belive all your lies, just pretend you love me.Make believe, close your eyes. I'll be Anything For You." ~Evanescence, "Anything For You"
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A: Because pink is the new black
Q: What is on the paper Ace gave to Luffy?
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A. Its a food wrapper, Ace doesnt like to litter.
Q. How did Miss Goldenweek end up as a high ranking in a criminal organization like Baroque Works?
My Signatures and Avatars Feel free to take any of these. Don't forget to ask about our resizings! But DO credit me!
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A: Affirmative Action. (for non-American readers, this is the programme which, to compensate for discrimination, firms and colleges are encouraged to discriminate in favour of women and minorities in selection processes)
Q: Can DF powers be activated unconsciously? Like Ace setting the entire place on fire because he's dreaming of setting something on fire?
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A: Yep! That's why the Whitebeard pirates sent him to go get blackbeard!
Q: Ok, there have been many questions about Sanji's hidden eye, but what about that carrot kid; does he have any eyes behind his hair? And Carne; are there any eyes behind those sunglasses that he never takes off?
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A: Carrot does have eyes, but they only appear when he's shocked. As for Carne, no. He instead has a radar sense to see things like Daredevil.
Q: Who would win in a cooking competition, Bender or Sanji?
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A: Bender would. He could bend Sanji's arm the other way, so he couldn't cook anymore.
Q: If A=Z+Y+X, then why the hell doesn't Blackbeard have a beard?
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A: There is no Blackbeard. No beard. No black. It is a pigment of your imagination.
Q: Where the heck are Zoro's parents?
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A: In the magical realm of Nosepickland, two rights off of nuclear street in Nightmareland.
Q: I've never seen Sanji or Zoro wear shorts even once. (and no, Sanji's Skypea pants don't count) Is there something wrong with me, or do they have problems with showing their legs?
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A: There are many things wrong with you, but they probably have silly nobbly knees, and nobody takes them seriously once they see them.
Q: How do they restock the Baratie?
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A: They don't restock. They glue bits of scrap food together and feed them to the customers.
Q: Why is Bon Clay the only homosexual in the entire series so far?
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A: He isn't, he's just the most open out of all of them.
Q: Where is the army in OP?
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A: There was an army but due to spenting cost they were change to the Marine
Q: Why does Ussop always have alot of dials?
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A: He only has three dials. He only claims he has more. The other dials are kept with his eight thousand pirates and his dead giant goldfish.
Q: Why did the Shickabukhai think that their name was at all intimidating? (it literally goes as "seven armed seas", right?)
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A: So that they could impress womens at Bars
Q: Were did the Tribes ( I forgot what they are called) of SkyPiea get their weapons?
Damekko Doubutsu in a nutshell
"the unicorn drinks, the rabbit smokes, the male bear is gay, the wolf is a wimp, the cheetah is retarded, the dolphin can't swim, the eagle is near blind… how can you not enjoy this show."-Anonymous
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A) SkypiEbay
Q) Why is Conis' hair cool?
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A: Cos they call her mellow yellow
Q: Why does Sanji fight only with his feet but smokes using his hands?
Sexual Harassment….Panda!
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A:Because, he uses his hands for food, and food prep. Since a cigarette puts stuff in in your body orally, it's okay to handle with your hands.
Q: If Sanji was playing Chess, would he sacrifice his queen, or take an opponents queen in order to win?
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A: Before starting, ALL the queens go fangirl and slide off the board to be closer to Sanji. :wub:
Q: What happens to Kuro's claws when he retracts them? Wouldn't he have rather stiff, awkward hands with bits of metal inside them?
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A: Both Wolverine and DeathStryke didn't have that problem. :D It's magick.
Q: How did McKinley get his scar?
