Guys, we have a problem.
We have a guy who only identifies himself as KLN holed up inside Arlong Park. He's taken two hostages and is demanding an extra large pepperoni pizza, $100,000, a getaway chopper and a copy of the book, The Widow's Son. He's threatening to kill the hostages unless his demands are met by sundown.
How are we gonna handle this jackass? Let's hear it!