A: By shooting hot sauce in its' eyes.
Q: How would Nami react if she found out Chopper uses the same shampoo brand as she does?
A: By shooting hot sauce in its' eyes.
Q: How would Nami react if she found out Chopper uses the same shampoo brand as she does?
Oh, she got mighty pissed so when Chopper was sleeping she shaved him.
How did Chopper adapt to his new life as a bald reindeer?
A: Chopper become a naturalist, much to our dismay.
Q: …How did the rest of the SHs adapt to Chopper's new life?
A: They didn't, Luffy ate him.
Q: where did shanks get his hat?
Ebay.
Who did he outbid for it?
A: Moo Moo the sea cow
Q: Is this why Arlong bosses him around so much?
A: Actually, Arlong bosses Mohmoo around so much because he knows Mohmoo's true power, a power that could defeat even him…
Q: What kind of power is it?
A) The power to shoot milk bullets.
Q) Why did I make a reference to Kung Pow Enter the Fist?
Because all the Smoker fandom in your avatar and sig is blocking oxygen from your brain.
Is that real justice?
a) It's as true as justice can get as true as a fact as flamingoes existing.
q) WTF did I just say (free meat to whoever understands it)?
A-You said that justice is as true the fact that flaminoges exist. Sweet! Free meat!
Q-while eating meat-literallyWho would win, Franky or Cyborg?
They would form and ultimate crime fighting duo. Therefore, NOBODY wins.
Who's the first bad person they go after?
A. An Entropic Eidolon
Q. Where did I just get that from?
Q2. Where have a been for the past three days? (seriously)
A. You found 2 days ago why you were at…
A2. What I'm not going to say that here. And you should be ashamed of yourself.
Q. Is he ashamed?
A_I don't know, I didn't hear the rumors that were going around the forum. Well I heard that one rumor aboot Rixile, Ketchup King and the fifty monkeys.
Q_Did you hear aboot the fifity monkeys rumor as well?
No, but I did hear the one about the poor guy who thought he could top Man-Faye by being Man-Robin and what happened when he crossed Nguyen.
Where does this end?
A: About five feet away from death.
Q: Was…was I just speaking emo?
A. Yes, yes you were. Go back into that corner and seriously consider what you just did.
Q. Is everything on Franky modified to be SUPER? (except his back 'o course)
a) Very likely, but until I hear Luffy go "sugeeeeee" I'll…reserve my judgement.
q) I'm crying, because I read evil emo language. Do I get candy for that?
A) No, you are unable to be upgrade, all non upgrades must be DELETED! DELETE!
Q) Should Franky get a better Upgrade?
A_yes, he should become a portable refrigerator. That why Luffy's meat will always stay fresh.
Q_Should One Piece eventually have a scifi element to it? Like laser guns and etc? Maybe a scifi like island with advance technology?
A) Nah, I like it the way it is
Q) Nose fight, Usopp vs Kaku, who will win?
A - Kaku cuz his has corners… that would hurt! poor Usopp....
Q - could Luffy.... defeat a cyberman? XD
A) He could probably defeat some but eventually they'd overpower him
Q) Do you think Luffy has tried to eat Chopper yet?
A: Oh, he has and succeeded, but replaced Chopper's missing "meat" with something else.
Q: What was that "thing" and how'd Luffy do it?
It was parts of Blueno after kicking his ass. It was thrown to the ground nearby what was left of Chopper and Chopper upgraded.
Is it possible for Monster Point to be cooler than Mr. T?
A: Oh, he has and succeeded, but replaced Chopper's missing "meat" with something else.
Q: What was that "thing" and how'd Luffy do it?
A: Ask 1 2 Jango. He's the meat specialist.
Q: :smacks onemoment in the head: What's my douriki?
OW!! You missed!! I'm grading you a 4!!! If it weren't for the fact that that REALLY HURT!! dies
Where do I go now?
A) Raftel
Q) What is Raftel like?
A: A lot like Candyland.
Q: Did I plan on having ybmc take Bounty1Berry's smack for me?
A. Raftel is actually Las Vegas. Go figure.
Q. If the Straw Hats went to Hollywood, what would happen?
Edit: Damn! Onemoment just beat me.
A. Yes.
Q. Same as above.
A: Luffy would get Jack Sparrow to join his crew.
Q: What job would he have?
A. Cleaning the deck.
Q. How many cigars does Smoker smoke a day?
A: it depends on the brand. SOmetimes he goes for the expensive one.XD
Q: what brand of cigars do smoker smoke?
A: La…smoke...eralla. Yes, La Smokeralla. Even a manly man needs a feminine side...even if its on fire and in his mouth.
Q: Why didn't I stop before I said that last sentence?!
a) 'Cause you were hearing Bounty1Berry's manly tone when he asks your douriki in your head. No worries, somethings just slip out!
q) There's a smoke smoke fruit, so can there be a weed weed fruit, and would you ever be able to beat whoever has it?
A: Actually, they would be surprisingly easy to beat. Always getting distracted by things, such as…hands and...taxation...
Q: Would it be a paramecia, logia, or a zoan?
A: We'd never know, the user would rant about his rant about his hands for 10 minutes. Then he'd lose the drink he put on the table 3 seconds ago.
Q: I'm I talking about someone I know?
A: Umm…
Q: Uhhh....
A: Woah…
Q: Dude, is that yours?
A:ohhhhhhhh i have no idea.
Q: dude, wheres my BOAT?!
A-Sogeking stole it!
Q-Why would Sokeking steal your BOAT!
A: To go to Vegas!
Q: Would a normal person get sniped if they asked where Sniper Island was…?
A: thats y theres 100 shots 100 hits
Q: is the sniper island in the grandline?
A: It depends. Is your heart in the Grandline?
Q: If Sniper Island is in your heart, than how was Sogeking born there? Does that mean that he had his heart before he was born?
A: No, he was born in Syrup village and his dad left to join Shanks' crew.
Q: When will we see more Yasopp…??
a) Doctor: Congratulations Mrs. Longnose! You've just delivered a healthy baby…HEART!! AUGH!!
EDIT: Dang, not only was I slow on the answer, we basically had the same question!! Freaky!!
a2) No fool! Yassop, along with Shanks and his crew, are busy organizing the Grandline Looau Party for when Luffy becomes the Pirate King. This is going to take a couple of years, so the Redhair Pirates will be out of the picture for a while!
q) Is that why Yassop never comes home?
A: Yes.
Q: Why else…? Ladies man...? (*Wink, wink).
A: Actually, quite the opposite. After Usopp left home, Yasopp, using his magical…Yasopp powers, poofed over to say hi to his son and wife. When he found out that his wife had died, he vowed never to fall in love with another woman again.
Q: What about his reaction to Usopp not being there?
A. Rage when he noticed that ussop took his lucky slingshot.
Q. Why a slingshot and not a boomerang?