Here's a challenging question for you:
What if someone pissed, shit, sneezed, ejaculated, vomited, and farted/queefed all at the same time?
Ask The Dude Anything's REVENGE!!
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The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.~Too Much Coffee Man
Name: Leaf
Friend Code: 2492-3809-4869
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Is it possible to literally "shit bricks of solid gold"?
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Hey guys, sorry I've been busy with non-internet related things as of late. And it looks like these will continue to pile up. So no more questions for now, or at least until I've answered what you guys have left for me. I'll get to them probably this week.
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If there is one thing that you cannot stand about One Piece fans, what would it be? Some of them are TOO obsessed. And also some of them bitch too much. But other than that OP fans are good people. Which subfandom is the most toxic to its overall fandom (by 'subfandom' I mean groups like Franky/Robin pairing nuts or Arlong apologists in relationship the OP community)? Elitists, they can be found in EVERY fandom. What is your favorite fast food? Taco Bell. After working there, I grew to love it more because I knew what was going into it.
Will you have my babies? Impossible, seeing as I have no uterus.
And also, what is your view on clubbing seals?
They can dance wherever they want.Do you play Pokemon? If so, which one is your favorite? Whats your lineup for DP? What did you like the most about DP? Do you have any other good comments for DP? (DP = Diamond and Pearl) Here we go. Yes. Lickitung. Gyarados, Lickilicky, Kingdra, Magmortar, Magnezone, Crobat. Online trading. I can safely say that it's an enjoyable experience and I still play it.
What do you think of Jamba Juice and Starbucks? Starbucks is okay once in awhile. And I have no idea what Jamba Juice is.
What was the worst meal you've ever had? Probably some dinky ass a la carte meal in France.
Whats a weird habit of yours? I make references that only I get during the day for my own amusement. Have you ever posted pictures of yourself on AP? I think like awhile ago.
If not, will you? At some point, sure.
What kind of GD do you want to get into? Advertising, but what I really wanna be is a comic book artist.
What's your favorite graphics program? Photoshop, of course.
Is there a place we can see your work?
Not yet, but stay tuned. What is the worst game you have ever played and why? Ooh! Definately Bebe's Kids for the SNES. I loved the movie when I was a kid, so I got it for Xmas. Even then I knew it was a shitty game. How did you start liking one piece? Summer 2002, I was in Greece and the episode where Zoro fights the Nyaa-ban Bros. was on. I was hooked, read up on the series, bought the HK DVDs as soon as I got back to the states. What's your philosophy on life? Don't worry, be happy. Everything comes up right in the end. How can I be more like The Dude?! Treat her right
Treat your mother right
Treat her right
Treat her right
! Mother
There is no other
Like Mother
So treat Her right
Mother
I always Love Her
My Mother
So treat Her right, treat Her right
! M is for the moan, and the miserable groan
from the pain that She felt when I was born
O is for the oven with it's burnin' heat
where She stood makin' sure I had something to eat
T is for the time that She stayed up at night
and took my temperature when I wasn't feelin' right
H is for the hard earned money She spent
to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da' rent
E is every wrinkle I put on Her face
and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late
The last letter R is that She taught me Respect
and for the room up in Heaven that I know She'll get
! She's a Queen
Second to none
Take care of Mother
You only get oneThe president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? Pshhh. Yeah! What if someone pissed, shit, sneezed, ejaculated, vomited, and farted/queefed all at the same time? Spontaneous Human Combustion.
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Is Snoopy the world's greatest flying ace?
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why is LOTR so long, and is yet able to defy the tl;dr law?
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what is the tl;dr law?
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Have you lurked enough in your lifetime?
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You are busy with "Non-Internet related things"!!? what are you talking about!?
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He has a life
OH MY GOD!
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Since you have a Life (Gasp! Who would have guessed that!), can you tell me what do you think of the following image?
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You get a message from a divine being, in your dreams, and he tells you to go into the woods where you'll find beutiful, naked woman. When you go, intead of woman you find mutated, rabid, hungry wolves.
what is your opinion of the matter?
who the hell told you to go into the woods?
how are you still alive? -
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hey the dude is supposed to answer the questions! stop stealing his thread =P
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Will The Dude exact his vengance on these answerists that have invaded his thread?
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Why do hotdogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns in packages of six?
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You've gathered all seven Dragon Balls, you've summoned Shenlong, and now you're at the part where he says he'll grant you one wish. What do you wish for?
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Is Snoopy the world's greatest flying ace? Hmm, actually I was under the impression that the RED BARON was the world's greatest. why is LOTR so long, and is yet able to defy the tl;dr law? Probably because the movies exist. If someone knwos what happens in the book for the most part because they saw the movie, they'll skim certain parts. Then again, this is just a generalization. I'm more of a Star Wars guy than LotR. In fact, I think even the movies are too long. You are busy with "Non-Internet related things"!!? what are you talking about!? As someone answered for me, yes, I have a life. More importantly, I have a semester of college to finish up, two art shows to prepare for, a girlfriend, and a great social life. Though I do spend a fair amount of time on the internet. Since you have a Life (Gasp! Who would have guessed that!), can you tell me what do you think of the following image?
