Before going on the internet, I thought that humans with animal features were cute and charming…
D,:
Before going on the internet, I thought that humans with animal features were cute and charming…
D,:
I thought I was older then my mum because my birthday was earlier then her's in the year.
I also remember finding this big pyramid shaped rock and thinking it was a Stegosaurus bone
When I was kid, I used to think that pregnant women justs swallowed the watermelon seeds. Rest assured, I was very cautioned when eating watermelon.
When I was a kid, I thought my dad had a baby in his belly just like my mom did before my bro was born :ninja:
I used to think that if you ate gum then when you had to take a shit it would make a bubble. XD
I thought that people never stopped growing, so I had nightmares about growing too big and crushing my family. It never occurred to me that if nobody ever stopped growing, that meant that they would keep growing at the same rate. Whoopsies.
When I was a kid, my parents would tell me to get out of the pool when my lips turned blue from being so cold. I misunderstood them and thought that my lips turned blue because I absorbed water into them.
When I went to get heart surgery when I was a kid, for a couple days I thought my family and I had moved into the hospital. That was totally okay with me, because they had tons of popsicles and an NES in the lounge.
I thought the "D" in Walt Disney's signature was a letter he made up. I thought it looked more like a G than a D.
I thought all cartoon characters were real and lived on Mars, where all cartoons were filmed. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.
I thought that you could go to jail when you were an adult for being a tattletale. This was very stressful for me because I could never tell what tattling was and what an honest complaint was.
One time, during recess, a magician came to my preschool and did a certain magic trick that I loved. He took a pebble from the ground and placed it in his pocket. Then, out of the same pocket, he pulled out a flower. I thought that meant that some of the rocks in the playground were actually seeds that would grow instantly when you put them in your pocket, so I spent several recesses taking pebbles, one-by-one, and putting them in and out of my pocket to see if they would turn into flowers. I even got my brother to do it, too. Stupid magician.
I thought all cartoon characters were real and lived on Mars, where all cartoons were filmed. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.
If only!
I thought that dandelion clocks - those white puffball things you see floating around - were Santa's elves watching us, I got sad when my friends squashed them, and I still don't myself. Hee.
….Santa Claus........
I used to believe in Santa Clause…and the Easter Bunny... XD
I don't remember very much of what I believed as a kid.
I remember that I used to think that both Michael Jackson and Boy George were women.
And I used to believe that dragons were real, because I borrowed this cool book from the library that basically presented itself like it was a real zoological reference book.
When i was younger i thought, things we owned would grow with us
like a small bike would get bigger
Oh yeah, I just remembered this during dinner. I used to think that hamburger rolls were good for you. The reason–they didn't taste good, so they had to be good for you.
Then my dad, who was suddenly on a health craze, informed me how white flour (or something like that) is bad for you. Therefore, hamburger bun are bad and bad for you. I was so pissed off! And that's why I prefer to eat hamburgers with wheat bread.
I used to believe in Santa Clause…and the Easter Bunny... XD
You mean they're not real?
@Le:
You mean they're not real?
**You have to believe.
:::I used to think girls pee from their ass. I was REALLY young.**
I used to think you peed into a girl to make her pregnant, I think I must have caught the end of some dodgy porno once.
@--MRED--:
I thought god was real..
i kidd i kidd, i still do
But still … that was a buuuuuuurn.
I used to think girls pee from their ass. I was REALLY young.
One of my many cousins once believed that. I wonder if he still does? XD
Ah, I remember that when I was like 7 or something, I thought I could grow up to be a Power Ranger!
I remember promising a friend of mine he could be the blue ranger, and he was like "okay." For course, we later realized that neither of us had the mechanical knowledge to build a "zord." In fact, even later I realized that actually no one does, and missles do a much better job.
I thought watermelon seeds could grow from your stomach if you ate them.
Before, I thought girls peed with their bums and to make her pregnant you had to have buttsecks. I also thought that you had to pee into a girls gum to make her pregnant.
No really.
Hehe, the funny things kids believe about sex and the opposite gender.
I don't think I realized until I was 11 or so that the vagina and the urethra are seperate orafices. :P
@Nicole:
But still … that was a buuuuuuurn.
