Dumb Predictions

GeeBi

@No:

After this arc, Bropper will have the highest bounty out of all the Straw Hats.

wow….that's.....too dumb

Neo

@Nilitch:

The SHs will just say they don't have any cake and Bigmom will head back to kill Perospero.

This made me giggle.

uniaka ikuzakas

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Ekila

When Pudding, Chiffon, and Sanji make it to the kitchen to make the cake, it turns out that all the ingredients are gone, and all that was left was various flavors of puddings.

Katzztar

The real reason Jinbe won't join the crew isn't because some random door he can't fit through. No reason is there isn't enough closet space for Jinbe!
We all know how many outfits Jinbe goes through with those many wonderful kimono styles he has. The boys only have this gym locker type of closet in the boys room. No way Nami (and Robin but lets face it Nami is top fashionista) will give up any closet space for Jinbe's kimono collection.

uniaka ikuzakas

After hours of struggle and baking sanji, pudding, cliffon make the cake. On their way to bm they drop it in the sea by mistake…and they have to go back and bake another one.

Ekila

Kuro shows up in Wano, who now has a new design that looks like a giant cat suit, plus he is wielding a katana. With this new look, he somehow blends with all the natives that live there. He waits on this island, pondering what to do next on his life voyage.

No swords style best style

@Ekila:

Kuro shows up in Wano, who now has a new design that looks like a giant cat suit, plus he is wielding a katana. With this new look, he somehow blends with all the natives that live there. He waits on this island, pondering what to do next on his life voyage.

And then a mysterious hypnotist marine shows up and captures him.

Katzztar

@Ekila:

Kuro shows up in Wano, who now has a new design that looks like a giant cat suit, plus he is wielding a katana. With this new look, he somehow blends with all the natives that live there. He waits on this island, pondering what to do next on his life voyage.

Irony is that Luffy will recognize Kuro and will boast of how he (Luffy) was right so long ago when he said that Usopp is a better pirate than Kuro. Kuro's bounty has not been raised …. okay it has been by only a small amount. Where he had 16m beli before he faced his death, once Marines found out he was still alive -but not amounted to much- they raised it only to 17m beli. Kuro can't get anyone to take him seriously now that he's in the Grand Line.

Ekila

@Katzztar:

Irony is that Luffy will recognize Kuro and will boast of how he (Luffy) was right so long ago when he said that Usopp is a better pirate than Kuro. Kuro's bounty has not been raised …. okay it has been by only a small amount. Where he had 16m beli before he faced his death, once Marines found out he was still alive -but not amounted to much- they raised it only to 17m beli. Kuro can't get anyone to take him seriously now that he's in the Grand Line.

Then Ussop faces Kuro, and kicks his ass very easily, showing him how great of a pirate he had become over the years! With of course, the other Strawhats in the background smiling at Ussop's progress on becoming the person he became today. Plus, lots of flashbacks showcasing how Ussop improved through each fight from the very beginning. Scenes like him shooting the World Government flag for example. After this….. Kuro is never seen again...... or maybe he might come back once again. But who knows, regardless, that is a story for another day! o:

Koliber

@Katzztar:

Irony is that Luffy will recognize Kuro

Luffy recognizing someone in disguise? That's too dumb even for this thread:ninja:. Also, wouldn't it be more ironic if he wasn't recognized (seeing his dream was to cut off his pirate life). Something like
Nami: Ah… That's Captain Kuro!
Kuro: (thinking) Damn it, I've been found out. (aloud) Young lady, you must be...
Luffy: Captain who?
Kuro is surprised
Nami: The guy whose ass you kicked in East Blue, he pretended to be a butler in Usopp's village!
Luffy: I don't know... I kicked lots of people's asses, how could I remember all of them?
Kuro gets visibly agitated
Usopp: Now that you mention it... Kaya had a butler... I think. But didn't he wear a suit with shits on it?
Sanji: So he was a shitty butler, huh?
Kuro: THESE WEREN'T FUCKING SHITS, YOU IDIOTS!
SHs: ...

Hajro

Luffy will fight katakuri with G4 ballman, colliding off the walls in a unpredictable pattern hitting him.
The finishing move will be a sonic style gotta go fast attack where he rolls so fast he catches fire.

Katzztar

@Hajro:

Luffy will fight katakuri with G4 ballman, colliding off the walls in a unpredictable pattern hitting him.
The finishing move will be a sonic style gotta go fast attack where he rolls so fast he catches fire.

whoah… that actually sounds good! In a way, I'd like to happen XD

Frankly, the part of him colliding off the walls unpredictable isn't out of the range of possibility...isn't that how he fought Enel when Enel's mantra proved too strong?