I personally think it's kinda weird, but as my old house-mate used to say, "Whatever you're into." Will The Dude exact his vengance on these answerists that have invaded his thread? Only when they're sleeping. ; )Why do hotdogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns in packages of six? It's a statistical fact that two out of every eight hotdogs will either be too burnt to eat or dropped accidentally. So in the end, it evens out! (That and hotdogs are cheaper to make. It's way more expensive to use yeast to bake something than it is to process pig entrails. Or so I've heard.) You've gathered all seven Dragon Balls, you've summoned Shenlong, and now you're at the part where he says he'll grant you one wish. What do you wish for? …panties?
Ahaha, but seriously probably some power like the ability to teleport or freeze time or the Force or something cool. (I shouldn't have wasted it on panties...)buttcheeks
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Wow, this I gotta do so~
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Which do you like better-Lasagna or Pasta Spaghetti
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What do you think of this image =P?
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Have you had any experiences with animals that were frightening?
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Can you please tell me the overall plotline of the next Scott Pilgrim book (Vol.4). It's supposed to come out around the end of this month since it was pushed back but..but..I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! @_@
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George W. Bush. Great President, or the greatest President?
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Stephen Colbert. Great source for internet jokes, or the greatest source for internet jokes?
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wasnt the red baron shot down? how can he be the greatest?
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Which of Wario's boobs is more delicious? The left or the right?
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@The:
As someone answered for me, yes, I have a life. More importantly, I have a semester of college to finish up, two art shows to prepare for, a girlfriend, and a great social life. Though I do spend a fair amount of time on the internet.
Why am I jealous
and how can I become more like you
also Will I become the next guitar god
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Look at the following photo:
http://www.qualitytrading.com/illusions/girlwoman.html
Cant read this till you look at the picture:
! Now be honest, which did you see first, the old woman, or young female?
EDIT: Thanks, Gorlom.
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perhaps you should spoiler the question?
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If you don't answer Mr. All Sunday's question, does that mean you hate Bush?
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Why do water have expire dates?
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why is it called "expire" date in english? the literal translation of the phrase in my language is "best before"
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
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Assuming White Holes exist (and they don't, they're just theoretical to counter-balance a Singularity (Black Hole)), what would happen if it collided with a Black Hole?
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are you going to answer my question?
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@The:
Do you play Pokemon? If so, which one is your favorite? Whats your lineup for DP? What did you like the most about DP? Do you have any other good comments for DP? (DP = Diamond and Pearl) Here we go. Yes. Lickitung. Gyarados, Lickilicky, Kingdra, Magmortar, Magnezone, Crobat. Online trading. I can safely say that it's an enjoyable experience and I still play it.
Do you have time to do battle?
If so, what's your Friend Code?
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What do you think of NASCAR?
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Why does everyone and their mother like Halo 3, when its basically just another 1st person shooter?
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Which movie is better and why: Kill Bill Vol. 1 or Kill Bill Vol.2?
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What is your favorite fast food?
Taco Bell. After working there, I grew to love it more because I knew what was going into it.i find that interesting as it is usually the other way around. I like the 7 layer buritoes. never did like taco bell before i was vegitarian though. their meat it gross.
You've gathered all seven Dragon Balls, you've summoned Shenlong, and now you're at the part where he says he'll grant you one wish. What do you wish for?
…panties?XD you read my mind
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If you had lost your favourite pair of socks, and I mean your ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE pair of socks, where in the WORLD, would they end up?
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Do you think girls who want diet should just swallow a tapeworm?
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When you gonna answer everyone's questions? HMM?
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Why do chorus teachers always make the students sing the most retarded warm up songs?
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Do you simply walk in to Mordor?
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If you mugged Nostradamus and asked him if he saw it coming, what do you suppose his answer would be?
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Why is your name The Dude? Are you radical?
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@The:
Why are you called The Dude?
It was a nickname throughout High School and then college. The reason being I said "dude" a lot. And I mean A LOT. Like every sentence. I was 'that guy.' Coincidentally, my #2 favorite movie of all time is The Big Lebowski. While having nothing to do with the creation of my handle, my personality can be best described as 'laid back', so a fitting nickname indeed.…...........................................
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Sorry, didn't read the whole thread. Can I ask another question? If so, why are Germans stereotypically perceived as gay? And whatever happened to FACE from Nick Jr.?
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why do I get the feeling that you're not coming back?
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Maybe he's just very busy. Anyway, sorry to bump this topic but I wonder ask:
In your opinon who would win a fight between Scrooge McDuck and Nami?
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"Day after day, day after day,
we stuck nor breath nor motion
as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean"What song is this taken from?