Dear lord forgive me for i have sinned…
=(
Seriously though, i dislike those who think believing in god is a childish thing to do...i have met alot of childish athiest in my time
but yes...i know it was a good burn..
=3
oh and when i was a kid i thought erections were when my penis fell asleep
Well, this isn't mah thought but some friend's thoughth, he thought that girls had a penis o.0; :shocked: .. I always knew they didnt for soem reason…..
Ah, the many lies and wonders the world and parents and school give su when you're still in elementary.. just as High School never ends. SONG also real.
i don't know if it would be a bad thing
or a hot thing if chicks had a penis…
Damn you penis girl hentai
DAMN YOU D:
When i was a kid i thought that when you die, you can comeback to life as frankenstien...
I don't think I realized until I was 11 or so that the vagina and the urethra are seperate orafices. :P
Silly girl. Couldn't you tried it out for yourself?
> <<
runs
I also thought knights still existed and this big forest I saw was filled with dinosaurs. My mummy lied to me…
Baha, a little while ago my friend (19, gay) asked me… "Girls have a urethra???" Hahaha.
Um, this one is kind of weird but I used to think that when one "got" boobs, the areola would grow into the entire boob and that the "tip" of the nipple was the entire nipple.
Also, one time my brother told me if I digged deep enough in the sand I would find lava. I certainly dug a lot after that... @_@
I was a pretty curious kid... I once wanted to see what would happen if you "plugged in" a fork... >_> I tried it once at dinner time and it did not go so well hahaha. Let's just say the end of the fork melted. ;D
Can't really remember much else.
When I was a kid..about 5-6 years old, I always thought you have to kiss to have a baby XD
I thought that 4KIDS were the best people in the world.
Also, this sounds kinda retarded…
I thought that Pokemon were real living creatures XDDDDDDD
I dunno why, but it thought if u killed a spider it would rain, freaky huh….I also thought that it was weird that in the cartoons the keys on the keyboard dont have anything written on ´em, when no one else in my age noticed.....
I thought that people never stopped growing, so I had nightmares about growing too big and crushing my family.
I thought the first part (Never thought about the crushing thing.) I think that was probably because my brother is really really tall, and he wasn't always really really tall.
When my house firstgot a computer, all that we had was Encyclopedia Encartica. I spent days on days learning everything.
Then some kid brought in a Bulbasaur thing from Pokemon.com and I was like "Pokemon's on Enyclopedia Encartica! I got to check it out!"
And that is how I found out about the Internet
I used to think Pokemon came from Australia.
@Octogon:
I used to think girls pee from their ass. I was REALLY young.
That's funny, me too. I use to think they had their own version of a penis in the ass. I use to tell my fellow class mates that.
I use to think, if you are in a falling elevator, you can save yourself just by jumping up before the elevator crashes to the ground.
I thought the Muppets were robots for a brief time.
I use to think that by putting an egg in the oven, I can hatch it just like in an incubator. I really tried that experiment too
> I used to think Pokemon came from Australia.
I used to think Pokemon was american. And yes, I stole your text.
@OP:
I use to think that by putting an egg in the oven, I can hatch it just like in an incubator. I really tried that experiment too
Your mom let you play with the oven!
@OP:
I use to think, if you are in a falling elevator, you can save yourself just by jumping up before the elevator crashes to the ground.
I thought that too, i also thought that the muppets were REAL.
@Octogon:
I used to think Pokemon came from Australia.
I mean the creatures, not the show.
In First Grade, I spent a lot of my time pondering non-existance. I used to think that people could randomly stop existing and it was the scariest thing ever.
I treated my imaginary friends as though they were real openly until I was about 7, and then privately until I was about 10.
I used to rewatch tapes of shows for hours on end. (I've probably seen the first two episodes of Dragonball, and several episodes of Pokemon 30+ times)
I was terrified of the Giant Eel in Super Mario 64 when I was 8. I actually stopped playing the game for awhile because of it.
I used to think I was cursed. >_> (both of the trees I got from events were killed, and all the goldfish I used to get from this one fair died)
I used to think that all other continents were just one country. (Europe, Asia, Africa, etc.) and that North America was the only one with 3.
When I was 3-4, I thought the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were real.
aand probably more that I can't remember.
Got another one….
--That the terms of "violence" or a cartoon being "violent" was only limited to showing blood, human blood. That's why I never understood why there were so many parents who complained about the Power Rangers being "too violent" for kids.
