Fake audience laughter and when they applaud. what the hell. It doesn't work on me though.
That annoying European guy in todays episode/rerun of Samurai Champloo. He was soooo annoying!
Fake audience laughter and when they applaud. what the hell. It doesn't work on me though.
That annoying European guy in todays episode/rerun of Samurai Champloo. He was soooo annoying!
this gravy my granma makes, it has some chicken and stuff in it
omfg all her food is sorta gross, but i could put that gravy on it and it would taste heavenly
my laptop pisses me off. most of the time it's slow as hell, but thankfully, today it was very cooperative. I've been on it all day xD
this gravy my granma makes, it has some chicken and stuff in it
omfg all her food is sorta gross, but i could put that gravy on it and it would taste heavenly
So why does the gravy piss you off if it's so good? :wassat:
finding not just one condom this time, but an entire box of them in my car is rather annoying. I was sorta amused that the brand is "Kimono"… XD I would give my brother grief about it if it werent so awkward... <_<
People who can;t keep a secret
RABBLE RABBLE
Cars blocking my driveway when I'm already running late for work.
People interrupting me to ask about a crap product when I'm clearly helping someone else
Being chumped by girls
Customers that don't understand the concept of 'buy 1, get 1 free' (I once had a customer that complained that she was being charged for the item of greater value, to which I then pointed out that all ads clearly read 'of equal or lesser value'. When has any store ever given away the crap that would make them the most profit? She clearly didn't major in business in her college days…)
Being asked to stay beyond my shift at work
Bill collectors calling me every hour on the hour like it's the 'in' thing to do, further compounded when said bill collectors have accents too thick for me to understand what they're saying.
+Only being able to take classes part-time this semester
+Dog crap in my yard (I don't own a dog)
Heatxz and his automatic posts.
It was okay at the beginning, but now everything he says is "Happy birthday insert name here :)", "good job insert name here", "XD very funny XD" and "I bought insert name here and I watched episodes this and that".
Not that I want to offend him, but why?
Kuroneko that's so awesome XD
Kuroneko I have to ask if you made that signature
because if you intentionally referenced MITCHELL then that's fucking awesome as hell
@Cap'n:
Kuroneko I have to ask if you made that signature
because if you intentionally referenced MITCHELL then that's fucking awesome as hell
Yeah I made that sig, and the Mitchell reference was intentional.
yeah I figured
you're a good man.
Oh, and I also hate pathological liars. I want to kick someone in the face.
Ill-mannered people piss me off.
The ants that live outside of my house are pissing me off. In the evening, big ants from outside creep into my living room from who-knows-where. It annoys me…gets out of seat and kills one of them
luckily, my parents are calling an exterminator this week.
This guy I work with. He's like 40 years old, and he's pushing carts at Cub foods. And that's not even why i hate him, it's cause he's creepy as fuck. Like, probable rapist/pedophile creepy. He just says weird shit, and has a really creepy voice. He'll just walk up to you and go "HEY, I HAVE 14 CARS, I KEEP THEM IN MY FRIENDS GARAGE, I FIX THEM WHEN I HAVE TIME!!!" in his weird raspy high pitched voice. Not to mention he fucking sucks at his job. And, he came in with his kid, and the kid was wearing a hat that says FLIRT on it in big pink letters, and it's a boy.
That reminds me of this retard (semi-literal) we had working as a bagger at this grocery store I used to work in
he used to babble to the customer about all of this dumb bullshit (I can't even begin to describe) and was fat and would never shut up and talked instead of bagging so it'd take forever for me to be able to take the next customer
The only thing I clearly remember him doing was tell customers about his GENIUS PLAN to clean tennis shoes by dunking them in bleach
Yea, uh, speaking of bagging. I can't fucking stand it when a customer asks me to bag there groceries, just because there a fat lazy fuck. I mean, I'm here to help people who NEED help, not to help people who are just stupid lazy assholes.
