A: the story of his life. he changed his glasses and thought the teapot was his psychoterapist.
Q: why do people want to see sanji and zoro's baby???
A: the story of his life. he changed his glasses and thought the teapot was his psychoterapist.
Q: why do people want to see sanji and zoro's baby???
A) Because the green swirly eyebrow is the prophesied sign of the Chosen One.
Q) What will the purpose of this Chosen Child (Zorji) be?
A:A perverted swordsman
Q:who made the phrophecy of zorji.
A : Yassop one night in a drunken stupor.
Q : Who is Zorji's main villain?
A: His twin brother Sanro.
Q1: What kind of attacks do Zorji and Sanro have?
Q2: Zorji vs. Sanro? Who wins the fight and how?
A1: Flamberge rice ball and Tiger Shoot (uses live tigers)
A2: Neither, both lose to Nabin.
Q: Who is Nabin's father?
A: Willy Wonka
Q: Why didnt we see Nabin during the hole "Chocolate factory" movie?
A: He was actually there but swimming in the chocolate, so that you could just see sth brown moving in the chocolateriver. Watch the movie again!^^
Q: What would Robin on drugs be like? (finally a facefault?)
A: Incredibly jittery and with a salivating problem.
Q: What if Jimmy was stapled to Mr. T?
A) There would be Mr. T jokes galore.
Q) If Nabin could use his multiple hands to manipulate weather systems, what are the powers of his archenemy, Chonky (love child of Franky and Chopper)?
A: He would be a transformer! Goes from cute, cuddly animal, to killermachine in no time!
Q:Broosopp would be like..?
A:His Afro will be on his long nose.
Q:what would Chanky look like?
A) Antlers, Speedo… no fur on the legs.
Q) What would Luvi, the bastard child of Vivi and Luffy, be like?
A: Can you say "gomu gomu no forehead"?
Q: What does this attack do?
A) Causes Luvi to fall on her face.
Q) Luvi vs. Broosopp, how does it all go down?
A: Crappy drawing, but you get the idea:
(Spoiler tag this, if its too big, i still dont know how to do it)
Q: Nabin, the multiarmed weathergod VS Chonky, the cute transformer! How does that end?
Arlong wins, because the fans find both combinations truly disturbing and return to the bizarre comforts of a violent anthro shark.
What exactly would thise bizarre comforts be?
A: Poke your body with a sharp saw nose and embrance you strongly.
Q: From all the bizarre combinations mentioned in the previous questions, why didn't have any related with villains?
Because Wapol already did them all at the annual One Piece Villan's Con.
Who was the guest speaker at the Villian's Con?
A: Matthew, the Sandman's personal assistant crow.
Q: you got an idea what the hell I'm talking about?
the fook would brooke say?
what happens if type profane things here?
Then somewhere, someplace, an old lady cries.
Why isn't it an old man?
well cuz boys don't cry
who sings that song again?
A: Some mysterious person that has a polar bear for a pet.
Q1: Who is this mysterious person?
Q2: Why does the mysterious person have a polar bear for a pet?
A:This mysterious person is Ash from Pokemon and he has a polar bear for a pet because he eats babies.
Q:Why does Ash eat babies?
A: Because he must eat them all…
Q: Has Chopper been neutered yet?
Why do you think he didn't start falling over Lucci?
What would Sanji cook, given a college dorm refrigerator contents?
A: the girls. cover 'em in cream and chocolate and EAT THEM.
Q: who has the best green hair, zoro, sham, kokoro or chimney?
A: Cabaji. 50% cornrows, 100% badass.
Q: Are the other Yonkou given names because of the color of certain body hair?
A: WARNING!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!
Q: what if the One Piece is actually the unabridged version of mr. satan's biography?
Then Oda laughes and laughs and laughs.
Who does Usopp want to test his new weapon designs on?
A : His dead mom, because he hates his family
Q : What is Laboon's favorite pasta?
A: seaweed lasagna.
Q: who's the lamest secondary villain (I mean everyone excluding captains and bosses) in OP?
A: Tomato Gang (because I've never seen him)
Q: Who's the lamest primary villian in OP?
A: Wapol. He's design is pretty nice, but his personality is just.. not cool..
Q: Brooke - Afro + striped suit = ?
Dalek Sec Hybrid Skeleton.
Now….how awkward would that be?
A: VERY awkward, becuase I have no clue wtf that is.
Q: Who has a bigger afro: Gaimon or Brook?
A: Luffy's.
Q: (Forgot if I already asked this but oh well.) CP9 pick-up lines?
I can imagine Lucci prattling on and on about how his Zoan senses let him tell that a woman's horny for him, but I think he'd probably let Hattori do the talking, figureing it was a great gimmick.
How long can Kumadori go without talking about his mother?
A: 7 seconds
Q: What if Kumadori came back to get revenge on Chopper?
A: He'll kill him with his Yoyoi~'s of DOOM.
Q: Are Spandam and Pandaman related?
A: yes. pandaman's the third cousin of the second cousin of the thirteenth brother of spandam's wife's lover. which makes them twins. siamese twins.
Q: do you love this thread as much as I do?
A. Yes.
Q1. Does Luffy love this thread as much as NoraDora?
Q2. Does Nami love your face?
A1: Yes.
A2: I don't know.
Q: What if One Piece was the Triforce?
A: Lawsuits galor.
Q: Who would win in the court case of Nintendo v. Oda?
A: Oda. he's got pandaman on his side.
Q: am I luffy in disgiuse?
A:No you are Usopp pretending to be Luffy pretending to be disguised as NoraDora
Q: How many disguises is there un Noradoras (Usopps) wardrobe?
A) over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!
Q) What Devil Fruit is wanted by Whitebeard's nurse?
A: The Shot Shot no Mi.
Q: What kind of powers does the Shot Shot no Mi have?