HAY GUYS
Back on topic.
Please.
So like….my purse was stolen on Thursday, and someone called today and found it in an elevator in a random building. So I'm happy, even though I had to cancel all my cards and accounts and change the locks on my door because my keys and address were in there.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa
I play my part well, sue me. It's not that hard to write something like that, you know. I was always a good actor in the drama club anyway.
Funnily enough Carter, it was a ruse at first but now it's sorta become Kingoffans' personality. The username not the real me.
Also, you're not funny either. Any other lame retorts you want to make that I can respond with EQUALLY lame retorts.
Edit: Aww crap, sorry Cosmic, didn't see it. LOL that must suck XD I got a bunch of spyware in my computer that I can't get rid off since any programs I can download require money which I don't have. Now there's one that won't let me even install AIM. Damn it, how do I get rid of these fuckers!!!><
HAY GUYS
Back on topic.
Please.
So like….my purse was stolen on Thursday, and someone called today and found it in an elevator in a random building. So I'm happy, even though I had to cancel all my cards and accounts and change the locks on my door because my keys and address were in there.
Sucks to be you
Thank god I have no purses to worry about
I'm sad… I missed the flame war... I went to order my twisty cone and I missed it.
Nah not really, I'm happy because the Stanley Cup starts today. GO PENS!
Well, it really wasn't that bad, I had no cash in it, and I even left my cell phone home. The only thing I might have lost was a gift card, but that might even still be there. It was just the hassle and stress of calling up two banks and 4 other establishments closing up accounts that sucked. But I learned my lesson, I'm not going to carry so much stuff around unless I know I need it for the day <.<
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa
Not to mention making new accounts for the cards lol
So you'll have to call 2 banks and 4 other establishments, AGAIN! XD
Edit: Aww crap, sorry Cosmic, didn't see it. LOL that must suck XD I got a bunch of spyware in my computer that I can't get rid off since any programs I can download require money which I don't have. Now there's one that won't let me even install AIM. Damn it, how do I get rid of these fuckers!!!><
Adaware:
http://www.download.com/Ad-Aware-2008/3000-8022_4-10045910.html?cdlPid=10844457
That should do it.
EDIT:
Here's another good one:
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html
I can't imagine that being enjoyable.
Losing your stuff and stuff, Cosmic.
No, they do that automatically when you call initially, new cards for all of them are already on their way to me. The only new account I need to make is my Union Bank checking account because I had my check book in there and I closed the account.
@Tommy:
I can't imagine that being enjoyable.
Losing your stuff like that, Cosmic.
Aww why'd you change it? Change it back, I like what it said the first time.
_For with a closing door, another surely opens
Just you wait and see,
And when you look back on where we've been together
Wherever you may be
I hope that you remember me_
Day's been pretty good. Been nice and slow at work, and I just had the greasiest burger in the world from a place called Pepper Shaker's; some local hole-in-the-wall. It was good, but I hadn't had fast food in a while so I've got the "I want to go home early and sleep" feeling going on. One of the managers got the General Burger; their largest burger. 5 meat patties. He almost died.
FUCKIN' AWESOME.
I've been off the computer for 2 days, in the course of it I got a new TV to replace my old one. It's an HD 42" LG, retail pricing at an average of $1,800. HOWEVER, I got it fro $499 at a place called Consumer Depot cause the corner of the casing is busted. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the picture or component.
After all that, I finally got back online and read chapter 500 (that was tight) and noticed I had a PM from Rose begging me to help her bring Lobster back (ROLMMFAO). I literally wanted to break dance, the nightmare that is Lobster Pot-sticker is finally dead (for now).
Expect me to be a lot happier of a guy around here.
EDIT: I also bought a katana and a katana knife (forgot the proper name) at a yard sale at my apartment complex today, he sold em both to me for $20. He had a reeaaalll nice three set of smaller katana knifes but he wanted $25 for em. The only bad thing that's had happened is my inflatable bed sprung a leak so now I gotta buy a real bed.
Oh, and I also met the cliche "Can I clean your windows? Can I have some change, I'm diabetic?" homeless guy while at the bus station picking up my Mother's lover.