Hylia

Katakuri is actually Luffy's long-lost brother, and will help him escape.

Count Mario

@Katzztar:

whoah… that actually sounds good! In a way, I'd like to happen XD

Frankly, the part of him colliding off the walls unpredictable isn't out of the range of possibility...isn't that how he fought Enel when Enel's mantra proved too strong?

Kind of. Luffy kept hitting a wall with his arms stretching all over the place at random from richocheting. In this theory, Luffy would be bouncing his wholr body like a ball against walls in a room until he hits someone at random.

Katzztar

@Count:

Kind of. Luffy kept hitting a wall with his arms stretching all over the place at random from richocheting. In this theory, Luffy would be bouncing his wholr body like a ball against walls in a room until he hits someone at random.

And rolling so fast he ignites, right?

Count Mario

@Katzztar:

And rolling so fast he ignites, right?

It's finally time for vulcanized rubber, baby.

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Katakori's body is actually a shell made out of the substance that his DF creates just like Trebol's body was and it turns that he is actually a little midget the entire time

Jonke

Fujitora will die.
No way ho will stand strong against the straw hats ever again, not having him in the final war means he is or will be a trigger.

Hylia

Fuji will be in the final war, only he will be fighting against the WG

Dranza

@Hylia:

Fuji will be in the final war, only he will be fighting against the WG

Not dumb enough of a prediction coz it seems likely he will.

Hylia

Yeah, actually I was replying to @Jonke's dumb prediction XD

Jazzy Jinx

The last Road Poneglyph is on the Moon. Usopp's lies always come true so his lie about "That alien store clerk" is going to happen when they go to the Moon and visit that place Enel went to.

Would make sense that no one has found One Piece since the last Road Poneglyph is in space. >_>

MrBits

Since Rebecca was so pointless in Dressrosa, Oda probably has something in mind for her latter in the story. It can't be the Reverie, since she is no longer a princess. So her final role is Luffy's wife at the end of the series.

Ekila

@MrBits:

Since Rebecca was so pointless in Dressrosa, Oda probably has something in mind for her latter in the story. It can't be the Reverie, since she is no longer a princess. So her final role is Luffy's wife at the end of the series.

And Kyros will be super glad that it was Luffy that became Rebecca's husband over anyone else. Plus, Kyros becomes a grandfather when Luffy and Rebecca have a son together.

No swords style best style

@Ekila:

And Kyros will be super glad that it was Luffy that became Rebecca's husband over anyone else. Plus, Kyros becomes a grandfather when Luffy and Rebecca have a son together.

And then Oda starts writing a sequel to One Piece about their kid and his quest to avenge his mother after she was mysteriously turned to stone and shattered one day.

Katzztar

@MrBits:

Since Rebecca was so pointless in Dressrosa, Oda probably has something in mind for her latter in the story. It can't be the Reverie, since she is no longer a princess. So her final role is Luffy's wife at the end of the series.

@Ekila:

And Kyros will be super glad that it was Luffy that became Rebecca's husband over anyone else. Plus, Kyros becomes a grandfather when Luffy and Rebecca have a son together.

@No:

And then Oda starts writing a sequel to One Piece about their kid and his quest to avenge his mother after she was mysteriously turned to stone and shattered one day.

Knowing Luffy's obsession with food, Rebecca refuses to name the kid 'Meat' but allows consideration of the name Salad …. wait wrong manga again. Oda will again have to rename a character due to the Naruto Series ninja'ing him.

Revolutionary

Katakuri is garps second son, aka luffys uncle.
He is already aware of this and he will teach luffy the basics of awakening his fruit.

Sparsebeard

@Revolutionary:

Katakuri is garps second son, aka luffys uncle.
He is already aware of this and he will teach luffy the basics of awakening his fruit.

So GarpXBigmom I guess?

Damn, I can kind of see it…

Katzztar

Nami's long hair is going to be cut short again once Pero catches up to the Sunny. He will try to catch a Strawhat and tries to grabgrabs Nami . Only while she avoided his grasp, her hair got stuck.

That's right, Pero's candy arm is just too sticky. Every time he passes anyone with long hair, the hair sticks to the candy. His sisters will start to avoid standing near him.

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That sticky arm could do the opposite in that it sticks to Big Mom's hair and prevents him from jumping on the Sunny's deck.

Hylia

@Sparsebeard:

So GarpXBigmom I guess?

Damn, I can kind of see it…

After all, when Luffy told her his name on the den den mushi, the first thing she thought of was "Garp's grandson!".

