I love milk and earlier this year I drank nothing but water, and you know what? Dropped 30 lbs in less than a month, I'm dead serious. (And I ate as unhealthy as always)
Currently, I'm trying to get back on my water diet.
I love milk and earlier this year I drank nothing but water, and you know what? Dropped 30 lbs in less than a month, I'm dead serious. (And I ate as unhealthy as always)
Currently, I'm trying to get back on my water diet.
Now milk, milk is a disgusting drink comes from cows utters plus the taste is disgusting whenever I do drink milk I have to drink it in one gulp I think I once compared the taste to "powdered water" But chocolate milk is something else.
From when I was in second grade until tenth grade, I drank a gallon of milk every day.
Now, I'm lactose intolerant. XD
Seriously. I only started drinking water when I got off milk.
I am into the belly inflation fetishism, but not pregnant.
:unsure: So you like fat guys ?
…that's definitly bad. Cut down your water intake. Or chew gum or smoke or do herion or do SOMETHING to stop your water addiction!
Pregnant fetishim still rules. Not stuffing or fat fetishism, but good 'ol pregnant fetishism.
From when I was in second grade until tenth grade, I drank a gallon of milk every day.
Now, I'm lactose intolerant. XD
Seriously. I only started drinking water when I got off milk.
Hehe, I had a similar experience. I used to love milk. I stopped drinking it because it caused a lot of plegm in my throat but now I don't digest it all that well either. I can drink a little bit, just not a lot.
This thread isn't so much secrets anymore as just random facts about people…
:unsure: So you like fat guys ?
Not really. That's different. It's more of a cartoony type of thing.
she likes it when Luffy turns into a Baloon lol
It may sound kind of weird, but I can sense an animals emotions. I get a sense of what my pets are feeling, mainly my sheltie and my cat, since I am closest to them. But when i am driving, and see an animal on the side of the road, I can sense their fear. I remember driving to work one day, and a raccoon was walking right down the dividing line on the interstate (go the opposite direction I was going) and the fear I felt was almost suffocating.
Just something interesting about me.
@Ms:
It may sound kind of weird, but I can sense an animals emotions. I get a sense of what my pets are feeling, mainly my sheltie and my cat, since I am closest to them. But when i am driving, and see an animal on the side of the road, I can sense their fear. I remember driving to work one day, and a raccoon was walking right down the dividing line on the interstate (go the opposite direction I was going) and the fear I felt was almost suffocating.
Just something interesting about me.
Looks like the Dog Whisperer has some competition…
I still don't know how to tie my shoes. People try to explain it to me all the time, but the second their hand gets in the way of my vision when the lace goes around the bow-thing I lose track of exactly what it is they're doing. I've been wearing laceless shoes for about six years now. Before that I'd always come up with some dumb excuse like "Uh, I'm in a hurry, could you tie my shoes for me while I brush my teeth?" and then I'd just never untie that pair of shoes ever again until they got too small.
Um… That's about as dark as secrets about me get.
cow, I always had the same problem. People would either go to fast, and I couldn't see how they did it, or I'm left handed, and couldn't figure how to do it the opposite way.
THEN, someone showed me another way to tie my shoes. (hope I can explain it in text) take both ends. make "bunny ears" with both of them. Then tie the bunnie ears in a knot.
I'm 25 and still don't know how to do it the other way, but at least I can get them tied.
MAJEK: you pee every 15 min. are you sure that's healthy? even if you drink that much water.
Water is really healthy though. I hate to drink it myself, but I try. being dehydrated can make you tired. So, I drink to stay awake. XD
-The Police make me uneasy, even though they've never done anything to me.
-I get spooked nearly every time a car drives by me while I'm outside. I believe this was caused by this street corner where a driveby happened when I was a child. We were always told to stay away from there incase it ever happened again.
-I feel terrible every time I pirate a game, a program, manga, anime or music (I give myself a timelimit or play it very little, and then delete when I pirate games. I delete anime and manga after one read/watch, dispite having enough space to keep them for some time) but I still do it anyway.
-I chew on bottle caps (as in, caps to water and pop bottles), plastic, toys, and other things all the time.
..somewhat on topic I guess, water makes me have to use the bathroom about 15 minutes after drinking a glass/bottle. I don't often drink water, as I have to climb two flights of stairs every time I need to use the bathroom.
I am able to fellate myself…
i might be joking, i might not be joking :D
You probably could, just develop some good stretching muscles and your halfway there but do you have the will ?