@Cap'n:
Seriously what kind of idiot takes being "perverted" as a positive and defining personality trait
This is an idea that every man should think whenever they enter in Internet.
As for my day, I rented Batman TAS vol. 3. And I'm having lots of fun.
I finally have No More Heroes.
Pretty nice. I went outside for a while, then mowed the lawn. I'm thinking when I go to get a pizza in an hour or so, I'll pick up Mario Kart Wii too.
@Cap'n:
Seriously what kind of idiot takes being "perverted" as a positive and defining personality trait
QFT.
Kingoffans, this is coming from a retired admin of Arlong Park Forums.
You are terrible.
Accept it and change.
K-F|Jango
my Mother's lover.
is that seriously the easiest way for you to think of him
not your mother's boyfriend
or mother's girlfriend
QFT.
Kingoffans, this is coming from a retired admin of Arlong Park Forums.
You are terrible.
Accept it and change.
So is insulting people.
Yet you haven't accepted and changed yet, either, have you?
Said in a straight-forward and totally non-biased, purely factual manner.
I find it funny that the people who complain about pervertedness being a bad personality trait are mostly the people who act like assholes, and think nothing's wrong with that.
After all that, I finally got back online and read chapter 500 (that was tight) and noticed I had a PM from Rose begging me to help her bring Lobster back (ROLMMFAO). I literally wanted to break dance, the nightmare that is Lobster Pot-sticker is finally dead (for now).
nobody would ever make a fuss like that if you were banned
Anyway, I actually assume everyone's (The likes of Rose and KOF) are acting in the internet, unless they show further proof of their screwed up personas like AWB and Buuhan, but it's just annoying when they try to shove their little acting on your face every time they post.
PS:
I just ate some spaghetti
FUCKIN' AWESOME.
I've been off the computer for 2 days, in the course of it I got a new TV to replace my old one. It's an HD 42" LG, retail pricing at an average of $1,800.
Cool, I think that's the HDTV my dad has.
@Earthworm:
I finally have No More Heroes.
Lucky bastard.
That was the nicest way I could put it.
Don't fight my words, just accept them.
@AWB:
I find it funny that the people who complain about pervertedness being a bad personality trait are mostly the people who act like assholes, and think nothing's wrong with that.
Best response ever O_O X2!!!
Buuhan, did you buy that new TV with the money I sent you for that comission I gave you?
That Rolrock x Robin hentai was pretty well done, I sent you the cash for it like a week ago. Thanks!
OH SHI-
@AWB:
I find it funny that the people who complain about pervertedness being a bad personality trait are mostly the people who act like assholes, and think nothing's wrong with that.
Best response ever O_O X2!!!
Guys, I have a serious question for you.
Would you rather have someone
a) flip you off and insult you
b) expose themselves and flash you
EDIT: I also bought a katana and a katana knife (forgot the proper name) at a yard sale at my apartment complex today, he sold em both to me for $20. He had a reeaaalll nice three set of smaller katana knifes but he wanted $25 for em.
Buuhan, out to make the world a better place with his dangerous katanas.
"No one will laugh at me for drawing hentai anymore"!!
I've never flashed anyone so the point you're trying to make is moot.
@AWB:
I find it funny that the people who complain about pervertedness being a bad personality trait are mostly the people who act like assholes, and think nothing's wrong with that.
oh man I knew this was coming
it's not a "personality trait"
It's a gimmick to get attention from people who have no idea how to distinguish themselves otherwise. There's thousands of other dime-a-dozen jokers on forums who try to flaunt their supposed "pervertedness" to make themselves stand out. They try to make up some aspect of themselves to be proud of because they're either boring or are cripplingly depressing.
It's obvious because of how much of an effort they put into their acts. It's so forced and stupid it's just pathetic. And it continues due to the depressingly enabling "culture" on the internet. The "you're not alone" thing going on.
Kingoffans admitted that it was just a gimmick, you know.
a closely related gimmick is "OH MAN I'M SO WACKY LOOK AT HOW WACKY I AM DOOM MUSTARD"
I'm different because I don't really try hard to do anything
I'm the way I am. If you don't believe me, then good for you. It's another thing to be wrong about.
the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit
I've never flashed anyone so the point you're trying to make is moot.
