Corrupt a wish

onemoment

Granted, but your home is celebrating April Fool's day….FOREVER.

I wish I knew what to write...

kiksq

Granted you write a lover letter to your mom.

I wish for the ultamate printer that print any sized papers and diffrent shapes to and dont forget the flavors yes diffrent flavored papers.

Throes

Granted, but for every sized sheet of paper you print, you get an equally big paper cut.

I wish for an infallible wish.

captain sogeking

Granted but since you don't know what a infallible wish is you don't use it just to be safe.

I wish I had a time machine

Hobo-Ou

Wish granted. But it can only take you to the Big Bang.

I wish I was eating a ham sandwich right now.

onemoment

Granted, but you don't know you ate it.

I wish I could see a few episodes of that tv show "Mantis." It was okay.

Bounty1Berry

Fine. But I taped an old infomercial over it!

I wish I could get some HK subs.

Devilfruitgrower

Granted. But they are crappier then usual.

I have no wish

onemoment

And you never have a wish again.

I wish it was 10pm…I;m almost late!

d.Lughie

Granted.. Its 10 p.m 10 years later.. you are 10 years older from now.. one piece ends and the whole world is totally different.. :wacko:

i wish my computer can never be broken

onemoment

Granted, but now its trying to kill you.

I wish for inspiration.

nguyen

Granted, but the only inspiration you get is the inspiration to go to the bathroom.

I wish I could hear in my left ear.

Wish granted! But then your right ear goes deaf instead.

I wish people would stop fighting over petty things, like gay marriage. :mellow:

captain sogeking

Granted now all people do all day is start street fights to the death.

I wish for a new color

Throes

Granted, you are now rainbow colored.

I wish gas didn't cost so damn much.

nguyen

Granted, but now milk cost ten bucks a quart.

I wish I was invincible.

onemoment

Granted, but you now have constant dairehha and chest pains.

I wish I had a devil fruit. Not the miso miso fruit….ah heck that would be okay.

captain sogeking

Granted you get the miso miso horny fruit.

I wish I didn't post in this thread all the time

onemoment

Granted, you post in the "rate this member" thread all the time. You grow to irritate others.

I wish for candy without health risks.

nguyen

Granted, but now everything else has health risks instead.

I wish I could speak japanese.

onemoment

Granted. Japan now delcare english as their main language.

I wish I could see the look on your face!:laugh:

d.Lughie

granted.. but too bad! he is faceless.. :biggrin: (no offense k!? J/K)

i wish for a porsche

nguyen

Granted, but you actually get to see it,
(photo removed)
(Yes that is me)

I wish I had a better smile.

Tony Tony Chopper

Wish Granted! But your teeth wll always be yellow :(

I wish my dreams of becoming an anime artist came true ~~

onemoment

Granted, but it's an artist for hentai. Hardcore yaoi, urine hentais.

I wish I still had my innocence.

Note:nguy, dont stand so close to the camera next time! And get a better haircut, you have my "don't do anything to it but keep you hair from standing up style." and I invented that! And it sucks!

nguyen

Granted but now everyone else is guilty.

Note:nguy, dont stand so close to the camera next time! And get a better haircut, you have my "don't do anything to it but keep you hair from standing up style." and I invented that! And it sucks!

That picture was two years old. My hair's even worse now. It's parted the same way but it's flat.

I wish I knew what to do with my hair.

silver griffin girl

Ok, but what you know to do with your hair is to shave it all off.

I wish that I had some nice pens and markers for coloring…

Satsuki

Granted, but the only colors you get are teal green and shitty brown.

I wish the events in episode 14 of Fate/Stay-Night didn't happen . . . .

(side note: Hey, one of my earlier wishes got granted! My history professor said the paper is due any time next week instead of Monday! Woot! Friday it is!)

onemoment

Granted, but neither did the events of episode 14 of any anime. Thank's for messing up the Kuro arc man!

I wish my roomate is okay. :sad:

Devilfruitgrower

Wish granted. But you aren't

I wish I could go outside.

onemoment

Granted, but it's raining brimstone.

I wish for a more restful atmosphere.

Duce of Transilvania

Granted, there will be a more restful atmosphere, but it will last for only one minute.

I wish i was a invincible vampire.

Bounty1Berry

Fine, but you have to wear a really silly floppy hat like Alucard.

I wish I were a Congressman.

Satsuki

Granted, but you fall from grace in a token wild sex scandal.

I wish it wasn't raining out . . . . .

Windrays

You could have a tornado too.

I wish Do As Infinity hadn't broken up.

d.Lughie

Wish Granted. They didn't broke up. instead they become a group of drug dealers.. no more band.. :biggrin: (sry DAI fans)

i wish avril's new album has been released..

Satsuki

Granted, but it's sold out the first day, keeping you from buying it.

I wish I could find the bastard who stole my umbrella today so I can rip him a new one . . . . .

Mumbo

Granted, but he's in league with the mafia so if you touch him you will be shot on the spot.

I wish that I had a much nicer house…

Onigumo

Granted, but the taxes eventually bankrupt you.

I wish I had a pet attack squirrel.

Windrays

It would maul you too.

I wish that I didn't have to go to a Catholic school for nine years.

onemoment

Granted, you have to go for 9.3 years.

I wish I have a great Spring break!

Duce of Transilvania

Granted, you will have a great Spring Break in 10 years.

I wish my mom would stop beeing "insane".

d.Lughie

She stopped and become spooky instead..

i hoped there were no calculus in the world

Kaleidoskop

No calculus? Granted. But you have to deal with geometry instead.

I wish to be the little girl.

onemoment

:blink: Okay, but you're the little girl on the verge of puberty

I wish I was a werewolf. Might be fun.

Devilfruitgrower

Granted. But then you get shot for being a freak of Nature

I hope My uncle who is in Iraq comes home alright.

Robot Chicken

Wish granted, however he is the only person to live on the american side

I wish I had telekinesis

captain sogeking

granted but all you do with this neww power is open up a one man moving buisness

I wish I was in the NCA (NATIONAL COOL ASSOCIATION)

AWB

Wish granted, but the NCA is closed as soon as you join.

I wish staying in my grandfather's place didn't give me memories of his funeral.

Satsuki

Granted, but instead all you can remember is the moment of his death.

I wish my history paper was done already.