The will? Sucking yourself off is more of a curse then a gift because then not only are you technically sucking a dick (if you're bi this doesn't really matter). You have to worry about a mess then when its over you're scarred forever.
! I know –MRED-- was joking I just felt somekind of urge to say this :?
The will? Sucking yourself off is more of a curse then a gift because then not only are you technically sucking a dick
! I know –MRED-- was joking I just felt somekind of urge to say this :?
Nuh uh, since it is your own penis, it cancels out any "Homosexuality" in said act (not that there is a problem with it)
and i said i MIGHT be joking =3
It gets weirder and weirder every time I come here.
Yea, well it would just be a advanced form of Jerkin it. With giving yourself a money shot that is completely not a straight thing to do. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Yeah this has gotten a lil creepy.
for fucks sake I spell a word wrong and it takes me at least a couple of months to realize it. goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me.
You know that feeling you get when you click on a thread you know you shouldn't have…
i love freaking people out
heres another thought….
Who says you have to keep sucking till ejactulation?
Theres at least a .20 second delay from orgasm to Ejaculation...
_runs out giggling_
You know that feeling you get when you click on a thread you know you shouldn't have…
Seeing you sig after that makes this all ten times funnier.
Though yes, this is starting to get a bit… wierd. And disturbing.
Sicne someone kinda brought it up.
I suck at tieing shoes. I could never learn, and people thought it was weird. People did it normal because I'm left handed but I always lost them, and couldfn't figure it out.
I also suck horribly at bike riding. I have awesome balance and sense of where everything in and on my body is at once times, no balance isn't much of an issue, or it wasn't. But bike riding, in-line skating, anything requiring side-to-side balance, just horribly tough for me, like a video game where I just say "forget everything else, just make it by barely progress and after you beat the game go back later if you want" and just skip by in a level, doing the bare minimum and jsut holding out until the end. And that is why the only bike I ride is the stable ones at the gym.
I'll drink jsut about any milk, except no or 1% fat. Would it kill anyone to add a little more fat to the milk, like 5%? 2% can, at times, taste like milk with a little watering down, other times it tastes fresh and delicious. Doesn't seem to have anything, if much at all, to do with the expiration date and opening date.
Oh and here's soemthing weird I'm proud of, besides being able to pop my big toes awa from the others up and now down, if AI grab objects, like tough them, I can feel every part of them, Less so when not focused or my mind drifts elsewhere, but I can literally touch an airplace and feel what it feels. THe farther away the less releastic it gets, and turns more into just "feeling" rather than any texture at all.
I can even walk and feel the sidewalk beneath my feet, while wearing shoes(wish socks) so Not sure where that comes from.
I hate christmas and every bloody holiday special that goes with it. Mainly because I find it pathetic how as children, we are taught to believe in Santa and then later in life that "image" is removed and replaced with "Jesus".
So we are mainly trading one false image with another to me, since you can not say Jesus or Christmas anymore because of other religions. Well are all the other religion holiday specials? I wouldn't mind seeing a Jewish special or etc.
I can't tie shoes worth crap.
I can't ride a bike in a straight line no how.
I like the taste of blood, in small amounts.
I have never had a girlfriend.
I have never…you know...whacked off. >.<
I drink way more milk than I do water (especially the homo milk).
I hate driving.
I hate shopping.
I like Pokemon.
...
phew That was a lot to get off my chest.
Hey guys, let't not get overly graphic here, this is a pg-13 board.
she likes it when Luffy turns into a Baloon lol
It's too bad I'm not really a Luffy fangirl. I have a friend on LJ who's all about the Luffy inflation.
@mumbo230:
I drink way more milk than I do water (especially the homo milk).
It took me a moment to realize what you meant. XD
It took me a moment to realize what you meant. XD
As I did I, far too much info than I needed.
EDITS: Oops my bad. My mind totally thought another thing. Bad Gaara, bad.
HOMOGENIZED milk, people! XD
Wait, isn't all store bought milk homogenized?
I'm not sure about that, but some milk is specifically classified as Homogenized or Homo, as mumbo shortened with hilarious results.
So, secrets that I'm not too big of a wimp to mention here…
I guess I'll jump on the shoelace bandwagon.
I've always been pretty bad at tying shoelaces. So I generally just tie them once, and then leave them that way. Works out better than it sounds.
Strangely, so do I (about shoelaces), or rather, I can, but they never stay.
Slip-on shoes/sandals are always easier. >_>
Heh, and here I felt silly because I didn't learn to tie my shoelaces until I was 9 or 10 or something, I don't remember exactly. Wasn't it Einstein that couldn't tie his shoelaces?