Yeah. And then they stare at you while you scan their items.
Besides that, I honestly love my Grocery Store Job…well, for a afterschool job atleast.
Except paperbags with big orders. It takes forever, and paper bags aren't even that enviormentally friendly as everyone makes them out. The best are the leather bags.
It was a decent job and the co-workers and managers were nice. Customers were a pain but that comes with any job
But god that shit was so, so, menial. Goddamn it, it was a summer job and by the end it felt like my brain had dried up.
I don't have any mentally retarded people at my job.
There's this guy who can't read, but damnit he's the nicest person I've met in my life and the fastest bagger.
Then there's a college student whose the biggest asshole ever and tries to prove his intelligence by telling people "Alaska is always the same temperature". And yes, he said that in front of someone from Alaska. That their state was in a constant ice-age.
@pirateneko:
Oh, and I also hate pathological liars. I want to kick someone in the face.
Habitual Liars are even worse,hypocrites the same.
I got shitted out of my classes for college, so I've got until tomorrow to dig up 12 hours of new ones so my dad's health insurance will cover me. I've got 10 right now, and everything else that's relevant/interesting requires tons of prerequisites or is at the same time as my other classes.
JUST LET ME TAKE BOWLING DAMMIT
Just sign up for some crap and then change around during an add/drop period
My job. OH how I LOATHE it.
When football announcers have to plug some stupid new series premiering on that station. It is kinda funny afterwards, when there's an awkward silence where they don't talk about something, but damn, it's about the 40th time I heard about this stupid ass "Terminator: The sarah conner Chronicles" during this game.
"WOW THAT WAS A GREAT PASS. Uhhhh, by the way, the machines are back and only a mother's love for her son can save humanity."
awkward silence
My God Sister pisses me off. She's so damn annoying. We're watching the movie and she's talking my fuckin' ear off about some crap no one cares about! I wanna punch her in her face!
G-G-God Sister?
You can't punch her in the face or you'll be turned into a fucking mountain man!
I got shitted out of my classes for college, so I've got until tomorrow to dig up 12 hours of new ones so my dad's health insurance will cover me. I've got 10 right now, and everything else that's relevant/interesting requires tons of prerequisites or is at the same time as my other classes.
JUST LET ME TAKE BOWLING DAMMIT
Health insurance is a pain in the butt. For me, it's an even bigger pain because apparently, I have to send in a "proof of enrollment" form every semester which I didn't know until his insurance was practically banging on his door for it. Now I have to send them "proof of enrollment" before the semester starts, but I can't send them the actual damn form until the semester does start. Therefore a substitute must suffice until I send it. To top it off, my dad is the type of person who doesn't like to admit when he is wrong or partly to blame, so in his eyes, it's all my fault. The problem could have been easily solved before it escalated by him simply calling when he realized that I wasn't sending anything within a week or two of school starting up or to insure that I was going to send it.
On that note, I hate some of the crap he pulls or the games he plays. I know part of it is the lack of communication between us, so I admit that part of it is my fault. Although, some of the stuff is like "where in hell did that come from?" Then there's the fact that they expect my brother to play the reliable messager boy which he isn't. Thus I have been put in difficult/inconvient positions before. If it's so damn important, then call or e-mail me despite the fact that I don't always respond.
Oh, another thing that I hate, repeat e-mails, especially when it says something along the lines of "read this for your safety," and it turns out to be an e-mail that you received a year ago.
@Komrade:
G-G-God Sister?
You can't punch her in the face or you'll be turned into a fucking mountain man!
Well, her mother has told me (for when I baby sit the little pain in the ass) that I am allowed to beat her ass. lol.
._. I usually refrain from beating her up though.
I hate how Nickelodeon refuses to make DVDs for its classic cartoons like Rocko's Modern Life and Real Monsters. Ren and Stimpy got DVDs because Spike TV had the rights to it eventually.
