Akainu left Ace with a hole in his heart, but I'd say Whitebeard really gave him a piece of his mind.
Pun Piece
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The Marines arrested the fake Straw Hats because their captain was Black.
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Surprisingly, for BB, going to prison probably helped him to avoid getting Shanked…
If a girl showed Brook her panties, he'd surely get a boner.
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Yohohohoho!
! That reminds me of that newspaper article that Doflamingo a.k.a. Joker didn't like…
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! Come to think of it, we've also got a Robin… we just need a Batman... any takers?
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! ^Next…
^Nope… need a bat-man who's not on the bat-toilet so much...
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! ^Are you even alive…?
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! ^Yes, you fought alongside Robin against Joker's toys, and yes, that logo's vaguely bat-like, and yes, I'm sure if you had a cape those movements would look cool and all, but try as you might, you're still gonna be Bartman, and not even Simpsons fans like Bartman…
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! ^You're from One Piece: Unlimited World Red, you're not canon, and I'd never heard of you til just now… but you ate a bat fruit and were designed by Oda. Close enough! Can't be any worse than that other choice...
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Yohohohoho!
! That reminds me of that newspaper article that Doflamingo a.k.a. Joker didn't like…
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! Come to think of it, we've also got a Robin… we just need a Batman... any takers?
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! ^Next…
^Nope… need a bat-man who's not on the bat-toilet so much...
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! ^Are you even alive…?
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! ^Yes, you fought alongside Robin against Joker's toys, and yes, that logo's vaguely bat-like, and yes, I'm sure if you had a cape those movements would look cool and all, but try as you might, you're still gonna be Bartman, and not even Simpsons fans like Bartman…
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! ^You're from One Piece: Unlimited World Red, you're not canon, and I'd never heard of you til just now… but you ate a bat fruit and were designed by Oda. Close enough! Can't be any worse than that other choice...
!LOL This really gave me some chuckles. Esp. with that ending pic, then seeing your sig right afterwards XD but still funny.
I'm not gonna do a pun here since I stink at them as bad as Luffy would, any attempt I'd do would be a stretch. -
So what if Buggy NOSE what the one piece is, it's not like he's RED-y to go claim it.
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luffy , you can't play around with charlotte linlin she's old enough to be someone's mother
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I used to be friends with Law, but then I had a change of heart.
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Man, I tried to eat some eggs this morning but they were too hard boiled.
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No arm could ever come to captain Morgan…
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Doflamingo's bank account must be empty because he's lost all his Monet.
Dinner time is always 3 o'clock on the Straw Hat ship.
Nobody can handle Robin, not can they footle her.
I can't do this, I'm sorry.
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Even a touch of sugar can be detrimental to your health, it's not something to toy around with.
They said he couldn't keep it dry, but they were only crocodile tears.
A helping hand was what they missed all Sunday.
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Who'd win in an eating contest between Wapol and Big Mom?
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Luffy
(I think this is a philosophical question that really has to be discussed.)
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Usopp < Bonnie Clay < Wapol < Big Mom < Luffy… food chain?
Literally might be Wapol though, because his fruit is literally eating-related and might be unlimited (even Luffy can only stretch so far).
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Ya know, I'd like to round all this up since its gone to the dogs, but that would take a Lasso but he's just not gunning for it.
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Luffy, he is a fast learner
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Absalom got hired as a reporter under the name Absa, but his boss complains that he never sees him around.
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I expect Robin v Gladius to go out with a bang.
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Doflamingo has really been attacking the Law, but right now the Law looks pretty hol(e)y.
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I heard that Boa Hancock really liked Luffy. I guess she really wanted the D ( that one has to be the most terrible yet)
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Wow, I recently figured out Laboon is a Sperm Whale. Together with Dr. Crocus and bonepunning Brook there is very much potential for jokes that I can't think of right now…:sad:
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Wow, I recently figured out Laboon is a Sperm Whale. Together with Dr. Crocus and bonepunning Brook there is very much potential for jokes that I can't think of right now…:sad:
Let me help you:
- When the day shall come and Brook sees Nami's panties, I hope that he won't go all funny bone and Laboon all over them.
- If you think about this, it will take Brook quite a while to get his bone up all the way to (a) Laboon.
- To see (a) Laboon earlier, Brook really has to work his fingers to the bone.
And now i'll have to convince myself that I don't have dirty head. (Even though its Hollow SKULL JOKE!! )
Can't think of any crocus puns though.
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- When the day shall come and Brook sees Nami's panties, I hope that he won't go all funny bone and Laboon all over them.
- If you think about this, it will take Brook quite a while to get his bone up all the way to (a) Laboon.
- To see (a) Laboon earlier, Brook really has to work his fingers to the bone.
Can't think of any crocus puns though.
Thank you, I really laughed out loud at these . I nearly spit my coffee on the 2nd pun. As for Crocus, well he's a doctor, specialised to handle Laboon. There must be something…
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On this episode of Strawhats gone wild…
- Luffy shows how to REALLY get big and hard!
- Usopp NOSE he can take two women at once!
- Nami really knows how to handle a rod!
- Zoro has no problem squeezing and biting three shafts at once!
- Brooke pulls the ultimate boner!
- Robin clones the right part to take on an army of men!
- Franky activates his vibration feature!
- Chopper shows off his all-new Furry form!
- Jinbe's side story shows just how wet he can get you!
- Sanji... gets a nosebleed and passes out before he can do anything.
What? I was thinking that would make a nice fighting episode. You thought I was talking about something else?