I am sorry you all,
but this thread is kinda creepy… :ninja:
Taboo is actually from Sri Lanka. Ask her to write in Sanskrit sometime. ^^
Baung li sahweh D_D
Actually, I was born in Arlington, WA. Near the base of Mt. Ranier no less, and I've yet to experience snow. I moved to TX when I was about 6 months~
This explains why I like you more than most Texans I guess j/k
xD
Reading all these post about not knowing how to tie shoes has inspired me to go back to being a preschool teacher. It will be my lifelong duty to instruct 4 and 5 year olds on how to tie their shoes correctly. :) Can't really teach the children I work with now how to do that!
Yeah, by homo milk I meant whole milk (you know, that 3 and a quarter percent fat stuff, the unskimmed kind).
Anyway, I have a few more secrets to spill:
I have a lazy eye.
I hate getting my hair cut (okay, maybe that's not really a secret).
In Monopoly, I always steal at least five thousand dollars from each of the other players while they aren't looking. (Monopoly money, not real money XP)
In the Game of Life, I do the same thing, except it's more in the range of about twenty thousand >.<
Man, letting out secrets is fun. I'm running a bit low on them, though.
Hm, what can I spill.
I and a friend once used another friend's calling card to try and locate rock and roll celebrities in other states. It's not totally a secret though because we got caught.
I once got so drunk that I stripped my clothes off. Then I crawled to the toilet and puked.
In 9th grade in my cooking/nutrition class, we had group seating around a round table, and this one girl was insisting that girls don't masturbate, and I proved her wrong by admitting that I did :P I never lived that down.
Here's one that really is kind of a secret, but it's long and meandering.
I had a crush on a musician (somewhat well-known but certainlly not a celebrity) that I idolized. I used to always go out and see him play at various gigs and stuff and I even got invited to a recording session for a CD. Problem is that he is married. I had to really beat it out of my system and I successfully got myself out of that mindset. At one point, I got a really cool invitation to go to his own recording studio…I swear, the description sounded almost like a date. I don't believe that's what he was thinking at all, he was really just a nice guy trying to do a nice thing (although I can't say for certain what's on his mind, who knows), but I decided at that point that I could not accept that offer, if not simply for the fact that I've learned from experience that young girls should not go hanging around a married man if you don't know his wife. I mean think about it, what would YOU think if you heard about or saw your husband hanging around some young "fan". I didn't really want to actually say what my problem was because it's probably all in my own head, so I just pretty much cut off all contact at that point and it's been almost 5 years.
I wonder what he'd say if I ever run into him again somewhere.
To be honest, any of my major secrets would probably come back and ruin any future I might have, if they were discussed. This is why you have to be careful on what you say, because the media loves to pull out past issues against you once you actually get in the media spotlight. Sometimes I curse against myself for wanting to become a professional wrestler.
Anyways, a few small secrets about me:
-I drink milk like a feline. Yes I use my tongue to lap up the milk.
-I become a little scared fool whenever I see a wasp, those insects are pure evil.
-On a twenty dollar dare, I ate two spoonfuls of canned dog food. Which actually does not taste that bad; it reminded me of undercooked hamburger.
-I do not eat anything with chocolate; I find the taste almost unbearable.
-I live by a set of rules which are similar to the Straight Edge lifestyle; no drugs, no alcohol, no sex before marriage, and no cussing.
-Ever since I was in high school, I have not owned a single par of “true” shoes. I always wear work boots.
this thread makes me go
ZEROXTB SECRETS
-when i was a kid i thought the air guitar was a real instrument
-i do an impeccable impression of krusty the clown
-i know the lines in "Coming to America" almost backwards and forwards. When my family and i lived in maryland when i was like 8, we didnt get cable for two or three weeks, but we had a VCR. My mom's favorite movie was coming to america, and would watch it over and over and over again
-i am not in fact tyler durden
My secret is….
...I like porn.
Coming to America? I love that movie!
Sicne someone kinda brought it up.
I suck at tieing shoes. I could never learn, and people thought it was weird. People did it normal because I'm left handed but I always lost them, and couldfn't figure it out.
I also suck horribly at bike riding. I have awesome balance and sense of where everything in and on my body is at once times, no balance isn't much of an issue, or it wasn't. But bike riding, in-line skating, anything requiring side-to-side balance, just horribly tough for me, like a video game where I just say "forget everything else, just make it by barely progress and after you beat the game go back later if you want" and just skip by in a level, doing the bare minimum and jsut holding out until the end. And that is why the only bike I ride is the stable ones at the gym.
