I thought you just had to dry hump someone to get them pregnant. I also thought you had to pee in girl's asses to make them pregnant. I was really stupid.
Does CosmicDebris find this erotic?
I thought you just had to dry hump someone to get them pregnant. I also thought you had to pee in girl's asses to make them pregnant. I was really stupid.
Does CosmicDebris find this erotic?
they dont?
wow…i just noticed that i know about nothing...:sad:in grade 8, my friends believes that girls have 3 holes at the bottom...the asshole, the hole to pee, and the hole for intercourse...i was close to believe him until someone asked a girl...
I think the cats just get torn apart to death. Its a very sad and tragic death:sad:
I thought, looking at Alaska and Russia on a flat map, that there was an entire country on THE OTHER SIDE. I thought "Wow, it's a pretty big world!" (Before that, I thought leaving your street was leaving your area code XD).
And then…my nice 3rd grade teacher introduced me to the globe...
I used to think that other people were being left in the dark because the sun kept following me.
Also I thought there was a bone in the penis when it was erect hence the word boner.
Also I thought that chocolate was naturally sweet.
Oh this is fun.
~I used to think God was real. And that he and Jesus were always watching me. Watching ME. ALWAYS.
~The pee hole and vagina were one in the same.
~Because a cartoon/show spoke in English, it MUST be made in America. The idea of translating never entered my mind.
~Gay people couldn't have sex. Rather, they would pretend to hump each other in missionary position, like a straight couple would do.
~When I was little, my family lived right next to this large storage garage. Every now and then a car would come out. I used to think that that garage was endless in size and contained another dimension within it.
~Later in life I would have urinary problems. Curse you, pad ads.
~"Oh my God!" was a curse word.
~Humping ANYTHING could get you pregnant.
I used to think that age measured height. When someone asked how tall I was, I went "7 years old!"
When I was a kid, I always followed the treasure map in my mind.
I used to think Disney made up all the old movies. As I foudn out later, it was their version of a clasical book every time.
I used to think Disney made up all the old movies. As I foudn out later, it was their version of a clasical book every time.
A crappier, more child-friendly version with some sappy ending. They even do it to history.
I used to think that if I stared at the sun long enough, I would get super powers… damn my shitty vision!!
What did I think about when I was a child? Hmm this is hard because I can not remember a lot of things from before I was sixteen.
Yesh this is hard. When I was a child I use to believe that vehicles would drive by themselves and people only rode in them. Oh and everything was alive and such like the old classic cartoons where the sun had a face.
I used to think about computers like simple things.
They have a motherboard, a CD slot, and a few useless things noone ever uses, and a floppy disk was just osme kind of lame sucky CD. Then cthe curcuits do….stuff, and it puts what it's doing on the screen.
Wow was I wrong.
when i was a kid, i thought ultraman was real :)
@Senshi:
I used to think
-That drinking and driving meant it was illegal to drink soda or water while driving
Ditto. I once told my father off for drinking an orange juice carton while driving.
When my dad told me stories about growing up in Egypt, I always imagined him living in some cave or a pyramid in the desert.
… all black people were thiefs, damn my old school parents...
... politics and history were boring, I <3 them now :(...
... adult swim was nothing but retarded shows that think they are funny, wait a second....
... being asian was a misfortune, white community ftw! damn them too....
I thought If you had sex (when i was learning) with a animal
it would have hybrid babies
@--MRED--:
I thought If you had sex (when i was learning) with a animal
it would have hybrid babies
There's speculation that that can actually happen between a human and a chimp.
@Invader:
There's speculation that that can actually happen between a human and a chimp.
That is quite disturbing to me. I'm going to go throw up now.
Lets test this theory
I think its all appropriate that we nominate pichu for such a task
@--MRED--:
Lets test this theory
I think its all appropriate that we nominate pichu for such a task
Eww, no thanks. :\ You go right ahead, though.
@Invader:
Eww, no thanks. :\ You go right ahead, though.
Perhaps i didn't make my self clear pulls out gun
Now you go get a monkey…
ill get the video equipment...