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On this episode of Strawhats gone wild…
- Luffy shows how to REALLY get big and hard!
- Usopp NOSE he can take two women at once!
- Nami really knows how to handle a rod!
- Zoro has no problem squeezing and biting three shafts at once!
- Brooke pulls the ultimate boner!
- Robin clones the right part to take on an army of men!
- Franky activates his vibration feature!
- Chopper shows off his all-new Furry form!
- Jinbe's side story shows just how wet he can get you!
- Sanji... gets a nosebleed and passes out before he can do anything.
What? I was thinking that would make a nice fighting episode. You thought I was talking about something else?
Lol, started losing it on Zoro.
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On this episode of Strawhats gone wild…
- Luffy shows how to REALLY get big and hard!
- Usopp NOSE he can take two women at once!
- Nami really knows how to handle a rod!
- Zoro has no problem squeezing and biting three shafts at once!
- Brooke pulls the ultimate boner!
- Robin clones the right part to take on an army of men!
- Franky activates his vibration feature!
- Chopper shows off his all-new Furry form!
- Jinbe's side story shows just how wet he can get you!
- Sanji... gets a nosebleed and passes out before he can do anything.
What? I was thinking that would make a nice fighting episode. You thought I was talking about something else?
Some of these aren't exactly puns, BUT I LOVE THEM.
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- Chopper shows off his all-new Furry form!
The rumor goes that chopper has crafted a whole new "Rumble Ball". (of blue color)
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Forgot that Chopper puts balls in his mouth when he transforms sometimes :P
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Forgot that Chopper puts balls in his mouth when he transforms sometimes :P
But you forgot a tiny detail:
(a bit too painful)
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There's a reason Doflamingo keeps such a great smile. He always has plenty of floss handy. (I say, Doflamingo, old chap, wouldn't you say that have been a much nicer business to go into than all the dreadful mass murder stuff, hm?)
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Sometimes you have to wonder if Fuji sees the gravity of the situation.
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Akainu really tries to hate everyone, but Lava is all we get from him.
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Everyone misunderstood Luffy all along; he wanted to start a career in reviewing desserts. His dream is to be King of the Pie Rates.
But his destination is still the same. Roger spent a fortune on a really good pie, though he ate most of it. He just left one piece. -
Everyone misunderstood Luffy all along; he wanted to start a career in reviewing desserts. His dream is to be King of the Pie Rates.
But his destination is still the same. Roger spent a fortune on a really good pie, though he ate most of it. He just left one piece.Luffy just wants to meat that piece.
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It just occurred to me that Law's plan is going to leave Doflamingo's empire in shambles.
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It just occurred to me that Law's plan is going to leave Doflamingo's empire in shambles.
It's going to be a mes.
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I just realized that Law is a Try-Far-Gal. (works slightly better in Japanese Speech)
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All these Doflamingo puns are being strung out.
Blueno should have good luck in any career, he holds the door to opportunities.
Law always has room for your heart.
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Bepo's mood sure does change a lot. You could say he's a bipolar bear.
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Doflamingo needs to start pulling strings if he wants to get Admiral Issho's pressure of his back.
That was horrible, never doing this again.
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Bepo's mood sure does change a lot. You could say he's a bipolar bear.
Now now, we can't stereotype certain sexualities as moody.
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It's a good thing this thing is in English for Usopp's name could be mistaken as a pun by itself when someone (untrained) tries to translate the from Japanese.
I think we are all glad Mangapands can at least get his name right and not try to translate to Liar-pp … it would sound as if someone addressing him is calling him "Liar" then attempt to 'spit raspberries'. .... well I think one bad translation DID translate 'Usopp' to 'Liar Bo' some years ago, but it was a different attempt that translate 'Nami' to 'Waves'To try to make this on topic (and fail)=
When Usopp tries to introduce himself, people always ask why he is saying he's 'liar', instead of saying 'I'm a liar'.
When Nami is introduced, she makes waves.Now now, we can't stereotype certain sexualities as moody.
You have to acknowledge Bepo's sudden bouts of sadness are barely bearable.
(love you sig )
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(love you sig )
Thanks– check the One Piece/Mangapanda abridged topic i started the other day-- it's all making fun of mangapanda's one piece chapters
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Now now, we can't stereotype certain sexualities as moody.
I seriously hope you're kidding. Or do you nor know what being bipolar is?
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Haha… it's so easy to take things too seriously while joking around on forums. But yeah, I definitely know
On a side note, this Pun Piece topic will have some inspiration I'll be using for the next One Piece/Mangapanda Abridged chapter, I think. (Probably to be out by wednesday at the latest, if I do it the way I think I'm going to) -
First of Luffy's brothers was capable of using quite a few powerful attacks, acepecially Entei andd lighting the cigarettes from afar, but Sabo - frankyly, I doubt hiken do it.
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After losing to Kaido, Moria is a mere shadow of his former self.
Still, 2 years ago, he survived against all Odz.
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After losing to Kaido, Moria is a mere shadow of his former self.
Still, 2 years ago, se survived against all Odz.
But he absalutely wouldn't manage to do it on his own as he was hogbacked by his subordinates.
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After losing to Kaido, Moria is a mere shadow of his former self.
Still, 2 years ago, se survived against all Odz.
That's one of the better ones so far
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I put this in the other One Piece/Mangapanda Abridged thread but since it was inspired by this thread, I'm putting it here too. All mangapanda words deleted and replaced with puns (whether from me or this thread or both) for this one
One Piece Abridged: Mangapanda Edition – Chapter 759
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I knew you were Trebol when you walked in.