No it's not.
You claimed that being a pervert was better than being an asshole.
I showed it was not.
Also: in a way you are flashing me everytime I see your goddam sig.
@skarlath,
My answer depends on who it is.
If you want to flash, then HELL NO.
But for KOF, exceptions are to be made.
KING!
KING!
KINGoffans.
Since when do KINGS have boobies?
Wow, Carter actually wrote a good post for once. Very clever and well-written.
Kudos to you.
Though for me it's not to get attention but for the fun of it.
I was hoping you'd say that skarlath.
You don't win because you're comparing an extreme form of perversion to a mild form of being an asshole. It's like comparing apples to oranges.
If you wanna be fair you have to compare an extreme form of perversion to an extreme form of assholish behavior.
So let's put it this way, would you rather someone flash you and expose themselves or someone constantly harass and call you names, publicly humiliate you and insult you shattering your self confidence and giving you depression.
The choice is yours^^
Rose-chan: Kings like boobies XD Seriously, they had their own private whore collection. Look at Henry the 8th. He had how many wives again? lol
@Cap'n:
it's not a "personality trait"
It's a gimmick to get attention from people who have no idea how to distinguish themselves otherwise. There's thousands of other dime-a-dozen jokers on forums who try to flaunt their supposed "pervertedness" to make themselves stand out. They try to make up some aspect of themselves to be proud of because they're either boring or are cripplingly depressing.
It's obvious because of how much of an effort they put into their acts. It's so forced and stupid it's just pathetic. And it continues due to the depressingly enabling "culture" on the internet. The "you're not alone" thing going on.
Kingoffans admitted that it was just a gimmick, you know.
a closely related gimmick is "OH MAN I'M SO WACKY LOOK AT HOW WACKY I AM DOOM MUSTARD"
Quoted for truth.
Ah, and just to add about the continuation of gimmick bit, the thing is people believe it is cool stuff, and they feed the such person more and more to do it so that the person responds with rudeness when someone with common sense points that it is not good.
Rose the question wasn't for you. Pay attention sweetheart.
Though for me it's not to get attention but for the fun of it.
Nobody (with decency at least) finds your post-style funny.
You don't win because you're comparing an extreme form of perversion to a mild form of being an asshole. It's like comparing apples to oranges.
If you wanna be fair you have to compare an extreme form of perversion to an extreme form of assholish behavior.
What?
If this were a movie, Kingoffans would be that background character that everyone has figured out immediately and later has no attachment to by the time 90 minutes has passed.
You'd be more tolerable if you weren't a one-dimensional slob.
Everything with you is just BOOBS O_O BOOBS O_O BOOBS O_O
You try too hard.
K-F|Jango
someone constantly harass and call you names, publicly humiliate you and insult you shattering your self confidence and giving you depression.
If this were a movie, Kingoffans would be that background character that everyone has figured out immediately and later has no attachment to by the time 90 minutes has passed.
You'd be more tolerable if you weren't a one-dimensional slob.
Everything with you is just BOOBS O_O BOOBS O_O BOOBS O_OYou try too hard.
Oh please, you're so biased. You're only paying attention to my perverted posts. You never mention my well thought-out written posts that I make on various subjects like One Piece, Science, morality etc. Seriously, check out the posts I make via that check User's posts thingy. You might find something that will impress you.
Oh and skarlath, I win :P
The real winner would never acknowledge himself as the winner.
So let's put it this way, would you rather someone flash you and expose themselves or someone constantly harass and call you names, publicly humiliate you and insult you shattering your self confidence and giving you depression.
so the _WORST_ analogy ever
I saw some of my family members today who came here from Long Island.
It's been the first day there's been sun around here all week so it was a damn nice day outside. Mostly though I just went grocery shopping and did other errands I needed to do but ah well. This warm weather sure is nice.
…And people say being a pervert is worse.
So yeah, it's almost 2am here. And after my 6 to 8 hours of sleep I'll have to read like 12 chapters of Physics to prepare for tomorrow's Physics entrance exam. So I can already tell today is gonna suck>.>
GUYS GUYS! HOLD ON!
I have something to say!
There.