@--MRED--:
Perhaps i didn't make my self clear pulls out gun
Now you go get a monkey…ill get the video equipment...
LOL. You almost made me cry laughing at that. You should sell some DVDs MRED, you'd make a fortune. You can call it Monkeys Gone Maniac.
Bad guys always lost.
Bah.
I thought actors lived in their show. Don't ask me.
Yeah I never understood why people who were actors didn't play their characters in public.
Well it makes more sense now.
I remember thinking that…
Ass meant "Penis"
Cartoons were real
Gay people couldn't have sex
I used to think eggs were dead chickens melted inside the egg >>
-The sun was actually in the sky, as in, in the atmosphere of earth. I remember at age 5 or whatever finding out that I was wrong.
-That somehow, someway Jabba the Hutt was going to push a button and make me fall in a monster pit in any given room.
-That god or whatever it was in my vaguely theistic youth beleif, looked like a giant blue fetus/cherub.
-That 1st graders were giants.
-That bad guys had all the cool stuff
-That maps of Connecticut were maps of the USA.
-That people usually got up at 1:00 AM (logically people would do so since its number one right? Tell me I wasn't stupid?:sad: )
-That getting married produced a baby, no parental lies there, just me being a genius sleuth.
I remember in my days as a young gamer. If anybody has siblings, cousins when they were little, I know you remember when they used to give u an unplugged/broken videogame controller and make you think you were playing. But in actuallity, they were the ones playing.
I used to have so much fun thinking I was playing Mario bros. But thinking back on it, the older kids, cousins, etc. were some real bastards.
I remember in my days as a young gamer. If anybody has siblings, cousins when they were little, I know you remember when they used to give u a videogame controller and made you think you were playing. But in actuallity, they were the ones playing.
I used to have so much fun thinking I was playing Mario bros. But thinking back on it, the older kids, cousins, etc. were some real bastards.
I do that to my nephew! He always wants to play Grand theft auto and Guitar hero. So I just hand him off another controller I feel like a asshole for doing it.
But he's catching on so now I'm just gonna have to teach him how to play guitar hero and other games.
I see I'm not the only one who that's happened to. I do it to my nephews as well too. It's funny as hell tricking kids from the outside. I don't have a clue why I do it tho.
I remember in my days as a young gamer. If anybody has siblings, cousins when they were little, I know you remember when they used to give u an unplugged/broken videogame controller and make you think you were playing. But in actuallity, they were the ones playing.
I used to have so much fun thinking I was playing Mario bros. But thinking back on it, the older kids, cousins, etc. were some real bastards.
I also do that to my nephew (who's only three now). However, he catches on when he sees the cord not in the console. I have no idea how he found this out, but he somehow knows he's not playing.
I used to think glue was made from marshmallows. Thankfully, I never really liked marshmallows, so I didn't eat it.
I used to think the people in tv could see me watching them, and that they sometimes were talking directly to me.
I also believed in god until like the fifth grade or so.
I used to think women got pregnant randomly.
I used to think "asshole" was a slang word for pasta.
I used to envision Florida as a place full of snow and mountains.
I used to think Donkey Kong was a donkey.
I used to think, since he always looked mean in the Genesis games, that Sonic was always angry.
I used to think Link's name was Zelda.
I used to think women got pregnant randomly.
I used to think "asshole" was a slang word for pasta.
I used to envision Florida as a place full of snow and mountains.
I used to think Donkey Kong was a donkey.
I used to think, since he always looked mean in the Genesis games, that Sonic was always angry.
I used to think Link's name was Zelda.
lol what have i been thinking all these years…
what the hell is donkey kong then? :wassat:
lol i thought link and zelda is the same person
@Sekum:
I thought DBZ and all animes were the original cartoons in spanish, I was wrong
:D
Jajaja, me muero de risa!
I thought Bert from sesame street was mean because his eyebrows were always straight..like he was scowling. He always kinda scared me.