For a few years, I thought that my life was all just a dream.
**> I mean the creatures, not the show.
I thought both the show was american and the creatures also came from America. I also thought and I still think that I have experienced 14 years of life rather than 11 because I had a dream that lasted 3 years. It was like perfectly normal. Only near the end did it get crazy. A guy started talking funny and popped.**
I heart this thread.
When I was a kid, I thought that…
I was terrified of the Giant Eel in Super Mario 64 when I was 8. I actually stopped playing the game for awhile because of it.
Your not the only one pal. I was so scared to play the lagoon level cause I'd scream when the eel popped out of nowhere.
I was terrified of the Giant Eel in Super Mario 64 when I was 8. I actually stopped playing the game for awhile because of it.
On Zelda; Ocarina of Time (N64), those naked zombies (I think they're called Undead) terrified me when I saw them for the first time. For a while, I was actually afraid of being alone upstairs. It was the time we kept the N64 in our mom and stepdad's room.
yeah those redeads still freak me out when I play the bonus SSBM levels. Not really scared, just, well, actually the pose and movement they do is a bit OoC.
I also thoguh water towers still served a purpose. I know of no(of the few) water towers in southern california that actually still have any kind of water in them, except for the studio ones in hollywood, which do infact have water in them.
I rmeember when I was really little, I met someone who said they were trying to learn to draw Anime, and I didn't know what Anime was, or Manga.
Oh yeah when I did see Anime and didn't know it, sicne when they dub the replace the kanji with the show's name with SHonen Jump, I thought some guy named Shonen Jump wrote them all, or that was his pen-name. I later found out they were Anime, and then about Manga.
I kinda always thought other languages were the same as ours, but for writing and stuff you have different symbols in replacement of our alphabet.
I always kinda thought computers were like magic, but boy did I find out that they can't do alot. They still really can't do much outside of programs and games.
And there was a dream I had once, I lived 3 whole days in a dream, onl to wake up and find out that none of it happenbed, and it was the next day, not 4 days after. I woke up and went to sleep in my dream, just like I normally would. At the end as time went on, especailly during the last day, events that were super rare occurances were happening more often, and rarer events kinda happened. It was funny for me to wake up and find out it had been 1 night. I was surprised since normally I don't have enough time in one night for a full dream, and always get woken up, unhappily at the climax.
And like a couple others, I though things worked like magic, but they were just technology. I thought that after the latest technology was a couple months old people have them and it's a part of the day. But before that I thought poeple get this super-technology and for some reason noone else would ever have it. I wasn't wanted the stuff that was new. Like just hit the shelves new.
You're not the only one. When I first saw the OP dub it was running alongside the last portion of the SK dub, and I was thinking "That guy who goes by Shonen Jump must be a very busy man"
I thought you could catch up with the age of someone older than you and then become older than them, specifically it was my goal to do this with my older cousin.
I thought that people were basically and essentially good.
I thought that being fat would be fun and meant people thought of you as the loud and cheerful kind of guy, like most fat people on TV seemed to be to me.
I thought that anime/cartoons-in-general were always drawn by one guy entirely, and used to marvel at how hard a job that must have been.
I thought that Santa was real for a rather long time.
I thought that my entire life was actually a TV show and that I was a secondary character in said show.
I was always terrifed beyond reason by anything involving the undead due to a game involving an undead carnival…carnivals still scare me, in fact...
I often answered the question "Are you gay?" with yes, since I was only initially taught the original definition for it and not the homosexual aspect.
I thought Final Fantasy was the last game in the series. When I heard about "the Final Fantasy" game, I was confused and thought it was one, uber awesome game to end all fantasy games. Then I realised it was a series of uber awesome games.
That cats eat people, and people eat cats.
….what?
Good thread idea!
I realized that Washinton DC and Washington State were different in 3rd Grade.
lol does it count if i realized that now? :wassat:
I thought dogs ate cats when they caught them.
I thought dogs ate cats when they caught them.
they dont?
wow…i just noticed that i know about nothing...:sad:
in grade 8, my friends believes that girls have 3 holes at the bottom...the asshole, the hole to pee, and the hole for intercourse...i was close to believe him until someone asked a girl...