Jabberwok

@Revolutionary:

Katakuri is garps second son, aka luffys uncle.
He is already aware of this and he will teach luffy the basics of awakening his fruit.

You're thinking too small. Katakuri is Luffy's mother

No swords style best style

Katakuri's Haki will alert him to how strong Gear 4th is, so when Luffy is about to bite down on his arm to activate it, Katarkuri will shoot a jelly bean into his mouth, temporary choking him and stopping him from doing it. Katakuri will do this every time Luffy tries to go Gear 4th, so Luffy has to figure how to with without it.

camey

Whitebeard Jr will meet Blackbeard and defeated before offered to join Blackbeard Pirates. He will be fight against Jinbei in a Pirates War between Straw Hat and Blackbeard.

fuzi11

My prediction is not dumb, but I'll post it anyway.
I believe that Pudding will not join the Strawhats, and I believe she won't stay on Totland. I believe she will always love Sanji, but before she goes back to him, she will look for and find Lola.

choperman

Lol came up witha dumb theory that I felt like writing out and thought this would be the place to do it

All the straw hats are based off the 12 Greek Gods

most obvious to least obvious

Brook - Hades, both power revolve around death, ones a god of hell and ones a literal skelton

Jinbei - Poseidon, both control the ocean and are water themed

Chopper - Aphrodite, Both represented by the color pink, Chopper is Cutsy and adorable well Aphrodite is literally those things incarnate (and love which is the greatest maedicine of all…. besides actual medicine)

Robin - Athena, Both Represented by the color Purple, Athena was god of ancient wisdom which is what Robin is hunted foer by the government for knowing

Franky - Hephaestus, Both Blacksmiths and inventors

Now here is where I'm completely lost and where it all really falls apart (even though I know it's not real anyway)

Nami - Hermes, Both Thieves, idk if Hermes has anything to do with weather in some stories (I think that belongs to Zeus) Both are represented by the color Orange (I heard this somewhere I could be wrong though)

Sanji - Zeus, God of the sky vs guy who can fly into the sky lol (so bad) and loves the ladies

Zoro - Hera, both Beings of Envy (zoro wants the title greatest swordsman of all time, and hera just envious over lovers) again I might be wrong on the colors but I do remember reading somewhere that Hera was represented by Green and so is Zoro (I read this off a wiccan crystal chart thing along time ago so they may be wrong or even my memory of it lol)

which is obviously why Zoro and Sanj hate each other..... There's sexual tension :ninja:

Usopp - Demter, both use plants

and Luffy is red so, Dionysus..... I mean he's supposed to be a lot of fun

so there goes my wacky and stupid (hence dumb predictions) theory

Luffyspissed

Captain John's treasure is the last road poneglyph.
And I believe crocodile already knew awakening in alabasta.

thegab

Absalom is stitched together with Mink parts. His mouth being Pedro's father :wassat:

Long John Silvers Rayleigh

@Jabberwok:

You're thinking too small. Katakuri is Luffy's mother

No, luffy's uncle is a monkey.

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@thegab:

Absalom is stitched together with Mink parts. His mouth being Pedro's father :wassat:

And since pedro is leopard sanji he's also a secret perv

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@choperman:

Lol came up witha dumb theory that I felt like writing out and thought this would be the place to do it

All the straw hats are based off the 12 Greek Gods

most obvious to least obvious

Brook - Hades, both power revolve around death, ones a god of hell and ones a literal skelton

Jinbei - Poseidon, both control the ocean and are water themed

Chopper - Aphrodite, Both represented by the color pink, Chopper is Cutsy and adorable well Aphrodite is literally those things incarnate (and love which is the greatest maedicine of all…. besides actual medicine)

Robin - Athena, Both Represented by the color Purple, Athena was god of ancient wisdom which is what Robin is hunted foer by the government for knowing

Franky - Hephaestus, Both Blacksmiths and inventors

Now here is where I'm completely lost and where it all really falls apart (even though I know it's not real anyway)

Nami - Hermes, Both Thieves, idk if Hermes has anything to do with weather in some stories (I think that belongs to Zeus) Both are represented by the color Orange (I heard this somewhere I could be wrong though)

Sanji - Zeus, God of the sky vs guy who can fly into the sky lol (so bad) and loves the ladies

Zoro - Hera, both Beings of Envy (zoro wants the title greatest swordsman of all time, and hera just envious over lovers) again I might be wrong on the colors but I do remember reading somewhere that Hera was represented by Green and so is Zoro (I read this off a wiccan crystal chart thing along time ago so they may be wrong or even my memory of it lol)

which is obviously why Zoro and Sanj hate each other..... There's sexual tension :ninja:

Usopp - Demter, both use plants

and Luffy is red so, Dionysus..... I mean he's supposed to be a lot of fun

so there goes my wacky and stupid (hence dumb predictions) theory

Post this on other forums witha little more work, predicttwo more people joining off this theory and you'll be called a genius

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@MrBits:

Since Rebecca was so pointless in Dressrosa, Oda probably has something in mind for her latter in the story. It can't be the Reverie, since she is no longer a princess. So her final role is Luffy's wife at the end of the series.