I thought parents stopped having sex after getting kids. Until I got my little brother and my little sister. :getlost:
That the babysitter was a part of the family.…..
My grandmother could only speak Spanish.
That I could never get hurt.
I can’t remember much else…
i used to think the toothbrush can turn me into ultraman XD
I thought San Francisco (which is NORTHEAST of where I live) was in Arizona xD
About Zelda/ Link, I always, ALWAYS, put in that damn cheat code thing ZELDA, not realizing I was making a harder game every time. No wonder I never beat it.
On a related note, I found out that Zelda and Link were different in an Easter Egg box. Odd no?
I thought Megatron and Optimus Primal were the same as Optimus Prime and Megatron.
- That when a women has a baby they cut the stomach open to take it out
OMG dude, the first post I read in here is something I thought too XD
oh and I got one:
-that antifreeze made your feet shrink (don't laugh it was a dramatic childhood experience ;_;)
(okay you can laugh)
EDIT
and after reading the topic I was reminded of a few things
-I also thought drinking and driving meant no drinking period.
-I remember on an old old computer we had, we had a disk that said "monopoly" on it… and of course that disk contained the game. So I used to think by just writing the name of the game on a disk that it would work. (man, imagine how easy warez would be if that were true XD)
-I used to think judgement day would actually take a long time and like all this horrible stuff would happen like lava rain and it'd be painful and scary. I was very afraid of this =/ Im surprised they exposed us to revelations so early on in school years.
-I thought a pig was in my room this one night... it was actualy my Grandma snoring in the other room XD
I used to think "asshole" was a slang word for pasta.
so like… did you say to your parents, "All right, asshole for dinner!" one night or what? XD
Where I live, there's an aqaurium called the Blue Reef (formerly Sea Life Centre) and also a swimming pool. For some reason, I used to think the aquarium was on top of the swimming pool. I think it was because there was a window in the ceiling of the pool and there was one in the floor of the aquarim, (actually, there wasn't but I just thaught that there was for some reason.
@Anime:
About Zelda/ Link, I always, ALWAYS, put in that damn cheat code thing ZELDA, not realizing I was making a harder game every time. No wonder I never beat it.
On a related note, I found out that Zelda and Link were different in an Easter Egg box. Odd no?I thought Megatron and Optimus Primal were the same as Optimus Prime and Megatron.
At first, I thought Zelda was Link until Super Smash Bros. was released for the N64.
- That when a women has a baby they cut the stomach open to take it out
OMG, same here. Well… that's what I mom told me when I was very little.
That when a women has a baby they cut the stomach open to take it out
OMG, same here. Well… that's what I mom told me when I was very little.
LOL.. my mom told me that babies just popped out. Imagine my little 4 year old mind playing that out. I actually thought that the stomach just exploded and out popped a baby then the doctors put everything back together again.
Also..if you wanted to have boys you had sex, and if you wanted to have girls you just kissed. LOL
Until I was 7, I thought the last line of the pledge of alleigance was "With liberty and Justin's frog."
There's a train track close by my parents' house, and a train goes by every night around 9:30pm. When I was little, I'd wake up to the train whistle, and I'd see the neighbor's porch light through my curtains. I'd think that a train was headed straight for my window, so I'd run into my parents' room screaming… every freaking night.
Also, I thought that there was a parallel universe inside of mirrors, like in Gumby. So every time I'd see a really tall mirror, I'd try to walk into it... needless to say it never turned out well.
When I was little, I didn't know what caused heart attacks. While talking to my grandma (who was watching a Soap Opera), one of the characters had a heart attack and fell on the floor. Then, I asked my grandma, "does he have thorns piercing his heart?"…thorns in your heart cause heart attacks, wtf was i thinking?...
I also thought that my teachers marked my homework wrong because they used a machine at school to shrink to a microscopic size to spy on me while i did homework. that night, I got some windex and wiped my desk clean five times hoping to clear all my teachers off my desk.
I also thought Goku's name was Kancha (spanish for popcorn) in the spanish dubs for DBZ. don't ask me why...