Granted sharp metal springs start raining from sky.
I wish that I knew how the bees keep getting in the house.
Corrupt a wish
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Granted, they tell you and at the same time unveil they are the beehive mafia. They expect a payment next week.
I wish my school work was done. 3 big papers left!
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Granted. But it's done by Luffy.
I wish for the perfect turkey sandwich. And I don't want to BE the turkey, or any zombie turkeys, or any other weird surprises, got it?
(No one show this post to Matt Groening)
GASP Live Action Cow has Rabbis!
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Granted, it's the perfect turkey sandwich. But you have to fight 100s of rabid turkey fans to get it.
I wish for a great breakfast.
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Granted. Too bad you have a stomach virus and can't keep anything down.
I wish I had a sister who loved me.
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Granted but she's in love with you.
I wish I had a Ipod.
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Granted. You get mugged for it and left for dead.
I wish my theoretical sister didn't love me in that creepy incestual way. :blink:
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Granted, but now shes on a never ending quest to hit you in the balls when you least expect it.
I wish that I could freeze time.
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Granted, but you cannot unfreeze time (which ultimately sucks).
I wish people would stop saying 'granted' and use a synonym instead.
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Gra…. I mean sure wish made but now everyone says Okey Dokey or something like that.
I wish Mariah Carey was my Gym teacher.
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She is your gym teacher, but now she has over 900 pounds.
I wish I would get one dollar, ever time somebody corrupt's a wish.
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Granted, but it's a lot less with taxes. And I punch you everytime.
I wish I was an expert kickboxer.
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Granted, but it's a lot less with taxes. And I punch you everytime.
I wish I was an expert kickboxer.
Granted, but you're going to end up with terrible arthritis.
I wish I didn't get headaches so often.
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Sure, but instead now you find yourself in a coma. Have fun.
I wish I had a box of tropical Mike and Ike candy.
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Granted but now it has destroyed your brain.
I wish my house wasn't so creepy right now.
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Granded, you are now a homeless bum.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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Granted, but you wasted a wish in the process
I wish for monopoly money
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Granted, but once you get the monopoly money you realized I gave you real money.
I wish I didn't have a project on the last week of school.
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You and me both.
I wish I corrupted that last guys wish.
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Okey Dokey. Only he broke down in tears, and is now on a personal vendetta against you.
I wish for cheese.
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Enjoy. You did say "Cheez" (not actual dairy product artificial cheese like food spelled differently for legal reasons), right?
I want my own personal Arlong to lock me in his base and keep me for life as long as I work for him.
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Ok, but he also comes with a Personal Luffy to thwart his plots, and destroy his base.
I wish that my copy of The Sims would start working again!! (Throws a Sim Tantrum)
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Granted, but just when you get it you realize that the sims will get boring soon
I wish that I didn't get hurt while playing basketball.
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Granted. You now got hurt while playing hockey.
I wish my bank account monetarily rose exponentially.
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Granted but then you go bankrupt.
I wish it keeps raining around here.
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Okey Dokey; Only it's acid rain.
I wish that people will use the equivalent of "granted" in their native language in this thread.
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Granted, granted, granted, granted, granted
I wish that this stupid Bittorent download would…HURRY UP and finish.
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Granted, but guess what else downloaded? Computer over. Virus = very yes.
I wish Strong Bad would answer more of my emails.
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Granted! He answers them, but you can never log on to homestarruner.com ever again.
I wish my lotto numbers came up.
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They do. In another state/country.
I wish they'd come out with P.O.P. figures of Kuroobi and Califa.
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Wish granted, except when you get them in the mail, you get bootleg figures made out of melted barbie parts and g.i. joes… and goku hair O.o;
I wish I could finish my damn homework...
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Granted, but just after you finish, it spontaneously combusts.
I wish the lights at my school would sequentially explode, while not hurting me or anyone that I don't want hurt.
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Granted. You get raped in the dark.
I wish Scarlett Johansson would rape me. (I'm kidding…but I had to think of a wish...)
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granted but now he kills you
I wish that One Piece would be real all everything the characters, islands,etc.
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Granted, but you have to be Belamy. Or Kuroobi. No, you'r one of the random shot-up Krieg Pirates.
I wish for a cool summer vaction tommorrow!
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Granted. Ends the next day.
I wish I had all three new consoles NOW. PSIII, XBOX360, and the Wii.
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granted but you have to wear super big glases for playing too many videogames.
I wish I was a great artist well known
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Alright, you are a great artist who is well known to a tribe of cannibals.
I wish that I had a castle!
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Granted, but the princess is in another castle.
I wish I was asleep.
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Granted! But you sleep on a bed of nails.
I wish I could colour my animation faster.
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Granted, but you colour it too fast thus you never got a chance to look at it and now you keep puting the wrong colours on it.
I wish I didn't have exams on the last two days of school.
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Granted, but now you have to two exams a day at your summer vacation.
I wish i could draw Chopper very well.
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Granted. You draw him so well, Oda feels inferior and quits writing One Piece.
I wish chapter 411 would come out NOW!!
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Granted, but suddenly all of the characters turn into Apis. NOOO!
I wish for more monopoly money
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Granted, but your Monopoly board and all the other things belonging to it will be stolen after you got more monopoly money.
I wish that i get more One Piece games.
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Granted, but your game systems all get stolen and burned.
I wish I had Kirby Superstar and nothing would happen to my SNES.
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Granted! You recieve Kirby Superstar and your Snes remains intact, but the electricity company cuts off your house.
I wish I had a pet monkey.
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Granted, he burns your house down.
I wish my electricity was back on. :ninja: -
Ok, but now your heat and water is turned off.
I wish that I had psychic powers!
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Granted, but now you know the dirty thoughts that old man at the bus stop thinks about you!
I wish I could be female for a day.