I mean he did have her pinned to the floor :ninja:

choperman

@Long:

Post this on other forums witha little more work, predicttwo more people joining off this theory and you'll be called a genius

The dumb prediction genius….. it has a sort of ring to it

Katzztar

@choperman:

Lol came up witha dumb theory that I felt like writing out and thought this would be the place to do it

All the straw hats are based off the 12 Greek Gods

most obvious to least obvious

Brook - Hades, both power revolve around death, ones a god of hell and ones a literal skelton

Jinbei - Poseidon, both control the ocean and are water themed

Chopper - Aphrodite, Both represented by the color pink, Chopper is Cutsy and adorable well Aphrodite is literally those things incarnate (and love which is the greatest maedicine of all…. besides actual medicine)

Robin - Athena, Both Represented by the color Purple, Athena was god of ancient wisdom which is what Robin is hunted foer by the government for knowing

Franky - Hephaestus, Both Blacksmiths and inventors

Now here is where I'm completely lost and where it all really falls apart (even though I know it's not real anyway)

Nami - Hermes, Both Thieves, idk if Hermes has anything to do with weather in some stories (I think that belongs to Zeus) Both are represented by the color Orange (I heard this somewhere I could be wrong though)

Sanji - Zeus, God of the sky vs guy who can fly into the sky lol (so bad) and loves the ladies

Zoro - Hera, both Beings of Envy (zoro wants the title greatest swordsman of all time, and hera just envious over lovers) again I might be wrong on the colors but I do remember reading somewhere that Hera was represented by Green and so is Zoro (I read this off a wiccan crystal chart thing along time ago so they may be wrong or even my memory of it lol)

which is obviously why Zoro and Sanj hate each other..... There's sexual tension :ninja:

Usopp - Demter, both use plants

and Luffy is red so, Dionysus..... I mean he's supposed to be a lot of fun

so there goes my wacky and stupid (hence dumb predictions) theory

For Luffy as Dionysus … Dionysus was god of wine and feasts. Along with Pan and Eros, Dionysus was one of the gods that had profiles that oversaw the primal side of mankind= impulsive, sex and drinking , and feasting.
While we don't see Luffy doing a lot of drinking he does indulge in overeating (feasts) and Luffy is impulsive. So yeah, If Luffy couldn't be a demi-god ala Hercules (because Heracles is already taken!) then Dionysus is a goof fit for him.

I was about to say Pan would be a better fit for Usopp but then remembered that Pan's aspect of nature included animals more than plants. Besides Demeter has quite the temper on her so people shouldn't think that working with plants means pushovers. I remember that Demeter threw quite a tantrum when Hades took Persephone to the underworld not letting plants grow and mankind started to starve. Zeus eventually had to intervene and that was when it was decided Persephone would spend 6 months above then 6 months below. Still Demeter held a grudge, so while Persephone was in the underworld, she wouldn't bless plant growth.

Okay now to do what I do best… make a dumb prediction based off another's dumb prediction!!!!
Wait … while there isn't anyone on the crew that would fit Persephone (unless Carrot joins) there is someone connected to the crew that does fit. Kaya is gentle and sweet and makes one think of a young maiden in springtime.

So going by this theory, there will be a time Usopp and Brook will fight over Kaya.

@Luffyspissed:

Captain John's treasure is the last road poneglyph.

So this means that Captain Buggy really does have a chance to be the next Pirate King.
Remember how he got the armband that is the map to Capt. John's treasure! This all ties back to my previous prediction (again here in this thread) that Buggy isn't as incompetent as he acts but a secret mastermind!