I also hate how the American version of the movie "Light Years" had a sex scene removed. Why are American's so prude when it comes to sex?
@pirateneko:
Oh, and I also hate pathological liars. I want to kick someone in the face.
Are these two sentences related or
Those guys who walk around in suits at casinos pissed me off. I just walked around the Las Vegas Strip the whole fucking day and I want to sit down on the damn floor. I really don't understand what the deal was.
Not being able to find a job pisses me off too.
You do realize that the suits are either pit bosses or the security detail right? If they gave you crap about sitting on the casino floor, they must have thought that:
A) You aren't 21
or
B) The casino has a rule about not being able to sit in certain areas unless you are gambling. Otherwise, you are wasting their time and money. Well, that's how they see it anyway.
I hate them myself, and I've never even been in a Vegas casino. Although, that may change once I get my license. My dad'll probably have me help him ferry limos from the Port of Los Angeles/Long Beach to Vegas. That way, he can take more than one or two at a time.
Not having my license pisses me off. The last time I took my test, it was raining. And the douche failed me for "driving too slowly". I was going an average of four under the speed limit when we were in the residential areas. :| And now my mom's getting on my shit about it again. She keeps saying I need to go out with my dad and practice more. I'm like, no. He's recovering from pancreaitis (sp?). Give the man some fucking time or take me out driving.
People who have to fucking slam the door every fucking time, regardless of the time or day. When you're reading a book or relaxing and the dead silence is interrupted by someone slamming the door… I just want to rip their face off.
It pisses me off when people get pisssed off when I slam doors.
I have the damn right to slam as many doors as I want in my life.
It pisses me off when people get pissed off when I break windows.
i have the damn right to break as many windows as I want in my life.
I get pissed off when I open a car door and it bumps theirs.
I have the damn right to open a car door, even when you can't park right so you park too close to my door, and if you complain I should just stick your arm between the doors and slam it.
Graah, the dumbass posted another Craiglist ad.
Sorry for putting the wrong number last time, it was a typo.
But then he posted the wrong number again - and it's still mine.
So either I have a very popular phone number (which makes no sense) or someone needs to DOUBLE-CHECK THEIR ADS.
maybe everybody just loves you and wants to talk
thats all they want
is to talk
@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
It pisses me off when people get pisssed off when I slam doors.
I have the damn right to slam as many doors as I want in my life.
Okay, when you're angry, that's one thing. But when it's the middle of the night and you slam the door and wake everyone up, not only is it inconsiderate, it's annoying as shit.
Here's a real BIG one that pisses me off: People who use "lol" after every fucking sentence. "That's pretty awesome lol"… God, I want to tear their faces off and feed it to rabid jackals.
Oh god, I actually meet a person who used LOL offline at the end of every sentence.
I think my pointless math tutoring actually taught me more about how creepy can a person be instead of how important is math….
I said 'pic' once and everybody laughed at me ;_;
I hate it when someone uses lol online, but it's kinda retarded if someone says it in real life. Which brings me to something else that pisses me off: when people say 4chan memes in real life, like "so I heard you like Mudkips" and expects me to go along with the joke.
Contract AIDS. =|
@pirateneko:
Wow, someone caught that.
Betcha I can name the person, stranger.
I hate it when people don't take relationships seriously and when family members disown each other. Broken and dysfunctional families piss me off. I've become cynical about relationships due to these realities and have decided to never get married or have kids. Why bother? Barely anyone wants to commit anymore or try to forgive and love each other.
Sorry, I had to get that out of my system.
What pisses me off is when a guy likes a girl and it's obvious she doesn't like him and he just keeps harassing her!
OMFG! LEAVE ME ALONE!
@Solar:
Betcha I can name the person, stranger.
Yes, I betcha can But it might be better to not let the drama llamas out, LOL
@pirateneko:
Yes, I betcha can But it might be better to not let the drama llamas out, LOL
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