Some things are a bit difficult for me like playing the flute since I am also left handed (lefties rock).
I'll drink jsut about any milk, except no or 1% fat. Would it kill anyone to add a little more fat to the milk, like 5%? 2% can, at times, taste like milk with a little watering down, other times it tastes fresh and delicious. Doesn't seem to have anything, if much at all, to do with the expiration date and opening date.
I have a milk allergy … it just bothers my stomach a little bit. But food products with milk is alright.
Oh and here's soemthing weird I'm proud of, besides being able to pop my big toes awa from the others up and now down, if AI grab objects, like tough them, I can feel every part of them, Less so when not focused or my mind drifts elsewhere, but I can literally touch an airplace and feel what it feels. THe farther away the less releastic it gets, and turns more into just "feeling" rather than any texture at all.
I can even walk and feel the sidewalk beneath my feet, while wearing shoes(wish socks) so Not sure where that comes from.
Amazing.
Okey. I guess I'm obligated to tell something too. Jeez, I… frequently give my pubic hairs a haircut. I don't shave off everything but I shorten them quite a bit. It makes my penis to look longer and cuter .
Okey. I guess I'm obligated to tell something too. Jeez, I… frequently give my pubic hairs a haircut. I don't shave off everything but I shorten them quite a bit. It makes my penis to look longer and cuter .
lol, Yoska wins.
And I love Coming To America too. It's amazing to think that there was a time when Eddie Murphey and Arsenio Hall had great roles in great movies.
cow, I always had the same problem. People would either go to fast, and I couldn't see how they did it, or I'm left handed, and couldn't figure how to do it the opposite way.
THEN, someone showed me another way to tie my shoes. (hope I can explain it in text) take both ends. make "bunny ears" with both of them. Then tie the bunnie ears in a knot.
I'm 25 and still don't know how to do it the other way, but at least I can get them tied.
You mean thats not the proper way?! Thats how I always tied my shoes, mind I only wear velcro strap shoes anymore.
But really, I got no secrets besides one…which has been bothering me for years and it torments me to the point of pain, I made a big mistake...I'm sorry, but its not something I can tell.
But yeah, not secrets, just facts people don't know.
I can't ride a bike.
I can't swim.
I wanna know if women prefer shaved men or hairy men, if I find out its the earlier I think I'd shave my arms and legs.
I also shorten my pubic hair cause it always got in areas and got pulled on, haven't had to for a year or two now tho.
If I wasn't not wanting to waste my life in jail, if I ever saw my father again I'd murder him, even tho I can't even stand the thought of killing and I can't even watch graphic movies or games.
I fall in love easily.
I too, have a lazy eye. Tho it has straightened out and you can't tell it anymore after I stopped wearing glasses. Tho if my good eye is blocked I can't see shit from a side.
I'm afraid when I do find someone I love in person and we get together...that we wont last and my heart will be broken.
When I'm my normal self and not in a term of hornyness I believe if I never found one I thought I'd be with all my life that I'd live my entire life without having sex.
I think I have small hands...
I also get attached easily, but if I stop talking to that person for a month or so that kinda starts going away.
And for the greatest secret of all.
! I can't figure out what else to type on this list.
I wanna know if women prefer shaved men or hairy men, if I find out its the earlier I think I'd shave my arms and legs.
There's no one answer to that, different women have different preferences. Some women love a hairy guy, some love a hairless guy, otheres simply don't care either way. But most women wouldn't expect a guy to shave arms and legs or armpits, that's kind of wierd.
I remembered another secret. XD
I can't rollerskate.
Seriously. Every year, our school goes on a field trip to a skating rink.
And every year, I don't go. My friends always ask me why I can't go and
I make up stupid reasons like " I don't feel like it" or " I can't stand the public".
Because everyone in my school practically knows how to skate and I can't
let my self get embarrassed.
I can't ride a bike either. My old bike is in the basement. I never use it anymore… it was purple.
I am able to control my body temp, and sometimes push it towards 100.0
Thus getting out of school
but the most is 99.9 on a regular occasion
I can't seem to grow any noticeable hair on my body except for my head and armpits but my chin is getting there.
I'm trying to get my chin like Sanji, but I've got some acne on my chin so the hair is unnoticable. And it's there!
I can't ride a bike.
Neither can I. :B I remember when I was younger, my cousin would make fun of me for it and try to force me to learn how to ride. I hated every bit of it.