No swords style best style

So here's a theory on Katakuri's character/backstory that's very, very unlikely:

When Katakuri was a kid, he would get afraid of Big Mom and try to hide whenever she got angry/had one of her eating disorders. This would lead to him trying to block himself of from others, which led him to eventually adopt the whole unapproachable cool guy black leather look. As he was growing up, he came to love his younger siblings and wanted to protect them. However, despite Big Mom being the most dangerous thing to his and their health/safety (she's appeared to kill, what, two or her children on-panel so far?) Katakuri still loved his mother and was heartbroken whenever there was (very-one sided) infighting. As a result, he worked to obtain a (maybe artificially created, with the whole "speical Para." thing and that Mochi isn't really natural) Devil Fruit that could be used to produce sweets. He then trained to be able to make the mochi he could produce taste indistinguishable from any sweet imaginable by mixing it with specially crafted and flavored jelly beans using an advanced trident. He could produce a mochi copy of almost any sweet imaginable in order to calm down Big Mom whenever she was getting angry or had a hunger pang. But he didn't stop there. He trained his Observation Haki so that he could specifically see several seconds into the future and thus be prepared to keep his mother calmed down before the rage even started and stop it at the first second. That way, peace could be maintained and the Charlotte family could be one big, happy family. :D

Yeah, that's not happening lol. I put that here because honestly, I don't think this is/will be the case at all. If it was, we'd likely have some kind of hint at, like one of the 30 chiefs lamenting that Katakuri's busy fighting so he can't help them iwth the flavor or a panel of Katakuri in wide-eyed shock after Opera's apparent death, but don't have anything hinting at deeper characterization for Mr. Mochi so far. It's really more of a fanfic idea where all of Kata's attributes have been blended together into one drink over the premise that he seems to care for both his siblings (obviously) and his sibling-killing mother (stopping Luffy from breaking the picture, plugging up Big Father's cannons, etc.). I just wanted to get this down somewhere after it popped into my head but again, it really didn't seem likely so I thought this would be the best place to write it down.

On another note: Kaido got onto the sky island by jumping, one punch man style.

Hajro

Big mom didnt get the Soul DF by eating Mother Caramel, what happened is that Mother Caramel staved off death by transferring her soul into Linlin. This is why her personality became sadistic and she trades away her children for power and why the picture is so important. Souls forget their initial host identity, the picture is the only thing keeping Mother Caramels souls alive inside Big Mom.

Koliber

Okay, when I'm bored I sometimes like to read conspiracy theories from Orojackson, they're usually quite fun, but this gem has made everything I've seen so far pale.
https://orojackson.com/one-piece-theories-and-speculations/king-baum-foreshadowing-the-real-painter-identity-and-possible-role-he-will-play.2348/

It might be hard to read due to bad English, but TLDR:
One guy analyzed two dozens cover pages and some out-of-context quotes and actual manga pages. He got the following conclusions:
-King Baum is homie made out of Bobbin's souls
-Bobbin is owl DF user and a painter
-Bobbin is Katakuri's rival
-Bobbin will help Luffy fight Katakuri like KB helped him against Cracker
He mainly tried to find "foreshadowing" in a covers having owls, characters with cowboy hats or mustaches. You can't make that shit up.

EDIT: I hope no one take this post as an attack on orojackson forum or this particular poster, but it's just too funny not to share this.

Lucky Dragon

We will ~~never~~ learn that when Charlotte Katakuri was a lad, his dream was to become the Minister of doughnuts. However, his mother felt he was better suited to being a pirate. Little Katakuri thus gave up on his dream because he is a good son. In contrast to Luffy who chose not to follow the path Garp wanted for him.

pRopaaNS

Katakuri will kill Luffy and series will end there.

Chrior

@Koliber, I don't even know what to say. This is way too good not to share, you're right. And the comments praising it just make it better lmao. Honestly, who the hell even comes up with this kind of stuff!? "We all know Oda foreshadows stuff, he's not just drawing randomly for fun". Maybe this guy should read Oda's interviews where he admits for example he had no idea how to end Drum when he started drawing it. Ffs. If these people dedicated half of the time they dedicate to this stuff to working on sonething useful instead, maybe the world would be a better place today I have to start visiting Oro Jackson more often to get some laughs.

Whackadoodle

Luffy will defeat Katakuri by simply eating him when he turns into mochi.

Jomada

Ideo and his crew will build a plane. Jeet is showing Ideo some plans that he doesnt seem to understand, and taking that the designs on the ground could be some kind of wing; that Jeets name is suspiciously similar to jet, the name of the fluid propelled by some planes; and that they might have some sort of motor taken from the paddle boat, a plane doesnt seem such a stupid idea, does it? Since they are a small crew and the fleet of the longlegs and longarms has been destroyed, a plane would be a perfect way to move around.
It is also possible that Ideo and Blue Gilly become the new leaders of the longarm-longleg alliance, in that case, they will need and build a bigger ship.

Jabberwok

Sanji will complete the Yonkou Assassination Plan by killing Big Mom with food so good she actually dies.